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不。不。

No. No.

不。哦，你立马就不喜欢了。

No. Oh, you didn't like right away.

医生，我猜。嗯，

Doctor, I suppose. Well,

我看够了电视，是的。我觉得我可以诊断

I enough television, yeah. I feel I can diagnose

任何人。他们把摄像头藏在哪里了？我有点困惑。

anyone. Where do they hide the cameras? I'm a little bit confused.

它们都在

They're all

拍摄。那里有个摄像头

filming. There's a camera

就在那儿。

right there.

那个人肯定有一个。是的。没有手机。哦，那里有，是的。

The person must have one. Yes. No phones. Oh, there's yeah.

哦，是的。

Oh, yeah.

有一个

There's one

就在那儿。

right there.

尤其是那个新西兰人。

Especially the New Zealander.

是的。是的。是的。

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

不能相信他们。

Can't trust them.

你来自新西兰的哪里？

Where in New Zealand are you from?

我来自奥克兰。

I'm I'm from Auckland.

当然。

Of course.

奥克兰。真的吗？

Auckland. Really?

我去过那里。是的。是的。那是个很可爱的城市。

I was there. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lovely town.

你们在奥克兰演出过吗？

Have you guys played Auckland?

是的。我们在那里做过一个活动。不过我不记得具体是什么了。

Yeah. We we did a a thing there. I can't remember what it was, though.

这些都是很棒的故事。

It These are terrific stories.

不。不。不。不。我 我不想让你难堪。

No. No. No. No. I I don't want to embarrass you.

不。你不可能。不是字面意思，但你能...你在哪里？好了。哦，对，对。

No. You can't be. Not literally, but can you where where are you? There we go. Oh yeah, yeah.

这是另一个中风症状。

This is another stroke symptom.

我没在那儿见过你，没有。是的，你看着面熟，因为没见过你

I didn't meet you there, no. Yeah, you look familiar from not meeting you

好了。先生们，让我们来谈一个非常沉重的话题。你们失去了无数鼓手。马蒂，有多少个了？

there. Gentlemen, let's address a very dark subject. You've lost countless drummers. How many, Marty, has it been?

嗯，据乐队说，我想是12个。

Well, according to the band, I think it's 12.

是的。12个。

Yeah. 12.

我觉得是12。

I think it's 12.

最后一打。整整一打。正好一打。而这部最新的电影，我不会剧透任何内容，但它一开始就是你在寻找一位新的鼓手。

The last dozen. Even dozen. An even dozen. And this latest film, and I'm not gonna give anything away, but it begins with you looking for a new drummer.

对。是的。

Right. Yeah.

是的。为什么为什么不在这个时候直接用鼓机呢？

Yes. Why why not just use a drum machine at this point?

死了。超爱它。那倒是真的。

Died. Loved it in. That's true.

它来了

It came

在曲子下面回了10个小节，然后它说，不。我退出。

back 10 bars under the tune, and then it went, nope. I'm out.

噗嗤一声。是啊。就是...没错。确实如此。就留下了这个烧焦的痕迹

Fizzled. Yeah. Just yeah. That's true. Just left this burn mark

在桌子上。真不可思议。好吧。那么

on the desk. Incredible. Alright. Well

我...我觉得这不算剧透电影内容，但如果你想知道，你们之前的鼓手怎么了？斯基皮·斯卡夫尔顿。

I I don't think it's giving anything away from the film, but if you want, what happened to the last drummer that you had? Skippy Scuffleton.

哦，可怜的斯基皮。是啊。

Oh, poor Skip. Yeah.

斯基皮·斯卡夫尔顿，或者斯卡菲·希普尔顿，又或者斯基皮·斯卡夫尔顿。我们从来就没搞明白过。他领工资用的完全是另一个名字。但他对某种东西严重过敏。我原以为是沙锤里面那些小颗粒，就是...那些发出种子声响的玩意儿。

Skippy Scuffleton or Scuffy Schippleton or Skippy Scuffleton. We never could get it straight. He had some entirely different name that he got paid through. But he had a terrible allergy to something. I thought it was the little berries inside them, the the maracas that make the seeds.

种子。我觉得他过敏是因为以前从没用过，他...他打了大概半天鼓，然后说：我感觉有点不对劲。他开始打喷嚏，然后就停不下来了。是啊。直到一切都停止了。所以这...这挺令人难过的。

Seeds. I think he was allergic because he'd never used them before, and he he played about half the day, and then he said, I'm feeling funny. He started sneezing, and he never stopped Yeah. Until it all stopped. So it was it was pretty sad.

他是把自己给喷嚏打没的。

He sneezed himself.

验尸报告真的写他是打喷嚏致死的吗？

Is that the actual coroner's report that he sneezed?

这个有个拉丁术语。是真实存在的。

There's a Latin term for that. It's a real thing.

是啊。有懂拉丁语的人在吗？

Yeah. Any Latins in?

没有。那个拉丁术语是什么来着？

No. What what's the Latin term for

但不知道。打喷嚏把自己

But don't know. Sneezing yourself

打死了？

to death?

不知道，但确实有这么一个术语，因为这是医学

Don't know, but there is one because it's a medical

你知道有个德国版的。

You know there's a German one.

对。对。对。

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

就是这样。我是说，有太多太多要和你们聊的了，毕竟，我知道你们有过重聚，但距离上一部电影已经四十一年了。是的。

There you go. I was I mean, so much so much to catch up on with you guys because again, it's been I know you've had your reunions, but forty one years since the last film. Yeah.

我能问问你为什么一直戴上又摘下眼镜吗？

Can I ask you why you keep putting on and taking off your glasses?

我喜欢打造不同的造型

I like to create different looks

我明白了。

I see.

在整个播客过程中。两种。是的。两种造型。我发现这样最好，尤其是在音频媒介中。

Throughout the podcast. Two. Yes. Two looks. I found it best, especially in an audio medium.

是的。在音频媒介中，有两种形象比只有一种要好。不。

Yes. In an audio medium, it's good to have two looks as opposed to one. No.

我...我相当印象深刻。

I'm I'm quite impressed.

我能

Can I

只是 你有没有想过 有

just Have you ever thought Have

你有没有想过戴顶帽子？

you ever thought of a hat?

我想过戴帽子，但那会遮住头发，而仔细想想，头发才是标志性的特征。

I have thought of a hat, but that would obscure the hair, which is the trademark as you really think about it.

嗯，隐形眼镜。想象一下摘下你的隐形眼镜来强调观点。是的。对。是的，参议员。

Well, contact lenses. Imagine taking out your contact lenses to make a point. Yeah. Yes. Yes, senator.

那会很困难。是的。非常困难。

That would be tough. Yeah. Very difficult.

你怎么敢这么说，先生？我在面试中能做到的就是迅速脱掉它们。

How dare you, sir? I am able to do this in an interview is whip them off.

太棒了。是的。确实是

Fantastic. Yeah. It was

不是难以置信。我不是在批评。我以为

not incredible. I wasn't being critical. I thought

听起来像是在批评。

it Came across as critical.

哦，看啊。你太敏感了。不过这也是为什么人们喜欢你。不。这是真的。

Oh, look. You're so sensitive. That's why people like you, though. No. It's true.

这是真的。

It's true.

我得问问你，因为我自己也算是个吉他爱好者。

You I have to ask you because I'm a bit of a guitar enthusiast myself.

现在是在和我说话吗？

Are talking to now?

我指的是你。好了，大家都指一下。我注意到奈杰尔，你完全没有周边视觉。一点都没有。

I'm pointing to you. Okay. Everyone point. I've noticed that Nigel, you have no peripheral vision. None.

你连就在那儿的摄像机都看不见，而且你完全不知道我现在在哪儿。

You couldn't see a camera that's right there, and you have no idea where I am right now.

呃，我知道。如果你给我个指南针，我就能准确定位。

Well, I do. I could pinpoint it if you gave me a compass.

没有周边视觉对你在摇滚乐界发展有影响吗？

Has it hurt you in rock and roll to have no peripheral vision?

没有。

No.

不。我 我确实有。我能看到这个。我能看到这个。所以我确实有。

No. I I do have. I can see this. I can see this. So I do.

我刚才只是在耍贫嘴。

I was just being cheeky.

好的。明白了。

Okay. Got it.

你刚才问的是什么问题？

What was your question?

我不记得了。不。你有一把我非常喜欢的吉他。那是一把很漂亮的吉他，上面有英国国旗图案，但如果你把吉他翻过来，这在电影里也有特写镜头，

I don't remember. No. You have a guitar that I absolutely adore. It's it's It's a guitar that's beautiful, it has the Union Jack on it, but if you turn the guitar over, and this is featured in the film,

哪个 而且我很惊讶，是的。

Which and I am is surprise, yeah.

我不想剧透。

I don't want to give it away.

嗯，你确实有，但请继续。

Well, you have, but go ahead.

我还没说是什么呢。里面有个秘密隔层

I haven't said what it is. There's a secret compartment

是的。

Yes.

在吉他里。是的。我超爱这把吉他，你得看电影才能看到这把吉他。它太棒了。是的。

In the guitar. Yes. I adore this guitar, and it's got a have to see the film to see this guitar. It's wonderful. Yes.

这个能买吗？我能买一把吗，还是只有一把，而且是你的？他们就做了一把。

Is that available for purchase? Could I buy one, or is there only one, and is it yours? They made one.

是的。就这一把是我的。好吧。我感觉你是想让我把它送给你。

Yeah. It's just mine. Okay. I'm getting the feeling you want me to give it to you though.

我很高兴你提到了

I'm glad you brought

干得漂亮，是的。

that Nicely done, yeah.

是的，这真是太棒了

Yes, It's I a wonderful

吉他，是的。我有很多很多吉他，那是其中一把非常好的，是的。

guitar, yeah. I have many many guitars and that's one of the really good ones, yeah.

但确实是你发明的。你确实做到了。

But you did invent that though. You you did.

是的。是的。我想出了这个主意，然后他们为我制作了它。

Yeah. Yeah. Came up with the idea for it, and they built it for me.

而且你的发明都很棒。其他的不是发明，是的，没错。

And of your inventions are are great. And others are not inventions, yes Yeah.

那些没有那么成功。

Which have not been as successful.

不。你会想到

No. Would you think of

给狗用的洗指碗吗？是的。那根本不可能实现。

finger bowls for dogs? Yeah. That was never gonna happen.

嗯，你看，我有这个折叠葡萄酒杯。

Well, I had this folding wine glass, you see.

确实如此。是的。

That's true. Yeah.

因为我想如果你要去野餐 嗯哼。而且你不想带太多东西，你知道，你希望把所有东西都扔进去。这个玻璃杯可以向四个方向折叠。

Because I thought if you if you're going on a picnic Uh-huh. And you don't wanna carry things, you know, you want to just throw everything in. The glass folded in on four sides.

是的。所以它的每一面都有铰链。它们完全防水吗？

Yeah. So it had hinges on all the sides. Were they completely waterproof?

不。怎么会

No. What would

发生 葡萄酒 证明。

happen Wine proof.

如果你在倒酒，比如说一款波尔多，随便什么，其实不重要。可能是梅多克或者别的，你知道，81年的。可能是任何酒，比如巴黎新堡。可能是任何数量的

If you're pouring, let's say a bourgeoisie, whatever, it doesn't really matter. It could be a medoc or whatever, you know, 81. It could be a whatever it is, Chateau Neuf de Paris. It could be any number of Just

再来两个。就两个，拜托。

two more. Just two more, please.

再来一点。哦，对。你倒进去，它就直接从底部漏出来了。是的。所以当你举杯到嘴边时，你的裤裆已经被酒浸透了。

Just a few more. Oh, yeah. And you pour it in, and it just would leak out the bottom. Yeah. So by the time you raise it to your lips, your your your crotch was soaked in wine.

是的。就是那个。

Yeah. That was that one.

你知道，马蒂，我想把你拉回话题，因为纪录片中有几个瞬间，我不在乎是否剧透了新内容，但我当时惊呆了。有一次，伙计们，我就叫你们伙计们吧，哪怕是最后服役的。你们都在朝鲜战争中英勇服役。我想说，安静一下，我想说，当保罗·麦卡特尼爵士走进他们的排练室并开始即兴演奏时，我惊呆了。我的意思是，即使作为观众，作为多次见过麦卡特尼的人——可能比你们见得多，还和他度过了很多优质时光，我的意思是，他就在我的快速拨号里，我们一天通三次电话。

You know, Marty, I wanna bring you back in because there were some moments in the documentary, I I don't care if I'm giving anything away in the new one, but I was stunned. At one point, the lads, I'll call you the lads, even the last served. You all served bravely in the Korean War. Wanna I wanna say, settle down, I wanna say, was stunned when Sir Paul McCartney enters their rehearsal space and starts jamming with them. It was, I mean, even as a viewer, as someone who's met McCartney and myself countless times, probably more than you guys have, and spent a lot of quality time with him, I was, I mean, he's on my speed dial, we talk three times a day.

但我的意思是，那是一个如此震撼的时刻，他是摇滚乐的皇室成员。他走进房间，我现在就要说，大卫，我觉得你们起初对他不够友好。你似乎有点

But my point is it was such a stunning moment, and he is the royalty of rock. He enters the room, and I'm gonna say this right now, David, I didn't think were kind to him initially. You seemed a little

你知道，这是双向的。我的意思是，我们都有对保罗的印象，他是可爱的甲壳虫乐队成员等等。但别太疯狂了，他也就是个普通人，对吧？

you know, that's a two way street. I mean, we all have this picture of Paul, and he's the cute beetle and all that. You know, let's not go nuts here. I mean, he's just a person. You know?

他一来就开始摆架子。具体细节我就不说了，但对我来说挺难的，因为我是个有创造力的人，他也是。但这并不意味着我们就能意见一致。

And he comes in, and he starts throwing his weight around. I'm not gonna tell you what it is. It was it was difficult for me because I'm a creative person. He's a creative person. But that doesn't mean we're going to be on the same page.

说实话，他进房间的时候我们都惊呆了。嗯。当他进行他的那套操作时，让我觉得奇怪的是他从未提起你的名字。

We were we were stunned Mhmm. To tell you the truth when he came into the room. And as he went through his whatever he was doing, it struck me odd that he never mentioned your name.

我知道，你会以为他至少会提一次柯南·奥布莱恩。但没有，一次都没有。

I know. You'd think. He never brought up Conan O'Brien one time. No. No.

没有，没有。这很奇怪，等我见到保罗时会跟他谈谈这个。

No. No. That's odd. I'll talk about that with Paul when

我给你看。

I show you.

我们通常在西好莱坞的Flann见面，大概在……

We usually meet for Flann in West Hollywood around

他没有提到任何奥布莱恩。

the He didn't mention any O'Brien.

好吧。我害怕弗兰。真的吗？

Okay. I have a fear of Flann. Really?

好的。那将被删除在

Okay. That will be expunged in

路上。别相信它。

the way. Don't trust it.

你不会

You will not

我相信它。

I trust it.

那将被编辑掉。对弗兰的恐惧。我们不会有话语

That will be edited out. The fear of Flann. We won't have words

比知道更好。

better than know it.

你知道吗？但是，马蒂，当这次摇滚之神的神奇会面发生时你就在现场，而且你知道要让摄像机一直拍摄。

You know? But, Marty, you were there when this amazing meeting of the rock gods happened, and you knew to keep the cameras rolling.

嗯，当然。

Well, of course.

那么，当大卫对保罗为这首歌的过渡段提供了一个提示，而大卫对保罗·麦卡特尼爵士却不够礼貌时，你是否感到震惊？嗯，你对那一刻有什么感受？

And then were you at all stunned that David was Paul offered one hint for a bridge on the song, and then David was less than gracious to sir Paul McCartney. Well, how did you feel about that moment?

嗯，你知道，在我看来，我把大卫和保罗·麦卡特尼放在同一水平上。

Well, you know, as as I see, I put David on the same level as Paul McCartney.

确实如此。

That's very true.

对我来说哦。他们

To me Oh. They

作为一名音乐人，我对此不站队。而且从一个音乐人到另一个音乐人，他基本上是在贬低

from one musician, I don't take sides on this. And from one musician to another, he was basically denigrating what

我什么什么

I'd what what

大卫当时在提出什么。公平地说，奈杰尔和德里克也是如此。他们俩都讨厌他正在做的事情。所以这有点像三对一，但我的意思是，

David was what David was putting forth. Now in all fairness, so was Nigel and so was Derek. They both hated what he was doing. So it was kinda three against one, but I mean,

但这就是民主的一个巨大缺陷，

I But that's the great flaw in a democracy,

不是吗？什么？

isn't What?

我想我跳得太快了。但相信我，你会跟上的。

I think I've jumped ahead. But trust me. You'll catch up.

还有我，奈杰尔先生，埃尔顿·约翰加入了你们，并透露他是粉丝并且一直是粉丝？

And I Nigel, sir Elton John joining you guys, and revealing that he's a fan and has been a fan?

是的。嗯，你知道，就像他说的，这是双向的。他是个非常敏感的家伙，明白吗？我们从小一起长大。他很敏感，所以关于支持那件事，我并不感到惊讶，因为他有时就会那样反应。

Yes. Well, you know, it works both ways as he says. He's a very sensitive chap, know? I've known him since we were kids. He's very sensitive, so the thing with support, I wasn't surprised at that because he reacts like that sometimes.

和埃尔顿爵士一起，两位爵士，太棒了，你知道。他就是，非常愿意和我们一起演奏。很棒。我觉得真的太棒了。

With sir Elton, two sirs, amazing, you know. It was just, he was so open to playing with us. Was great. It was really fantastic, I thought.

是的。杜莎夫人，不是夫人。

Yeah. Tussauds, no madam.

是的。很好。非常好。是的。再次声明，我现在要结束所有文字游戏了。

Yeah. Nice. Very nice. Yeah. Again, I'm gonna end all wordplay now.

不会再有任何文字游戏了。

There'll be no more wordplay.

哦，你结束了。

Oh, you're done.

这个，我想在我们结束前还有一个。我不会再说了。我不想剧透任何事。我希望你和埃尔顿已经和好了。还有

This, I think there's gonna be one more before we go. I won't say again. I don't wanna spoil anything. I hope you've mended fences with Elton. There's

哦，是的。哦，不。不。是的。

Oh, yeah. Oh, no. No. Yeah.

这很困难，你得自己亲眼看看。

It's difficult and you're gonna have to see this for yourself.

是的。你知道，我本来想之后问你的。他们有没有起诉过？有没有任何诉讼？

Yeah. You know, I meant to ask you that, you know, afterwards. Did did they ever sue were there there any lawsuits?

没有。我什么都不知道。

No. I didn't know anything.

没有？没有。

No? No.

他难道不会也起诉你吗？

Wouldn't he have sued you as well?

很可能。是的。

Probably. Yeah.

我有消息要告诉你。

I've got news for you.

好消息。这是一个小时前的最新情况，你们都被送达了。你们被起诉了。哦。是的。

Good news. This is a as of an hour ago, you've all been served. You are being sued. Oh. Yeah.

而且这个数字是

And it's a figure that's

嗯，这没什么大不了的，对吧？

Well, won't matter much, will it?

那是什么？

What is that?

那是什么？

What was that?

他们能拿走什么？虚无之地。

What are they gonna take? Place of No.

据我所知，艾尔顿·约翰爵士正在接管你的奶酪和吉他店。

Sir Elton John is taking possession of your cheese and guitar shop, as I've been told.

我不这么认为。

Don't think so.

我不认为是这样的。

I don't think Yes.

在我和女友居住的村子里有一些人。

There's people in the village where I live with my girlfriend.

你怎么会加上

How how come you put

“女友”加引号？给“女友”加引号？这是只有我知道的事，对吧？

quotes around girlfriend? Quotes around girlfriend? That's for me to know, isn't it?

她很棒。干得漂亮。她正是你一直以来所需要的人。

She's great. Nicely done. She's exactly what you've needed all along.

是的。

Yes.

真的。这是真的。

Really. It's true.

她是个可爱的女孩。不。但这是一家奶酪店。村里的人们很喜欢它。他们不会允许它被带走、被封锁或发生任何类似的事情。

She's a lovely girl. No. But the it's a cheese shop. The people in the village love it. They wouldn't allow that to be taken away, boarded up or anything.

嗯，对你来说确实如此。这个小镇热爱埃尔顿·约翰，他们对他被接纳感到非常兴奋。

Well, do was for you. The town loves Elton John, and they're thrilled that he's taken by.

嗯，你从没去过那个小镇，所以你不知道。你只是在阅读

Well, you've never been to the town, so you don't know that. You're just Reading

我所知道的。我读了当地的

what I know. I read the local

阅读所不知道的是

Reading what don't know is what

好吧，行，既然我们要这样，气氛变得有点紧张了，我有点不自在，感觉有点像保罗·麦卡特尼坐在spinal tap中间。不受欢迎。先生们，我还有好多问题想问你们。其中一个就是，你们俩是在斯夸特尼一起长大的吧，我相信。

you're Okay, alright, well if we're gonna, this is getting contentious and I'm uncomfortable, and I feel a little bit like Paul McCartney sitting in with spinal tap. Unwelcome. Gentlemen, there's so many more questions I have for you. One is you two fellows grew up together in Squatney, I believe.

没错。斯夸特尼。对。伦敦东区。

That's right. Squatney. Yeah. East End Of London.

东区。我从没听说过斯夸特尼。

East End. I've never heard of Squatney.

嗯，它已经没了。现在…现在它已经没了。可能消失了吗？嗯，大部分被一家乐购超市取代了。

Well, it's gone. It's it's it's gone now. Could it be gone? Well, most of replaced by a Tesco's.

哦，好吧。

Oh, okay.

那是个巨大的超市

It's a huge supermarket

城市里有些区域会改变或者被重新命名。这你是知道的。

city has areas that change or they renamed. You know this.

是的。但你说它消失了的时候，我

Yes. But when you said it was gone, I

只是那个...不是我们可以去我们以前在的那条街，但它现在不叫那个名字了。他们是啊。合并了其他东西，然后起了个新名字或者随便他们怎么想的。

just in the it's not we can go to the street where we were, but it's not called that anymore. They Yeah. Incorporate other things, and then they have a new name or whatever they think.

我们以前常去的那家酒吧，女王之唇。

The pub that we used to go to, the Queen's Lips.

是啊。嗯。不是那个。

Yeah. Mhmm. Not that.

它已经没了。现在变成苹果专卖店了。

It's gone. Now it's an Apple store.

是啊。它

Yeah. It

这不过是进步的

it's just Progress of

那家店。曾经是一个工人阶级社区。

the store. Was a working class neighborhood.

是啊。真不错。

Yeah. Lovely.

有没有这样的情况——如果你去利物浦，走到哪儿都能看到披头士的雕像。如果你去Squatney也是这样吗？我的意思是，你们在Squatney是英雄人物。有没有什么纪念物？还有，马蒂，你觉得Squatney应该设立纪念物吗？

Has there any if you go to Liverpool, you will see a literal statues of the Beatles everywhere you go. Is it like that if you go to Squatney? I mean, you are you are heroes in Squatney. Is there any memorial? And and, Marty, do you think there should be in Squatney?

嗯，当然应该有的。但是，就像人们说的，这里已经变得面目全非了。我觉得现在的年轻人可能根本不知道那些雕像代表的是谁。

Well, of course, there should be. But, as they say, they've changed this place so much. I don't know that the young people of today would even know who those what those statues represented.

是啊，是啊。我觉得我可能也认不出来。

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I would know.

如果你看到自己的雕像，可能都认不出那是你自己。

You if you saw a statue to yourself, you wouldn't recognize that statue.

你有没有

Have you

见过露西尔·鲍尔在她家乡的雕像吗？

ever seen a statue of Lucille Ball in her hometown?

是的，见过那个，对吧？

Yes. Seen that. Right?

是啊，我们可不想要那样。不，绝对不要。

Yeah. We don't want that. No. No.

嗯，他们不会在那儿放露西尔·鲍尔的雕像，他们会放你们的雕像。

Well, wouldn't put a statue of Lucille Ball there. They'd put a statue of you guys.

他们宁愿立露西尔·鲍尔的雕像，也不会立我们的。

They'd a statue of Lucille Ball before they'd put one of us.

没错，我觉得这话有道理。

Yeah. I think that's a fair point.

是啊，是啊。

Yeah. Yeah.

德里克，是的。对你来说，这是一段多么奇妙的旅程啊——从一位标志性的摇滚明星到拥有一个非营利性的Glu博物馆。嗯哼。当你接到电话得知这一切即将发生，乐队要重组时，请描述一下你情绪上的过山车般的起伏。

Derek Yes. This what a journey for you to go from being this iconic rock star to having a Glu museum, a non for profit Glu museum. Mhmm. And when you got the call that this was happening, you were getting back together with the band, explain your emotional roller coaster.

与其说是过山车，不如说更像是旋转木马。

Not not so much a roller coaster as a merry-go-round.

所以还是轮子，但是以不同的水平方向转动，而不是

So still a wheel, but turning in a different horizontal direction as

垂直方向。

opposed to a vertical direction.

好的。明白了。好吧。这是个很好的区分。

Okay. Alright. Okay. That's a good differentiation.

谢谢。要知道，我我我不仅仅是有Glu博物馆。我还在做一些远程工作、商业广告和广告之类的事情。

Thank you. Make. You know, I I I didn't just have the Glow Museum. I was doing some telework and commercials and adverts, things like that.

但你还和交响乐团一起演出过。

But you also played with the symphony orchestra.

我做过一些那样的事。是的。是的。但我当时在推广一种叫Broigle币的加密货币产品。Broigle币。

I did some of that. Yeah. Yeah. But I was promoting a a crypto product called Broigle coin. Broigle coin.

是的。是的。但我很高兴能加入这帮伙计。是的。理论上来说。

Yeah. Yeah. But I was happy to join the lads. Yeah. In theory.

理论上。是的。是的。从那以后就一直磕磕绊绊的。但是是的。

In theory. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's been bumpy since. But Yeah.

已经很久了。我们上次说话已经是十五年前了。

It's been a long time. It's fifteen years since we spoke.

是的。是的。中间这段时间。但我还挺喜欢这些起伏的。

Yeah. Yeah. In between. But I kinda like the bumps.

那是什么声音？

What was that noise?

拜托。他们正在做其他播客。我们周围都是非常受欢迎的播客。是的。好吧。

Please. They're doing other podcasts. Very popular ones all around us. Yeah. Okay.

巨大的摇滚乐队。先生们，你们在摇滚乐领域的旅程真是令人惊叹。经济方面，你们现在怎么样？

Huge huge rock bands. Gentlemen, you the mind boggles at the journeys that you have taken in rock and roll. Financially, how are you doing?

哦，我还过得去。你知道？我我我我的朋友玛丽亚，我之前提到过她，我的我的住家厨师兼重要伴侣。她在中央海岸的餐饮圈做得非常出色。

Oh, I get by. You know? I my my my friend, Maria, I mentioned her before, my my live in chef and significant other. She she does marvelously well on the catering circuit in the Central Coast.

好的。

Okay.

所以我真的什么都不用担心。我还做其他各种音乐方面的事情。它们能支付部分租金等等。就像我说的，我很享受某些

And so I don't have to worry about a thing, really. I do all these other musical things. They they pay some of the rent and all this. And like I say, I enjoy certain

音乐 玛丽亚对你来说是新人吗？因为我第一次拜访时她不在

musical Is Maria new to you? Because she wasn't there when I first visited On

断断续续的。断断续续有六七年了。是的。你知道，也许有一天你会见到她。

and off. On and off for six or seven years. Yeah. You know, you you might meet her one day.

第一次听说这件事。

First time hearing about it.

对。是的。

Right. Yeah.

不。我觉得从经济上来说，你知道，我我这家店确实能维持生计，就是那家奶酪店。我们确实赚得够用。我们在村子外面有栋小房子。而且我还能拿到一些你们这里所谓的剩余收入，就是音乐作品的版税之类的。

No. I think financially, you know, I I the the shop seriously does get by, the cheese shop. We do make enough. We have a small house just outside the village. And I'll get some residuals, as you'd call them here, royalties and things for music that we do.

我仍然会去，而且我在酒吧里演出。我和一个乐队在酒吧表演，其实那根本赚不到钱。

I still get and I play in the pub. I'm playing in a pub with a group, which is that doesn't pay at all, actually.

嗯，我想说的是，我我我不想触及敏感区域，或者以任何方式显得残忍或无礼，但我还是要说出来。你们是一个标志性的摇滚乐队。如果看看你们那个时代的其他摇滚乐队，比如滚石乐队、披头士乐队，我是说，参与那些乐队的人都超级有钱。我们说的是亿万富翁级别的。

Well, guess the point I'm making, and I I I don't wanna tread on a sensitive area or be in any way cruel or rude, but I'm just gonna go for this. You guys are in an iconic rock band. If you look at other rock bands from your era, I mean, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, I mean, anyone involved in those groups is fantastically rich. We're talking about billionaires.

有些情况下是亿万富翁。

Billionaires in some cases.

有些情况。保罗·里维尔和突袭者乐队？很火。赚得盆满钵满？是啊。

Some cases. Paul Revere and the Raiders? Huge. Rolling in it? Yeah.

不。不。不。不。抱歉，有很多人并没有赚到很多钱。

No. No. No. No. Excuse Lots of people that didn't make a lot of money.

很多人。大多数人没赚到多少钱。你提到的那些著名乐队显然赚到了。但还有许许多多的人，成百上千的乐队曾经红极一时，但只是昙花一现。什么都没有。

Lots of people. Most people didn't make a lot of money. The famous ones, as the ones you mentioned, obviously did. But there are lots and lots of people, hundreds of bands who played that were famous for a minute or two. Nothing.

他们一无所有。

They have nothing.

比如说弗雷迪和追梦人乐队。

Freddie and the Dreamers, for example.

再说一次，我对事实了如指掌。弗雷迪和

Again, I have the facts on my fingertips. Freddie and

追梦人乐队

the Dreamers

去年登上了福布斯500强。

are in Forbes 500 last year.

不，你没有。是的。

No. You you don't. Yes.

不。非常非常成功。

No. Hugely hugely successful.

别再取笑弗雷迪和梦想家了。

Make fun fun of Freddie and the Dreamers anymore.

不。

No.

是的。我知道。或者杰瑞和步调银行家。

Yeah. I know. Or Jerry and the Pace Bankers.

我我必须用加密货币。

I I have to be cryptocurrency.

是的。是的。

Yes. Yes.

他们用加密货币支付我。是的。他们倒闭时，我也跟着倒了。是的。

And they paid me in cryptocurrency. Yeah. When they went under, I went under. Yes.

是啊。所以你连一无所有都不如。你只有是啊。

Yeah. So you have less than nothing. You have Yeah.

我正在努力让自己回归到一无所有。

I'm working my way back to nothing.

你你还有德里克，你你你我记得，我们没谈过这个，但我觉得你也尝试过开一个游乐园，一个Tap乐园，就像多莉的多莉伍德那样。你不是试图让他们建一个以水龙头为主题的游乐园吗？

You you also Derek, you I I I remember, we didn't talk about it, but I think you also tried to start an amusement park, a Tapland, like Dolly Dollywood. Didn't you try to get them to make a a an amusement park themed park based on tap?

我考虑过。

I thought about it.

嗯，你确实考虑过，因为你当时还筹过钱。

Well, you did think about it because you asked for money.

向我们筹钱。

To us.

嗯，是的。我们也考虑过那个。

Well yeah. And we thought about that too.

你的钱。我们给你汇了钱。

You money. We sent you money.

你给他汇了钱 是的。为了完成最终操作。那么这笔钱去了哪里？当你从奈杰尔那里拿到钱后，你是怎么处理这笔钱的？

You sent him money Yes. To create final tap. And where where did this money go? When you got the money from Nigel, what did you do with the money?

建了胶水博物馆。它们可不是树上长出来的。你懂吗？

Built the glue museum. They don't grow on trees. You know?

是啊。嗯，橡胶树。

Yeah. Well, rubber trees.

没错。橡胶其实是从树上来的。是的。

Yeah. Rubber tree actually comes from the tree. Yeah.

确实如此。

It's true.

这个例子举得真糟糕。

It's a terrible example.

有什么区别

What's the difference between

胶水和既然我和专家坐在一起。是的。胶水和粘液之间有什么区别？粘液

glue and since I'm sitting with an expert. Yeah. Between glue and mucilage? Mucilage

是动物肠脂肪。

is gut animal fat.

啊，很好。谢谢。那环氧树脂呢？现在有些人觉得我要带大家进入一个很枯燥的

Ah, very good. Thank you. What about epoxy? Now some people think I'm taking us into a very dry

领域。我是支持它变干的。

area. I'm for it to dry.

是的。好吧。不是那个意思。就是这个。就是这个。

Yeah. Okay. That's not it means. That is it. That is it.

继续工作。不。别为此鼓掌。我们不接受这个。

Moving any more work. No. Don't applaud that. We're not having it.

你所说的有些人认为是什么意思？

What do you mean some people think?

我只是觉得观众中可能有个明眼人

I just think there's probably a discerning person in

顺便说一句，环氧树脂，我每天都在用。环氧树脂。

the audience. Epoxy, which I use on a daily basis, by the way. Epoxy.

这不是广告。

This is not an advert.

和他做的完全是两码事。完全不同的东西。这是科学的东西，是的。完全没有有机成分，我明白了。

Completely different animal than what he does. Completely different thing. It's it's a scientific thing Yeah. That has no organic I see. Elements at all.

是化学的。什么，你

It's chemical. What what do

你说你每天都用是什么意思？你每天都用它做什么？

mean you use it on a daily basis? What do you do with it on a daily basis?

哦，你是什么？铁面人还是什么？这是什么？

Oh, what are you? Iron sides or something? What is this?

铁面人。这他妈是什么鬼？

Iron sides. Nutty hell is that?

哦，我是侦探。我要查清楚他到底是怎么回事——那到底他妈的是什么？我只是

Oh, I'm a detective. I'm gonna find out what he's what what the fuck is that all about? I'm just

好奇。我没有电视。好吧，我得告诉你，已经超过四十七年没人提过《铁面人》这部雷蒙德·伯尔主演的电视剧了。这是我的错。是的。

curious. Don't have television. Well, I have to tell you, no one's referenced Ironsides, the TV show starring Raymond Burr, in over forty seven years. And that's my fault. Yeah.

好吧，行。听着。所以我在七十年代它播出的时候很喜欢，那时候你们已经火了之后我们才看到。是的。当然。

Well, okay. Look. So I liked it when it was out in the seventies where we get them after you had a hit. Yeah. Course.

那个推着他到处走的人叫什么名字？我只记得有人推着他到处走。

What was the name of the bloke that pushed him around? That's all I recall is there was someone pushing him around.

我我喜欢——我们正在进入一些我没想到会涉及的话题。是的。原版剧集里是谁推着铁面人到处走的？这是个值得探讨的问题，如果

I I love I'm getting into some areas I didn't think we'd get into. Yeah. Who pushed Ironsides around on the original series? And that's something for If

你们中有人可以回答那个问题，嗯，主要是自己心里有数就好。

one of you can answer that, Well, just keep it to yourself, mainly,

那么，你们现在已经重新聚在一起了，我知道纪录片中详细讨论和记录了一些困难。你对踢踏舞的未来感到乐观吗？

Well, did you have you've now come back together again, and I know there's some difficulties that are well discussed and well chronicled in the documentary. Do you feel enthusiastic about the future of tap?

哦，那是两码事，未来和踢踏舞。

Oh, that's two different things, the future and tap.

踢踏舞的未来是一回事。不，不。我明白了，我明白了。

The future of tap is one thing. No. No. I see. I see.

你们在

What happens to you guys in

就在那儿演奏。

play right there.

好的。听着。

Okay. Listen.

不是的

It's not

千万不要把它指向空中。

one Don't ever point it in the air.

这事就这么定了。个人对此也有不同看法。你明白吗？

It's it's settled. Individual opinions on that as well. You know?

那么，你对时间的未来充满热情吗？

Well, are you enthusiastic about the future of time?

我总体上持积极态度，认为有可能再次重组。是的，这是可能的。很好。

I'm positive generally and think it might be possible to regroup again. Yeah. It's possible. Nice.

完全开放。听着。不管什么方法有效。有可能。

Wide open. Listen. Whatever works. Possible.

是的。好的。

Yeah. Okay.

哇。这真是非常这是一个不错且

Wow. That's a very this is a nice and

如果你

If you

你你里面外面。

you you Insi outsi.

是的。取决于也许你的财务状况

Yeah. Depending on maybe your financial

嗯，取决于我们是否称他为

Well, depending on whether we call him is the

就是那个东西。

is the thing.

嘿。那就是是的。

Hey. That's yeah.

好吧，如果我们

Well, if we

叫他Insi outsi 是的。

called him Insi outsi Yeah.

没错。你做了汉莎。如果你们真的重聚了，你觉得还会有另一部电影吗？

Right. And you did Hansa. And if you did reunite, do you think there's another film there?

去死吧。

Go to hell.

这是再好不过的结束方式了。先生们，我再说一次。我在1984年看了第一部电影。它让我认识了你们和你们的作品，并在很多方面改变了我的生活。我

It's as good a place to end as any. Gentlemen, I'll say it again. I saw the first film in 1984. It introduced me to you and your work, and it changed my life in many ways. I

不

don't

不常这么说。等一下。我几乎总是这么说。每一次...能请到你们是我的荣幸。我的意思是，我对业内那些完全无足轻重的人也这么说过。

say this often. Wait a minute. I say it just about Constantly. Every It's an honor to have you here. Mean, I've said it to complete nobody's in the business.

这更多是一种形式，但却是完完全全的荣幸

It's a formality more than anything else, but a complete and utter honor

谢谢。

Thank you.

能有您在这里。这真是梦想成真。我非常感谢大家。

To have you here. This is this is a dream. And I thank you all very much.

你的意思是梦想成真了。

The dream come true is what you mean.

谢谢大家。

Thank all of you.

这真是梦想成真。

It's a dream come true.

谢谢你，伙计。

Thank you, buddy.

对不起。因为它们是噩梦。你说得对。好吧。Spinal Tap乐队，Marty DePurgy。

I'm sorry. Because they're bad dreams. You're right. Alright. Spinal Tap, Marty DePurgy.

非常感谢大家。《Spinal Tap 2：结局继续》将于9月12日上映，他们的新书《巧妙与愚蠢之间一线之隔》。不。不。不。

Thank you guys so much. And Spinal Tap two, the end continues is in theaters September 12, and their new book, A Fine Line Between Clever and Stupid. No. No. No.

不。是《愚蠢与巧妙之间一线之隔》。

No. Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever.

写这个的人真是愚蠢。是的。

Who's whoever wrote this is just stupid. Yeah.

但读起来却很巧妙。

But reading it was clever.

这本书将于9月9日上市，我全力支持Tap乐队的一切，并感谢我们的观众和众多听众。Spinal Tap乐队，女士们先生们。Marty DeVergi。谢谢。

Is that's available September 9, and I'm in for all things tap as I thank our audiences and many people listening. Spinal tap, ladies and gentlemen. Marty DeVergi. Thank you.

太棒了。非常感谢你让我们参与其中。是的。你真是太好了。那真是

That was great. Thank you so much for including us in that. Yeah. That was really sweet of you. That was a real

对我们来说是个时刻。我一直在等待对话中出现你痴迷的话题。哦。你懂的吧？是的。

moment for us. I was looking for a moment when one of your obsessions would come up in the conversation. Oh. You know? Yeah.

明白我的意思吗？但它没有出现。就是没发生。

Know what I mean? But it didn't. It didn't happen.

没关系。

That's alright.

查宁·塔图姆的话题从未出现。腹肌。我跟你们说过随时可以插话。我之前没说过吗？

Channing Tatum never came up. Abs. I told you guys jump in at any time. Did I not say that beforehand?

你说过。

You did.

好的。那就闭嘴。我甚至不是在抱怨。我知道。我只是想追着你问。

Okay. Then shut up. I'm not even complaining. I know. I just wanted to go after you.

这很有趣。

It fun.

是啊。去追他吧，兄弟。

Yeah. Go after him, bro.

那真的很有趣。很特别。和那些家伙聊天很愉快。我的意思是，多年前就认识他们，终于见面了，而且大家在一起，这真是那种让人难以置信的时刻。是的。

That was was really fun. That was special. Lovely to talk to those guys. And I mean, them years ago and to finally meet them, and altogether, it was just one of those pinch me moments. Yep.

是啊。超级棒。好吧。这沉默有点尴尬。是的。

Yeah. Big time. Okay. That's an awkward silence. Yep.

抱歉。稍微真诚一点，大家就都像在说，那特么是什么？我们不知道该怎么办。这有什么好笑的？

Sorry. A little sincerity and everyone's like, what the fuck was that? We don't know what to do. How is that funny?

因为我们就在等着另一只鞋掉下来（等着看接下来会发生什么）。

Because we're just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

你懂吧？是啊。不。什么？

You know? Yeah. No. What?

没什么。什么都没有。我只是度过了一个非常美好的时刻。你们俩现在都可以闭嘴了。

There's no. Nothing. I just had a really lovely moment. You can both shut up now.

那只是真诚吗？

That's just sincerity?

我们不知道

We don't

那是什么样子。我是说，是的。那是什么

know what that looks like. Mean, that's Yeah. What that

你看起来很有魅力。各位，我有时会戴眼镜，有时会摘下来，我觉得自己是个坐不住的人，但我喜欢这种动态感。我喜欢这种动作。

You look very attractive. Guys, I do have the glasses on sometimes and I take them off sometimes, and I think I'm a fidgety person, but I like the movement. I like the action.

让我

Let me

没人问过这个。

Nobody was asking about it.

好吧，有人问过我。

Well, asked me about it.

我知道。但你知道是你，你那样做。我会再做一次的。是的。看看那个家伙。

I know. But it's you you know, you do that. I'll do it again. Yeah. Look at that guy.

哦。

Oh.

哦，是的。

Oh, yeah.

我不能

I can't

现在看到了。

see now.

我要开始读了。

I'm gonna read.

你刚才说什么？你在做什么？

What'd you say? What are you doing?

你在做

You doing

一点点？

a little bit?

他眼镜戴着的时候我听不见你

I can't hear you when his glasses are

摘下来。是的。

off. Yeah.

把你眼镜摘下来。真是个讨厌鬼。怎么回事？嘿，大家好。这是盖伊。

Take take your glasses off. What a prick. What's going on? Well, hey, guys. This is Guy.

他知道

Does he

吗？哦，嘿。嘿。

know? Oh, hey. Hey.

我看到了。

I saw that.

很棒。你太棒了。

Great. You're great.

你喜欢那段吗？就是那个摘了眼镜就听不见的盖伊？

You like that bit? That was Guy who can't hear when his glasses are off?

是啊。还在你脑子里做特效什么的。

Yeah. Was doing the effects in your head and stuff too.

好的。我们再来一次。

Okay. Let's do it again.

好啊。行。这很有趣。哦。我想

Yeah. Okay. This is fun. Oh. I wanna

退出所以

quit so

糟糕。不错。

bad. Nice.

我想辞职。热爱一切。

I wanna quit. Love everything.

如果我现在就走出去，我

If I just walk out of here, I

热爱这份工作。酷。

love this job. Cool.

所以我说，哦，当我重新戴上眼镜时。我雇你当助理。你做音效。你配音。你玩把戏。

So I go, oh, when I put my glasses back on. I hired you as an assistant. You do sound effects. You do voices. You do tricks.

我知道。你当时完全不知道。

I know. You had no idea.

嘿。《柯南·奥布莱恩需要朋友》由爱彼迎赞助播出。嘿。是的。嘿。

Hey. Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend is brought to you by Airbnb. Hey. Yeah. Hey.

大家好，欢迎来到柯南·奥布莱恩爱彼迎原创体验的首场活动。这是我们的第一次。是的，非常令人兴奋。对于我们的音频听众，我们现在在洛杉矶的SiriusXM车库，我们玩得非常开心，而且写这段话的人在结尾加了个感叹号，让我觉得这肯定是布莱写的。

Hello, and welcome to the very first Conan O'Brien Airbnb original experience. This is our first time. Yeah. Is Very exciting. For our audio listeners, we're at the SiriusXM Garage here in Los Angeles, and we are having a blast, and whoever wrote that put an exclamation point at the end, which makes me think it was Blay.

是的。是的。我认罪。没错。没错。

Yes. Yes. Guilty. Yeah. Yeah.

你在葬礼上也会这么说话吧？这难道不棒吗？这真是没人预料到你这么年轻就去世了。这是一个非常特别的活动，真的很有趣。

You would talk that way at a funeral. Isn't this awesome? This is No one expected really you die that young. This is a very special event. This is really fun.

今天在场的每个人都会获得定制的摇滚周边。是的。而且，布莱，他们还能得到什么？

Everyone here today is getting custom rock and roll merch. Yeah. And, Blay, what else are they getting?

嗯，每个人都要说说成为柯南·奥布莱恩的朋友感觉如何，这是我们播客的第一次。另外，录制结束后请留下来，因为美国空气吉他协会也在这里。他们是空气吉他界的NFL。你们将争夺名誉与荣耀，观看空气吉他全明星的表演，并参加首届Team Coco空气吉他锦标赛，非常令人兴奋。是的。

Well, everybody got to say how they feel about being Conan O'Brien's friend, which is a first for our podcast, As well as after the recording is done, stick around because we've got the US Air Guitar Association is here. They are the NFL of Air Guitar. You're going to compete for fame and glory, see a showcase of Air Guitar All Stars in the first ever Team Coco air guitar championship, which is very exciting. Yeah.

还有一些很酷的签名物品，不过全都是布莱签的。是的。是的。是的。而且这些物品是来自退役战舰的石棉碎片。

There's some cool sign stuff you can and what It's all signed by Blay, though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the stuff is pieces of asbestos from a decommissioned battleship.

我应该好好享受那些石棉。不。我们为你们准备了一些很棒的东西，一场美国空气吉他锦标赛。我们的播客怎么了？发生什么事了？

I should enjoy that asbestos. No. We have some great stuff for you, a US Air Guitar Championship. What happened to our podcast? What happened?

我想衷心感谢所有来参加我们Team Cocoa爱彼迎体验的朋友们，同时感谢爱彼迎让这一切成为可能。他们是非常出色的合作伙伴，我自己也是一位满意的爱彼迎用户。现在应该进入节目的下一个环节了。

I wanna just big thanks to everyone who came out to our Team Cocoa Airbnb experience, and thank you to Airbnb for making this happen. They've been terrific partners, and I'm also a satisfied Airbnb customer. And I believe now is the part of the show.

我们要介绍你真正的助理了。

We're gonna introduce your real assistant.

呃，我不该这么说。我真正的助理。好吧。这样说不合适。雷神之锤就坐在我旁边呢。

Well, I shouldn't say that. My true assistant. Okay. That's not cool. The the my the hammer of Thor sits beside me.

你是在阿斯加德锻造而成的。你是最初的不朽武器，索尼姆·奥贝西安。当你说康纳的助理时，那是Sona。那是Sona的助理。康纳的助理是Sona。

This is you are forged in Asgard. You are the original immortal weapon, the Sonim Obsessian. When you say Conan's assistant, it's Sona. That is Sona's assistant. Conan's assistant is Sona.

Sona是康纳的助理。这是宇宙真理之一。但Sona当然已经走向更广阔的天地了。她现在出现在时代广场的巨型广告牌上。

Sona is the assistant to Conan. It's just one of those universal truths. But Sona, course, went on to bigger, better things. She's now on a giant billboard in Times Square.

她有了自己的

She's got her

书。她继续发展——她开着宾利到处跑。你们知道Sona有辆宾利吗？

own book. She's gone on to she drives around in a Bentley. You know that Sona has a Bentley?

不止我一个。

Not me alone.

是啊。而且她的车牌上写着‘吸’

Yeah. And her license plate says suck

它。好吧。是的。

it. Okay. Yeah.

会的。你会明白的。

It would. You would get that.

我会的。

I would.

知道。但她高高在上，我需要一个真正能教我使用应用程序的人。如今，那个人在哪里？David Hopping。你在这儿吗？

Know. But she's in the stratosphere, I need someone who actually can show me how to use my apps. And these days, that man is where is he? David Hopping. You here?

David Hopping。David，加入我们吧。

David Hopping. David, join us.

好的。就在这里。坐或站都可以。

Alright. Right here. Sit or stand.

大卫，你最近的痴迷，你为什么不

David, your current obsession why don't you

坐下？你可以坐。

have a seat? You can sit.

没关系。

It's okay.

只要别离得尽可能远就行。

Just don't get as far away as possible.

然后让

And make

你离开。是的。那很棒。看起来你像是在受罚。是的。

you leave. Yeah. That's great. It looks like you're being punished. Yeah.

就像新冠防疫流程一样。好吧。大卫。是的。你最近迷上了《那个夏天我变美了》。

Is like a COVID protocol. Okay. David. Yes. You're obsessed lately with The Summer I Turn Pretty.

哦。

Oh.

我和儿子都是。

Son and I both are.

这是怎么回事？因为每次我打电话给你说重要的事，比如我厨房有点小火情，该怎么联系消防部门？你却说，你在看《那个夏天我变美了》吗？

What's going on with that? Because every time I will call you about something important, like there's a small fire in my kitchen, How do I contact the fire department? You say, are you watching The Summer I Turn Pretty?

嗯，是的，因为它每周三更新。

Well, yeah, because it comes out every Wednesday.

你是哪一派的？布伦达队还是乔乔队？到底是什么？我不知道那些角色的名字。怎么

Are you which one are you? Team Brenda or Jojo? What what is it? I don't I don't know the names of the people. How is

我想我们都是康拉德队的。

I think we're all team Conrad.

我知道。耶。后面有我们的好兄弟。

I knew. Yay. There our homies in the back.

在后面。是的。

In the back. Yeah.

不。我和Sona会发短信聊这个节目。

No. Sona and I text about this show.

是的。这非常重要。

We do. It's very important.

任何时候只要有Netflix节目，或者像是给16岁女孩看的节目，我知道我可以指望Sona也会看。

Anytime there's like a Netflix show or like a show made for like 16 year old girls, I know I can rely on Sona to watch it as well.

任何有火辣的20岁年轻人亲热的节目，我们都会看。

Anything with like hot 20 year olds just like doing it, we'll watch it.

我想问的是，到什么程度——我也有这个问题——你们看那种东西还为此兴奋，会让人觉得 creepy（诡异/变态）？如果我要承认我喜欢看火辣的20岁年轻人亲热，我立刻就会被逮捕，而且活该。你们呢？什么时候会变得creepy？

At what point, I mean As I have this question too. What point is it creepy that you're watching that stuff and getting excited about it? If I were to admit that I love watching hot 20 year olds go at it, I'm immediately arrested and rightfully so. What about you? When has it become creepy?

我不知道。大概现在吧。这很奇怪吗？是的。我想我刚才在说这个。

I don't know. Probably now. Is that weird? Yeah. I guess I was saying it.

我当时就像，我的意思是，他们是

I was like, I mean, they're

不，这不太好。

not It's not great.

这不太好。不是一个好形象。我们是在帮助业务。

It's not It's not great. A good look. We're helping the business.

你知道我喜欢什么吗，不客气。你帮助我最大的方式就是，我把你叫来问你各种事情，然后你告诉我，大卫，青年文化里发生了什么，美国正在发生什么，因为你来自美国腹地，你仍然很天真，很单纯。

You know what I love, you're welcome. This is how you help me the most is that I bring you in to ask you about various things, and you tell me, David, what's going on in the youth culture, what's happening in America, because you're from the heartland, you're still very innocent, you're very naive.

他

He

是。谢谢他你。我

is. Thank He you. I

他不是在玉米地附近长大的，而是在玉米地里长大的，被玉米包围着。是的，玉米在他周围生长。你总是告诉我这就是人们现在在看的东西。我是康拉德队的。

grew up not near a cornfield, he grew up in and amongst Surrounded by. Yeah. Corn grew up around him. And you are always telling me this is what people are watching now. I'm team Conrad.

我不知道发生了什么。哇。所以我用你来让我了解正在发生的事情。

I don't know what's happening. Wow. And so I use you to keep me aware of what's happening.

这是工作保障。

It's job security.

是的。是的。如何使用我的应用程序。是的。好吧。

Yeah. Yeah. How to use my apps. Yeah. Alright.

我们在这里做什么，蒂姆？

What are we doing here, Tim?

你要回答一些观众的问题。当然。然后给他们答案。

You're gonna take some questions from the audience. Sure. And then give them answers.

是的。好吧，举手如果不行。我们只是提问，但不给答案。

Yeah. Well, your hand if No. We're just taking questions, but no answers.

举起你的

Raise your

手如果

hand if

你有问题。

you have a question.

大卫，我能听到你的鞋子声。这有点尴尬。抱歉。

David, I can hear your shoes. It's awkward. Sorry.

嗨。我是埃隆。我现在非常紧张。

Hi. I'm Elon. I'm very nervous right now.

别紧张。这是一个安全的空间。我们都是朋友。我随时可能会攻击你。好了。

Don't be nervous. This is a safe space. We're all friends. I might attack you at any moment. Alright.

我还雇了人从背后攻击你。别别紧张。说真的，我们只是普通人，但我特别有才华。说吧。我就是那种让人惊叹的人，我的天。

I've also hired people to attack you from behind. Don't don't be nervous. Seriously, we're just people, but I'm exceptionally talented. Go ahead. I'm one of those people that's like, my god.

你见到他了？你说了什么？还有那个很多的是什么？

You met him? What did you say? And there's a lot of what's that?

你想站起来吗？

Do you wanna stand?

这挺好的。

This was fine.

天哪。布莱，我爱你。

Goddamn. Blay, I love you.

哦，我的天，嘿。

Oh my Hey.

嘿。我们爱你。你知道吗？我们爱你。我们知道你哦，但这个不行。

Hey. We love you. You know? We love you. We know you oh, and this doesn't work.

太棒了。好的。我现在有这个麦克风，我可以站起来了。你叫什么名字来着？埃隆。

That's great. Okay. I now have this mic, and I can stand. What's your name again? Elon.

埃隆。埃隆。埃隆。埃隆。埃隆。

Elon. Elon. Elon. Elon. Elon.

埃隆。就像埃隆来了埃隆。你紧张是对的。好吧。埃隆。

Elon. Like Elon came Elon. You were right to be nervous. Alright. Elon.

我开玩笑的。完全是在开玩笑。好了。好了。乔，你好吗？

I'm kidding. I'm totally kidding. Alright. Alright. Joe, how are you?

那么，埃尔南，我

So, Hernane, I

我在想，我从12岁就开始看你的节目，所以这一直是我的梦想。

I was wondering I started watching you when I was 12, so this was always a dream of mine.

哦，那很酷。

Oh, that's cool.

是的。现在还有哪些嘉宾会让你在交谈时感到紧张吗？

Yeah. Are there guests who you still get nervous to talk to?

我不会说我感到紧张，这个词用得不准确。我会变得专注，非常专注。我想这是经过成千上万个小时的积累，我和无数人交谈过。

I wouldn't say I get nervous. That would be the wrong word. I get focused. I get very focused. I think this has been thousands and thousands of hours, and I've talked to so many people.

现在已经没有紧张了，但在我上台前会有一个时刻，我会审视、思考要讲的内容，面对某些人时，我会变得非常专注。

There's no nervous anymore, but there is a moment before I go out where I look at, I think about what I'm gonna talk about, and I get, with certain people, and I get very focused.

所以你不需要克服任何心理障碍？

So you don't have to fight through anything?

我认为现在不需要克服什么了。这话听着像玩笑，但我觉得自己经历太多，反而很难再调动那种情绪。这更多是我二十多岁和三十出头时的状态，现在我的尊严早已被撕得粉碎，怎么说呢...我是认真的。就顺其自然吧。

I don't think I have to fight through anything anymore. I, and this sounds like a joke, but I just think I've been through so much that at this point, it's hard to summon that. That was probably more in my earlier life in my twenties and early thirties, but at this point I think all of my dignity has been shredded and I'm just, I don't know, I I I there's a it is I'm being truthful I think. There's a okay. Let's see what happens.

还有什么事情会让你紧张吗？

Does anything make you nervous? Anything else?

你指什么？是问我能不能感受到情绪？像《徒手攀岩》里那样？难道我大脑缺了某个功能区？我还是人类吗？

What do you mean? Like, am I capable of feeling am I like the guy who scales you have feelings? Are you human? Like Is free solo? Do I not have the part on my brain?

当然会害怕。有很多事让我恐惧，但站在人群前讲话不在其中。糟糕的财务决策会让我害怕，因为那会招来指责和嘲笑，懂吗？

Yeah. I fear, yeah, I would fear, there are plenty of things I would fear, but not getting up in front of people. Yeah, I think making a terrible financial decision would frighten me, because I think I'd be blamed and mocked, you know?

我以为你会说一些关于你家人之类的事情

I thought you were gonna say something about your, like, fam or

不。天啊。不。好吧。你随时可以再找个家庭。

No. God. No. Okay. You can always get another family.

嘿。很高兴认识你，问题提得很好。

Hey. Nice to meet you and good question.

是的。

Yes.

艾兰。艾兰。

Eilan. Eilan.

我不是故意的。我有一个

I'm not doing this on purpose. I have a

新的最爱播客了。

new favorite podcast now.

哦，我活该。谁的闹钟在响？我觉得是某人的诚意警报。你听到哔哔声了吗？

Oh. I deserve that. Whose alarm is going off? I think it's someone's sincerity alarm. Did you hear a beeping sound?

没有。

No.

没有。有人听到了吗？有人吗？天哪，我觉得我病得很重。

Nope. Someone did you hear it? Anyone? Oh my god. I think I'm very ill.

哇，是的。先生，我能为您做些什么？

Wow. Yes. How can I help you, sir?

所以我与其说有个问题，不如说有个小小的请求。我带了拍立得相机，可以和大家合个影吗？

So I have less of a question, more of a quick request. I have my instant camera on me. Can I take a picture with the gang?

当然可以。

Yeah. Of course.

我现在可以下来吗？这样可以吗？

Can I come down now? Is that good?

是啊。我喜欢你那件“你可以和史蒂芬·科拜尔一起做节目”的T恤。T恤。给我吧。不，说真的。

Yeah. I like your You can make the show with Steven Colbert shirt. Shirt. Give it No. Seriously.

好朋友史蒂芬，我很高兴你能出来代表。好样的。那么我们就开始吧，来拍这张照片。

Good friend, Stephen, and I'm glad you're out representing. Good man. So let's get down here, and let's take this picture.

我们必须要站起来吗？

Do we have to stand up?

你为什么不

Why don't you

躺下呢？这就对了。哇。这下全都要变成请求了。没人会再问问题了。

lie down? There you go. Wow. This is all gonna be requests now. No one's gonna ask a question anymore.

柯南，我是O型阳性血。能给我一个胰腺吗？我们还是回到提问环节吧。哪位先生。请说。

Conan, I'm type o positive. Can I have a pancreas? We're gonna go back to questions. Who gentlemen. Yes.

你还自带麦克风。很好。是的。

You brought your own microphone. Very good. Yeah.

怎么可以

How can

我能帮您什么吗？如果大家自带麦克风我会很高兴的。我知道。那是我们唯一的要求。请说吧，先生。

I help you? I would love it if people brought their own microphones. I know. That was our one request. Go ahead, sir.