#83 - TikTok、Instagram与谷歌搜索

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现在开始计时，今天我们要聊推特的消息。推特新闻。近半数Z世代使用TikTok和Instagram进行搜索，而不是谷歌。近40%的Z世代更喜欢用TikTok和Instagram搜索。是的。

Let's get mister timer going here, and we're looking at Twitter today. Twitter news. Nearly half of Gen Z is using TikTok and Instagram for search instead of Google. Nearly 40% of Gen Z prefers using TikTok and Instagram for search. Yeah.

我在想，搜索的内容是不是也变了。我知道他们搜索的平台变了，但我敢肯定搜索的内容也变了。你懂吗？我觉得谷歌搜索像是，比如明天面试的办公室地址在哪里？

I wonder if the, you know, search queries have changed. Yeah. I know where they're searching for things has changed, but I'm sure what they search for has also changed. You know? I think of a Google search as like, you know, what's the location of the office that I have an interview at tomorrow?

对吧？而在TikTok上搜索就像是，怎么把打火机粘在墙上？怎么把打火机卡在墙角？你懂吗？某个妈妈走过她23岁儿子的房间。

You know? A search on TikTok's like, how do I get the lighter to to stick to the wall? How how do I get the lighter to stick in the corner of the wall? You know? Some mom walks by the room of her 23 year old son.

他就那样...顺便说一句，这就是TikTok和Instagram现在的样子。全是没用的垃圾。难以想象他们还在搜索别的东西。

He's just you know? That's all, by the way, what TikTok and Instagram is now. You know? It's just useless shit. Can't imagine they're searching for anything else.

两个平台我都用。我脑袋里再也塞不进更多垃圾信息了。真的塞不下了。你懂我意思吗？我不需要知道披萨外卖盒里那个小桌子不是给仓鼠用的。

I'm on both. I can't fit any more shit in my head. I can't. You know what I mean? I don't need to know that the little table that they put in with your pizza delivery box, you know, isn't a table for like a gerbil.

它甚至不是桌子。而是一个工具，用来分开披萨片而不碰到别人的那片。对吧？我也不需要知道买冰棒时不需要用剪刀剪或用牙咬。直接从中间掰断，就能得到很多冰棒还不会弄脏手。

It's a table it's not even a table. It's a tool that you use to separate the slices without touching somebody else's slice. Right? I don't need to know that when you buy freeze pops, you don't need to cut them or or rip them with your teeth. You can just snap them in half in the middle, and then you have too many freeze pops without any mess around your hands.

对吧？我不需要知道这些。今天还看到一个：去百货商店买牛仔裤时其实不用试穿，把裤腰围在脖子上，如果两端能碰到就说明非常合身。对吧？

Right? I I don't need to know. I saw this one today that when you go to a department store to buy jeans, you don't actually have to try them on. You can just put the waist of the jeans around your neck, and if they touch, they'll fit you perfectly. Right?

我脑袋里再也装不下这种垃圾信息了。好吧？而且每个视频的标题都一样。每个视频都是：我今天才刚知道。我今天才刚知道。

I can't fit any more shit like that in my head. Okay? And the caption on every video is the same. Every video is, I was today years old. I was today years old.

你都32岁了。对吧？工作上家里都有人指望你。你今天才刚知道？你都快入土了。好吧？

You're 32. Right? People depend on you at work, at home. You were today years old, you're almost dead. Okay?

就是在家流着口水刷手机，刷着刷着又流口水，你知道的，除了看这个视频的时候。

Just sitting at home drooling, scrolling and drooling, you know, except for when you're watching this video.