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欢迎来到《黑人爱Paramore》，这不是一个关于Paramore乐队的播客，而是一档探讨黑人群体共同与独特兴趣的节目，旨在让我们更被看见。我是主持人Sequoia。
Welcome to black people love Paramore, a podcast not about the band Paramore, but a show about the common and uncommon interests of black people in order to help us feel a little bit more seen. I'm your host, Sequoia.
我是Jewel Wicker。是的。
And I'm Jewel Wicker. Yeah.
今天我们将第二次讨论占星术，因为这期节目发布时正值占星学新年。不过在开始前，我们得先处理些日常事务——新周边上线啦！描述框里有Proud Mocha Grande主题T恤，如果这个词对你有特殊意义，快去看看吧。
And today, we're gonna talk about astrology for the second time because it's the astrological new year when this episode drops. But before that, of course, we got to do a little bit of housekeeping. New merch. Okay, there is proud Mocha Grande shirts available in the description box. If that means anything to you, if Mocha Grande means anything to you, check out the description.
如果你觉得耳熟，就去描述框里瞧瞧。希望你会喜欢所见之物，买点小东西会很有趣的，那里还有其他好玩周边。
You know, if it rings a bell, go check out the description box. Hopefully you'll like what you'll see. You'll make a little purchase. It'll be fun. There's also other fun merch there.
有徽章，还有直接印着「黑人更爱Paramore」的logoT恤。所有商品都能在那里找到。如果方便，请在Spotify或苹果播客给我们五星好评——毕竟我们可是顶级女王，T.O. Gotti级别的那种。
There's pins. There's outright black people up here more shirts with logo on it. So you can find all the stuff there. If you have a second, if you could rate and review this podcast on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, that would be fantastic. Five stars only because we're five star bitches where T.
对了，现在Spotify也开放评论了。YouTube观众当然可以照常订阅留言，但Spotify听众也能在单集下方发表看法了。
O. Gotti. Also, now you can comment on Spotify. So if you're watching this on YouTube, you can comment there. Of course, hit subscribe, do all that stuff.
所以如果你听着节目突然想对我们喊话，尽管留言。你当时想说什么？我想知道你的想法，渴望听到你的声音。
But you can also comment on Spotify on specific episodes. So if you listen along, you find yourself speaking out loud to us, ahead and drop a comment. What was you saying? I wanna know what you were saying. I wanna know your thoughts.
我讨厌
I hate
你也反天秤座？我不想听。我没听见。不想听你说的话。我什么都不会在评论区说。
You you anti Libra too? I don't wanna hear it. I don't hear it. Don't wanna hear what you said. I'll say nothing in the comments.
把它留在你脑子里。所以，
Leave it in your brain. So,
对，就是这样。现在我们可以进入占星学第二部分了，因为占星新年快乐。先简单介绍一下背景。让我解释什么是占星新年。占星学有12个星座，大家都知道吧？
yeah, that's that. And now we can get into astrology part two because happy astrological new year. So a little background. Let me explain what astrological new year is. So astrology has 12 signs as y'all know, right?
占星学中第一个星座是白羊座，最后一个是双鱼座。白羊月。你没注意到Jewel吗？这上面写的什么？
The first sign in astrology is Aries and the last sign is Pisces. Aries season. Did you not notice Jewel? What does this say?
我只是觉得白羊座不配在任何事情上排第一。
I just Aries shouldn't be first in nothing.
这就是为什么白羊座会有那样的行为。他们被称为星座中的婴儿，因为他们是第一个。你知道，他们就像孩子一样。就像你完全没有长大。你是崭新的。
That's why this is why Aries act the way they do. They're known as the babies of the zodiac because they are the first. You know, they're like children. It's like you haven't aged at all. You are fresh.
你是新人。要知道，你靠本能行事。不太依赖理性思考。这里理性不多，主要就是本能。
You are new. You know, you you run off instinct. You don't run off sense too much. It's not too much sense up here. It's just instinct.
这样只能走这么远，
That gets so far,
你懂的。
you know.
有时候这样只能走这么远，
That gets so far sometimes,
你懂的。我不知道。我从没见过这种情况。
you know. I don't know. I ain't never seen it.
继续。哇哦。我们有个讨厌恐怖的哈里。但本质上，占星学的新年确实与立春对齐，很多人普遍认为这才是真正的新年开始。在隆冬时节开启新年感觉很怪，那时万物凋零、天寒地冻，人们只想窝着不动，蜷缩取暖之类的。
Go on. Wow. We have a Harry's hates horror. But essentially, yes, the astrological New Year is aligned with the beginning of spring, which a lot of people in general consider the actual New Year. It feels weird to start a year in the dead of winter when everything is not growing and it's cold and people wanna be sedentary and they wanna chill and bundle up and all that type of stuff.
所以很多人会把真正的新年计划和决心留到立春第一天。而立春同时也是每年白羊座季的第一天。所以占星新年快乐。这期节目应该会在前一天发布。那么，提前祝庆祝占星新年的各位新年快乐。
So a lot of people save their actual New Year's resolutions and their New Year's plans until the first day of spring. And the first day of spring is also the first day of Aries season every year. So happy astrological new year. This will I think this episode is coming out the day before. So, yes, happy new year to those of you who celebrate.
祝所有在恶魔时段（白羊月）生日的你们白羊座季节快乐。为你们高兴。爱你们这样。Jewel，哪个白羊座伤害过你？很多。
Happy Aries season for those of you who have birthdays in that demon time. Happy for you. Love that for you. Jewel, what Aries hurt you? Many.
好几个。好几个。
Several. Several.
说实话，这要从我小时候说起，但我们不必追溯
It started when I was a small child, honestly, but we don't have to go back
那么久远。从我小时候就开始了。真疯狂。是每个白羊座都这样吗？他们都很糟糕吗？
that far. Started when I was a small child. It's crazy. Has it been every Aries? Are they all bad?
你是不是遇到过一些白羊座
Are you got some Aries
你知道吗？太有趣了。白羊座是唯一一个让我生日祝福翻倍的星座。比如同一天生日的好几个人，他们都让我头疼。
You know what? It's so funny. I Aries is the one sign where like I've started to double up on birthdays. Like I have like multiple people on the same birthday and they all try me.
他们都让你头疼。
They all try you.
同样的方式。
In the same way.
你开始感到疲惫了。
You be getting tried.
就像我有个阿姨是3月27日出生，我还认识一个同天生日的女孩，我们的相似之处在于，对，就像分裂了一样。为什么要给我两个这样的人？为什么要这么做？你懂吗
Like I have a aunt who's born on March 27 and I befriended a girl who's born on March 27 and the way we in the same way, the Yep. Splitting of It's like, why would you send me two of them? Why would you do that? You know
他们说当上帝给你送来白羊座时，其中必有要学习的功课。这功课是关于什么的呢？
what They say when God sends you an Aries, it's a lesson to be learned there. What is the lesson learn about?
听着，我只想一个人待着。我想要生活平静，但我感觉不到。
Listen, I wanna be left alone. I wanna have peace in my life and I don't feel it.
但你会不断遇到他们，直到你学会为止。
But You gonna keep getting them till you learn it.
我想说的是，我最好的朋友之一也是白羊座，和我表妹同一天生日——这又重复了——但他们是我见过的第一个展现出成长的白羊座。哇。
What I will say is one of my best friends is also an Aries same day as my cousin again because it doubles up but one of my best friends is also an Aries and they are the first person that that they're the first Aries that I've seen show growth. Wow.
她瞧瞧看。一开始是
She look look. Started off as
个火爆脾气。上帝保佑。但真的真的成长为一个非常冷静且性情平和的人，我为他们感到高兴。
a hot head. Jesus help us. But has really really grown to become a very level headed and even tempered person and I love that for them.
我这里有些白羊座的名人例子，这样我们可以看到不同类型。懂我意思吗？你可以是进化后的白羊座，也可以是未进化的白羊座。
And I have some celebrities that are some Aries just so we can see the different types. You know what I mean? You can be an evolved Aries. You can Aries. You can be a an unevolved Aries.
白羊座的行为有不同的层次。Lady Gaga就是白羊座，我会说她属于进化后的白羊座。对吧？
There's different levels to Aries behavior. Lady Gaga is an Aries. Would say I would say Lady Gaga's an evolved Aries. Right?
我好奇那位女士生活中会掀起什么波澜。
I wonder what chaos that lady is bringing in her life.
你知道她现在很混乱。你懂的。哇哦。她确实很混乱。是的。
You know she's chaotic now. You know that. Wow. She's chaotic. Yeah.
嗯。Lady Gaga是白羊座。Halle Bailey
Mhmm. Lady Gaga's an Aries. Halle Bailey
现在这
Now that's
是白羊座。我们知道她是
it. Is an Aries. We know she's
白羊座。
an Aries.
可以看出来。考特妮·卡戴珊，她给我的感觉不像白羊座。我必须说，考特妮没有白羊座的特质。
It. Can can see it. Kourtney Kardashian, she doesn't give me Aries. I must say, Kourtney doesn't give me Aries.
但了解到金伯莉是天秤座，我就明白她为什么那样用头撞墙了。
But understanding that Kimberly is Libra and I understand why she bop that head against the wall like that.
确实如此。为什么
Have so. Why
她那样用头撞墙？因为，宝贝，
why she popped her against the wall like that? Because, baby,
白羊座和天秤座总是针锋相对。
the Aries and the Libras be going at it.
所以我懂了。我理解了。
So I get it. I understand.
她直接怼上了那个小家伙佩德罗·帕斯卡。我真没想到他会这样。我是说，如果要猜的话，我可能会猜他是天秤座。
Popped her right against that little one. Pedro Pascal. Now I didn't see that for him. I mean, I would have guessed he was a Libra if I had to guess something.
是啊，佩德罗给我的感觉就是天秤座。
Yeah. Pedro gives me Libra.
没错。哇哦。他可能在三大星座中有天秤座，然后我要用这个结束话题。这是最后一个。对我来说，这是最典型明显的白羊座代表——利尔·纳斯·X。
Yeah. Wow. He might have Libra somewhere in his big three, and then I'll leave it with this one. This is the last one. This one is, like, the quintessential obvious Aries to me, Lil Nas X.
是啊。
Yeah.
我就觉得，那是团火。本质上是个火象星座。你知道的，你会觉得，没错。白羊座，为剧情而生的月亮。从头到尾都在为剧情造势，娱乐大众，有趣得很。
I'm like, that's a fire. At a baseline, a fire sign. You know, you're like, sure. Aries, Luna for plot. Doing it for the plot through and through, entertaining, you know, fun.
嗯哼。我对此一点也不生气。白羊座的各位，你们为什么这样？我只是有个开放性问题想问问大家——
Mhmm. And I'm not mad at that at all. Aries, why y'all like that? I just have an open ended question that I would like to ask y'all is
他们不知道。
They don't know.
为什么请在Spotify上留言。如果你有答案，甚至想和我分享一篇论文，请在Instagram、Spotify或YouTube评论区告诉我们。我们想知道你们为何如此，因为我们正试图搞明白。Jewel，能告诉我你的三大星座配置吗？
Why please comment on Spotify. Please maybe if you have an answer, if you have a dissertation you would like to share with me, comment on Instagram, comment on Spotify, comment on YouTube. Let us know why you like that because we're just trying to figure Jewel, can you tell me your big three placements?
呃，我只记下了两个。我知道本该告诉你的。
Well, I only wrote down two. I know I was supposed to tell you.
好吧。那...你自己能搞定吗？还是需要我帮你？
Okay. Well, could okay. You got it? Or you want me to do it for you?
Sequoia（补充说明：Sequoia比我懂占星术得多，一直在教我）。所以我知道自己是天秤座。这算我的三大配置之一吗？
Sequoia so for context, Sequoia knows much more about astrology than I have but has been teaching me. So I know that I'm a I'm a Libra. Is that one of my big threes?
天秤太阳座。是的。
Libra sun. Yes.
好的，那我明白了。太阳天秤座，月亮金牛座，上升双鱼座。
Okay. So then I got it. Libra sun, Taurus moon, and Pisces rising.
没错。好的好的。所以你的星盘三大要素里，天秤属风象，金牛属土象，双鱼属水象。
Period. Okay. Okay. So in your victory, you have Libra air, Taurus earth, water. Okay.
你的三大要素配置相当均衡。难怪你不喜欢火象星座。可能你整个星盘里火元素都不多——虽然没具体看过，但你星盘里火元素肯定很少，所以那些火象家伙才会让你烦躁。
You have a pretty well rounded big three. I see why you don't like fire signs. You probably don't even have that much fire in your chart in general. I haven't looked, but you probably don't have much fire your chart and that's why the motherfuckers be rubbing you.
是啊，他们个个都让人上火。
Yeah. They all be rubbing too.
射手座就是这样。没错，确实如此。绝对的，火象星座都这样。
That's the Sagittarius. Yes, it is. Yeah. Absolutely. Fire signs.
嗯，这很合理。我的三大要素是太阳双子座，月亮处女座，上升摩羯座——两土象一风象。根据我的经验，我所有朋友都是风象星座。
Yeah. That makes sense. For me, my big three is Gemini, Sun, Virgo, Moon, Capricorn rising. That's two Earth, one air. In my experience, all of my friends are air signs.
如果说我星盘里有什么重复出现的星座或元素，那绝对是风象、风象、风象。我所有密友应该都是风象星座。处女座男性也是我生命里的高频配置。
Like if if there's a sign that repeats most often, or there's a type, an an element that repeats most often, it is air, air, air. All of my closest friends I think all of my closest friends are air signs. And Virgo men are also a recurring theme
这很有趣。
That's interesting.
在我的人生中。我生日那天，我们一起去华盛顿庆祝，在场的每一个男人都是处女座。真的吗？让我想想，当时在场的有三个男人？
In my life. At my birthday, when we all went to DC for my birthday, every single man present was a Virgo man. Really? Every single there were there let's see. There was Three men?
德里克、杰森。是三个还是四个来着？
Derek, Jason. Was it just three or was there four?
不，雷恩是双子座。
No. Rain is a Gemini.
哦，还有瑞恩。对，还有瑞恩。没错，在场的每位与女性约会的男性
Oh, and Ryan. Yes. And Ryan. Yes. Every man dating a woman present
好吧，我们到了。
Well, here we are.
都是处女座男人。处女座。然后还有
Is a Virgo man. Virgo. And then there was
我必须说我都喜欢。必须说我都喜欢。
I must say I like them all. Must say I like them all.
你大概确实像个处女座。这让你... 你刚才说
You probably do like a Virgo. That makes you Did you
你妈妈是处女座？我妈妈也是处女座。所以我理解他们。还有他们那些，你知道的，生活中的特殊需求，我都懂。
say your mom is a Virgo? My mom is Virgo. So I understand them. And their their, you know, specific needs in life, I get them.
说'特殊需求'都算轻描淡写了，不过没错，作为月亮处女座，我总吸引处女座男性。我哥哥也是典型的处女座男人。除了白羊座，你还有其他重复出现的星座类型吗？
Specific needs is an understatement but yes, as a Virgo Moon, I tend to attract Virgo men. It's like my brother is a Virgo man as well. Just like Virgo men are through and through. Do you have any signs that tend to repeat for you other than Aries?
白羊座可能是出现频率最高的。要说的话，我还和几个水瓶座男性交往过。
Aries is probably the one that repeats the most. I would say, I've dated a few Aquarius men.
几个？
A few?
是啊，不止一个。哦好吧，我不知道你...
Yeah. More than one. Oh, okay. I didn't know you
还行吧。我不知道你深陷其中
had okay. I didn't know you were deep in
如此出色。是的，我之前没推荐过他们，你是我的神。
so great like that. Yeah. I I didn't recommend them before that's You my are god.
最强士兵。没错。让我
Strongest soldier. Yeah. Let me
提前告诉你。有人不得不进行救赎之旅，因为我第一次看到的并未说服我。必须诚实面对这一点。
tell you before. Somebody had to go on a redemption tour because I was not convinced by what I saw the first time. Gots to be honest about that.
嗯。
Yep.
双鱼座很有趣。我觉得我吸引了很多双鱼座。在我的家族里，有很多双鱼座，非常有意思。嗯，我父亲那边，他就是双鱼座。
Pisces, it's interesting. I feel like I I've attracted a lot of Pisces. My and I my in my family, I have a lot of Pisces, is really interesting. Mhmm. On my dad's side, my dad is a Pisces.
他娶了个双鱼座，生了两个双鱼座女儿。混乱啊。感谢上帝我没在那个家长大，听起来就...
He married a Pisces, had two Pisces daughters. Chaotic. I do thank God that I did not grow up in that home because that sounds
耶稣的祈祷。是啊，听起来那不像是我个人会喜欢的家，但你知道的。
Jesus prayers. Yeah. It don't sound like it'd be the home I would enjoy personally but that's you know.
我还好。
I'm okay
那就好。
with that.
是的。不过我也得说，我确实可能吸引了很多火象星座的人，因为很多射手座都这样。
Yeah. But yeah I would say and I also do I probably actually I do attract a lot of fire signs because a lot of Sagittariuses do.
很多射手座。你真是上帝最坚强的战士啊。
A lot of Sagittarius. You really are God's toughest Yeah.
没错。像我这样情感丰富的人，似乎总是吸引那些不喜欢水瓶座、射手座这类人，他们根本不想表露任何情感。这些人偏偏就是我的圈子，我也不明白为什么。
Soldier. Yeah. I for me to have as many emotions as I have, I seem to attract folks who just don't like the Aquarius, the like Sagittarius, like the people who just really do not wanna have any type of emotional like outward emotions. Those are my people and I don't understand why.
因为你把情绪挂在袖子上，他们被你吸引是因为觉得，哦，她很感性，她会理解的。
Because you wear yours on the sleeve, they be attracted to you because they'd like, oh, she's emotional. She'll she'll she'll understand.
他们看起来真的很疯狂。
They really look crazy.
然后他们什么也不说。
And then they don't say nothing.
然后我用看疯子的眼神看着他们，不知怎么的就奏效了。事情就是这样。
And then I look at them like they crazy and somehow it works. That's how it goes.
这很合理。疯子确实会吸引疯子，我可以确认你确实是个疯子。好吧。
That makes sense. Crazy does attract crazy and I can confirm that you are in fact crazy. Okay.
哇哦。
Wow.
我要花点时间，为每个出现的星座说一个词。好的。然后你也可以这样做。好的。
I'm going to take a second to give one word for each sign that comes Okay. To And you can do the same. Okay.
好的。
Okay.
我先来。对我来说，白羊座是战斗。拳头。嗯。我觉得这个很贴切。
I'll go I'll start. So for me, Aries fighting. Fists. Mhmm. I think that's a good one.
恐怖分子。
Terrorist.
我肯定会因为这个收到一大堆评论的，我——
I'm gonna get bunch of comments on this from I'm
抱歉
sorry to
听到你这么说...没关系。对不起，特里。
hear your That's fine. I'm sorry, Terry.
这就是我的感受，我就是这么觉得的。
That's my feel that's how I feel.
她就是这么觉得的。你们得对她好点，她就不会有那种感觉了。明白吗？稍微进化一下。金牛座对我来说，就是容易被遗忘。
That's how she feel. Y'all need to be nicer to her and then she wouldn't feel that way. Okay? Evolve a little bit. Taurus for me, it would be forgettable.
真不想这么说。
Hate to say it.
我觉得自己性格很强势，就像那种脾气特别倔的人。我喜欢金牛座。
I think strong like I like a even like a very strong tempered person. I like Taurus.
嗯哼。嗯哼。你是月亮金牛。我确信你是。双子座。
Mhmm. Mhmm. You're Taurus Moon. I'm sure you do. Gemini.
该用什么词形容我自己呢？我有太多选择，最后决定用'机智'。
What's the I have so many words that I could use. I'm land on witty.
我最后选了'压力山大'。
I'm a land on stressful.
好吧好吧。我从来不为当个压力大的黑人困扰过，懂吗？
Okay. Okay. I I've never had a problem with being a nigga stress. Okay?
这很明显。
That's clear.
那真是让人压力山大。谢谢。我们懂的。巨蟹座的滋养。
That's happy to stress niggas out. Thank you. We know. Cancer nurturing.
那是我容易忘记的，因为你知道，我所有巨蟹座的朋友，我都说他们是双子座直到你纠正我。所以我显然不是真的那样做。我就像个双子座而你就像，那简直是
That's my forgettable because as you know, all of my friends who are Cancers, I say they're Geminis until you correct me. So I clearly don't really do do that. It's I'm like a Gemini and you're like, that's literally
巨蟹座。我不知道。巨蟹座。他们完全不是。好吧。
a Cancer. I don't know that. Cancer. They're not at all. Okay.
狮子座。那个词我最喜欢。那是我最爱的星座。
Leo. That my word is favorite. That is my favorite sign.
我可不想和狮子座的人较劲。就是冷静，冷静的人。我不会和狮子座起冲突。
I ain't gonna beef with the Leos. Just chill, chill people. I ain't gonna beef with Leos.
是不是‘冷静’这个词你不会用来形容
Is that chill is not a word that you would
我觉得狮子座挺冷静的。是啊。
I feel like Leos are pretty chill. Yeah.
处女座，用一个词概括，你必须是上帝最坚强的战士，才能让这样的人留在你身边。
Virgo, what's one word to sum up you must be God's strongest soldier to have one of these close to you.
挑剔 挑剔
Particular particular
挑剔是因为让我告诉你关于处女座的事。他们在认识你的十五分钟内就已经记下了你所有的缺点，他们记下了每一个缺点，你所有的不安全感。他们都记在这里。除非你稍微惹恼他们，否则他们绝不会说出来。然后他们就会扔出一个来。
particular because let me tell you something about Virgo. They have already clocked every single flaw that you have within fifteen minutes of meeting you, they've clocked every single flaw, everything that you are insecure about. They have it up here. They would never say it out loud unless you irritate them even in the slightest. Then they gonna toss one out.
一个，只是让你知道，我确实看得到你。你可以被触动。所以我建议你在我真的把你骂得体无完肤之前闭嘴。这就是处女座的作风。所以你真的必须感到舒适、自信。
One, just to let you know, I do see you. You can be touched. So I suggest you shut the fuck up before I really read you to filth. It's it's Virgo stuff. So you really have to be comfortable, confident.
我这么说吧。我妈妈告诉我一个故事，几周前有个女人对她不怀好意，后来那女人终于来找她说，我们能重新开始吗？我妈妈说，今天已经过了一半了。我明天再考虑吧。好吧。
I'm a put it this way. My mama told me the story about this lady who was being shady to her a few weeks ago and then the lady finally came to her and said, can we start over? And my mama said, we already halfway through this day. I'll think about it tomorrow. Okay.
就像，她知道这一点。而且我知道她确实这么想，我知道她是真心实意的。她明天会回来，答案就是告诉我明天
Like, she knew that. And and I know that she did and I know she meant that with her heart. And she gonna come back tomorrow and the answer is telling me Tomorrow
也会是拒绝。
gonna be no as well.
这绝对会是个否定的答案
It's definitely gonna be no as
嗯，是的。
well. Yep.
所以没错。情况就是这样。天秤座。
So Yeah. So there's that. Libra.
平衡之道
Balanced. The way
你可以这么形容。一个锚点。
that you could put it. An anchor.
一个锚点，你懂我意思吧？
An anchor of your you know what I mean?
锚点对我来说太疯狂了。天秤座，优柔寡断，这就是刻板印象。
Anchor is crazy to me. Libra, indecisive and that is the stereotypical one.
我认为这不公平。
I don't think it's fair.
这种说法很委婉。我用了非常中性的词汇，本可以用更糟糕的词。
That's a nice way to put it. I use the very neutral. I use the neutral term. Could have used the worse one.
我不认为这是...
I don't think it's I
我觉得这非常公平。谢谢你，天蝎座。
think that that is very fair. Thank you. Scorpio.
不用谢。
No thanks.
故作深沉。实际上太过...我要说这是故作深沉。你说不用谢？
Fake deep. That's actually too. I'm gonna say fake deep. You say no thanks?
平淡无奇。
Unremarkable.
平淡无奇。现在你要是去招惹天蝎座，他们真的会让你吃不了兜着走。你要是敢去招惹
Unremarkable. Now you gonna run up on a scorp they gonna really get you for that. You gonna run up on a
他们会变得非常混乱。
They'd be real chaotic.
天蝎座会抓住你刚说的话不放，他们听到了就会密谋进入你的生活，把你的日子搅得天翻地覆。
A Scorpio's going to pull the fact that you just said that, a Scorpio heard that and is plotting to enter your life and ruin your shit.
所以我才那么说。
And that's why I said it.
他们此刻脑子里正盘算着这事呢。他们说等不及要接近朱厄尔，好让她见识见识我的厉害。这就是他们脑子里刚闪过的念头。豪华版，豌豆射手。射手座。
That's what they're plotting to do right up in their head. They said I can't wait to get close to Jewel so I can show her who the fuck I am. That's what they just said in their brain. Deluxe, pea. Sagittarius.
戒备心重。
Guarded.
戒备心重。哇哦。好吧。那什么叫没脑子？
Guarded. Wow. Okay. What's thoughtless?
哦。哦。
Oh. Oh.
不是不经大脑。听着，他们压根没有思考能力。所以，他们不是那种说话前会思考的不经大脑类型。
Not thoughtless. Listen, they don't have any thoughts. So like, they're not they don't think before they speak type thoughtless is.
这解释也没好到哪去。
That wasn't better.
我就是这个意思。我指的就是这个意思。你们射手座的脑袋里压根没想过这话冒不冒犯，张嘴就喷粪。
What that's the way I meant it. That's the way I meant it is. Y'all don't be given no damn thought before y'all open the mouth and say the offensive thing because you didn't think it was offensive in your Sagittarius head.
是啊。或许他们就是字面意思。
Yeah. Maybe they maybe they meant it just how they said.
百分百就是。他们每次说出口的都是真心话。
They did. 100% of the time, they meant it exactly how they said it.
字面意思
Exactly how
他们说，而且他们完全没有意识到那会冒犯别人。他们还说，这也算刻薄吗？就因为我评价你脑袋大？哇，这么一说确实挺刻薄的。
they said And they had not a piece of an idea that that was going to be offensive. They're like, that's a that's considered mean? The fact that I think that you, you know, got a big head? It's like, wow. Yeah, that would be mean, actually.
好吧，摩羯座的关键词我会选'坚忍'。
Okay, Capricorn stoic is is the word that I would choose.
我不知道具体用哪个词，但就是那种自视甚高的感觉。哦，这就是我对摩羯座的印象。
I don't know the word for it, but like the word where people think they're more important than they are. Oh, that's how I feel about Capricorn.
有道理。另一个形容摩羯座的词可能是'假正经'或者'老师的宠儿'，'老师的宠儿'更贴切。有意思。呃。
That's fair. Another word that I would use for Capricorn is like a goody two shoes or like teacher's pet. Teacher's pet actually is the one. It's like Interesting. Ew.
水瓶座嘛，我个人会用'冷漠'这个词。
Aquarius. Cold would be my word, personally.
倔得像头驴。
Stubborn as hell.
那倒也是。
That too.
固执得要命。没错。你确实得成为上帝最坚强的战士之一
Stubborn as hell. Yes. You do have to be one of God's strongest soldiers to
应付 你真的需要。就像，真的需要。作为一个真心喜欢水瓶座的人，这是我最喜欢的星座之一。
deal You really do. Like, you really do. As someone who actively likes Aquarius, it's one of my favorite signs.
我可能会因此被陷害一生。
I'd be framed for my life.
我已经知道了。早就知道。早就早就知道了。好吧。然后是双鱼座，妄想症。
I already know. Already know. Already already know. Okay. And then Pisces, delusional.
妄想症。
Delusional.
有趣。我觉得双鱼座特别有趣。哦，好吧。想到双鱼座时我会想到Janae Aiko，就觉得多么美好的时光。
Fun. I think Pisces are so fun. Oh, okay. I like when I think of Pisces, think of Janae Aiko and I just think what a good time.
想到Janae Aiko时真的觉得有趣吗？有趣是第一个想到的词吗 像精神错乱 不 不是
Do think fun when you think of Janae Aiko? Fun is the first word like deranged No. Doesn't
想想那种异想天开，我觉得是妄想但很有趣。我觉得，既极度深情又随时能把你搞崩溃。就像，我就是图个乐子，就那样。对，没错。
think of whimsical, I think delusional but in a fun way. I think, like, both extremely loving but also will fuck you up. Like, I just what a good time, like that. Like yeah.
你肯定没怎么接触过双鱼男。这就是双鱼男的问题所在。
You must not have had too many encounters with a Pisces man. Here's the issue with a Pisces man.
我为什么要和双鱼男纠缠？你没事吧？
Why would I be involved in a Pisces with a Pisces man? Are you okay?
有充分的理由不接触。参考一下，迈克尔·B·乔丹就是双鱼男。但双鱼男分情况，如果他们能坦然接受自己比普通男性更情绪化，那会很美好。
It's a good it's a good there's good reason not to be. Michael B. Jordan is a Pisces man for reference. But a Pisces man, it depends. If they are okay with the fact that they are more emotional than the average man is, a Pisces man is wonderful.
如果他们因为有毒的男子气概或社会压力，无法接受自己更情绪化，那他们会是你这辈子见过的最恶毒的人。
If they are not okay because of toxic masculinity or societal reasons that they are more emotional than the average man, they're going to be the most toxic human being you've ever met in your fucking life.
我绝不会和双鱼男打交道。就这样
I would never interact with a Pisces man. That's just
你不该接触。他们往往游走在虐待边缘。如果没成长到能坦然接受自己更情绪化的事实——这本来没什么错——他们会变得极其古怪。
not You shouldn't. They're gonna border on abusive. They're gonna be fucking weird if they are not evolved and comfortable with the fact that they are a little bit more emotional because there's nothing wrong with that.
但双鱼座
But a Pisces
女孩啊。双鱼座女孩挺好的，蕾哈娜就是。她们充满梦幻感，懂吗？
girl man. A Pisces girl is fine. That's Rihanna. They're dreamy. You know?
她们就像是
They're just like
这和珍妮给人的感觉不一样。
That doesn't give you the same vibe as Janae.
让我确认下蕾哈娜是双鱼座不是水瓶座。其实我
Let me just make sure Rihanna's a Pisces and not an Aquarius. Actually I
知道梅格是水瓶座，但我认为蕾哈娜是双鱼座。
know Meg is an Aquarius, but I I think Rihanna's a Pisces.
我相当确定是星座，不是星盘。对，她是双鱼座。没错。
I'm fairly certain astrological sign, not astrological chart. Yeah. She's a Pisces. Yeah.
她给你的感觉和Janae不一样吗？
She doesn't give you the same vibe as Janae?
是的。实际上，你
Yes. Actually, you
知道吗？
know what?
所以，是的。所以，是的。我觉得我的问题更多在于双鱼座男性而非双鱼座女性。你们应该被抓到
So yeah. So yeah. I think my issue more so is with Pisces men than it is with Pisces women. Y'all should be caught that
严格。女性是
strict. Women are
好的。可爱的。你们看起来都不错。事实上，我大部分时候真的很喜欢水象星座的女性。我觉得她们非常——除了天蝎座，她们甚至不算水象星座。
okay. Lovely. Y'all seem fine. In fact, I really like water sign women for the most part. I feel like they're very except for Scorpios don't even they are water signs.
那完全是另一个子集。你知道，水象星座的女性总体上都很会照顾人。她们都有这种母性特质，而我
It's a whole different subset. You know, the water sign women are just very nurturing in general. They all have like this motherliness that I'm
真的，对于像我这样正在听的人来说，请解释一下月亮和上升星座。如果我的上升星座是双鱼座，那意味着什么？
really for the people for the people who listening in are like me explain the moon and the rising. So if my Pisces is arising, then what does that mean?
这真是个绝妙的问题，记者界的瑰宝。这就是我他妈一直在说的东西。好吧。
That is such a good come on journalist jewel period. That's what that's what the fuck I'm talking about. Okay.
它意味着什么？
What does it mean?
你的上升星座是你出生时正从地平线升起的星座。
So your rising sign is the constellation that was coming up over the horizon at the time of your birth.
好的。
Okay.
好的。这与你出生时太阳所在的位置不同。太阳会在一个星座停留三十天。明白吗？这就是为什么，你知道，太阳在白羊座停留三十天。
Okay. Which is different than where the sun was when you were born. The sun stays in one constellation for thirty days. Right? That's why, you know, the sun is in Aries for thirty days.
太阳在双鱼座，你知道，双鱼座三十天，而地球自转。这就是我们如何得到二十四小时，懂吗？所以每个星座都在不断划过地平线。它们每两小时变换一次。那么你出生时地平线上的星座是哪个？
The sun is in Pisces, you know, Pisces for thirty days versus the world turns. That's how we get twenty four hours, you know? So each constellation is constantly shifting over the horizon. So they change every two hours. So what is the constellation that was on the horizon when you were born?
那是你的上升星座。而你的月亮星座与太阳星座类似，只是你出生时月亮所在的位置。它每两到两天半就会变化一次。
That is your rising sign. And then your moon sign similarly to your sun sign is just where the moon was when you were born. And that changes every two to two and a half days.
所以我的上升星座意味着什么？比如，与我的月亮星座相比，上升星座对我有什么特别的意义？
So your rising sign mean? Like, like, what does my rising sign mean for me versus, my moon?
明白了。你的上升星座代表你的外在形象。有人说它体现了你的外在气质，是人们最容易猜中的星座。他们最可能猜中你的上升星座或中天星座，不过那是另一回事了。
Got it. So your rising sign is the way that you look. Some people say that it is your outward demeanor is what people would guess you were. Be what they would guess what your sign is. They are most likely to guess your rising sign or your midheaven, but that's a different.
但没错，人们最容易猜中上升星座，因为你看起来会带有那个星座的特质，行为举止也像那个星座。比如我是摩羯座上升，最常听到的就是初次见面时让人觉得高冷，以为我很刻薄——我有张天生的臭脸。
But yes, they're most likely to guess your rising sign because you kind of look like your rising sign and you kind of move around the world externally like your rising sign. So for me, I'm a Capricorn rising. One of the most common things that I hear is that I seemed standoffish when people first met me. They thought I was a bitch. I have resting bitch face.
他们觉得我凶神恶煞，很吓人。等熟悉后才发现：天啊她和我想的完全不一样。对吧。
They thought I was mean. Thought I was scary. And then they get to know me and they're like, oh, she's literally nothing like I thought she was. Agree. Yeah.
这就是摩羯座上升。实在抱歉，我也不知道怎么改。就算努力微笑也掩饰不住。
That's the Capricorn rising. I am so sorry. I don't I don't know how to turn it off. I'll be trying to smile. That shit don't work.
完全就是这样的。
That's literally how it happens.
是啊，我也不清楚。我不知道那是什么。而你呢，你是双鱼座上升。所以人们可能觉得你非常甜美、敏感，总体上就是很善良的那种。
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what it is. Versus you, you're a Pisces rising. So people probably read you as really sweet, really sensitive, and, like, just very kind overall.
大家可能会想，哇，看看这个可爱的小姑娘。她看起来人真好。哇。可能还有点傻乎乎的。可能觉得你有点不切实际。
People probably like, wow, look at this sweet little girl. Like, she seems so nice. Wow. And and probably a little bit delusional too. Probably think you're little delusional.
跳过这个话题。跳过。
Moving on. Moving on.
所以就是这样。另外，双鱼座上升的人以长得像鱼著称。有人说过你长得像鱼吗？你觉得你...
So there's that. Also, Pisces Risings are known for looking like fish. Has anybody ever told you that you look like a fish? Do you like you're
从来没人说过我长得像鱼。这辈子都没有。
looking Nobody ever said nothing about me looking like no fish. I never did in my life.
这是双鱼座的特点。如果你在三大星座中有双鱼座，你很可能看起来有点鱼相，比如眼睛间距会稍微宽一些。整体看起来就...更鱼相些。乍一看不会觉得你像鱼，但确实有这个说法。
That's like a Pisces thing. Like if you have Pisces somewhere in your big three, you are very likely to look fishy, like your eyes would be a little bit more set up far set apart. And you just like, look a little look a little bit more fishy. Wouldn't look at you and be like, you look like a fish to me off the top of my head. But that's like a thing.
我在我爸家正试着看他们是不是长得像鱼。别...
I'm in dad house trying to see if they look like fish. Don't to
看看他们是否长得像鱼。以巨蟹座上升为例，他们往往看起来像月亮，因为巨蟹座是由什么主宰的？所属？这个词不对。巨蟹座受月亮主宰，月亮是圆的，所以他们通常有非常圆润的脸庞。我最好的朋友之一就是巨蟹座上升，她完全符合这个特征。
see if they look like fish. For Cancer rising, for for example, they tend to look like the moon because Cancer is is a what is it? Owned? That's not the word. Cancer is ruled by the moon and the moon is round and they tend to have really round, One youthful of my best friends is a Cancer rising, and she absolutely looks like that.
所以，是的。有趣。关于这点就说到这。有史以来最糟糕的星座。有史以来最糟糕的星座。
So, yeah. Interesting. That's it on that. Worst sign ever to date. Worst sign ever to date.
你认为有史以来最糟糕的星座是哪个？
What do you think is the worst sign ever to date?
我会说是白羊座或天蝎座。
I would say Aries or Scorpio.
好吧。你以前和天蝎座约会过吗？有。你有过？不是妓女，是的。
Okay. Have you ever dated Scorpio before? Yes. You have? Wasn't Whore Yes.
骨子里就是。你刚才说妓女了吗？说了。
To the core. Did you say whore? Did.
我受够了。骨子里就是。我受够了。她说你们都是妓女。
I'm done. To the core. I'm done. She said y'all are hoes.
深入核心。我是说，他一直维持着那副小小的身体伪装。
To the core. I mean, kept up his little body charade.
哇哦。纯粹是个思维盒子。
Wow. Just a thought box.
我是说，从扎根到西装革履。我没撒谎，T.C.奎伊。那男人就是个骗子。
I mean, from the rooted to the suited. I'm not lying, T. C. Quay. That man was a ho.
我受够了。而我甚至都没意识到。
I'm done. And I didn't even know it.
我讨厌你竟然没察觉。
I hate that you didn't know.
我完全没意识到。不，他看起来真的像个非常有魅力的男人，直到后来我才发现真相。
I didn't even know it. No, he was really like he really seemed like a very charming man and then I'd have found out.
是啊。不。我讨厌别人对我搞诱饵调包。要当骗子就光明正大地当。为你的行骗之道感到骄傲吧。
That yeah. No. I hate when somebody bait and switch on me. You're be a ho, be a ho out loud. Be proud of you for hoism.
你为什么要试图挑衅
Why are you trying to bait
然后那个开始的人切换了账号，当我发现后就把我拉黑了。
and That's switch the one that was starting and then when I found out about it, blocked me.
哦，狗娘养的。
Oh, son of a bitch.
就是他。
That's him.
别以为我们有一天不会回来找你算账。
Don't think we are we we coming back for you one day.
所以这就是为什么我说天蝎座在名单上，因为你甚至无法承受
And so that's why I said the Scorpios is on the list because not you can't even take
我知道你不会承担责任。不。没关系。这很公平。天蝎座，很多人都会有同样的理解。
I know you weren't gonna take accountability. No. That okay. That's very fair. Scorpio a lot of people would have that same understanding.
天蝎座？是的，Drake是天蝎座。
Scorpio? Yes, Drake is a Scorpio.
好吧。
Alrighty.
双子座和天蝎座是最不受待见的两个星座。每次我觉得有人要回答这两个之一。但既然我是双子座，我绝不会这么说我们。我个人不会说这是今天最差的星座。这是我最难与之约会的星座。
Gemini and Scorpio are the two most hated signs. Every I feel like anybody's going to answer one of those two. But seeing as I am a Gemini, I would never say that about us. I personally I won't say this is the worst sign today. This is the sign that I probably would have the hardest time dating.
会是天秤座。一定是天秤座。
It will be a Libra. It'll be a Libra.
我就知道会是天秤座。
I it was gonna be a Libra.
我经历过最困难的时期。我就知道
I had the hardest time. I knew
会是这样的。没错，因为我们总是针锋相对。
it would be yeah. And that's true because we be butt heads.
我知道是因为我曾和一个天秤座男人约会过，他是所有我约会过的人中最让我恼火的。你懂我意思吗？不是那种‘哦，我讨厌这家伙’的感觉。不，不是那种‘哦，我恨他’或者类似的感觉。
And I know because I dated one Libra man, and he was the one that more than anybody else that I dated irritated me. You know what I mean? He it wasn't like it wasn't like, oh, this is like, I hate this nigga. No. It wasn't like, oh, I hate him or, like, whatever.
也不是说‘我无法和他相处’之类的。我其实很喜欢和他在一起。我们之间化学反应很好。我当时就觉得，不，这个人给我的感觉就像是我最好的朋友之一。
Like, I can't be around him, whatever. I really liked being around him. We had a great chemistry. And I was like, no. Like, this is somebody that I this feels like one of my best friends.
这就是为什么我大多数朋友都是天秤座，因为情况总是这样，我就觉得这些人真的是我最好的朋友，确实如此。
That's why most of my friends are Libras because that's how it always is, which I'm like, these these really are my best friends and, like, sure.
抱歉，我得
I'm sorry. Have to
争论不休的家伙，我们...哦，当时就像
debate nigga, we I oh, it was like
你们男人对此感受不同。
You were men are different to it.
他简直让我火冒三丈。他从来不能直接或清楚地回答一个问题。就像，那简直...
He was getting on my fucking nerves. I can never answer a question directly or clearly. Like, it was it
总是拐弯抹角的。
was always some roundabout.
比如，我当时就想，你是需要关注吗？为什么他妈的就是不能直接回答问题？而且有时候问题根本不严重，不是什么你要惹上麻烦的那种。可能就是问，你今天早上吃了什么？你知道的，我吃了一点然后去跑步了。
Like, I was like, do you need attention? Like, why the fuck can't you answer the fucking question? And I'd be something it wouldn't even be like a deep like you're about to get in trouble type question. It'd be like, what'd you have for breakfast this morning? You know, I ate a little bit and then I went on a run.
哦，好吧。但你早餐吃了什么？我其实还没正式吃早餐，但之前吃了点东西。你之前吃了什么？嗯，这取决于你说的‘之前’是多久，因为午夜后我确实吃了点东西，那可能算是早餐了。
Oh, okay. But what'd you have for breakfast? I haven't really broken my fast just yet, but I did have some morsels earlier. What were the morsels that you had earlier? Well, it depends on how much earlier you're asking because I did eat something after midnight, so that could have been considered brec.
你知道我会一拳打在你他妈的鼻子上吗？
Do you know that I will punch you in your fucking nose?
你知道我想到了谁吗？你知道对我来说天秤男的典型代表是谁吗？谁？Clifford T. I.
Do you know who I think of? Do you know who's the poster child of a Libra man for me? Who? Clifford T. I.
Harris，就是你刚才描述的那种人。我的意思是，我得冲到车流里去。就这样。绝对的，天秤座。而且你从没听过他直接回答问题。
Harris, which is exactly what the hell you just described. I mean, I have to run into traffic. That's it. Mean, absolutely, Libra. And you ain't never heard him answer a question directly.
你知道你他妈的真让人无语。
You know you be worthy as fuck.
我没让你翻开百科全书查字典。我问你现在几点了。你简直要把我气疯了。
I didn't ask you to give to open encyclopedia in the dictionary. I asked you to tell me what time it is. Like, you're pissing me off.
这真的有那么难吗。
It just can't be that hard.
这就是我对天秤座男人的定义，我想到的是克利福德·T·I·哈里斯。而且我觉得他也是九月的天秤座。没错。
That is the definition of when I think of a Libra man, I think of Clifford T. I. Harris. And I think he's a September Libra too. Yeah.
是的。我约会过的那个男人就是九月的天秤座。对，那就是天秤座。你为什么就不能...我父亲，愿他安息，他的灵魂也是。
Yes. The man the man that I dated was a September Libra. Yes. That's a Libra. Why can't you just My dad, may he rest in peace, rest his soul also.
你父亲是天秤座。
Your dad was a Libra.
天秤座男人。绝对的。天秤座男人。好吧。
A Libra man. Absolutely. A Libra man. Okay.
我们从来没聊过这个。
We never talked about this.
是啊。我爸是天秤座。他娶了我妈，一个巨蟹座的女人。如果你了解巨蟹座，就知道他们非常会照顾人，但也常常心不在焉。他们的心思不全在这儿，大脑总在神游。
Yeah. My dad was a Libra. And he let my mom, a cancer woman. And if you know anything about cancer, you know they're very nurturing, but they're also absolutely not all here. They're not all here in the brain.
真的就是这样。他就放任她那样。对对对，没错没错。那种家庭氛围特别疯狂。
They're just not. He would just let her. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. It was it was a very crazy dynamic
天啊，等你长大就懂了。我们九月十月见吧，天秤座。
to Oh grow up my god. We'll see you September October Libra.
十月。哇哦。十月天秤。我成长过程中很长一段时间...因为老天爷啊。
October. Wow. Wow. October Libra. And so for a long time growing up because oh my god.
我...我不会说自己是爸爸的乖女儿，但我确实崇拜我爸，这种崇拜是我对妈妈从未有过的。我想成为爸爸那样的人。他非常坚忍，特别酷，冷静自持，举止从容。我就想，噢，我要变得和爸爸一模一样。可随着长大，我发现就算努力也做不到像他那样。
I I wouldn't say I was a daddy's girl, but I definitely admired my dad in a way that I did not quite admire my mom growing up. I wanted to be like my dad. He was very stoic and very he just was very cool, cool, calm, collected, very cool demeanor. And I was like, Oh, I just want to be just like my dad. And as I grew up, I'm like, I couldn't be like my dad if I tried.
首先，这关乎我的性命我也做不到。我骨子里就没有那种酷劲，却总是吸引到天生自带这种气质的人，简直让我火冒三丈。
First of all, if my life depended on it, I couldn't do it. Don't have that. I don't have any cool complected in my spirit and I tend to attract people with it in their spirit and it gets on my fucking nerve.
现在仔细想想，我认识的天秤座男人里...好像没有我会想约会的那种。
Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm like I don't know a Libra man that I would that I will want Yeah to date.
嗯，没错。伟大的
Mhmm, right. The great
朋友，我实际上连一个天秤座男性朋友都没有。
friends I don't even are have any Libra male friends actually.
哦，我想我也没有。同样没有。
Oh, I don't think I do. No either.
是的，我有天秤座女性朋友。但我确实没有天秤座男性朋友。
Yeah, I have Libra women friends. I definitely don't have Libra male friends.
我也是，我所有的女性朋友都是会员之类的。这其实挺疯狂的。哦，不过确实，我没有。而且公平地说，我们约会男性的经历也影响了我们对这些星座的看法。因为我也一样。
Same I have again, all my all my women friends are like y'all are just all members. It's actually crazy. Oh, but yeah, I don't. Yeah, it's and to be fair, the fact that we date men colors are pictures of these signs as well. Because I too.
另外，我没有在和双鱼座约会。如我所说，我已经有过这种经历了。你可以留着它。我不想要任何
Also, I'm not dating a Pisces. As I've said, I've already had the experience. You could keep it. I want any
关于这些人。我必须诚实地说。真的什么都没有。老实说。
of the people. I've got to be honest about it. Got nothing. To be honest.
这很公平。最糟糕的星座同居对象。
That's fair. Worst sign ever to live with.
我
I
我觉得刻板印象的答案是处女座，因为他们的完美主义、洁癖和
I think the stereotypical answer is a Virgo because their perfectionism and their cleanliness and
你这么说只是因为你和处女座同居过。
You only say that because you live with a Virgo.
确实。但他...呃，等等。他有点...在改变世界？好吧。
I do. But he's he's sea solid. He's oh, hello. He's a little Making the world? Okay.
我不知道。为什么？稍微...好吧。屏幕刚才突然兴奋地炸出一堆...不过话说回来，处女座女性应该比处女座男性更难相处。
I didn't know. Why? Making a little okay. The the screen just did a whole little excited explosion of but, yeah, a Virgo a Virgo woman, I would imagine, would be harder to live with than a Virgo man.
我妈妈就很好相处啊。
My mama was fine.
她真的吗？
She was Really?
她确实烦人，因为我不想被打扰时她总在我眼前晃。但除此之外，她倒也不算讨厌。
She was irritating because she used to be in my face when I didn't wanna be bothered. But other than that, no, she wasn't bothersome.
好吧。她不是那种洁癖或整理狂之类的。我
Okay. She wasn't like a neat freak or like a organization. I
不在乎。那现在怎么办？
didn't care. So what now?
现在怎么办？就像
So what now? Like it's
现在特别好笑，因为她会来我家，而我现在超爱干净。我总是在打扫，超喜欢清洁，这成了我的习惯。她就说，真想把现在的你带回你小时候看看，因为这实在太他妈好笑了。
so funny now because she'll be like she'll come to my house and I'll be like I'm like very clean. I'm always cleaning up. I love to clean. Like, it's my thing. And she's like, I wish that I could like take this person back to like your childhood because this is really fucking funny.
你现在居然能享受这个，真是厚颜无耻。
Like the audacity of you to enjoy this today.
那是
That is
所以你被困扰了。我没有，宝贝。我正活在我童年的梦想里，过着我命中注定该过的生活。很抱歉你那时过得不好。
so You were bothered. I wasn't, babes. I was living my childhood dreams, the life that I always was meant to live. I'm sorry that you had a bad time.
那太搞笑了。
That is so funny.
是啊。所以我并不在意。不过说真的，和她一起生活一点也不糟糕。好吧。
Yeah. So I didn't care. But yeah, no, she wasn't bad to live with at all. Okay.
我妈呢，她不是处女座。但她有处女座星群。对于不了解的人，星群是指你星盘中有三个或更多行星落在同一个星座。所以我妈虽然太阳月亮上升不在处女座，但整个星盘几乎被处女座能量填满了。
My mom, well, she's not a Virgo. She's a she has a Virgo stellium. And for those of you who don't know, a stellium is when you have three or more planets in one sign in your chart. So my mom is very she has a very Virgo heavy chart even though it is not in her big three. It is absolutely damn near the rest of her chart.
所以我妈是个极度洁癖的整理狂。所有东西都必须他妈的一尘不染。而我永远达不到她的清洁标准。后来她干脆不要求了，开始亲自帮我打扫房间，因为她觉得'我没空等你磨蹭，Top Mod说做完我检查时发现根本没做完'。
And so my mom was very much the neat freak organization. Everything must be fucking clean. And I never cleaned well enough to my mom's standards. And so she stopped asking and she started cleaning my room for me and doing all that shit for me because she was like, I don't have time for you to be Top Mod is done and I'll look around and it's not done.
没错。水瓶座其实不差。只是他得在房间外守着，所以一叫他就可能冲过来找我说话。我无所谓啦，水瓶座挺好的。
Yeah. The and the Aquarius isn't bad. I just had to he right outside the room, so he probably gonna come running here when he tell me to talk to me. I don't care. Aquarius ain't bad.
我想确实需要一些时间来适应彼此。水瓶座的人太内向了，和需要你主动交流的人住在一起，就像...
I did have to I think it took a little getting used to one another. I think Aquarius are so inward that like living with someone that requires you to like
说出来。
talk Express.
表达自己。对。你不能就这样躲进乌云里
Express yourself. Yes. You can't just go be in a dark cloud
那不行
That's without
至少在你躲进去之前告诉我你要陷入低落了，这样我就不会打扰你，因为我知道你在处理自己的抑郁情绪。我不知道发生了什么，但你现在处于一种封闭状态。
at least tell me you're gonna go be in a dark cloud before you go in there then I leave you alone because I know you're doing your depression thing. I don't know what's happening but you being in a query.
是啊。
Yeah.
你不能就这样默默躲进去什么都不说。所以我觉得需要些磨合，但我完全没问题。
You can't just go in there and do it and not say anything. So I think it's taken a little work, but we I don't got no problem with it.
嗯。是的。我的第一个男朋友是水瓶座。
Mhmm. Yeah. My first boyfriend was an Aquarius.
而我你
And I You
知道吗，就是那个我之前给你们看过、你们笑话的白人男孩。
know, the white boy that I've shown y'all before that y'all laugh at.
我告诉过你别再指责我了，我是新来的
I told you to stop claiming at me and I'm new
他是水瓶座，而且他很可爱。
to was an Aquarius and he was lovely.
可爱这个词我不会用，但我会再做一次，但可爱这个词我不会用
I lovely is not a word that I would use, but like I would do it again, but lovely is not a word that I would use
用来描述那是一次不错的经历。我们玩得很开心。
It to describe was a nice experience. We had fun.
因为你那时才15岁。
Because you were 15.
确实如此。我们在Circuit City有了初吻。谢谢你提起。
And I was. We had our first kiss in Circuit City. Thank you.
如果
If
这暴露了我的年龄。是的，确实如此。没关系，这很正常。在本期节目早些时候，你们听到我提到了Max募捐活动。
that ages me at all. Yes, it did. That's fine. That's Okay. Earlier this episode, you heard me mention the Max Fund Drive.
致所有从第一天就陪伴我的听众们。这可能是你们第一次听说Max募捐活动。我知道你们在想：Max OneDrive是什么？这是一年一度我们齐聚一堂，邀请您通过成为会员、提升或升级现有会员身份来支持节目的时刻。你可能会问，会员费都用在哪里了？
To all of my listeners who have been with me since day one. This might be the first time you've heard of Max Fund Drive. I know you're wondering what is Max OneDrive? It's the one time of year where we all come together to invite you to support the show as a member or by boosting or upgrading your current membership. What are memberships paying for you ask?
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Max fund memberships pay for shows and you get to choose who gets your contribution. So like your contribution goes directly to black people love Paramore. You get to keep this show going. So things like paying for editors events so the show can stay up and running because y'all know content for and by black and brown people are being cut left to right. Becoming a member empowers your favorite creatives to create with the resources they need.
相信你们最近一两年都经历过喜爱的电视剧、播客被企业巨头腰斩，就因为他们觉得节目不够赚钱——尽管可能连第一季都没让播完。但这些都不重要了。正因如此，成为会员才如此重要。
I'm sure something you love a TV show, a podcast or something of the sort has been canceled within the last year or two because of corporate overlords. Didn't think the show made enough money, even though maybe they didn't even give it a chance because they didn't let it get past season one or two. But that's neither here nor there. Okay. That's why being a member is so important.
这确实至关重要，因为我们没有企业老板。你们才是我们的上司。所以由你们决定这个节目能否继续存在，我真心感谢大家允许这个节目延续下去。会员制度同样重要，因为它确保我能按照自己想要的方式制作节目供你们欣赏，而不必为了迎合他人而稀释内容。我可以完全按照你和我喜欢的方式来呈现，就是这么简单。
It really is key because we don't have corporate overlords. You're our bosses. So you determine whether or not this show gets to keep existing and I really appreciate that y'all do allow this show to keep existing membership is also important because it ensures that I can make the show the way that I want to make it for you to enjoy so I don't have to water it down for somebody else's liking. I can make it exactly the way that you and I like it. It's really that simple.
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With the membership, you'll get access to an entire library of bonus content for all the maximum fund shows for as little as $5 a month, or you can pay upfront for a whole year and support if you'd like. I'll talk a little bit more about the bonus content you can expect to find from Black People Love Paramore a little bit later on. But for now, let's jump back into the episode. Should we do Fuck Mary, Kill, leave behind?
因为我早就告诉过你我的选择。昨天惹我生气时就说过双子座肯定首当其冲。
Because I already told you what I was doing. I told you yesterday when you made me mad that the Gemini's was gonna be on the chopping block.
哇哦。首先我们按元素分类进行，甚至不是按单个星座来玩。
Wow. We are doing it by element, first of all. So we're not even doing it by individual sign.
好吧。那么
Okay. So
听着。好吧。火象、风象、土象、水象星座的'操、娶、杀'游戏。需要提示的话：火象星座是白羊座、狮子座和射手座；风象星座是双子座、水瓶座和天秤座。
look. Okay. Fuck, marry, kill fire, air, earth, water signs. You need a reminder, If you need a reminder, the fire signs are Aries, Leo and Sagittarius. Air signs are Gemini, Aquarius, and Libra.
土象星座包括金牛座、摩羯座和处女座。水象星座则是巨蟹座、双鱼座和天蝎座。操、娶、杀、抛弃。Jewel，你觉得怎么样，还是想让我先来？
The earth signs are Taurus, Capricorn, and Virgo. And the water signs are Cancer, Pisces, and Scorpio. Fuck, marry, kill, leave behind. Jewel, how you feeling on that or do you want me to go?
我本来只想这么做，以为能摆脱双子座。
I only wanted to do it when I thought I could get rid of Gemini.
但你做不到的，宝贝。我们同舟共济。他们要么杀了我们，要么同时操了我们俩。懂吗？
But you can't, babe. We're in this together. They're either killing us or fucking us both. Okay?
我会选择操水象星座。
I would say fuck water.
你操水象星座。好吧。我们操巨蟹座、双鱼座和天蝎座。那可能体验不错，据说天蝎座床上功夫好。虽然我没试过。
You fucking water. Okay. We fucking Cancer Pisces and Scorpio. That's that's probably good sex because allegedly Scorpios have good sex. I wouldn't know.
但玛丽继承者。
But Mary heir.
行。我们娶双子座、水瓶座、天秤座。毕竟我们自带贤妻属性。火象星座待定。就这样。
Okay. We marry in Gemini Aquarius, Libra period. Wifey material as we are. Fire gaps to go. Okay.
我们要淘汰白羊座、狮子座、射手座和那些家伙。死了？你是要杀了他们还是把他们抛下？
We're getting rid of Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius and niggas. Dead? You killing them or you leaving behind?
杀掉。
Killed.
好的。好的。我们要杀了他们。干掉。行。
Okay. Okay. We're killing them. Off. Okay.
留下的是土象星座。
Left behind is the earth signs.
好的。所以我们留下金牛座、摩羯座和处女座。行。我担心我的选择可能很相似。让我好好想想。
Okay. So we're leaving behind Taurus, Capricorn, and Virgo. Okay. I worry mine might be very similar. Let me really think about this.
好吧。好吧。好吧。实际上，我的选择完全不会相似。我要从玛丽开始。
Okay. Okay. Okay. Actually, mine is not going to be similar at all. I'm gonna start with Mary.
我会选择与火象星座结婚，白羊座、狮子座、射手座。火象星座从未困扰过我。事实上，狮子座一直是我最喜欢的星座。在我家里？
I would marry fire, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius. A fireside has never bothered me. In fact, again, Leo is my favorite sign. In my home?
红杉。不。
Sequoia. No.
不。狮子座从来不是我最喜欢的星座。实际上火象星座整体上从未困扰过我。就像人们对白羊座的强烈感受，你懂的。我总是想，你在说什么呢？
No. A Leo has never a Leo is my favorite sign. And a fire sign in general has never bothered me. Like how people feel strongly about Aries like you do. I'm always like, what are you talking about?
比如，我从未有过糟糕的遭遇。事实上，我曾约会过一个白羊座男生，我们整天就是互相调侃，特别有趣。我们就是不停地斗嘴，斗嘴，再斗嘴。简直太他妈有意思了。
Like, I've never had a bad encounter. In fact, my one the one Aries boy that I dated, all we did was roast each other and it was so fun. All we did was just talk it was just shit talk shit talk shit talk to you. And it was so fucking fun.
我最好的朋友是白羊座和射手座。好吧。但我绝不会和他们约会，那会立刻变成一场灾难。
My best friends Aries and the Sagittarius. Okay. And also would never date them would go horribly wrong immediately.
这很公平。好吧好吧。而且我的星盘里完全没有火象元素，连一个火象宫位都没有。我觉得正因如此，我会吸引或被火象特质的人吸引，因为他们拥有我完全不了解、不在我认知范围内的特质。
That's very fair. Okay. Okay. And also I don't have any fire in my chart at all like not a single fire placement of any might not not a angle in fire. I don't have a single single fire placement in my chart And I feel like I therefore attract or am attracted to fire placements because they have something that I fully don't understand is not in my purview.
所以我要和火象结婚了。现在，操，杀，抛弃。操，杀。
So I'm marrying fire. Now, fuck, kill, leave behind. Fuck, kill.
性感土象。
Frexy Earth.
抛弃。妈的。好吧。我绝不会杀或抛弃双子座。所以我们显然得选空气星座，因为，没错，我得选双子座、水瓶座、天秤座。
Leave behind. Fuck. Okay. Well, I'm not killing or leaving behind Gemini. So clearly we fucking air because, yeah, I gotta fuck Gemini, Aquarius, Libra.
反正这些基本涵盖了我大部分朋友。那么接下来是杀还是抛弃的问题。我可能会干掉土象星座，就因为那些家伙太需要条条框框了。懂我意思吗？他们整天就知道讲规矩，对别人指手画脚惹人烦。
That wraps up most of my friends right there anyways. So then we killing versus leaving behind. I'd probably kill Earth just because them niggas be needing a little bit too much structure. You know what I mean? I'll be like, the structure, y'all be criticizing people and getting on people's nerves.
天啊。一群老师跟屁虫。
My god. Teachers pet ass niggas.
你刚才说你妈妈是什么星座来着？
What did you say your mama is?
水象星座。
A water sign.
哦，好吧。
Oh, okay.
继续。所以我们要抛弃那些家伙，因为他们会用太多眼泪拖累我们，哭哭啼啼没完没了。我们可没那个空间、时间和精力
Go on. So we leaving them niggas behind because they gonna weigh us down with too much tears, too many tears, too much crying, all that shit. We don't have space, time, capacity
你抛下母亲离开，还害死了未婚夫。
You're for leaving your mother behind and you're killing your fiance.
你这么说的。
You put it that way.
好吧。
Okay.
继续。我只是说了我想说的。我只是说这就是问题所在。对我个人而言，这就是事情的本质。公平地说，加里克是狮子座群星格局。
Go on. I just just said what I said. I just said So what I It's the problem. That's the way that that works for me personally. To be fair, Garrick is a Leo Stellium.
所以他星盘里大部分都是火象星座。他星盘主体是狮子座，上升射手座。月亮在狮子座，上升射手座，其余星位全是狮子座、狮子座、狮子座。
So most of most of his chart fires galore. Most of his chart is Leo and his rising is in Sagittarius. Moon in Leo, rising Sagittarius, and the rest of his chart is Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo.
这确实很有意思。
That's actually really interesting.
他的星盘看起来像反社会人格的星盘。如果你查查看——假设我毫无上下文地给你看，如果你从没看过星盘图，我先给你看个普通的常见的，再给你看加里的，你会问：他没事吧？是不是哪里不对劲？不，你肯定会问：他是不是有问题？
His chart looks like a sociopath's chart. If you pull up and look if I showed you with no context, if you're somebody who's never looked at an astrological chart before, and I showed you a normal one, or a common one and then I showed you Gary, she would say, is he okay? Is something wrong? No. You would say, is he is something wrong?
确实有点火气。每次它冒出来时我都挺惊讶的，但它确实存在。
Does have a little fire. Like, I'm always surprised when it comes out, but it does exist.
没错。它它它绝对存在。作为一个活在自己世界里的人，这种特质真的非常非常强烈。所以我必须坚持，你懂的，如果真要比强势，我家那位其实很可靠。归根结底，他是个好人。
Yes. It it it absolutely exists. It exists really, really strongly as someone who lives in himself. That's why I had to keep you know, if we really going by dominance, my man's a safe. At the end of the day, he's good.
另外，我之所以抛下母亲，是因为她已经把全部智慧都传授给我了。明白吗？我觉得她的精神会与我同在，而她将继续寻找自己在末日中的出路——我不得不留下她，因为我承受不住那些眼泪和哭诉。说到底就是这么回事。
So and then in addition to why I'm leaving my mom behind is because she has imparted all of her wisdom into me already. You know what I mean? I feel like I'll I'll carry her with me in spirit as she goes ahead and tries to find her own way out of the apocalypse because I had to leave her behind because I didn't have room for the tears and the crying. So there's really that at the end of the day.
好吧好吧。只要你心里觉得没问题，那才是最重要的。
Okay. Okay. As long as you feel good about it, that's all that matters.
确实。我对这个决定挺满意的。既然聊到这些神神叨叨的话题——塔罗牌、水晶、植物商店、草药、天使数字、显化法则...这套女巫把戏可深着呢。
I do. Yeah. Felt I felt pretty good about that. And then while we're talking about the witchy subjects, you know, we got tarot, crystals, botanical shops, herbs, angel numbers, manifesting. There's a lot to this witch girl shit.
明白吗？占星术只是入门。想真正深入了解女巫之道？你现在对话的就是一位如假包换的女巫。本尊就在这儿。
Okay? Astrology is the is just the intro. You really wanna get deep down and dirty with a real witch. You talking to one right now. She right here.
懂我意思吧？偶尔我也会抽张塔罗牌。只要对什么事产生疑虑，我们就翻开塔罗牌组。
You know what mean? I'm a hit a little tarot card. I'm a pull a little tarot card every now and again. I start to feel a little questioning about something. We hitting the tarot deck.
我正在洗这副该死的牌，我们来看看它会说些什么。塔罗牌最爱对我说的话，这对你可能毫无意义，Jewel，但我会解释的。
I'm shuffling that motherfucker, and we're gonna see what she got to say. What the what Tarot loves to say to me, this is not gonna mean nothing to you, Jewel, but I'll explain it.
完全不懂。继续吧。不过我在听。
Not a thing. Go on. But I'm listening.
那张总跟着我的牌是高塔牌。高塔牌象征突如其来的毁灭。牌面图案是一座高耸的建筑被闪电劈中，断成两半倒塌。不是指真实的死亡，而是指艰难的终结。
The card that loves to follow my ass around is the tower card. The tower card is like sudden destruction is what the tower card represents. So like the image of a tower card is this big structure, a tower, where an lightning bolt is hitting it and it is falling in half. Like it's broken in half and falling over. Death, not like actual death, but like the hard endings.
为什么我觉得这张牌真的跟了我整整
Why do feel I that's just the card that has followed me around literally for the entire
你感受到混乱和死亡了吗？
Do you feel turmoil and death?
不。好吧，并没有。也许是我周围的人有这种感觉。我也不确定。
No. Okay. Not really. So maybe everybody else feels that around me. I don't really know.
不是
It's not
对我来说解读这个有点难。不过
for me to decipher that. But
这样吧，我很乐意为你抽一张牌，Jewel，我们可以看看
that's, I'm happy to pull a card for you, Jewel, and we can find out what
我只玩过一两次塔罗牌。哦，那次还行。我不...我不记得它说了什么，所以我
I've only done tarot cards once or twice. Oh. And it was fine. I don't I don't remember what it said so I
不记得？你刚看到的内容肯定没什么惊人的，因为真的...有时候它们能震撼到你。
don't You just saw it must not have said nothing crazy because it really And sometimes they can shake you.
有次我觉得牌在叫我离开一个男人，但说真的，上天、大地、朋友、妈妈、表亲、圣经，所有人都这么告诉过我，所以那次不过是再次确认罢了。懂我意思吗？不过，是的，我不...但我并不反对。
Think one time I felt like he was telling me to leave a man alone, but I mean, really, the heavens, the earths, my friends, my mama, my cousins, the bible, everybody had told me that so that one really telling me that they knew. You know? But, yeah, I don't but I'm not opposed.
不反对塔罗？不，你完全不反神秘学嘛。你不搞这些，但也不排斥。
Not anti tarot? No, you're not anti witchy at all. You're not witchy, but you're not anti witchy.
我不搞神秘学，但如果你喜欢，我也会支持。懂我现在说的吗？
I'm not witchy, but I'm gonna make if you like it, I love it. You know what I'm saying now?
爱了。真的爱。
Love it. I do.
是啊。占星术有些部分让我觉得，这背后肯定有点道理，因为我了解你们那个星座群，但我不喜欢。我不喜欢那群人。所以这里面肯定有点门道。
Yeah. There are parts of astrology that I'm like, there's gotta be something to this because I know you in that cluster and I don't like it. I don't like that cluster. So it's gotta be something to it.
那个星座群对你个人来说不灵验。
That cluster don't hit for you personally.
我说不清原因。但我能告诉你这种模式确实存在。所以，你
I can't tell you why. I can only tell you that the pattern is there. So, you
懂 这很公平。你知道吗，我从来不会第一眼就喜欢摩羯座。每次遇到摩羯座总有点什么不对劲。比如我遇到一个人，第一反应是不喜欢，那他们十有八九是摩羯座。我在想这是不是和我上升星座是摩羯有关，那种能量就是不对盘，你知道吗？几乎都是第一眼就不对劲，但深入了解后我往往又会很喜欢他们。
know That's fair. You know, I never like Capricorns off rip. Like, it's always something about a Capricorn immediately. Like, if I meet a person and my initial reaction is don't like them, the likelihood that they are Capricorn is like eight out of 10. And I wonder if that has to do with something with me being a Capricorn rising that not rubbing me right, you know, like something about the energy is not rubbing me right because it's almost immediate and then I almost always thoroughly like them once I get to know them.
知道吗，我和几个摩羯男交往过。
You know, I've messed with a few Capricorn men.
哦。看来你喜欢那种有钱的男人，摩羯男就是。一直都是
Oh. You like you you like a nigga with with money, Capricorn men. It's been
原本玩得很开心，直到我不得不骂你一顿。但我不后悔骂人，因为我先享受了快乐时光。懂我意思吗？就像，这没什么。所有美好的事物终将结束。
a good time until I gotta cuss you out. But but I I don't but I don't regret the cussing out because I had a good time first. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's okay. And all good things gotta come to an end.
我就是这么觉得的
That's how I feel
我个人也这么认为。我就觉得，哦，是啊。事情不一定要... 你知道，并非因为这样就全盘否定
about it personally too. I'm like, oh, yeah. It don't have to be you know, it's not all bad just because
我对他们没什么坏话可说。在不得不骂他们之前，我玩得很开心，之后才变糟的。
I don't have nothing bad to say about them. I had a good time until I had to cuss them out, and then I bad.
直到我们动手打架。我不明白为什么打完架后就不能继续做朋友。
Until we threw hands. I don't understand why we can't fight people and then just go back to being friends.
对了，你刚才说你是摩羯座上升？
And that and you said you're Capricorn rising?
没错。一向如此。这就是我一贯的处事方式
Yeah. Always. That's what I always do dealt the with
我也这么觉得。我说过一旦我骂了你，你就会被我拉黑。
it felt like that too. And I said that once I cussed you out, you are blocked.
不幸的是，对我来说那总是显得如此咄咄逼人和疯狂。
Unfortunately, that's always so aggressive and crazy to me.
你是
Are you
在找什么吗？真的在生我的气。我就觉得，
looking for? Really be mad at me. I'm like,
哇哦，一旦我们吵起来。
woah, once we get to fighting.
就这样。我以为我们只是为运动和乐趣而争吵。那就是
That's it. I thought we're just fighting for sport and fun. That is
这样。一旦我们开始
it. Once we start
打架那种真的很疯狂
fighting that's Like really mad
自己看着办吧。嗯。现在说得通了，因为你确实那么做，我就想，随你去吧。你不能惹毛别人，挑起全面战争，然后又说‘明天再聊’。
see yourself out. Mhmm. Now it's making sense because you do do that and I'm like, go ahead. You cannot piss people off, engage in full out war and then be like talk to you tomorrow.
我会觉得你们这些人又没去过斯巴达，你们根本不信奉战争
I'll like y'all y'all didn't go to Sparta y'all don't believe in war and
不，实际上我信奉和平
no, actually I believe in peace
首先是切磋，看这个，我喜欢去拳击。所以我才会去对打。
first for sparring and see this while I like to go boxing. That's why I'll be sparring.
意识到那就是你的作风。这让我心里好受些，因为现在我知道你并不是真的坏，你只是在玩，不是运动。我不会和你争，你玩你的。
Realized that that was your MO. It helped me in my spirit because now I know you ain't even really bad you playing not a sport. I'm not gonna argue with you and you play.
我会准备好立刻翻篇，也可能是...我不知道。不过这也是双子座的一个特点。不是
I'll be ready move on like immediately and it could be I don't know. That's another thing about a Gemini though. It's not
是啊，我觉得这非常双子座。
a Yeah, I think that's very Gemini.
那就是双子座。而且双子座根本不会记仇。就像你永远不会。我不，我就是不在乎，除非你惹到我。现在让我告诉你，我在乎的是我的钱和工作。
That is Gemini. Also Gemini's don't hold grudges worth a damn at all. Like you never. I don't I just don't I just don't care unless you read. Now let me tell you something I'm hold grudge about my money and my job.
别他妈动我的钱。别他妈碰我的工作，那是摩羯座上升的特质。如果你敢动我的钱和工作，我会让你生不如死。
Don't ever play with my fucking money. Don't play my fucking job and that's the Capricorn rising. I will beat you within an inch of your life if you play my money and my job.
我不知道我星盘里有什么，但我会记仇。
I don't know what it is in me in my chart, but I will hold a grudge.
那是金牛座月亮的影响，宝贝。
That's the Taurus moon, babe.
至死方休，
For dear life,
我不是...那是金牛座月亮。绝对没错。
I'm not That's Taurus moon. Absolutely.
前几天我有个朋友在讨论我们都不喜欢的某个人，她说‘我会放下这件事’，而我说‘我不会’。
Of my friends the other day was talking about somebody that we don't like and she said, I will let it go and I said, and I won't.
这也可能是天秤座的表现，因为天秤座热爱正义，如果你觉得某事不公且失衡，而平衡尚未恢复的话——
That could also be Libra though because Libra loves justice and if you feel like something is injust and imbalance and balance has not been restored I
我给过很多次机会。但一旦你上了我的黑名单，就是终身会员制。别想从名单上下来。我也不会忘记。虽然不会每天想起，但只要被提醒，我立刻就会记起来——没门。
give a lot of chances. Once you have gotten on the list, it is a lifetime membership. Will not be from the list. And I will not forget it. I won't think about it every day, but if I'm reminded, I will remember immediately that no.
哇。现在有——
Wow. There is Now,
我们来猜几个电视剧角色的星座吧。哦不。这些都是假设的，因为我们不知道这些人的真实星座。我们对此一无所知。《不安感》里的伊萨·迪。
let's guess some signs of some characters from television. Oh, no. And these are these are all hypothetical because we don't know these people's signs. We'll know nothing like that. Issa Dee from Insecure.
不是不是不是伊萨·雷（演员本人），是《不安感》里的伊萨·迪。如果要我给伊萨·迪定个星座，我觉得她有天秤座特质。不不，是带点混乱的那种。但不算太离谱。
Not not not Issa Rae, but Issa Dee from Insecure. Issa Dee, if I had to give her something, she has she has Libra to me. Nuh-uh. It's like a touch of chaos. Like, nothing crazy.
给你天秤座。像是带点小混乱，但又非常讨人喜欢。这就是天秤座的另一面。人人都爱天秤座。这是个被金星掌控的星座。
Give you Libra. It's like a touch of chaos, but also just like a very likability. That's something else about Libra. People love Libra. It's a robot Venus.
她身上有种始终存在的亲和力。
She has like a likability that is still very present.
有意思。
Interesting.
她确实有独特的审美。就像伊萨·迪一样，她也有鲜明的风格，这也是天秤座的典型特质。我会把她归为天秤座。你有什么看法吗？还是认同我的说法？
She definitely has an aesthetic. She like Issa Dee definitely had an aesthetic and that is something that Libra is known for as well. I would give her Libra. Do you have anything or are you aligned with what I said?
这很合理。我本来在风象星座里犹豫，但天秤座确实说得通。
That feels fair. I was I was trying to figure out I was in the air family but Libra feels fair.
嗯。不过我也能看出水瓶座的特质。如果考虑风象星座的话，我觉得也可能是水瓶座。水瓶座。对。
Mhmm. I could also see Aquarius though. If I'm thinking about the air family, I could see Aquarius. Aquarius. Yeah.
这样解释很合理。现在说莫莉。在我看来，莫莉绝对是摩羯座，毫无疑问。
That makes sense to me. Now, Molly. For me, Molly is a Capricorn hard and fast. It's not even close.
我能理解这种判断。
I could see that.
就像，我觉得，那是个爱评判、刻薄、过度追求完美、扼杀乐趣的摩羯座。
Like, I'm like, that's that is a judgmental, bitchy, overachieving, fun sucking Capricorn.
拜托，别太过分。别太过分。
Please, not too much. Not too much.
上升摩羯座怎么样？这些事我都听自己说过。我懂。
How's the Capricorn rising? I hear these things all myself. I get it.
我本来可能会猜射手座，但摩羯座也说得通。
I would have said maybe Sagittarius, but I can see Capricorn.
不过我也能看出射手座的特质。这是占星学里另一个鲜为人知的点。星座按顺序排列时，因为射手座就在摩羯座之前。
I could see Sagittarius too, though. That's another that's like that's a lesser known thing about astrology too. The signs, when you go in order, because Sagittarius is the sign before Capricorn.
没错。
That's right.
有时他们会带有前一个星座的特质，但会是进化版。所以不像射手座那样，我们会说'哦，我说之前没考虑过这话会冒犯你'。而是'不，我考虑过了'。
Sometimes they will have traits of that previous sign, but they will be the evolved version of. So instead of being like a Sagittarius, we're like, oh, I didn't think about how that was gonna offend you before I said it. It's like, no, I thought about it.
但我还是说了。
And I still said it.
而我决定刻意这么说是有原因的。
And I decided to say it intently for a reason.
哎呀。
Yikes.
不。是的，我考虑过。我知道。
No. Yeah, I thought about it. I knew.
对。知道。这就是莫莉。
Yeah. Knew. That's Molly.
派对结束了，要知道，射手座最爱派对。派对结束了。现在是摩羯月了，伙计。我们不再开派对了。星座的轮转就是这么运作的。
And the party's over, know, Sagittarius love to party. Party's over. It's Capricorn season, bitch. We ain't partying no more. That's that's how the sequence of signs work.
那么好吧，我们说到莫莉。你提到射手座。又说到摩羯座。有道理。我们还有谁？
So Okay, so we got Molly. You said Sagittarius. Said Capricorn. Makes sense. Who else do we have?
哦，劳伦斯。让我看看星座列表，我不知道劳伦斯是什么星座。不是白羊座。可能是金牛座，只是因为我无聊又普通。
What's a Oh, Lawrence. Oh. Let me look at the list of I don't know what astrological Lawrence be. Not an Aries. Could be a Taurus just because I'm bored and, like, unspecial.
双子座？绝对不可能。
Gemini? Absolutely not.
不，他不是双子座。
No. He's not a Gemini.
巨蟹座。不，不会是巨蟹座。狮子座？不。处女座。
Cancer. Nah, wouldn't say Cancer. Leo. No. Virgo.
不。天秤座。可能是天蝎座。不，不。射手座？
No. Libra. Could be could be Scorpio. No, no. Sagittarius?
不。摩羯座？不。水瓶座？不。
No. Capricorn? No. Aquarius? No.
双鱼座？不。好吧。现在你嗯哼。你会怎么想？
Pisces? No. Okay. Now you're uh-huh. You would what?
我不会反对双鱼座男人，但我能接受天秤座。
I wouldn't I wouldn't be opposed to Pisces man, but I can see Libra.
你知道吗？既然你提到双鱼座男人，那个男人确实让我印象深刻，绝对可能是双鱼座。我觉得可能是金牛座、天秤座或双鱼座。所以我猜是金牛座，因为他在我记忆里太不起眼了。你懂我的意思吗？
You know what? Since you said Pisces man, the man really hit me, absolutely could be a Pisces man. I could see Taurus man, Libra man, or Pisces man. So I'm gonna say Taurus just because he's so unnotable to me. You know what I mean?
就像，我觉得，嗯，那是个金牛座。他确实...既不这样也不那样，不会引发强烈的情绪波动。
Like, I'm like, yeah. That's a Taurus. He yeah. Not one way or another. Don't elicit a strong emotion one way or another.
我不想说我是劳伦斯阵营的，也不是说我不支持伊萨。我首先是支持伊萨的。但我确实希望他们能复合。这很棒。我完全没想过其他可能。
I I don't wanna say I was team Lawrence and that I was not team Issa. Was team Issa first and foremost. But I absolutely did want them to get back together. That's great. Never crossed my mind.
在这点上我和大多数女性不同。我希望他们...我从未动摇过。我热爱这样的爱情故事：命中注定的人最终重逢。我太爱这种剧情了。我当时就想...
I'm in the minority for women in that. I wanted them Never crossed my backed. I love a love story where this is your person and y'all find your way back to each other. I love that shit. I was like,
没错，伊萨，追回你的男人。《不安感》这剧对我刺激太大了。我心想，我又没出轨过，这些破事我都没干过。
yes. Isla, get your man. Insecure was too triggering for me. I'm like, I ain't cheated on nobody. I ain't did none of this.
为什么这剧让我灵魂不适？我实在...不得不中途暂停观看。真的太沉重了。真的至于吗？
And why is it making me feel unwell in my spirit? I just couldn't it's I had to take breaks from insecure. It was too much. Really?
我的天啊。
Oh my goodness.
哇。就是感觉内心深处有什么东西在涌动。我也不知道。
Wow. Just felt deeply like something was going on in my my spirit. I don't know.
《不安感》第一季简直就是我当时生活的写照，只不过我那时更年轻。那是2223年，《不安感》第一季刚出来的时候。那就是我的真实生活。那时候真的超级疯狂。所以我感觉被这部剧深深理解了。
Season one of Insecure was my exact life at that time, except I was much younger. That's What very 2223 when season one of Insecure came out. That was my exact life. At that time, it was actually really fucking crazy. So I felt very seen by that.
《不安感》里还有谁来着？那个那个那个浅肤色、眼睛有颜色的男人是谁？哦，
Who else is on Insecure? What's a what's what's what's the light skinned man with the colored eyes? Oh,
内森。
Nathan.
内森。嗯哼。内森。我要称他为不起眼的家伙。我要说他是白羊座男人，就冲他为伊萨和劳伦斯干架时那股莽劲。
Nathan. Uh-huh. Nathan. He I'm gonna call him an Unremarkable. I'm gonna call him an Aries man only by the way that he was willing to lunge at Lawrence when they got into it over Issa.
我就喜欢这种狗血剧情。这才是我他妈想聊的东西。
That's the type of shit that I like. That's what I'm that's what the fuck I'll be talking about.
姑娘，只要你喜欢，我就爱。
Girl, if you like it, I love it.
我唯一约会过的男人，天啊。唯一约会过的白羊座男人，每次我们出去，这哥们总准备在夜店里跟人干架。最糟糕的体验——
The only man that I dated oh my god. The only heirs man I dated, we would go out and this nigga, every time we went out, he was about to fight somebody in the club. Worst experience in
我人生中的。
my life.
总有这样那样的理由，他准备在夜店里跟人打架。
Reason For or another, he was about to fight somebody in the club.
我再也没和白羊男约会过。你可以把我的话当回事。我从没经历过他要跟人动手的情况，但这次真是这样。
I never dated another Aries man. You can work my words about it. I ain't never experienced him about to fight nobody but it is this.
没错。他们就这样爆发了。因为你——
Yep. Poppin' they go. Because you
你话有点太多了，我不想骂你，但你真的越界了，我会收回我的话。你越界的话，我也会奉陪到底，所以大家都冷静点。
you talking a little too much and I will hate to cuss you out because you're really going there and I'm a take it back. You take it there and I'm take it there too so everybody calm down.
你把它放那儿，我要带它走得更远。这可是你不想做的事。
You take it there, I'm taking it further. That's something you don't wanna do.
哦，所以我们在这儿。不过好吧，好吧。这很公平。
Oh. So here we are. But yeah, okay. Okay. That's fair.
然后，阿曼达·西尔饰演的角色叫什么？蒂芙尼？蒂芙尼。对我来说，蒂芙尼是个处女座女性。或者是摩羯座，土象星座的女性，但摩羯座或处女座，我倾向于认为是处女座。
And then, what's, what's Amanda Seale's character? Tiffany? Tiffany. Tiffany is a Virgo woman to me. Or Capricorn one Earth sign woman, but Capricorn or Virgo, I'm gonna land on Virgo, though.
然后是娜塔莎·罗斯威尔饰演的角色。她叫什么名字来着？该死。凯莉。凯莉。
And then Natasha Rothwell's character. What's her what's what's that character name? Damn. Kelly. Kelly.
哦，现在。好吧。凯莉可能是双子座。凯莉可能是天秤座。凯莉或射手座。
Oh, now. Okay. Kelly could be a Gemini. Kelly could be a Libra. Kelly or Sagittarius.
凯莉很难判断。
Kelly's hard.
天秤或射手。我能想象天秤或射手。可能是射手，因为射手座才不在乎发生了什么。射手座，就像我那些射手座朋友，他们就是，好吧。我是说，他们想去哪儿就去哪儿。
Libra or Sag. I could see Libra or Sag. Maybe it's Sag because Sag don't be giving a damn about what's going on. Sagittarius, like, my Sagittarius friends are like, okay. I mean, they can go wherever they're headed.
她正在专心听。
She's paying attention.
我能看出射手座的她总是为剧情做些疯狂的事。就像凯莉那样随心所欲。然后人们会问，你为什么要那样做？为什么？而她就像个自由灵魂，射手座确实有这种特质。是的，我能理解他们。
I can see Sagittarius she was always doing some shit for the plot. Like Kelly was just doing stuff. Then it was like, why are you doing that? Why are you doing that? And she was like, kind of a free spirit in the way the Sagittarius likes Yeah, to can see that for them.
好吧。我是说，我觉得我们可以结束这个话题了——关于某些星座的争议性观点。你对其他星座有什么争议性看法吗？
Okay. I mean, you know, I think we can close on this. Our controversial takes on certain signs. Do you have any controversial takes for any of the signs?
我不认为
I don't think
我有。好吧。
I do. Okay.
哦，我想说的是，不知道这算不算特别有争议，但每次我告诉别人我在和水瓶座约会时，他们的反应都是：怎么可能？他们说水瓶座既固执又不愿承诺，但我完全没有这种体验。
Oh, I guess what I will say, I don't know if it's super controversial, but every time I tell people I'm dating an Aquarius, they seem to say like how? Like they're so stubborn and noncommittal and I did not experience that.
所以她说这不可能是我的问题，宝贝。
So She said it couldn't be me babe.
是啊。人们总问我怎么让他定下来的，我就说——你们该不会以为我是靠苦苦哀求才成功的吧？所以真不知道你们想听什么答案
Yeah. People are like how did you get him to commit and I'm like well I know you didn't think it was out here begging somebody to commit so I don't know what you want
要我对此说什么呢。我...我也不知道。他这么做是因为他自己愿意
me to say about that. Like I I don't know. He did it because he wanted to.
所以我不清楚。我确实常听说水瓶座不愿承诺，很难捉摸。他们可能确实很内向封闭，但包括我之前交往的水瓶男在内，从没遇到过不愿承诺的情况，真的从未经历过
So I don't know. I do hear that a lot that Aquariuses are noncommittal and that they're very like hard to pin down and I do think they can be very inward and very to themselves but I've never experienced noncommittal even from the Aquarius man that I did before. I've never I've never experienced that.
我也是。感觉这可能是风象星座的特性——他们愿意对我们承诺，或许因为我们也带点风象特质？他们能理解某些东西吧。不知道。我要说个在网上讲过好几次的争议观点了：天秤座才配得上双子座挨的那些骂
Me neither. I feel like that might be a air sign thing where it's like they commit to us because we're also air signs a little, you know, maybe they just understand something. I don't know. My controversial take, which I have said on the Internet more than once at this point Here we go. Is that Libra deserves the slander that Gemini gets.
就是你们这类人。你们才配得上...
It's it's the likes of you. Y'all deserve I
可别这么说
ain't be the thing.
你们活该挨那些该死的骂。双子座总被骂'两面派'什么的
You all deserve that fucking slander. Gemini's get the slander for being quote unquote two faced.
是的。
Yes.
双子座并非两面派。双子座是果断的，并且会彻底改变主意。不，处女座永远不会告诉你他们最终的决定。
A Gemini is not two faced. A Gemini is decisive and changed their entire mind. No. A Virgo will never tell you what they landed on.
他们永远不会告诉你他们的决定。你不是
They're never gonna tell you what they landed on. You're not
天秤座。
a Libra.
看吧，你把我
See, you drag
扯进来了。
me in.
拖我下水。你明白我的意思吗？
Drag me. You see what I'm saying?
天秤座永远不会告诉你他们决定了什么。他们只会说我不知道，我真的不知道。
A Libra is never gonna tell you what they landed on. They just gonna be I never I don't know. I don't know.
我觉得如果双子座变了，那他们一定是为剧情需要才改主意的。可双子座变卦时连立场都不站。我凭什么要尊重这种态度？
I I feel like if a Gemini is changed, I feel like Gemini has changed their minds for the plot. Gemini's don't even be standing on that though when they change their mind. Why would I respect that?
双子座变卦时根本毫无立场可言。这让我怎么解读？不行，让我想想。等一下。
Gemini don't even be standing on nothing when they change it. Now how can I read it? No. Let me think about that. Hold on.
你懂我意思吧？我凭什么要...
Why would I you know what I'm saying?
不，这是事实。确实不行，我喜欢...你没法...
No. That's a fact. Yeah, no, I like You can't
接受这种观点，姐妹。
get behind it, sister.
我喜欢进行思维训练，如果你愿意这么理解的话。所以我会站在少数派、非主流的那一边。
I like a mental exercise if you will, you know what I mean? So I will take on the stance of the lesser, the less popular thing.
这不是SAT考试，也不是LSAT。
Is not the SAT, it's not the LSAT.
这是
This is
现实生活。
real life.
精神刺激。不，我参加辩论不是为了停止思考，这真的很有趣。就像跑步者说的他们会体验到跑步的快感，这正是这种感觉。
Mental stimulation. No. I'm not taking the test to stop And it's really fun. It's it's like it's kinda like how you know runners say that they experience a runner's high. That's exactly what it is.
就像，哦，我陶醉于接受少数观点并以充分合理的方式为其辩护所带来的精神刺激。这是一种练习，一场辩论练习，如果你愿意这么称呼的话。
It's like, oh, I'm high off the mental stimulation of taking on, you know, the lesser popular opinion here and defending it in a in a very good and sound way. It's an exercise, a debate exercise, if you will.
在现实的底层，人们处理的是现实问题。他们处理自己真正相信的、真正在意的、真正重要的事情。
Down here in reality, people people deal in reality. They deal in what they actually believe, what they actually mean, what actually matters.
无聊。罗利，你来过这里吗？
Lame. Rowley, have you been here?
是的。是的。我有过。这就是为什么我认为你必须坚定地扎根于某件事物中。
Yes. Yes. I have. And that's why I do think you have to firmly plant your foot in something.
你们可以把脚牢牢插进这该死的肥料里。我可不想——我不想把脚放这儿。我不想要臭烘烘的脚。
Y'all can firmly plant your in this fucking fertilizer. I don't wanna be I don't want my feet in here. I don't want shitty feet.
好吧，那你就继续在这飘着吧
Well, you just float around in this
我是飞虫。我是浮萍。就像蝴蝶般飞舞，像蜜蜂般嗡鸣，因为我是风象星座。懂我意思吗？好吧。
I'm a fly. I'm a float. You just fly like a butterfly, sing like a bee because I'm an air sign. You know I mean? Okay.
事实就是这样。还有那些占星黑子们，说什么不信占星术、不喜欢这套、干嘛聊这个？这不是宗教。不是要你信仰的东西。要么理解，要么拉倒。
That's really it. Also for all you astrological haters out there who are like, don't believe in astrology and I don't like it and why are you talking about this? It's not a religion. It's not something that you believe in. You either understand it or you don't.
要么懂这门语言，要么不懂。要是不懂，请绕道。没关系。世上语言千千万。明白？
You speak the language or you don't. And if you don't, move around. That's okay. There's so many other languages that you can see. Okay?
而作为双子座，我可能精通所有语言。所以尽管来吧。如果你想的话...今天听了什么播客啊，安琪？
And as a Gemini, probably speak all of them. So go for it. If you would like to, what podcast you listen to today, Angel?
有人——我当时为了工作研究目的在听一个宗教播客，他们正在贬低占星术。我就想，但为什么呢？
Somebody was I was listening to a religious podcast for research purposes for work, and they were dragging astrology. And I'm like, but what?
拜托，真是的。为什么你们对占星术这么较真？占星术又没说基督教烂。没人觉得它是宗教好吗。
Like, please. Dang. Why are we on your brain so hard? Astrology don't be like Christianity sucks. Nobody be thinking that it's not a religion.
根本没人往那方面想。
Nobody be thinking about that.
专注你自己的重点行不行。
Focus on what you're focused focus.
管好你们那边的事吧，别操心我们这儿。懂？
What you're doing over there? Worry about what we're over here. Okay.
现在连找点乐子都不行了，太荒谬了。
We can't have fun no more. It's ridiculous.
说真的我不喜欢这样。对了，想联系我可以搜所有社交平台的bplp pod，或者我个人账号sequoia b homes，邮箱blackpeopleloveparanormal@gmail.com。如果想每天听我直播，无剪辑无过滤的那种，可以上SiriusXM的unwell on air频道，太平洋时间下午3-4点/东部时间6-7点，节目叫《The Daily Dirty》。就这样。
Like I don't I don't appreciate that. Yeah, that's really it. If you would like to find me, you can find me across all social media platforms at bplp pod or my personal at sequoia b homes or you can find me at blackpeopleloveparanormal@gmail.com. Also, if you want to listen to me literally every day, live on air, unfiltered, unedited, you can find me on SiriusXM on the unwell on air channel every day, three to 4PM Pacific, six to 7PM Eastern on a show called The Daily Dirty. Yeah.
我在那里做了剪辑，非常有趣。哦对了，如果你喜欢周边商品，记得下拉到描述框，点击那件自豪的Mocha Grande T恤，穿上你的Mocha Grande风格。这会增添不少乐趣，尤其是在《魔法坏女巫》热映季。穿着它去参加《魔法坏女巫2》首映礼吧，这就是我的计划。
I edited there, and it's and it's very fun. Oh, and also, if you like merch, you know, go down to the description box, click the Mocha Grande shirt, proud Mocha Grande shirt, and get your Mocha Grande on. That'll be a little bit fun, especially during Wicked season. Wear it to the Wicked two premiere. That's what my plan plan is.
《魔法坏女巫2》首映？没错。你们会看到我穿着自豪的Mocha Grande T恤。Jewel，告诉大家在哪里可以在网上找到你，以及你想宣传的内容。
The Wicked two premiere? Yeah. Proud Mocha Grande shirt will see me. Jewel, let the folks know where they can find you on the Internet and anything you would like to plug.
好的。我的社交媒体账号在所有平台都是@jewelwickershow，我在那里发布我的作品。朋友，我真的为你感到骄傲，你做得太棒了。恭喜你取得的所有成就。
Yeah. My social media social media is at jewel wicker show across all platforms, and I post my work there. I'm just so proud of you, friend. You're doing such a great job. Congrats on all the things.
谢谢你，真的很感激。好了，就这样吧，几周后见。
Thank you. I really appreciate you. Okay. Well, that's it. See you in a couple weeks.
占星新年快乐。拜拜。本期节目就到这里，希望你喜欢。请记得今天支持你最喜欢的艺术家——也就是我。
Happy astrological new year. Bye. So that's all for the episode. I hope you enjoyed it. Please remember to support your favorite artist, me, today.
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