#73 - 佛罗里达小子

欢迎收听一分钟播客。在一分钟播客里，我们只用一分钟告诉你所有需要知道的事。计时器已经启动，我们提前打开了谷歌新闻。很多人说，哦，这不止一分钟，是两分钟。

Welcome to the one minute podcast. On the one minute podcast, we tell you everything you'd need to know in just one minute. Got the timer going here, and we got Google News pulled up ahead of time. A lot of you a lot of you saying, oh, it's not a minute. It's two minutes.

那就别听呗，老兄。是我在做节目，我想延长就延长。懂吗？不过我们会继续的。

Well, kick rocks, dude. I'm the one doing it. I can do I if I wanna stretch, I'm a stretch. Alright? But we'll do it.

我们会严格控制在一个人能完成的时间内。虽然现在谷歌新闻是西班牙语的。切换一下。怎么搞的？调回英文。

We'll keep it to a true one man. Although the Google News right now is in Spanish. Let's swap that. How'd that even happen? Back to English.

好了。我真希望我会西班牙语。高中时我挂过两次西班牙语课。两次。意大利语挂过一次，但有时候我深夜看Telemundo电视台，总觉得突然就能开窍。

Here we go. I I wish I knew Spanish. I failed Spanish twice in high school. Twice. I failed Italian once, but but sometimes I watch I watch Telemundo late at night, and I I think something will just click.

到现在我还是不会西班牙语。还剩十秒。第一条新闻：佛罗里达州教师遭五岁幼童袭击住院需手术，工会称这是该儿童第三次袭击。什么鬼...我们时间到了。

So far, I still don't know Spanish. We got ten seconds. First story here, Florida teacher hospitalized after attack by a five year old needs surgery. Union says it's child's third attack. What the I'm we're at time.

这...真希望我们他妈的不止一分钟。

This is I wish we had more than a fucking minute.