迈克尔·杰普·乔丹

哦，等等。等等。别，但是别哦。哦。对。

Oh, wait. Wait. Don't be but don't oh. Oh. Right.

对。那是我的暗恋对象。

Right. That's my crush.

是啊。是啊。这是你的暗恋对象。

Yeah. Yeah. This is your crush.

我都忘了这事。那是我混亚裔的暗恋对象，托尼·桑伯格。托尼能加入吗？哦，当然。当然。

I forgot about that. That's my half Asian crush right there, Tony Thornburg. Can Tony be a part of it? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

托尼必须到场，兄弟。

Tony's gotta be there, dude.

就这么定了。我们派出最性感的少数族裔

So this is it. We send in the hottest the hottest minority

每个种族都选一个。没错。

Of every race. Yeah.

渗透进去。对。全是白人的地盘。

Infiltrate Yeah. The all white land.

正是如此。

Exactly.

这主意太棒了。

It's a great idea.

太棒了。

It's great.

看谁能突破重围。基本上就是一部M·奈特·沙马兰的电影。对。最后我们会揭示那些尸鬼其实都是外星人。

To see who can break through. It's basically there's an M. Night Shyamalan movie. Yeah. And at the end, we reveal that the wights are all aliens.

他们都是蜥蜴人。典型的M·奈特·沙马兰式

They're all lizards. It's an M. Night Shyamalan

沙马兰的荒诞电影。

Shyamalan ding dong movie.

由迈克尔·吉普·乔丹主演。

Featuring Michael Jeep Jordan.

对。没错。我觉得我们得换个转折点。不。白人一直都是少数群体。

Yeah. Yep. I think let's come up with a different switch here. No. The whites were always minorities.

他们是...哦不。

They were oh, no.

哦好吧，就是这样。对。镜头拉远才发现整个世界都是少数族裔，白人才是...或者说，白人其实才是少数群体。

Oh, well, that's it. Yeah. We pan out to realize the whole world is minorities, the whites are or, yeah, the whites are actually the minority.

哇哦。这就对了。没错。我们是仅存的...

Wow. That's it. Right. We are the only ones There

只剩下40个白人了。仅存的

were the 40 whites left. Left

在地球上。对。就是那个开关，老兄。

on earth. Right. That's the switch, dude.

没错。

Right.

哇。这挺好的。

Wow. That's good.

在美国哪里...这想法太疯狂了，他们能这么做是因为建立了私人机构。对吧？这就好比说，搞个俱乐部，你可以不加入。然后他们就说，我有权只接收我想接收的人。

Where in America is a that is crazy, though, to think that they so they can they can do this because they set up a private institution. Right? So then it's like a it's like saying, have a club. You can't belong. And then they just say, I'm allowed to accept people that I want in there only.

对吧？就像我不能随便进退伍军人协会，我又不是会员。你能进吗？

Right? Like I can't walk into a VFW, right? I'm not part of the club. You can?

不，我只是说我同意你的观点。

No, I'm just saying I'm agreeing with you.

哦，对对对。所以他们就是这么钻空子的，直接说你不符合条件。但话说回来，哪个黑人、同性恋或犹太人会想住那儿啊？他们根本不想住那儿。

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then that's how they're getting away with it, They're just saying you can't be. But also what fucking black person or gay or Jew wants to live there? They don't wanna live there. Yeah.

连宣传都不用。直接说我们要搬去森林。对，直接滚去那该死的树林里。

You don't even need to publicize it. Just be like, we're going to the woods. Yeah. Just go to the fucking woods.

就是。没人会问'我能去吗'这种话。

Yeah. No one's going, can I go?

对啊。就像...不会有黑人兄弟说'老兄我正想办法搬过去'。

Yeah. Like, no black guy is like, dude, I'm trying to get there.

外面景色真美。

It is pretty out there.

有40个人。

It's 40 people.

而且很宁静。

And peaceful.

这里有大片土地。如果他们愿意，人们完全可以搬到冥河镇——只要想搬去冥河镇，哪里都能落脚。

There's so much land. All they could go people if they wanna if people wanna move to the Styx, people can move anywhere to the Styx.

是啊。但如果我想要一个纯韩裔社区，为什么不能实现呢？

Yeah. But if I wanted an all Korean community, why can't I have one?

你们已经有了啊。就在他妈的威尔希尔大街。你去过那儿吧？

You have one. It's on fucking Wilshire. You've gone down there?

知道，当然知道。但我是说，假如我突然决定——就想和一群韩国人住在一个社区里。

Yeah. I know. It is. But I'm just saying, like, if I was like, you know what? I just wanna be around a bunch of Koreans, and we live in live in a community.

这有什么好争议的？

Why would that be controversial?

我懂你的意思，而且说实话你是对的。

You're I know what you're saying, and you're right, by the way.

不，我只是实话实说。

No. Being real.

不，你这是反觉醒，我喜欢这样。

No. You're being anti woke, and I like it.

不，我不是反觉醒。我只是在说我家的事。然后有个家伙说，嘿，我不认识你。

No. I'm not being anti woke. I'm just saying my family. And some dude was like, hey. I don't know you.

我能来吗？

Can I come?

我觉得...我觉得可以，如果...就像我觉得他们...那个...

I think the I think you can if it's it's as if I think what their what the

啊，我明白你的意思了。

Ah, I see what you're saying.

律师的意思是，你不能仅仅基于种族、信仰或宗教阻止人们过来。但话说回来，如果你拥有一大片土地，比如100英亩，你可以说我只让我想放行的人进来。是的。

What the attorney is saying is that you cannot keep people from coming out there just based on race, creator, religion. But that being said, you just own a bunch of land. Like if you owned a 100 acres of land, you could say, I'm only letting people in there that I want in Yes.

我就是这个意思。

That's what I'm saying.

问题在于他们太直接了。闭嘴。直接说闭上你的...

The problem is they were too forward with Shut your mouth. Just say Shut the fuck

嘴。

up.

就说我们在创建一个私人社区，只有我们能在里面。'我们'是谁？我们选择的人。对，就是要含糊其辞。

Say we're creating a private community and only we can be in there. Who's we? Whoever we choose. Yeah. Just be coy about it.

是啊，或者编个谎话。

Yeah. Or make up a lie.

是啊，怎么了

Yeah, what's

我们曾信仰过一些非常扭曲的宗教。对对。

We had some really fucked up religion. Yeah, yeah.

对对。顺便说一句，那边正在酝酿着什么。

Yeah, yeah. Well, by the way, something is brewing over there.

确实有事情在发生。

There's something going on.

你知道他们要搞事情。我明白。对吧？关键是我觉得这明显是另有所图。这是个会员制。

You know they're starting something. I know. Right? You know the crux of this that I it was a dead giveaway that this is like something else. It's a membership.

得交钱。没错。所以很明显在酝酿什么。对吧？

You have to pay. Yeah. So obviously, something is brewing. Right?

其实我有那部电影。是什么来着？我买了新Switch。虽然有点山寨感，但他们确实存在。对吧？

I've got the movie, actually. What is it? I have the new Switch. So basically, it's kind of hacky, but it's they're out there. Right?

那些孩子根本不知道世界上有黑人、亚洲人或同性恋。等他们长大。对吧？然后这对他们来说就像恐怖片。懂吗？

And the kids, they have no idea there are blacks or Asians or gays in the world. They get older. Right? And then they and then it's a horror movie for them. Right?

所以有个孩子迷路了。对吧？我就问：怎么了兄弟？

So one kid wanders out. Right? I was like, what's up, dog?

反向滚出去。

Reverse get out.

这是反向滚出去，老兄。

It's a reverse get out, dude.

进来。快回来。

Get in. Get back in.

是快进来。

It's get in.

是快回来。因为一旦你离开这个群体，就会在森林里迷路。

It's get back in. Because once you leave the community, you're lost in the woods.

是啊。或者有些人，你知道，我碰到他们。他们会问，你的眼睛怎么了？对吧？我就说，你什么意思？

Yeah. Or some guy, you know, I run into them. They're like, what happened to your eyes? Right? I'm like, what do you mean?

对。我见过一个残疾的男人。他的眼睛。有点问题。

Yeah. I I saw a man who was disabled. His eyes. Something was wrong.

他动作很快。没错。他动作很快，皮肤非常柔软。

He was quick. Yeah. He was quick and has very soft skin.

由导演迈克尔·吉普·乔丹带来的革命性电影《快回来》。

From director Michael Jeep Jordan comes a revolutionary film, get back in.

快回来。对。快回来。没错。HelloFresh。

Get back in. Yeah. Get back in. Yeah. HelloFresh.

你可能听说过HelloFresh。他们会将厨师精心设计的食谱和新鲜食材直接送到你家。

You may have heard of HelloFresh. They send chef crafted recipes and fresh ingredients to your home.

知道这个吗？

Do know that?

他们不这样做吗？

Do they not?

他们会的。而且今年夏天，他们进行了有史以来最大的菜单升级。这已不是你记忆中的HelloFresh了——更丰富、更健康、更美味。现在每周都有牛排和海鲜食谱配送，无需额外费用。

They do. And this summer, they made their biggest menu upgrade yet. This isn't the HelloFresh. You remember, it's bigger, healthier, and tastier. They got steak and seafood recipes delivered every week for no extra cost.

现在菜单上的海鲜菜品增加了三倍，还不用多花钱。

That's three times more seafood on the menu now at no extra cost.

而且他们把菜单规模翻倍了，老兄。

And they they doubled its menu, dude.

没错，现在有两倍那么多。

Yeah. It's twice the size.

是啊。现在每周可以从100种选项中选择，包括应季新菜和全球各地的食谱。分量也更足，保证让每个人都吃得满意。

Yeah. Now you can choose from 100 options each week, including new seasonal dishes and recipes from around the world. Dig into bigger portions that'll keep everyone satisfied.

你看，Bobby现在特别健康。他瘦了不少，大家都夸他。这得感谢HelloFresh，他们的菜单现在更健康了。

And look, Bobby is very healthy. You know he's lost a bunch of weight and everyone's complimenting him. He's being healthier and thank you to HelloFresh. They have an either even healthier menu.

我现在是Steven Yu了。

I'm Steven Yu now.

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听着，我对这赛季橄榄球赛超期待。我知道Bobby不感兴趣，因为这不是

Look, I'm so excited for this football season. I know Bobby isn't because it's not

我感兴趣。

I am.

欧洲足球。这是美式橄榄球。

European football. It's American football.

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知道为什么吗？因为我们现在正在和需要倾诉的粉丝们对话。

You know why? Because we're talking to the fans right now. We're talking to the fans who need to talk.

没错兄弟。我直说吧，如果你有心理创伤——我知道你肯定有。

Exactly, dude. And let me say something. Okay? If you have trauma Yeah. I know you do.

嗯，你也是。

Yeah, you too.

对，那些糟糕的事...你需要EMDR治疗，需要倾诉对象懂吗？Talkspace能救你的命。

Yeah, bad stuff, You need to do EMDR, you need someone to talk to, you know I mean? And Talkspace is there for you. It'll save your life.

Talkspace是评分第一的在线心理咨询平台，提供持证治疗师和精神科医生的专业支持，随时随地可访问。我们向来主张向他人倾诉问题——就像我们常向听众们吐露心声。你也需要专业倾诉渠道。在Talkspace可一站式获得谈话治疗和药物处方，与其他远程医疗不同，这里提供精神科服务，确保谈话治疗能配合必要的药物辅助。

Well, Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatrists that you can access anytime and anywhere. We've always been a big proponent about talking about your problems to other people. We tell a lot of our problems to you guys at home. You need to talk to someone as well. Get therapy and medication all in one place because unlike other telehealth companies, psychiatry is available through Talkspace so you can get the medication you need to supplement your talk therapy.

安德鲁，这样方便吗？

And is it convenient, Andrew?

简直方便得不可思议。你完全可以在家里舒舒服服地完成。在车里做也行，在屋顶上做也行，在朋友家做也行。

It is remarkably convenient. You can do this literally from the comfort of your own home. Do it from your car. Do it from your rooftop. Do it from your friend's house.

地点根本不重要。随时随地都能进行。

It doesn't matter where you are. You can do it from anywhere.

而且这是有科学依据的？

And it's also backed by science?

完全有科学依据。Talkspace与顶尖研究机构合作验证他们的治疗方法，确保无论你在哪里都能获得最佳护理。鲍比已经使用很长时间了。

It's completely backed by science. Talkspace partners with major research institutions to validate their treatment methods, making sure you receive the best care possible from absolutely anywhere. Bobby's been using it for quite a long time.

我太喜欢了。

I love it.

我真为你骄傲，无论是身体还是心理，你都取得了巨大进步。

And I'm proud of you because you're making so much progress, both physically and mentally.

跟你说，我用了之后真的爱不释手。

Let me tell you something. I use it, and I love it.

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That's space 80, s p a c e eight zero, to match with a licensed therapist today. Go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter promo code space 80. Yeah. That's interesting, though. Yeah.

这很迷人

It's a fascinating

这很迷人

It's a fascinating

搬到欧扎克地区并那样做是件有趣的事。

thing to move down to the Ozarks and do that.

但如果你从未见过少数族裔，假设我是...如果你是白人。对吧？嗯。是的。如果你是白人，麦科恩是最白的。

But if you'd never seen a minority if I was if you're white. Right? Mm-mm. Yeah. If you're a white McCone's the whitest.

根据答案来看，我不是。

I'm not according to the answer.

所以，麦科恩，假设你从小长大，对亚洲人、黑人、同性恋者等一无所知，然后你终于遇到一个，你觉得你的反应会是什么？害怕？好奇。这就是我说的。我觉得很多人都是这样。

So, McCone, let's say you grew up, you don't know anything about Asians, blacks, gays, or anything, and then you finally run into one, what do you think your reaction would be? Fear? Curiosity. That's what I'm saying. I think a lot of people are that.

嗯，你什么意思？

Mm-mm. What do you mean?

安德烈斯不是。什么？安德烈斯第一次见到黑人是在他十几岁的时候，然后他尖叫着指了出来。

Andres isn't. What? Andres saw a black person for the first time as, like, a teenager, and he, like, screamed and pointed.

是啊。是啊。当然。西班牙。西班牙。

Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Spain. Spain.

是的。但你会感到好奇。

Yeah. But so you would be curious.

安德烈斯？欧洲与美国的差异问题。

Andres? European versus American thing.

是啊。但你们从没听说过他。从来没人跟你提起过

Yeah. Words But you have never heard of him. You no one ever talked to you

他说的是，如果你剥离生活中接触过其他种族的环境，从未见过或了解过他们——就像我今天去中国农村，那里的人绝对没见过他妈的金发佬。他们肯定会发出‘呃嗯’的声音，会被吓到的。

about He's saying if you remove the context of life that you've lived around other races and people you've never seen it before or known it before, It's like if I go to rural China today, there's no way they've seen a fucking jinge. They're all gonna be like, uh-huh. They're gonna be shocked.

这个我不确定。百分百。百分百。

I don't know about that. 100%. 100%.

他们什么时候见过

When have they seen

或许我...或许我...

Maybe I maybe I

对。

Yeah.

哦。是啊。

Oh. Yeah.

不过我觉得，即便不是...就像...这个比喻可能有点怪。但就像如果我看到某种动物，我也不知道...

I think though, even if it's not even if you, like, see, like and this might be a weird comparison. But if I were to see, like, an animal, I don't know.

哇靠。我第一反应是...

Woah. My first I have to

我可能会喜欢，如果看到的话，但我从没见过鼩鼱。比如我看到一只鼩鼱，我就会想，

I'm gonna like if I see like I don't I've never seen a shrew before. Like, I see a shrew, I'm like,

我想去摸摸它。你在把哪种人比作

I wanna go pet it. What race of people are you comparing

这个？你是在说中东人吗，彼得？哦。你到底在说什么，老兄？

to? This is Are you saying Middle Eastern, Peter? Oh. What are you saying, dude?

你想说什么，是啊。

What are you saying, Yeah.

具体点。对。对。你怎么说？因为我看到的是熊猫。

Specific. Yeah. Yeah. What do say? Because I see a panda.

我 我觉得 是的。它 我觉得动物 生物 活物

I I think Yeah. It I think animal creature living creatures

他

He

说 等等。等等。等等。你不会觉得如果你看到一个亚洲人，那是人形生物吧？

said Wait. Wait. Wait. You wouldn't think if you saw, like, a Asian person that that was a humanoid?

嗯，我以为

Well, I thought

那 有另一种人形生物看起来和我略有不同，但对这家伙来说不是。我会觉得 那是另一种动物。

that There's another humanoid that looks slightly different than me, but not to this guy. I would have There's another animal.

我可以想象，如果你从未见过与你长相不同的人，真的，第一次见到时

I would imagine if you never saw anybody that didn't look like you, truly, genuinely, right, for the first time

是啊。

Yeah.

作为人类物种，你的本能反应肯定是威胁。我敢打赌一定是这样。事实上，我确信如此，因为我敢说

Your instinct is threat, for sure, as a human species. I bet you it is. In fact, it for certain is because I bet you

沙奎尔·奥尼尔。没错。如果我周围没有...听着，如果我一生都只和小个子亚洲人相处，有一天我就像...你知道的，独自走在森林里，忙着自己的事。

Shaquille Shaquille O'Neal. Yes. If I'm around no. Just listen. If I'm around little Asians my whole life, and one day I'm just like, you know, me walking through the forest, minding my own business.

卡吉拉。卡吉拉。

Kajira. Kajira.

我是说，他太巨大了。

I mean, he's so big.

他太巨大了。

He's so big.

我可能会说，天啊。看那个。那就是我。那甚至...

That I would probably go, oh my god. Like, look at that. That's me. That's that's even

那是世界先生吗？对啊。

Is that mister worldwide? Yeah.

谁是凯文·哈特，沙奎尔·奥尼尔。把那张照片给我。

Who's Kevin Hart, Shaquille O'Neal. Give me that photo.

太疯狂了。看，那是加比·道格拉斯和他。

It's insane. Look, that's that's Gabby Douglas and him.

是啊。想象一下。假设我是加比·道格拉斯，那是沙奎尔。嗯哼。

Yeah. Imagine yeah. So imagine that's I'm Gabby Douglas. That's Shaquille. Mhmm.

我觉得我会有点害怕。

I would be kinda scared, I think.

威胁。没错。因为你

Threat. Yeah. Because you

觉得这不是他皮肤的颜色问题。是体型。哦。哦。哦。

think It's not the color of his skin. It's the size. Oh. Oh. Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。体型。是啊。

Oh. The size. Yeah.

对。姚明也是同样的情况。

Yeah. Yao Ming, same thing.

不。那是姚·维什·维什·沙克。

No. There's Yao Wish Wish Shack.

是啊。姚明更高大。

Yeah. Yao's bigger.

不。但如果你看到姚明而他长得像你，你只会觉得这是个膨胀版的你。你会以为有人把他彻底充气了。不，等等。

No. But if you saw Yao and he looked like you, would just think it's an inflated version of you. You would think somebody pumped him up all the way. No. Wait.

等等，让我想想。如果你明白我的意思是

Wait. Let me think. If you saw the point I'm making is

我会觉得就像...你懂我意思吗？有人站在肩膀上。哦，对，对。

I would think it's like you know what I mean? Somebody's on the shoulder. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

对，那里面有两个小孩？

Yeah. There's two kids in there?

对，对。

Yeah. Yeah.

没错。那是任何种族第一次见到与自己不同的种族时的场景。我敢肯定他们吓坏了，绝对认为这是个威胁。

Yeah. That's the time any race ever saw another different race from their people. I'm sure they were freaked out and thought it was a threat for sure.

但你知道吗？白人总是...白人总是让人说'哇好美'。比如在非洲之类的地方，人们会跟着他们转。嗯。

But you know what? White people always white people always people go, oh, beautiful. White. Like in Africa and stuff, they follow them around. Mhmm.

像个天使对吧？但换作是我，大概就不会了。

It's an angel. Right? But with me, it's like, probably not.

啊？什么？

Well What?

你就像个被剪了翅膀的天使。

You're like you're like an angel whose wings have been clipped.

对，就像那个岛。你知道那个基督徒死去的岛吗？

Yeah. Like that island. You know that island where that Christian died?

他们去尝试的那个地方，对。

Where they went to go try to yeah.

所以那里有个人，我觉得甚至可能是亚洲人。

So there's that one dude I think it was Asian even.

顺便说一句，我们现在提到的这个点很棒。

This this is a great point that we're bringing up, by the way.

哦，悉尼·斯威尼？牛仔裤？那条牛仔裤？对。

Oh, the Sydney Sweeney? The jeans? The jeans? Yeah.

我没明白，我没懂。

I didn't get I didn't get it.

我也不明白，但是

I don't get it either, but

人们很生气

People are mad

我知道。

I know.

因为她在说，你知道，她玩了个文字游戏，说她的基因库里有很棒的牛仔裤。为什么？

Because she's saying, you know, the the play on words that she has great jeans in her jean pool. Why?

这甚至不是她亲口说的，对吧？是广告公司的文案。

It's the it's not even her saying it. Right? It's the ad company.

呃，她确实说了。但我的意思是，她只是在念稿子。念稿子？对，我们整天都在念稿子。

Well, she says it. But I mean, she's just reading copy. Reading the copy? Yeah. We read copy all the time.

没错。等等，但这到底是什么？看，麦康懂这个。他年轻。

Yeah. Wait. But but what is it? See, McCone knows. He's young.

他明白

He gets

这就像优生学那套东西。完全正确。

he It's a it's like a Eugenics thing. Exactly.

我有蓝眼睛。她是这么说的，对吧？

I have blue eyes. She says that. Right?

对。优生学这个概念...查查定义，但优生学不就是筛选出完美人种的理念吗？通过筛选其他类型...（读定义）'研究如何安排人类繁殖以增加被视为理想的可遗传特征的出现'。但这不是她表达的意思。

Yeah. Eugenics is idea and look up the definition, but isn't eugenics the idea that you filter out to make a perfect race? You filter out other kinds of the study of how to arrange reproduction with human population to increase the occurrence heritable characteristics regarded desirable. Right. But that's not what she's saying.

她又不是在说只和能生出完美后代的人上床。不是这样。

She's not saying only fuck people that are gonna give a perfect No.

他们在玩同音异义词的把戏，人们上钩了。

They're playing with the homonym, and people took it.

同音异义词是什么意思？

What does homonym mean?

同音词是因为她的基因基因，因为是同一个词。但我要说的是正确的，优生学与所呈现的完全是不同的意识形态。但我甚至不知道这个误解是怎么发生的。这对我来说甚至说不通。这两件事是怎么纠缠在一起的？

Homonym is because of her genes genes, because it's the same word. But what I'm saying is correct, that eugenics is a completely different ideology than what's being presented. But I don't even know how the misstep happened. It doesn't even make sense to me. How are these two things intertwined?

因为她金发碧眼、长得漂亮，他们就要搞纳粹那一套？

Because she's beautiful and blonde hair, blue eyed, they're going Nazi shit?

是的。一样

Yeah. The same

老兄，别这样。那不是那不是

Dude, come on. That's not that's not

是和外表有关吧。因为，你知道，特朗普说了很多。你懂我意思吗？基因。我喜欢你有很棒的基因，你懂我意思吗？

Is it tied to look. Because, you know, Trump says a lot. You know what mean? Jeans. I like you have great jeans or, you know what mean?

你有很棒的基因。不是指裤子，而是像

You have great jeans. Not the pants, but like

他确实会这么说。

He does talk.

他经常谈论基因。

He talks a lot about jeans.

哦，他们这么搞他们他们

Oh, they're so putting this they're they're

也许吧。我不知道。也许有个

Maybe. I don't know. Maybe there was a

关于特朗普和悉尼·斯威尼那档子破事？明白了。让我来说说这个。

connection Trump on fucking Sydney Sweeney? Got it. Let me say this about this.

对。

Yeah.

首先，她爸妈确实生了个火辣的孩子。行吧？

First of all, her mom and dad did make a fucking hot kid. Okay?

没错。

Bingo.

所以她的基因确实他妈的不错。

Okay. So she does have pretty good fucking genes.

是啊。

Yeah.

她基因很好。

She has good genes.

好基因。

Good genes.

我们父母呢？

Our parents?

嗯。基因不好。基因不行。

Yeah. Not not good genes. Not good genes.

我他妈出来的时候全身橙黄。

I came out fucking orange.

是啊。

Yeah.

没错。他出来就是那样。

Yeah. He came out that.

什么？这也太离谱了。我是说，如果我们那样做，我们的牛仔裤会是什么样子？

What? Well, that's insane. Yeah. I mean, if we were doing that, our jeans what would the jeans look like?

破洞的。做旧款。就一条

Ripped. Pre worn. One just one

就一侧破个小洞你懂吧？左边留着。

Just one little side with you know I mean? Would be there left.

对。你得是条磨边牛仔短裤。我会是条做旧款，必须是做旧的

Yeah. You'd be little jean shorts frayed at the bottom. Yeah. I'd be distressed I'd be distressed

还得是最劣质的丹宁布。最次的那种。

The lowest quality denim too. The lowest quality.

老兄，直接从工厂后巷搞来的破烂货。

Dude, the fucking downtown downtown off the factory.

对对对。就是那种。没错。

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those yeah. Yeah.

总之。

Anyway.

就是那种新牛仔裤配新鞋时会把鞋子染蓝的款式。对，我们说的就是这种牛仔裤。听着，我不明白...我真搞不懂这设计。

The one where when you when you wear them new with shoes, it dyes the shoes blue. Yeah. That's the jeans that we are. Look. I don't under I don't understand it.

我觉得这他妈太诡异了

I think it's such a fucking weird

没事的。她会没事的。我只是

thing. She's fine. Gonna be fine. I just

觉得奇怪的是他们好像把矛头指向她，仿佛她说了什么争议性言论似的。

think it's weird that they've kinda like put it on her as if she said something controversial.

她没事的。

She's fine.

她只是照着烂稿子念。媒体素养已死。媒体素养彻底死了。不过说真的...她的家世背景很棒。

She's reading bad copy. Media literacy is dead. Media literacy is dead. Also, has great fucking yeah. Her genealogy is great.

她长得非常漂亮。没错。因为她的脸很对称。

She's very good looking. Yeah. Which she's symmetrical.

她的牛仔裤比我的好看。

She has better jeans than me.

一样？是啊。不...不是说真的牛仔裤。你的丹宁裤明明超赞的。

Same? Yeah. No. Not literal jeans, though. You have phenomenal denim.

不，不。我的牛仔布料更好。

No. No. My denim is better.

你拥有世界上最好的牛仔布料。

You have some of the best denim in the world.

是啊，是啊。

Yeah. Yeah.

哦，他们把她和特朗普相提并论。好吧。

Oh, they're comparing her to Trump. Okay.

这就是我认为其中的关联所在。

That's what I'm that's what I think the the the connection there.

对。

Right.

对，对，对。他经常这么说，但他也会重复很多话，比如‘数十亿、数十亿、数十亿’。他说得很多。

Right. Right. Right. He says it a lot, but he also says a lot of things in repeat, like billions and billions and billions. He says a lot.

两周内，他说了很多。你懂我意思吗？就像他们会问，医疗削减在哪里？两周内。这很聪明。

In two weeks, he says a lot. You know what mean? Like, they go, where's the health cut? In two weeks. Which is smart.

太聪明了。

It's so smart.

这个时间点选得真好。是啊，因为一周太仓促了。

Such a good amount of time. Yeah. Because one is too quick.

是啊。这聪明得有点

Yeah. It's so smart in a

诡异。一周指的是下周。但如果你说两周

weird way. One week means next week. But if you go two weeks

对。人们两周后就忘了。

Yeah. People forget in two weeks. A

百分百同意。比如我问你在那边待了多久？你会说两周。即使实际只有一周半？

100%. Yeah. And if I say how long you how long were you over there? You go two weeks. Even if it was like a week and a half?

没错。两周听起来够久。为什么待那么长时间？嗯。这个时长既不会显得紧迫，又能让人觉得分量十足，对吧？

Yeah. Two weeks sick. Why are there for a long time? Yeah. It's it's enough of amount of time where it's not threatening, but it also gives you weight to go, what?

那都是两周前的事了。三周会不会更好？

That was two weeks ago. Is it three weeks better?

三周就吓人了。

Three weeks is scary.

为什么？因为快接近

Why? Because it's almost a

三周的话。都快一个月了。确实。

In three weeks. It's almost a month. Right.

那就太长了。是不是太长了？

That's too much. Is it too much?

一个月是很长的时间。

A month is a long time.

好吧。

Okay.

一年中的一月。

The January of a year.

那就两周吧。

Two weeks then.

不过关于这个。几周？是啊。老兄，他组织语言的方式让你完全被吸引然后又让你忘记。他本该是个'现在你看到我，现在你看不到'的高手。

About it though. Weeks? Yeah. Dude, he's organized speech in a way where he knows exactly how entice you and then make you forget. He should have been a now you see me, now you don't.

没错。没错。他太擅长这个了。

Yeah. Yeah. He's so good.

他在这方面非常在行。

He's so good at that.

那从未发生过。是啊。真的很厉害。

It never happened. Yeah. It's really good.

是啊。或者当他被逼问时，就会抛出其他让人分心的话题。他太擅长这招了。

Yeah. Or when he heats on, he just comes up with other things that people focus on. He's so good at that.

那他本可以加入神奇四侠的。他样样都精通。

Could have been a Fantastic Four then. He's really good at all.

没错。

Right.

他挺厉害的，老兄。

He's good, dude.

是啊。他就像白人版的申林。

Yeah. He's like Shin Lim, but white.

确实。

He is.

对对对。就是那样。对吧？人们都会惊呼，哇哦。

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There. Right? And people go, Woah.

没错。然后他就消失了。

Yeah. And then he's gone.

他消失了。

He's gone.

但你能听到他走路的声音。

But you hear him walking.

我确实听到他走路的声音。

I do hear him walking.

是啊。你能听到他在走廊吱呀走动的声音。

Yeah. You hear him creaking through the hall.

我还听到他的血管和脚踝，像是，在咯吱作响。

And I hear his veins and his ankles, like, squishing.

我已经能听到年轻人的

I can already hear the young

他那里长的那些东西是什么？痛风。他的血管和脚踝有点问题。真让人不舒服。看看那个。

What are those things that he has there? Gout. He's got something going on with the veins and his ankles. Don't like it. Look at that.

全都溢到他的鞋子上了。

It's all spilling over his shoe.

太搞笑了。

That's so funny.

是啊。看看那个。

Yeah. Look at that.

双手淤青。

With bruised hands.

让我说一句。老兄，你明明那么有钱。干脆退休算了。

Let me say something. I mean, dude, it's just like you have so much money. Just well, just retire.

退休吧。干脆

Retire. Just

退出吧。

get out.

是啊。但他肯定会坚持出席完的。对，放大看看他的脚踝部分。

Yeah. But he's gotta he's gonna finish being present for sure. Yeah. Zoom into his ankles.

嗯。那是什么？静脉问题？他好像有种叫什么静脉...什么什么的病。他到底患了什么病来着？

Yeah. What is it? Venous? He has some sort of thing called the venous something something. What's the disease he has?

静脉曲张？

Varicose veins?

不是。你看那儿，这是个真正的——

No. Look at it. It's a real

慢性静脉功能不全。没错，这是严重的静脉问题，特朗普的情况。所以呢？

Chronic venous insufficiency. That's right. That's a venous seriously Trump's condition. Yeah. So what?

他的腿全废了？

His legs get all fucked up?

嗯哼。对啊，就像血液在他身体某个部位淤积。

Mhmm. Yeah. Like, blood pools in a certain section of his body.

我们得运动啊，宝贝。

We gotta exercise, baby.

我知道。你得运动。打高尔夫不算运动吗？

I know. You gotta exercise. Isn't golf exercise?

不算。你就是在走来走去而已。

No. You're just walking around.

但那也算锻炼。

We but that's still exercise.

不，我不同意。

No. I disagree.

好吧。顺、顺便说一下，锻炼...前几天去徒步时，我家附近那条徒步道，好像叫Parque Serrado还是什么来着。

Alright. By by by the way, exercise so when hiking the other day, and I I don't know if the the hiking trail by my house, I think it's called Parque Serrado or something.

Parque Serrato？对。

Parque Serrato? Yeah.

对。总之...

Yeah. But anyway

Parque Serrato是什么？

What's Parque Serrato?

就是这个名字。有个标牌上这么写的。

That's what it's called. There was a sign that said that.

Serrato是关闭的意思？哦。公园关闭。

Serrato means closed? Oh. Park closed.

去他妈的

Fuck this

话说，你已经从那儿走出来了吗？

way. Did you already walk out of there?

不。我还是做了。

No. I did it anyway.

小心点。对。塞拉诺公园。往下走。抱歉。

Careful. Yeah. Parque Serrano. Go down. I'm sorry.

我做到了。你真蠢。

I did it. You're so dumb.

我做到了。

I did it.

你是我最喜欢的人之一。

You're one of my favorite people.

所以，不管怎样，我不想刻薄，我...我们可能...我不知道。让我直说吧。

So, anyway and I don't wanna be mean and I I we might I don't know. Let me just throw it out there.

说吧。

Say it.

发生了点事。第一点，对吧？这个公园的这条徒步小径通往山顶。对吧？

Something happened. Number one. Right? This park this hiking trail goes to the top of this mountain. Right?

我通常的做法是转身返回。因为我不知道另一边有什么。你以前这样做过吗？

And what I usually do is I turn around back. So I'm just like because I don't know what's on the other side. You ever done that before?

我通常会坚持走完，但我会先规划好路线。

I usually try to finish it, but I see I map it out first.

但当你站在山顶往下看时，你根本不知道那条路通向哪里。

But when you're on the top of the mountain, you look down, you don't know where it leads.

那好吧，我不去了。

Well, then I'm not doing it.

没错。但这次我去了，你猜怎么着？我决定跟着路走。大错特错。最后你到哪儿了？

Right. But this time I went, you know what? I'm gonna go where it leads. Mistake. Where'd you end up?

好几英里。好几英里外。我最后到了一个住宅区。

Miles. Miles away. Miles away. I ended up in a residential area.

但你是一个人？

But you were by yourself?

一个人。

By myself.

别这么干。我告诉过你别这样

Don't do that. I I told you not to

是啊。结果天都快黑了，你知道，我是说哦，糟了是吧？但幸好有辆共享滑板车。

Yeah. I ended like it's and that light was going, you know, I mean Oh, no. Right? But thankfully, was a line scooter. Was.

对。我滑回停车的地方了。

Yeah. I lined back to my car.

我正想说，你翻过山另一边结果到了阿肯色州那个‘仅限白人’的地盘。

I was gonna say, you walked on the other side of the hill and you ended up at the Whites Only, Arkansas plan. Yeah.

当时有位女士，我并不想取笑她。真的没有这个意思，只是感到困惑。就在小径起点处，刚开始往上走的时候，她正对着TikTok直播，说着“对呀”之类的话。

And there was a lady, and I don't wanna make fun of her. I'm not trying to make fun of her. I just was confused by it. Was There a lady in the beginning of the trail, like, literally right when you start going up, and she was, like, on a TikTok. And she's like, yeah.

她体型非常魁梧。我能——

And she was a very heavy set. Can I

能不能让我

can I just let

先说完再剪掉？天啊。好吧。她对着镜头说：嘿朋友们，我正在徒步。

me finish it, and then we'll cut it out? God. Alright. And she goes, hey, guys. So I'm doing it.

懂我意思吗？就是锻炼身体。当时我心里还想：哇，真为你高兴。

Hiking. You know what I mean? Doing the exercise. Right? And in my heart, I was like, oh, good for you.

这多好啊。结果我刚往上走没多远，一回头就发现——糟了。

This is great. Right? So I start walking up. Right? At no point, when I turn around, oh, shit.

于是医疗救援直升机就来了。

So the medevac helicopter comes in.

这里有两个可能。第一，纯粹是作秀。

So there's two things. Yeah. Number one, it was for show.

呃也不一定，或许她只是慢慢来呢。

Well, no. Maybe she maybe she's just taking it slow.

第二种可能是她已经到极限了。

Or number two, she had already gone to the limit.

一开始？她就像在说，嘿。我到了。他们说去健身房的路程已经算锻炼的一半了。

At the start? She's like, hey. I got there. They say half of the journey is getting to the gym.

是啊。但我当时挺担心她的。心里想着，哦，她人呢？是出于关心。不是要取笑她，就我刚才说的那个故事。

Yeah. But I was concerned for her. Was like, oh, where is she? It was out of concern. Wasn't trying to make fun of her, the that story of what I just said.

对。确实如此。

Yeah. It was.

不。不是的。

No. It wasn't.

前几天徒步时还有个家伙在跑步。嗯。穿着全套运动服。当时气温87华氏度（约30.5摄氏度）。简直让我震惊。为什么有人会这么做？

And there was a guy that was running on the hike the other day Mhmm. Who had on a full sweat suit. Was 87 degrees. That blows my mind. Why do people do this?

是啊。我当时就想，老兄，你会晕倒的。

Yeah. I'm like, dude, you're gonna pass out.

什么？摔跤手吗？

What? Wrestlers?

他可不是高中生。那男的三四十岁了。像个在步道上跑步大汗淋漓的男人。我就觉得，这操作太诡异了兄弟。因为这简直是在自找脱水和中暑。

He's not in high school. This guy was in his late thirties. He was like a man who's running on the trail dripping in sweat. And I was like, such a weird game, dude. Because you're asking for dehydration and then overheating.

兄弟，我跟你说过这事。我朋友EP的哥们儿，他们去徒步时他不得不叫医疗直升机救援。肺都塌陷了。因为他平时根本不徒步，突然就说我去爬山吧。这人整天抽大麻...

Dude, because I told you this story. My buddy EP's friend, they were hiking and he had to get medevaced out. His lung collapsed. Because he doesn't really hike often, and he was like, I'll go hike. He smokes weed all fucking

天啊。

Oh my god.

他们不得不派医疗直升机把他运出来。

They had to medevac him out.

天啊。

Oh my god.

他的肺塌陷了。

His lung collapsed.

是啊。不过那边有长椅，你可以休息一下。

Yeah. But there are benches. You can just rest.

我会告诉他的。好的。对。我是说，以前我住在润扬附近时，每天都会去那里徒步，见过多少人啊

I'll tell him that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, amount of people that I used to when I used to live by Runyon and I would go hike that every day

嗯。

Yeah.

我见过从那里被医疗直升机运出来的人，至少每月一次。哇。他们不得不派救援，因为有人会爬到公园另一侧陡峭的地方。对。然后被困住，可能恐慌或无法呼吸。

The amount of people I saw get medevaced out of there, it was at least once a month. Wow. They'd have to bring because someone would get way up on the on the, you know, on the hard side, on the other side of the park. Yeah. And they'd be stuck and maybe panic or not be able to breathe.

是啊。那边的山坡确实很陡峭。

Yeah. It's those are some steep hills there.

哦，老兄。而且那里还

Oh, dude. It's and it's also

简直是场噩梦。

It's a nightmare.

去好莱坞标志那儿要走差不多五英里。

When you do the Hollywood Sign, it's like five miles.

是啊，我可走不动。

Yeah. I can't do that.

那地方很高，要走好长一段路。

It's high. It's a it's a long way to go.

说到时尚，我能吐槽下时尚吗？白人戴稻田帽已经够多了。

Also, in terms of fashion, can I just trailing fashion? Enough white people wearing the rice paddy hats.

哦，只有你能戴？

Oh, only you can wear it?

我就是说说。他们戴着那些巨大的西贡式草帽

I'm just saying. They have these gigantic Saigon rice

那你先把棒球帽摘了，那是我们的文化。

Well, then take off that baseball hat. That's ours.

那可不是我们的。

That's not us.

那就是我们的。

That's ours.

去日本看看吧。

Go to Japan.

棒球诞生于美国。那些是我们的帽子。

Baseball is born in America. Those are our hats.

好吧。

Okay.

摘下来。如果我能戴稻谷帽

Take it off. If I can wear rice hats

行吧。你可以戴稻谷帽。是我的错，老兄。我的错。你可以戴稻谷帽。

Alright. You can wear rice hats. That's my bad, dude. My bad. You can wear the rice hats.

我能戴哪种民族帽子？我能戴稻田帽？是啊。我能戴

Which race of hats can I wear? I can wear a rice paddy hat? Yeah. Can I wear

但这样如何？如果我戴那种盔甲帽呢？你懂我意思吗？就像骑士头盔那种。

But it's like, how about this? What if I wear one of those, like, armor? You know what mean? Like, a knight's helmet.

太酷了。没错。

That's rad. Yeah.

但，那个...如果我戴骑士头盔会冒犯到你吗？不会。就是挺不舒服的。我知道。好吧。

But, like, would that offend you if I wear a knight's helmet? No. Pretty uncomfortable. I know. Okay.

所以我能戴那个。你可以戴莱斯·巴迪帽。

So I can wear that. You can wear the Rise Baddey.

谢了

Thank

你。我还能穿什么白色的东西？就是那种，你知道的，在伦敦，那种大大的，你知道的，黑色的小蓬松帽子。

you. What's another white thing I could wear? One of those, you know, in London, the big, you know, the black little puffy hat.

什么什么什么 皇家卫队。皇家卫队。皇家卫队的帽子。

What what what The royal guard. Royal guard. Royal guard hat.

我要戴一顶

I'm gonna wear one of

那样的。对。

those. Yeah.

你觉得可以吗？

You okay with that?

我觉得你应该戴那个。

I think you should wear that.

好吧。

Okay.

我能戴一顶像林肯那样的高顶礼帽吗？

Could I wear like an Abe Lincoln top hat?

可以。你是白人。

Yeah. You're white.

没错。对。别忘了。对。顺便说一下，虽然我们阿肯色州的人应该戴高顶礼帽。

That's right. Yeah. Don't forget. Yeah. That's what by the way, although our our people in Arkansas should be wearing top hats.

是啊。没错。

Yeah. Right.

就是去吃奴隶。

Just to go eat the slaves.

还要脱掉你的衣服。那些是中国制造的。

Also take your clothes off. China made those.

中国制造的。对。脱掉你的衣服。那些是中国制造的。

China made those. Yeah. Take your clothes off. China made those.

没错。其实那就是我想做的。我想去那边当个亚洲监察员。

Yeah. In fact, that's what I wanna do. I wanna be an Asian inspector over there.

你想顺便看看我的样子

You want by the way I'm gonna look

每件中国制造的东西。你懂我意思吗？我要把你他妈房子里的东西都搬空。

at every made in China thing. You know I mean? And I'm gonna take it out of your fucking build house.

但你是韩国人。

But you're Korean.

他们会问，为什么？他们分不清区别的。

They're like, why? They're not gonna know the difference.

不。我不。是的。我告诉你

No. I don't. Yeah. I'm telling you

麦康，假设你从没见过亚洲人，比如，之前完全没接触过。然后我告诉你我是中国人，你肯定会信。百分之百确定。

MacCon, if you were, like, never seen an Asian, like, with the the premise before Yeah. And I told you I was Chinese, you would believe me. A 100 Okay.

没错。放大看。顺便说下，所有美容产品都是韩国发明的，我老听哥们儿、我姐、我老婆、我认识的所有女孩说，韩国，你要是去那儿必须给我带美容产品，因为那是全世界最好的。

Yeah. Zoom in. Korean inventions are all the beauty products by the way, hear this all the time from dude, my sister, my wife, every girl in my life goes, Korea, you gotta get me beauty shit if you go over there because it's the best in the world.

全世界最好的。

In the world.

饮料、扇子，你们超爱那些小手扇。

Beverages, fans, you guys love those little hand fans.

亚洲人参是我们发明的。这...这很难相信，

Asian ginseng we created. That's that's hard to believe, by

对。零食干货，我觉得是。

Yeah. Dried food snacks, I believe.

你放大点，我眼睛模糊看不清。

You zoom in because my eyes are blur blur.

烧酒。超爱烧酒。还有机器人技术整体。

Soju. Love soju. Robotics in general.

对。可可朋友们。

Yeah. Cacao friends.

那不就是黑人朋友吗？

That's just black friends?

是啊，他们就是这么称呼的。

Yeah. That's what they call them.

没错。可可朋友是一系列可爱角色，主打一个小边缘人物。看吧，这就是大家想蹭拉布布潮流的样子。你知道那是什么吧？

Yeah. Cacao Friends is a lineup of adorable characters that predominantly features a little borderline. See, this is is everybody trying to jump on the like, the La boo boo trend. You know what that is, don't you?

当然知道，我还有一些呢。

Of course I do. I have some.

你有拉布布？

You have a La boo boo?

对，我买了一些。

Yeah, I bought some.

那些要多少钱？

How much are those?

我买的那个挺贵的。

Expensive, the one I got.

真的吗？

Are they really?

是啊。

Yeah.

我没...我只是看到过。5000美元？

I don't I've just seen them. $5,000?

对，就是那个。

Yeah. For that one.

然后你他妈把它放哪儿？你拿它怎么办？

And you put it on your fucking what do you do with it?

放抽屉里。

In a drawer.

根本无处安放。

It doesn't go anywhere.

我有椰菜娃娃。真的。我就像收藏家一样每样收一个。

I have Cabbage Patch Kids. I do. I collect like one of everything.

但我看到有女孩把这挂包上。对吧？就是这么玩的？有些包连5000美元都不值，却挂个5000美元的配饰？

But I see people girls put this on their purse. Right? That's the gig? Yeah. So the purse some of these purses aren't even $5,000, and they're putting a $5,000 accessory on the purse?

这就像豆豆娃的潮流。总有一天会消失，没人会在乎。告诉你，80年代我妈为了抢椰菜娃娃跟人干过架。真干架。

It's a fad like Beanie Babies. One day, it's gonna go away, and no one's gonna give a shit. Let me tell you something. My mom fought people to get a Cabbage Patch Kids in the '80. Fought people.

知道吗她拼了命... Shopify。听着安德鲁，没有Shopify我们根本做不了线上生意。

You know eat my. She did all that. Shopify. You know what, Andrew? We wouldn't have an online business without Shopify.

现在就告诉你。

Tell you that right now.

没错。我们用Shopify很久了，哗啦啦进账，无论生意大小，卖什么都能搞定。哪怕你卖的是用旧皮做的弹力球——就像你以前收藏的那种。

Right. We've using them for a long time right now, and cha ching cha ching, Shopify does get it done no matter how big, no matter how small your business is, no matter what you're selling. I don't really care if you're making bouncy balls made out of old skin like you used to collect.

我还在做这些。哦，真的吗？是的，已经卖出两件了。

I still make them. Oh, you do? Yeah, I've sold two already.

总得有人买。Shopify的销售终端系统是零售业务的统一指挥中心，它将多达一千个地点的线上线下运营整合在一起。

Well, someone's gotta buy it. Shopify's point of sale system is a unified command center for your retail business. It brings together in store and online operations across up to a thousand locations.

想象一下能确保购物始终便捷。无限通道、配送到家、线上下单店内取货，一切都更简单，顾客可以按自己喜欢的方式购物，员工也有工具每次都能促成交易。

Imagine being able to guarantee that shopping is always convenient. Endless aisle, ship to customers, buy online, pick up in store, all made simpler so customers can shop how they want and staff have the tools to close the sale every time.

现实是获取新客户成本很高，而Shopify POS能通过个性化体验和一手数据让顾客回头，为营销团队提供竞争优势。事实上，根据Shopify POS商户报告显示，相比市场基准，他们实现了22%更优的总持有成本，以及平均相当于8.9%的销售提升。

And let's face it, acquiring new customers can be very expensive and with Shopify POS, you can keep shoppers coming back with personalized experiences and first party data that give marketing teams a competitive edge. In fact, it's proven based on a report from businesses on Shopify POS see real results like 22% better total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent to an 8.9 uplift in sales on average relative to the market set surveyed.

把那些'如果'变成'何不'，继续用Shopify为宏大梦想提供最佳助力。

Turn those what ifs into why nots and keep giving those big dreams the best shot with Shopify.

立即注册每月1美元试用，今天就开始销售：shopify.com/badfriends。

Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com/badfriends.

访问shopify.com/badfriends。

Go to shopify.com/badfriends.

Shopify.com/badfriends。

Shopify.com/badfriends.

ZocDoc。ZocDoc。哦。哦。哦，怎么了？

ZocDoc. ZocDoc. Oh. Oh. Oh, what happened?

我不知道。现在你又摔倒了。

I don't Now you fell again.

我又摔倒了，但我该去哪儿呢？

I fell again, but where do I go?

ZocDoc。你知道它是什么吗？什么？这是一个免费的应用程序和网站，你可以搜索并比较网络内的高质量医生，然后点击立即预约，安德鲁。

ZocDoc. You know what you know what it is? What? It's a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment, Andrew.

听起来不错，但那上面有多少医生？大概100个？

Yeah. That sounds but how many doctors are on there? Like a 100?

很多，有几十万。

A lot. Hundreds of thousands.

上面有超过10万名医生？

More than a 100,000 doctors are on there?

是的，涵盖所有专科。

Yeah. Across every specialty.

好吧。但还有另一个问题，他们可能离我很远。

Okay. But here's the other problem. They're probably located nowhere near me.

他们总是在你附近。

They're always around you.

真的吗？

Really?

是的。

Yeah.

他们接受我的保险吗？

Do they take my insurance?

是的，他们接受。

Yeah, they do.

那他们能很好地满足我可能有的任何医疗需求吗？

And are they a good fit for whatever medical need I might have?

你的脚怎么了？

What's your foot like?

很疼。

It hurts.

会处理好的。

Taken care of.

在ZocDoc上？眼睛疼。嗯，他们有患者评价吗？如果我上ZocDoc，能知道有没有其他人去看过那个医生吗？

From ZocDoc? Eye pain. Well, do they have patient reviews? If I go on ZocDoc, I know if somebody else was on there that went to a doctor?

当然，老兄。你可以像看餐厅评价那样阅读。

Yes, dude. You read it like you would read like in a restaurant or whatnot.

医生：真的吗？

Doctor: Really?

医生：是的，是的，是的。

Doctor: Yes, yes, yes.

好吧，那告诉我没办法即时预约。我是说有没有可能，比如，你知道的，我能很快约到时间？

Okay, well tell me there's no way to instantly book an appointment. I mean is there a way that I get a booking within like, you know?

医生：24小时老兄。具体来说24到72小时。

Doctor: twenty four hours bud. Twenty four to seventy two hours if you wanna know the specifics.

真的吗？

Really?

你甚至可能约到当天的就诊。没错。没错。

And you could even score on same day appointments too. Yes. Yes.

好吧。看来我不能再拖着这断脖子和奇怪的软脚不管了。

Alright. Well, I should stop putting off this broken neck and weird floppy foot.

对。还有眼睛疼。

Yeah. And eye pain.

没错。是的。别再拖延那些医生预约了，今天就上zocdoc.com/badfriends寻找并即时预约一位顶级评价的医生吧。

That's right. Yeah. And stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to zocdoc.com/badfriends to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today.

网址是zocdoc，z0cd0c.com/badfriends。

That's zocdoc, z0cd0c.com/badfriends.

Zocdoc.com/badfriends。

Zocdoc.com/badfriends.

7200。

7200.

但搞笑的是。这确实是种潮流，但那个发明它的家伙，你看到了吧？我们节目里可能讨论过？220亿美元。他把公司卖了大概220亿。查查Labubu的老板，220亿。

But here's the joke. It is a fad, but the guy who invented it, you saw that, right? We talked about it on the show maybe? Billion. Sold his company for like $22,000,000,000 Look up LaBubu owner, 22,000,000,000.

他还有一堆其他公司，但我记得他刚被估值220亿左右。泡泡玛特王宁，笑死人了。作为病毒式传播的Labubu玩具背后的公司老板，其公司成功让他的净资产估值超过220亿美元。这混蛋卖的就是狗屎。

He has like a bunch of other companies, but I think he just got priced at 22,000,000,000 or something. Labubu Wang Ning, hilarious. CEO of Pop Mart, the owner associated with viral Labubu Toys, whose company's success has significantly contributed to his estimated net worth of over $22,000,000,000. This motherfucker's selling bullshit.

那不是狗屎。

It's not bullshit.

就是狗屎。

It's bullshit.

确实是。

It is.

这他妈就是狗屎。

It's fucking bullshit.

但你难道不希望这是你创造的吗？

But don't you wish you created it?

给我张王宁的照片。他从80亿身家涨到220亿，全都是泡沫狗屎。给我王宁的照片。今晚大家一起来王宁。这就是王宁，白痴。

Give me a picture of Wang Ning. He went from he went from 8,000,000,000 to 22,000,000,000, so it's all a boo boo shit. Give me Wang Ning. Everybody Wang Ning tonight. It's Wang Ning, idiot.

宁，n i n g。王宁。这就是王狗。

Ning, n I n g. Wang Ning. There's the Wang dog.

这就是王狗。看看他。我现在超有钱。

There's the Wang dog. Look at him. I am so rich now.

天啊。他多大？22岁？看起来像个孩子。

God. What is he? 22 years old? He looks like a kid.

是啊。他打算怎么处理那220亿美元？

Yeah. What is he gonna do with the 22,000,000,000?

说实话？确实。这么多钱你根本花不完。

Honestly? Yeah. There is nothing you can do with it.

不，你可以的。

Yes. You can.

不不，我是认真的。这么多钱真的太夸张了。

No. No. I'm serious, though. I'm serious with this. It's so much money.

他都38岁了。根本花不完。去年有80亿的时候就已经应有尽有了。嗯。

He's 38. There's nothing he can do with it. It's too much. It will never he's got if he had 8,000,000,000 last year, he already had everything he ever needed. Mhmm.

你他妈还能怎么花？

What the fuck are you gonna do?

说得对。

That's right.

我...我有点焦虑回家，因为这次会待很久。老兄，现在这个人生阶段我特别想见父母，很想念他们，见面机会又少，他们也在变老。但这次在家时间实在太长了，你懂我意思吗？就像...

I am I'm a little anxious to go home because I'm gonna be spending dude, this is one of those points in my life where I really wanna see my parents because I miss them a lot and I don't see them as much and they're getting older, but I'm gonna be spending too much time at home. Do you know what I mean? Like when

多久？

How long?