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Hi, guys.
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我是海莉。
I'm Hallie.
我是杰兹。
I'm Jazz.
你现在喉咙正发痒呢。
And you are having a tickle in your throat right now.
嗯哼。
Mhmm.
我感觉我要生病了，但我真的不能生病。
I feel like I'm getting sick, and I literally can't be sick.
最近有太多事情要处理，马上就有安排，所以我压力很大。
I have so much going on recent like, coming up, so I'm just, like, stressed out.
你要去哪儿？
Where are you going?
这周我们要去卡波参加麦迪的单身派对。
We're going to Cabo for Maddie's bachelorette this week.
然后我会留在卡波参加Hero Cosmetics的活动。
And then I'm staying we're staying Cabo for hero cosmetics.
接着我要去拉斯维加斯，再去洛杉矶，然后回家。
And I'm going to Vegas, then LA, and then home.
我已经很久没出现了。
So I'm gone for a very long time.
其实我也很久没生病了。
Actually, I haven't been sick in a very long time either.
所以这种事不太可能发生在我身上。
So like, it would that would, like, happen to me.
是啊。
Yeah.
我刚生过病。
I just got sick.
我得了重感冒，真的受不了。
I had a really bad cold, and I really can't.
你什么时候感冒的？
When did you have a cold?
就是我溃疡性结肠炎最严重的时候，然后又得了重感冒，持续了大概两周。
When I was, like, already down bad with my ulcerative colitis, and then I had, like, that really bad cold for, like, two weeks.
大概是在八月到九月之间。
That was like in August, September ish.
我实实在在地病了两周。
I was like sick for like literally two weeks.
我特别讨厌感冒。
And I hate having a cold so much.
所以我真心祈祷你别感冒，因为我不能再被传染了。
So I'm really manifesting that you do not have a cold because I can't get a cold.
是的。
Yes.
这是我第二次参加单身派对，要去卡波圣卢卡斯的Maddie家。
Second bachelor I've ever been on going to Maddie's in Cabo.
我曾和家人去过一次卡波，感觉那完全是另一种体验。
I've been to Cabo one time with my family, and I feel like it was, like, a different experience.
我记得当时刚满18岁，理论上可以合法饮酒了。
I was, like I think I just was barely 18 years old, I was, like, allowed to drink technically.
所以我就特别兴奋。
So I was like, woo.
在全包式度假村里喝酒，但说实话...
And, like, drinking at the all inclusive resort, but I don't know.
那里并没有那种疯狂的派对氛围。
It wasn't like a crazy party vibe.
我们一次都没离开过度假村，所以我很期待这次能出去逛逛。
I don't think we left the resort one time, so I'm interested to see I feel like we'll end up leaving to go do things.
听说有一天会乘船出游，虽然不确定HERO Cosmetics品牌旅行具体安排，但应该不局限于度假村活动。
I think we're doing a boat one day, and I honestly don't know what we're doing on the HERO Cosmetics brand trip, but I'm assuming we'll do something that's not just at the resort.
这样就能更深入了解卡波了。
So it'll be interesting to see more of Cabo.
嗯。
Yeah.
我也很期待听你分享——当然也期待马修的单身派对，不过总觉得单身派对总是充斥着狂饮作乐的氛围。
I'm looking forward to hear like, obviously, looking forward to Matthew Bachelorette too, but I am like Bachelorettes are just, like, so heavy, heavy drinking, like, vibes.
我感觉我们刚过完万圣节，就出去玩了两次。
And I feel like we just had Halloween and, like, we went out twice.
而且我觉得我们其实并没有喝那么多酒。
And that was just I feel like we haven't been drinking that much.
所以我觉得连续参加这么多以酒精为主题的活动有点过量了。
So I'm like, it's kind of a lot back to back to have, like, alcohol based activities.
是啊。
Yeah.
我个人不太会喝太多，因为我酒量实在不行。
I'm just personally not doing too much of that because, like, I can't really drink that much.
不过万圣节周末我确实选择了喝酒。
And, like, I obviously did choose to drink over Halloween weekend.
所以我打算在卡波享受一个更温馨平静的假期，而不是那种派对狂欢到断片的体验。
So I'm not I'm gonna just try to have, like, a more cute, calm Cabo experience rather than, a party blackout Cabo experience.
嗯。
Yeah.
我很期待看看这次会是什么样子。
I'm interested to see how it's going to go.
但我也为Hero感到兴奋，因为这次分支旅行的人员构成和我最近参加的大多数分支旅行都不一样。
But I'm also excited for Hero because it has like a different group of people that on this branch that I've had like on most branch trips recently.
所以我期待见到那些我们互相关注但还没线下见过面的人。
So I'm excited to see like people that I like have been mutuals with that haven't like met in person.
我甚至都不太清楚都有谁要去。
I don't even I don't even really know who's going.
我知道你给我念过名单，但我实在做不到
I know you read me the list one time, but I, like, physically can't
和你一起吗？
with you?
不是
No.
但我觉得当我走进去看到大家时，会是个有趣的惊喜
But I think it'll just be a fun surprise when I walk in and see people.
我想我也...除了麦迪在纽约的朋友外，我还没见过她的其他朋友
I think I'm also, like I haven't met any of Maddie's friends outside of, like, her friends that live in New York.
所以我很好奇会怎样，不是说会出问题，只是把不同的朋友圈混在一起感觉会不一样
So I'm curious how that will go, like not that I think it's gonna go bad, but just, like, it's different when you mix different types of friend groups.
就像我婚前派对前也很紧张，要把高中朋友和纽约朋友聚在一起，虽然最后没事，但把生活中不同圈子的人凑到一起确实挺复杂的
Like, I was also nervous before my bachelorette of, like, mixing my my high school friends with, like, my New York friends, which obviously it was fine, but it's just, different areas of your life, like, mixing in one is just, like, a lot.
是啊
Yeah.
这确实很有意思，因为这些人可能一生中唯一会碰面的场合就是你的婚礼或婚前派对了
It's definitely interesting because those are that's probably the only time those people will ever cross paths in their life is like at your wedding slash like your bachelorette.
所以看着这些交集发生还挺有趣的
So it's interesting to see all of that come together, I feel like.
不过我也不确定
But I don't know.
我对《单身女郎》这种节目完全没经验
I have no experience with The Bachelorette.
我从未真正参加过单身女郎派对，因为你的那次甚至不算，因为是联合举办的。
I've never been on an actual Bachelorette before because yours wasn't even because it was joint.
所以不全是女生。
So it wasn't just girls.
所以我很好奇这次会是什么样子。
So I'm interested to see how this will go.
我不知道。
I don't know.
我是说，我确信这会非常轻松愉快。
I mean, I'm sure it'll be like literally so chill and fine.
就像是个女生周末，但有趣的是你要和素未谋面的人一起去度假。
It's just like a girls weekend, but it's interesting when you go on, like you're going on a vacation essentially with people that you've never met.
所以就是，我也不确定。
So it's like, I don't know.
这概念挺有意思的。
Like, it's just a funny concept.
但我相信会很有趣。
But I'm sure it'll be fun.
显然，我觉得如果你和某人是朋友，他们结交的人很可能也是你会喜欢的朋友——因为你怎么会和一个会结交你根本合不来的怪人的家伙做朋友呢？除非你有个朋友就是...
Obviously, I feel like if you are friends with somebody, you obviously like, they're also gonna be friends with people that you would be friends with because why would you be friends with somebody that, like, would be friends with whack ass people that you wouldn't, like, necessarily be able to get along with unless, like, you have a friend that just
随便挑吧，我也不知道。
picks I don't know.
虽然我们卡波之行的情况并非如此，但网上看到很多案例都是被迫邀请合不来的妯娌之类的。
This is not not not that this is our situation with, like, Cabo, but I I feel like a lot of situations I see online are people who have, like, their sister-in-law that they have to invite, that they don't get along with.
就像，这才是让它成为这样的原因
Like, that's what makes it a
我只是觉得这太奇怪了。
I just think that's bizarre.
我是说，我理解人们需要和家人之类的一起做这种事。
Like, I get people have to do that with, like, families and stuff.
你知道，他们可能感到压力什么的，但这看起来太诡异了。
Like, you know, they feel pressure or whatever, but that seems like so weird.
就像，你是去度假，却不得不邀请一个你其实不想让ta在场的人。
Like, it's you're going on a vacation and then having to invite somebody that you, like, don't Don't want to be there.
不想让ta在场/而且ta也不怎么喜欢你，或者可能对你有某种奇怪的敌意。
Want to be there slash it doesn't really like you or maybe has weird, like, it out for you in some kind of way.
我觉得这种情形太离奇了。
I feel like that's such a bizarre situation.
我甚至无法想象自己会陷入那种处境，因为我肯定会直接拒绝。
I can't even, like, fathom being in that because, like, I just simply be like, no.
如果这成为分手理由，那对我来说就是分手理由。
Like and if that if that's a deal breaker, then that's a deal breaker for me.
而且，我就是
And, like, I'm simply
我完全无法理解这类经历，因为我根本不会让自己陷入那种处境。
I just can't relate to those kinds of experiences because I'm just like, I would never be in those experiences.
是啊。
Yeah.
但我能理解，如果你觉得一个男人很棒很了不起，但可能他对你的生活影响并不大。
But I I also get it if you're like, a guy is so great and awesome, and then it's like, but you that there's that that, like, maybe it doesn't affect your life that much.
但当影响发生时，天啊。
But when it does, it's like, oh my god.
我不知道。
I don't know.
那确实很艰难。
That definitely is really rough.
再次强调，我个人无法感同身受，因为我和我的家人或里德的家人没有任何家庭问题，但那一定很难熬。
I per again, personally can't relate because I have zero family issues in any level with mine or Reed's family, but that'd be really hard.
我们办了个万圣节派对。
We had a Halloween party.
我准时到了。
I was on time.
是啊。
Yeah.
你是准时了。
You were.
但其实没人是准时到的，派对从来没人会准时，因为没人想第一个到。
But also, like, no one was there on time, which no one ever really is to a party on time because, like, no one wants to be the first one there.
嗯，我对人们没抱期望。
Well, I don't expect people.
我早知道邀请函上写晚上9点，但人们不会真的那个点来。
I knew people weren't gonna come at, like, 9PM when the invite says.
我知道他们会来得更晚些。
I know they'll come later than that.
我只是希望，再说一次，那些我熟悉的人能到场。我觉得这在派对上挺正常的，就是朋友们会先到，然后其他不太熟的人才会陆续出现。
I just want, again, like, people to be there that I'm already I feel like that's, like, a pretty normal thing with a party where it's, like, your friends come a little bit earlier, and then it's like then the random people start piling in after.
倒不是说所有人都是完全陌生的。
Not that everybody was, like, really random.
可能有一两个人我不太认识。
Maybe there's, like, a couple people that I didn't really know.
但总的来说真的很有意思。
But for the most part, it was really fun.
我的公寓地板现在特别恶心，因为很明显...
My apartment is so like, the floors are so disgusting because obviously, like
你们家办派对时要求穿鞋吗？
You have a shoes on household, like, for parties?
我是说，对啊。
I mean, yeah.
我想起《欲望都市》里那集，Carrie被迫脱鞋，然后...
I think I think of that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie had to take her shoes off and
那个小孩把鞋弄丢了还是怎么的？
The kid and the kid, like, lose them or something?
他们把鞋弄丢了，然后她让他们赔。
And they, like, lost them, and then she, like, made them pay for them.
第一，我不想成为那种人。
One, I don't wanna be that.
在那个情境下她是对的，Carrie对吧？
She was right in that scenario, Carrie?
你觉得是谁的错呢？
Like, who do think was in the wrong?
我记不清了，我们看看上下文吧。
I can't remember Let's see context.
在这一集里，Carrie穿着她那双昂贵的鞋子。
So, like, in this episode, Carrie wears her shoes, like, expensive shoes.
我觉得是她的孩子们把鞋子弄坏了，或者鞋子被偷了。
And this I think her kids, like, ruined the shoes or they got stolen.
不是的。
No.
只是弄丢了而已。
They just got lost.
她光着脚回家了，我很确定。
Like, she went home barefoot, I'm pretty sure.
她回去找的时候发现鞋子不见了，然后问了问，总之出了点状况。
Like, she went to, like, go back and she just couldn't find them and then, like, asked, well, something happened.
那个女孩说，好吧，我来赔。
And the girl, asked, well, I'll pay for them.
然后她说，我才不赔呢，我有孩子要养，这太贵了。
And then she's like, well, I'm not gonna pay for them because, like, I have kids and that's too expensive.
但她其实很有钱，所以这有点说不通。
But she also had a ton of money, so it didn't really, like, add up.
但我很好奇。
But then I'm curious.
我给你买过婴儿洗礼礼物、结婚礼物等等这些东西。
I had bought you, like, a baby shower gift, a wedding gift, all these things.
比如，你可以帮我把鞋拿回来。
Like, you can get me my shoes.
是啊。
Yeah.
我觉得那种情况下很难办，因为我无法想象。
I think it's hard in that scenario because I can't imagine.
我没那个胆量直接说'你得赔这双鞋'，就像Carrie当时也不敢。
I don't have the balls to be like, you need to pay for these shoes, which, like, Carrie didn't either.
然后她就说'你必须怎样怎样'。
And then she was like, you have to whatever.
她最后算是逼着那位女士就范了。
She, like, kinda made the lady at the end.
我觉得她是因此获得了勇气才这么做的。
I think she, like, felt empowered to do so.
我真的不知道。
I really don't know.
我觉得如果有人来我家丢了鞋，即使不是我的错，我也会很过意不去。
I think, like, I would feel really bad if somebody came to my house and lost their shoes even if it wasn't my fault.
但如果我是那位女士，假设我真的没偷鞋而是派对上其他人干的，我会说'很抱歉发生这种事，但不是我偷的鞋，所以我不会赔'。
But I feel like I I feel like if I was the woman and let's say, like, I genuinely didn't steal the shoes and somebody else at my party did, I'd be like, I'm so sorry that happened to you here, but, like, I didn't steal your shoes, so I'm not paying for them.
是啊。
Yeah.
而且我觉得我不会那么做。
And I don't think that I would.
不过我也不确定。
I don't know, though.
但我觉得如果我是Carrie，我可能会超级生气，会抱怨这事甚至说点什么，但我不觉得我会直接要求你必须赔我鞋钱。
But I I think if I was Carrie, I'd be, like, super pissed, and I'd complain about it and maybe say something, but I don't think I'd necessarily say you have to pay for my shoes.
不过我也不确定。
I don't know, though.
嗯。
Yeah.
不。
No.
我同意。
I agree.
但我对那集的看法是，那女孩明明说了‘我会赔的’。
But I'm also like my only thing with that episode was, like, the girl was like, well, I'll pay for them.
结果她又说‘花那么多钱买鞋太离谱了’。
But then she was like, well, I Like, have that's a ridiculous amount of money to spend on shoes.
这种时候我就会觉得，出于原则问题，
Like, that's where I would be like, out of principle.
现在我是真的被惹毛了。
Like, now I'm actually irritated.
我知道。
I know.
重点不是我丢了鞋，而是你一边指责我花太多钱买鞋，一边自己却在干各种破事？
Like, it's not even the fact that like I lost my shoes, but it's like, telling me I shouldn't be spending this much money on shoes when like, you're also doing all these other shit?
是啊。
Yeah.
因为我
For I've
给你买了这么多礼物。
gotten you all these gifts.
我能理解她当时压力很大，那种挫败感。
Like, I get where she was, like, stressed out and, like, frustrated in that sense.
不。
No.
我同意。
I agree.
但我觉得你会想，好吧，看来我们做不成朋友了。
But I think you'd be like, well, I guess we're not gonna be friends anymore.
是啊。
Yeah.
我不知道。
I don't know.
我就是...不知道。
I just I don't know.
我觉得让人脱鞋挺奇怪的。
I think it's weird to make people take their shoes.
比如，如果是个小型派对，正规的那种，我觉得你不能要求人们...不能什么来着？
Like, if it's a small, like if you're having, like, a legit party, I think you cannot make people you can't what?
到时候会堆着40双鞋。
You're gonna have a pile of 40 shoes.
这简直太疯狂了。
Like, that's fucking crazy.
因为，难道我会希望每个人都穿着在纽约街头走过的鞋踩进我的公寓吗？
Because, like, would I like everybody to trek their New York City shoes that they've been walking in into my apartment?
当然不。
No.
但有时候，鞋子本身就是造型的一部分。
But at the same time, like, one half the time, that's part of somebody's costume.
作为女生，当你穿着戏服或礼服时，光着脚会感觉特别滑稽。
Like, I think as a girl too, when you're in a costume or, like, a dress, you feel so fucking ridiculous, like, bare flat footed.
昨天在机场摔了一跤。
Fell in the airport yesterday.
是啊。
Yeah.
就是会感觉特别可笑。
Like, it it's like you feel, like, ridiculous.
如果我说'你必须脱鞋'的话。
If I was like, oh, you actually have to take your shoes off.
就像，这算是我的装扮的一部分。
Like, you're like, this is a part of my costume.
说实话，我现在穿这件迷你裙光着脚，效果真的不行。
And, honestly, like, me in this mini dress now, barefoot is not serving.
我之前穿靴子或其他鞋子时还挺喜欢的。
I was liking it with my boots or my whatever.
所以你不能强迫别人脱鞋。
So you just you can't make people take their shoes off.
如果是那种小型亲密晚宴，比如就八个朋友来家里那种。
If it's like an intimate dinner party or something, you're like, you know, there you have, like, eight friends coming over.
我觉得可以要求客人脱鞋，但这种情况我不会这么做。
I think you can ask people to take their shoes off, but I'm not doing that for that.
但我公寓的地板看起来其实不脏。
But my my apartment floors, like, they don't really they don't look dirty.
我刚打扫过，但看到里德走路时把脚抬起来搁在沙发上的样子。
Like, I've cleaned them, but I like, Reid was walking, and I saw him, like, lift his feet up and put like like like, on the couch or whatever just like he was sitting.
我当时就想，天啊。
And I was like, oh my god.
你的脚底板。
The bottom of your feet.
对吧？
Right?
袜子简直都黑了。
Like, the sock is literally black.
我就觉得，我得让清洁阿姨们来，彻底地，把地板给我擦得干干净净。
I'm like, I need my cleaning ladies to come just absolutely, like, scrub the literal fuck out of my floor.
所以他们很快就会来做这件事。
So they will be doing that very, very soon.
老实说，我得赶紧预约她们，因为我的地板实在太脏了。
I need to schedule them honestly because my floor is just so gross.
是啊。
Yeah.
不过真的很好玩。
But it was really fun.
我们还喝了多得离谱的酒。
We also had simply way too much alcohol.
我们准备了36瓶龙舌兰，大家都惊呆了。
We had 36 bottles of tequila, which everyone was like, oh my god.
你们是以为会有200人来参加派对吗？
Did you think you were having, like, 200 people at this party?
我知道那酒量太夸张了。
I know that was a ridiculous amount of alcohol.
Cosamigo给我们送了些酒，我真不知道他们是怎么估算出需要这么多瓶的。
Cosamigo sent us some alcohol, and I just I don't know how that estimate got there with the bottles.
他们明明知道有多少人要来。
Like, they knew how many people were coming.
可能他们只是觉得
Maybe they just thought
我觉得我们确实是重度饮酒者。
think we're really heavy drinkers.
我不知道。
I don't know.
是啊。
Yeah.
我们根本就没喝完，甚至都没想过会喝完，显然。
We simply did not go through even kinda I didn't think that we would, obviously.
我觉得，比如在派对上，你可能需要类似调酒师那样的角色，如果有专人负责调酒的话，我们可能会喝掉更多瓶酒。
I think, like, one, at a party, I think maybe you kinda need, like, a bartender type of situation to really like, I think we would have gone through a lot more of the bottles if there had been somebody drinks.
对。
Yeah.
如果有人负责调酒的话。
If somebody was, like, making drinks.
因为，我个人觉得，如果有调酒师的话——虽然我不会在自家公寓雇个该死的调酒师。
Because, like, I would personally if if there was a bartender, I wasn't gonna hire a bartender at my fucking apartment.
但如果有调酒师在的话，你知道吗？
But it's like, had there been a bartender, you know what?
也许我真会那么做。
Maybe I could've.
那可以留到明年考虑。
That would have been for next year.
也许我会那么干。
Maybe I'll do that.
因为如果有调酒师的话，我肯定会去点些玛格丽塔之类的酒。
Because if there was a bartender, I would so go up and, like, order some, like, margaritas and whatever.
但显然，我就随便喝口玛格丽塔或者直接来杯龙舌兰。
But, obviously, I'm just like, I'll grab a sip margs or, like, just do a shot of tequila.
我倒不一定要给自己调鸡尾酒。
I wasn't necessarily, like, making myself cocktails.
不过我得说，因为转机回来晚了，我没做成Jell-O酒冻，但凯文做了，现在这成了凯文的新工作。
I will say, though, I did not make Jell O shots because I we got back late because of the whole diversion, but Kevin did make them, and that is now Kevin's new job.
是啊。
Yeah.
那些Jell-O酒冻真的超级超级超级好喝。
They were really, really, really good Jell O shots.
酒精含量恰到好处，能尝出来但又不至于太浓。
They're like the perfect amount where, like, you knew there was alcohol in them.
不是纯Jell-O的味道，但也不像那种...
They weren't just straight Jell O, but they didn't taste super strong where it wasn't like
而且不会满嘴都是Jell-O的齁甜味。
And it was like an overwhelming amount of Jell O in mouth.
没错。
No.
确实非常棒。
They were very good.
我觉得他们做了125个，结果全被吃光了。
I think a 125 of them, and they were they were gone.
是啊。
Yeah.
我当时发那些东西就像发糖果一样。
I was passing those out like candy.
不过说实话，当有50个人在场时，并不是每个人都拿了一个，大概每人拿了大概两三个吧。
Granted, when there's, like, 50 people, that was really only, like not everyone did one, but there were, like, maybe, like, two or three per person.
我感觉至少有八个。
I feel like at least eight.
老实说。
I'm be honest.
对。
Yeah.
我是说，我喝了
I mean, I had
每次有人说果冻酒，我就想，我可以来一个。
like Anytime someone's like, Jell O shot, I was like, I can do one.
我大概喝了四个。
I had like maybe four.
我也没拿到他的锤子去参加那些计划。
I also did not get his hammer to those planning.
是啊。
Yeah.
不过你知道，我很高兴第二天醒来时没有感觉不舒服。
But, you know, I was very happy to wake up the next day and not feel sick.
那很好。
That is good.
但那天他还是出去了，因为我没有生病。
But then he went out the that day because I wasn't sick.
第二天我也感觉有点不舒服。
And I also the next day, felt a little sick.
是啊。
Yeah.
我刚意识到，我是说，不是我不知道我不能喝酒。
I just have realized, like, I cannot I mean, not that I I knew I couldn't drink.
我觉得每个人都会这么说。
I I feel like everybody says that.
就像，闭嘴吧。
It's like, shut the fuck up.
我们懂了。
We get it.
是啊。
Yeah.
随着年龄增长，宿醉会越来越严重。
As you get older, your hangovers get worse.
但真的，我难受了两天。
But it really is like, I was feeling it for two days.
而且，再说一次，我并没有到要吐的边缘
And, again, like, I'm not at the verge of, like, puking
对我来说，最主要是那种脑雾的感觉。
It's like the brain fog more than anything for me.
我就是觉得浑身难受，然后我就想，我再也不想这样下去了。
I just felt gross, and I'm like, I don't wanna do this like like that anymore.
我觉得偶尔玩一下还是挺有意思的，我依然喜欢晚上出去。
I think it's fun every once in a while to have I still love a night out.
我玩得很开心，但接下来两三天那种恶心的感觉真的很难受，就是那种，呃。
I have so much fun, but it's like the the way I feel so gross for the next, like, two to three days and just like, ugh.
就是感觉整个人都很迟钝。
Like, I just feel, like, slow.
比如我连健身都做不好，就那种状态。
Like, I can't really do a good job in my workouts, like, of that.
对我来说真的不值得，尤其是我们以前单身时周四、周五、周六、周日都在喝酒和出去玩。
It's just simply not worth it to me, especially, like, again, we were drinking, like, a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday when we were single and, like, going out.
对我来说那是值得的。
That was worth it to me.
确实值得。
That was.
但那时候我也确实没怎么宿醉过。
But also, I really wasn't getting, like, crazy hungover at that time either.
是啊。
Yeah.
但第二天我完全能正常活动。
But, like, I literally could function completely fine the next day.
我就是做不到。
I just can't.
所以我就在想，大概，嗯，每隔几周，比如一个月一次，每个周末可以有个晚上出去玩玩。
So I'm like, maybe, like, once a month every, like, couple weeks, have a fun night out one night per weekend.
而且，这样挺好的，但真的没必要，嗯，每个周末都这样。
And, like, that is good, but it really does not have to be, like, an every weekend kind of thing.
尽管我感觉，嗯，最近也没有这样。
Even though I feel this, like hasn't been either.
确实没有，但我觉得这是我刻意为之的，嗯，在我和里德之间，就是，好吧。
It hasn't been, but I feel like that's been really intentional on my part, like, between me and Reid and stuff of like, okay.
比如，我们这周末，嗯，不打算喝酒。
Like, we're not, like, we're not drinking this weekend.
我不喝酒。
I'm not drinking.
嗯，我打算邀请大家过来。
Like, we're gonna I invite people over.
我们要办个游戏之夜。
We're gonna have a game night.
因为如果是，我也不知道。
Like because if it was like, I don't know.
里德那家伙，嗯，从威斯康星来的，能他妈天天喝酒。
Reed's just, like, fucking from Wisconsin and, like, could drink every single night.
嗯，其实他也不是。
Like, he not actually.
但你懂我意思吗？
But you know what I'm saying?
就像，他根本不会宿醉。
Like, and he just doesn't really get hungover.
感觉他就是喝啤酒，完全不在乎。
Feel like he just drinks beer and doesn't really care.
但我就是那种无所谓的态度。
But I'm very much like, whatever.
因为我觉得要是由他决定，他就会说‘哦，我们去吃晚餐吧’。
Because I feel like if it were up to him, he'd be like, oh, let's go to dinner.
‘去喝一杯’。
Let's get drinks.
‘咱们干这个’。
Let's do this.
所以我觉得我得主动提议‘咱们做些更清醒的活动’。
So I feel like I've had to be like, let's do this, like, more sober activity again.
当然，我们也可以去吃晚餐之类的。
Or like, obviously, we can still go to dinner and stuff.
我就点杯无酒精鸡尾酒或者不喝酒，完全没问题。
I just will have like a mocktail slash not drink, which is totally fine.
但无酒精鸡尾酒什么价位？
But what the prices of mocktails?
因为这真的让我很恼火。
Because that actually pisses me off.
是啊。
Yeah.
他们简直疯了。
They are crazy.
就像，我实在搞不懂为什么
Like, I don't understand why
就只是果汁加汽水而已。
Literally juice and some soda.
没道理只比鸡尾酒便宜2美元。
There's no reason for it to be only $2 cheaper than a cocktail.
确实。
It is.
对啊。
Yeah.
这有点缺德了。
That is kind of diabolical.
到那种时候我就会想，干脆喝水算了，虽然我讨厌喝水。
Like At that point, I'm like, I should just I'll drink water, which is I hate water.
这真的会让我生气，因为我有时想做个正确决定，停下来点杯无酒精饮料。
It just, like, actually angers me because I try to, like, do the right thing sometimes and, take a take a beat and, get a mock tip.
我觉得这些饮料挺有意思的。
I think they are fun.
但我就是不明白为什么要付同样的钱
But I just, like, do not understand why I'm paying the same
确实如此
That is so
没错。
true.
比如说，一杯正宗的无酒精浓缩马提尼。
For, like, an actual espresso martini.
就像，如果餐厅里一杯鸡尾酒按纽约市的价格算大约18美元，而无酒精鸡尾酒通常要14美元，这在我看来很不合理。
Like, if a if a cocktail at a restaurant and, like, we're going off New York City prices is, like, $18, a mocktail will typically be, like, 14, which doesn't make sense to me.
我觉得无酒精鸡尾酒应该定价8美元，最多10美元，如果对应的鸡尾酒卖18美元的话。
Like, I think the mocktail should be 8, maybe 10 max, 10 max if the if the cocktail you're selling at 18.
因为我认为价格的大部分成本来自酒精。
Because I think the majority of the price that goes into that is the alcohol.
当然，我明白其中的道理。
I mean, obviously, I get it.
有些无酒精饮品几乎就是完整调酒配方，只是少了那一小杯酒精。
Like, some of them are pretty much an exact cocktail recipe just without the shot of, like, you know, whatever actual alcohol.
但我也理解，调酒师还是得花时间摇匀、倒入杯中，再装饰点缀。
But it's but and I understand, like, a bartender still has to sit there and shake it and then pour it and they top it with whatever.
有些餐厅的无酒精调饮确实非常精致，我能理解这不是简单倒杯果汁就完事。
And there are very, very nice mocktails at restaurants where I'm like, I get that this is not, like, just a literal juice in a cup.
它确实不值4美元，但值14美元吗？
Like, it's not worth $4, but is it worth $14?
不值。
No.
不。
No.
但我的意思是，如果我点一杯无酒精的秀兰·邓波儿，那要花6块钱，但如果里面多放了一片叶子之类的装饰，
My thing is, though, like, if I order a Shirley Temple, like, no alcohol, and, like, that's gonna cost me 6, why if there's, like, a Shirley Temple with, like, an extra, like, leaf in it?
就要收我14块吗？
Is it costing me 14?
是啊。
Yeah.
我是说，我理解这感觉确实很荒谬。
I I mean, I get It feels ridiculous.
不过有些确实很夸张，好吧。
Some of them though are like The ones that are intense, okay.
酷。
Cool.
但还是觉得。
Still yeah.
我懂。
I get it.
太荒谬了。
Ridiculous though.
我只是觉得无酒精鸡尾酒如果...是啊。
I just think that mocktails would be like Yeah.
如果定价不那么离谱的话，应该会更受欢迎、点的人更多。
More popular and more ordered if they were not ridiculously priced.
我知道。
I know.
我也不觉得这只是我一个人的问题。
I also don't this is just me.
我其实不太理解零酒精的概念，对我来说，它尝起来还是一模一样的。我想如果你喜欢酒精的味道——确实有人真的喜欢。
I don't really understand the zero proof, like, stuff because it's just to me, it's like, it still tastes exactly I guess if you like the taste of alcohol, which some people literally do.
就像，我觉得我妈妈是真的喜欢葡萄酒和普罗塞克这类酒的味道，她
Like, I feel like my mom, like, genuinely enjoys the taste of wine and, like, Prosecco and stuff like she
喜欢葡萄酒。
like wine.
你不喜欢葡萄酒吗？
You don't like wine?
我喜欢葡萄酒是因为我想喝醉。
I like wine as in I'm trying to get drunk.
我能咽下去吗？
Can I swallow it?
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是啊。
Yeah.
但我会觉得'嗯好喝'吗？
But am I, like, yum?
我不认为...我觉得唯一真正好喝的酒，我常这么说，就是阿佩罗橙光。
I wouldn't I don't think there's any the only alcohol that I genuinely think is good, I always say this, is Aperol Spritz.
我真的觉得那个味道很棒。
Like, I actually think that tastes delicious.
就像我正吸吮着它，必须调得恰到好处。
Like, as I'm sucking it and it has to be made right.
要是普罗塞克加太多，绝对不行。
If it has too much Prosecco, fuck no.
要是阿佩罗加太多，门都没有。
If it has too much Aperol, fuck no.
必须完全按照我的口味来调制。
It has to be made perfectly to my liking.
我觉得那个味道真的很棒。
And I think that tastes really good.
如果是零酒精版本，我会喝吗？
And would I drink that if it was, like, zero proof?
会。
Yes.
除此之外，没有酒精的话，
Other than that, like, there's no alcohol.
比如零酒精的喜力啤酒，我会立刻想喝。
I'd be like, like, zero proof Heineken, like, need to drink this right now.
那绝对不可能。
Like, fuck no.
我宁愿干脆不喝。
I'd rather just not drink it.
我就想让我的无酒精鸡尾酒喝起来像果汁。
Like, I just want my mocktail to taste like juice.
比如，我最近超爱一款黄瓜无酒精鸡尾酒，就是加气泡水和一点接骨木花糖浆的那种。
Like, I've been loving like a cucumber y mocktail that's like with some sparkling water and like maybe a little elderflower syrup.
我超爱接骨木花。
I love elderflower.
真的很棒。
Really good.
菜单上任何含接骨木花的饮品我都会点。
Any drink on a menu that has elderflower, I'm ordering it.
没错。
Yeah.
话说回来，我们还剩了好多瓶。
All that being said, we have a lot of bottles left over.
如果你看过我的TikTok，里德在上面搞了个墓地造型。
And then if you saw my TikTok, Reid made, like, a graveyard on top.
其实我也不知道指望他干嘛。
I don't really know what I expected him to do.
我就跟他说，那些瓶子都堆在台球桌上了，然后我说，喂。
I, like, I told him, like, there was all the bottles just sitting on the pool table, then I was like, hey.
我们他妈的有三十多瓶。
We have, like, fucking 30 bottles.
我当时还说要展示给大家看，真的在分送这些瓶子。
And I was I'll show people I was giving them out literally.
我觉得我们的朋友罗布一个人就拿了四瓶。
I think our friend Rob took, like, four bottles.
就像那个叫什么来着？
Like a what's it called?
就像
Like a
派对小礼品。
Party favor.
对。
Yeah.
但显然，还是有很多人没拿它们/随便啦。
But, obviously, a lot of people still didn't take them slash whatever.
所以我们剩了很多，不过没关系，我会在派对上发掉用掉。
So we had a lot leftover, which granted, I'll throw them to the party and use them then.
会很棒的。
It'll be great.
没问题。
No problem.
它们肯定会被用掉的。
Like, they'll definitely go to use.
但我把它们放在台球桌上，跟里德说记得处理掉，确保我回来时都分完了。
But, yeah, I I, like, left them on the pool table and was like, Reid, like, take care of them when like, make sure they're gone when I get back.
我进门一看，太棒了。
And I walked in and I was like, amazing.
他都处理好了。
He took care of them.
但是，分发酒精饮料感觉不太合适。
But, like, that feels inappropriate to give out alcohol.
我不知道。
I don't know.
我只是觉得如果
I just feel like if
我们现场演出时真的发过紧急避孕药。
We literally gave out plan b at our live show.
但那很安全。
But that's safe.
那不一样。
Like, that's different.
就像我
Like I
我想确实不一样。
guess I guess that is different.
这完全相反。
It's the opposite.
酒精这种东西，如果有人滥用怎么办，老天保佑，万一出什么事呢？
Like, alcohol is typically what if somebody, like, misused it, god forbid, and, like, did something?
哦对了，今天我不知道为什么用了什么东西？
Oh, also today, I was I don't know why using something?
嗯，虽然话题往酒驾方向去了，但我当时完全清醒。
Well, yeah, this was going in the direction of driving, but I was completely sober.
我没有
I was not
喝酒 我要
drinking I'm gonna
开车了
drive it.
你你开车很吓人
You you're a scary driver.
我就是看不懂导航
I just can't follow directions.
我的多动症让我根本做不到
Like, my ADHD, like, literally won't let me.
我完全搞不清该往哪走，所以总是差点走错出口
I can't comprehend, like, where to go, so I'm always, like, always about to go in the wrong exit.
我就想，操
I'm like, fuck.
如果我知道路就完全没问题，但在纽约我永远找不到路
And I just, like, can't if if I know where I'm going, it's completely fine, but I never know where I'm going in New York City ever.
说真的昨天在车上我真想来片赞安诺
Like I low key wish I had a Xanax in the car yesterday.
好吧
Okay.
这也太夸张了
That is really, really dramatic.
你一直都这么乱来的好吗。
You've literally done shit like that all the time.
就是，
Like,
我我没说过我是个好司机。
I I didn't say I was a good driver.
我觉得你开车挺好的。
I think you're a fine driver.
我只是觉得自己开车还行，只不过总在最后关头喊'操'。
I just I think I'm a fine driver, except I'm constantly like, oh, fuck.
比如我总在最后一秒才意识到该走这边，真的不知道为什么。
Like, I I need to go this way on the last second because I literally can't I don't know why.
可能我对方向感有盲区，就是没法遵循导航。
Like, I don't know if there's, like, a blindness to direction, but I can't follow it.
只要一开车我就完全不行。
Like, I just can't when I'm driving at all.
必须得有人直接告诉我'该走那条路'才行。
I need somebody to literally be like, you need to take that one.
好吧。
Okay.
不过我今天安全到达理发店了。
But I made it to my hair hair salon safely today.
这不是重点。
Like, that's not the problem.
我常去的美发沙龙停车场全满了。
My hair salon parking lot was completely full.
我当时就想，我...我就像，我解释不清那种感觉。
So I was like, I I like, I can't explain it.
就像一条弯曲的直线，你被困在里面出不来，不知道你能不能理解。
It's almost like a curved straight line that you can't get out of, if that makes sense.
所以如果你开到尽头发现没车位，唯一选择就是倒车退出来。
So if you go all the way to the end and there's no parking spots, the only option is to reverse back out.
就是你必须一直开，而且距离很长。
Like, you have to go and it's long.
因为当时我连个临时停车调头的地方都没有，你能明白吗？
You're like because there was nowhere for me to even pull in to then, like, turn my car around, if that makes sense.
那里窄得连稍微转个U型弯都不可能。
Like, there is no way to do, like, even a tiny U-turn because it's very tight.
所以我只能一直开到停车场尽头。
So the only way was to literally I was all the way at the end of this parking lot.
因为空间太狭窄了，我只能倒车退出来。
I just had to reverse out because it's such a narrow, like, thin space.
正当我倒车的时候。
So I'm reversing out.
突然我听到——我的车猛地一震。
And all of a sudden I hear like, I just like my car slams.
我当时就想：操，我撞到人了，我把人撞死了。
And I'm like, I fucking hit somebody and I killed them.
天哪！
Like, oh my god.
我简直要彻底恐慌了。
I'm like having a full blown panic.
我刚刚撞上了一个停车标志，不过还好。
I just ran into a stop sign, so it was fine.
停车标志也没受损。
And there was no harm done to the stop sign.
那个标志是，呃，非常结实的。
It was, like, in a really No.
超级厚的水泥柱，幸亏我卫士车后面有个超大轮胎，所以只撞到了轮胎。
Thick, like, cement Because thank god I have a giant ass tire on the back of, like, my Defender, so it just hit the tire.
所以我的车完全没事，我差点忘了后面还有个轮胎。
So, like, my car is completely I really thought that I was like, I forgot the tire was there.
撞上了？
Hit it?
我觉得你的车应该有传感器。
I think your car has sensors.
我当时开得有点快，但其实也没那么快。
I was going kind of fast, but it's like, the thing is, it wasn't going that fast.
我也不知道。
I don't know.
我车确实有传感器，但我不太清楚具体怎么运作，可能是我开得有点太快了。
My car does have sensors, but it it like, I don't really know how it's like, I think I was just going a little too fast.
再说，我当时并不像
Again, I wasn't like
没有注意到传感器。
not listening to the sensors.
我确实没太注意停车的事。
I wasn't really focused on the parking.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
我绝对注意到传感器了。
I was definitely listening to the sensors.
这个停车区大概就在我倒车的路中间，不知道这么说你能不能明白。
This stop zone was kind of, like, in the middle of where I was backing out, if that makes sense.
所以我真的完全没想到它会出现在那里。
So I just, like, really was not expecting it to be there.
而且我觉得，当我开始移动时，已经来不及及时停下了，就那样吧。
And then also, I think I was just by the time I was, like, going, I just couldn't stop in time to, like, whatever.
我的车确实有发出哔哔声提醒我。
My car did, like, beep at me.
不过，确实，那情况不太妙。
But, yeah, that was not great.
但谢天谢地有那个轮胎，我当时真的以为完蛋了。
But thank god for that tire because I really did think I was like, fuck.
我当时就想，天啊。
Like, I'm like, oh my god.
我得去把车开走。
I'm gonna have to, like, go take my car.
车身上有个凹痕。
It's, like, so got a dent in it.
说实话，要是有凹痕我可能不会专门去修。
Actually, I really wouldn't take it in if it had a dent.
我会觉得那只是外观问题。
I'd be like, that's cosmetic.
我其实不太在意。
Like, I don't really care.
除非车子真的开不动了，我才会送去修。
And until it was, like, actually not working, that's when I would take it in.
但说实话，我觉得有凹痕也无所谓。
But I feel like I don't really care if it has a dent, to be honest.
就这样。
Period.
我可没时间折腾这些。
Like, I don't have time for that.
是啊。
Yeah.
没那么严重。
It's not that serious.
现在是下午5点，外面一片漆黑，6点会怎样？
It is currently 5PM and it is pitch black outside, which 6PM?
我是说，在人生中。
I meant, like, in life.
呃，不是指这一秒。
Well, not right this second.
我是说，下午5点时外面已经黑透了。
I'm saying, like, when it is 5PM, it is blackout outside.
好吧。
Okay.
就像我一样在
Just like me on the
刚过六点整 不。
just turned exactly at six o No.
我 我不是说现在正好是下午5点。
I I wasn't saying that it is 5PM exactly at this moment.
我是说现在下午5点就完全天黑了。
I'm saying it's pitch blackout at 5PM now.
比如，4点半的时候，我还在公寓里。
Like, it was 04:30, and I was, like, in my apartment.
我的天啊。
I'm like, oh my god.
感觉简直像晚上7点一样。
It feels like literally 7PM.
感觉太阳，那个，已经开始，那个，太阳基本上已经下山了。
Like, feels like the sun's, like, started like, sun was, like, pretty much already set.
我真的没意识到夏令时影响这么大，直到它发生。
And it's just, like, I really didn't realize how much daylight savings made that impact until it happened.
而且每年都这样，但我每年都会被它吓一跳。
And it it does it every year, but it catches me by surprise every single year.
我就是不明白为什么...我理解，比如为了孩子上学什么的，我想这就是原因。
I just can't understand why we I understand, like, for kids going to school or something, I think that's why they do it.
这样他们早上有更多阳光，但也可以，那个，让孩子们摸黑去坐校车啊。
So they have more light in the morning, but also just, like, let the kids go to the bus in the dark.
我是说，我以前就是摸黑去坐校车的。
I mean, I went to the bus in the dark.
嗯，是啊。
Well, yeah.
我不知道。
I don't know.
我只是觉得，有些州甚至都不实行夏令时。
I just think I mean, some people some states don't even do the daylight savings.
是啊。
Yeah.
亚利桑那州不这样。
Arizona doesn't.
是啊。
Yeah.
我真不知道我们为什么要这么做。
I don't really know why we do it.
就是，我不明白。
Like, I don't get it.
他们天黑放学还能得到什么额外的东西吗？
Like, what aren't they getting out of school in the dark also?
可能还有我们不知道的其他原因吧。
Like Probably another reason we don't know about.
我真的觉得就是为了那个。
I really think it's for that.
我真心认为就是这个原因。
I I genuinely think that's the reason.
不然还能有什么其他原因呢？
Like, what other reason would there be?
我相当肯定就是这个原因。
I'm I'm pretty sure that is the reason.
肯定有原因的。
There has to be a reason.
这没必要。
It's not necessary.
这就像是编造出来的东西。
Like, it's it's a made up thing.
我觉得这真的就只是这样。
Like, it's I think it's literally just so
这已经存在很久了。
It's been a thing.
我不知道。
I don't know.
夏令时是什么时候开始的？
When did daylight savings start?
我们要不要谷歌一下？
Should we Google it?
我们谷歌一下为什么要实行夏令时吧。
Let's let's Google why we do daylight savings.
我们为什么要实行夏令时？
Why do we do daylight savings?
能源节约...等等。
Energy conversation wait.
我觉得恰恰相反。
I think that's the opposite.
这说不通啊。
That's not making sense.
那是为了夏季时间。
That's for the summertime.
这叫什么？
What is it called?
是叫夏令时吗？
Is it called daylight saving?
不能叫夏令时，对吧？
It can't be called daylight saving, is it?
我觉得是的。
I think it is.
我也觉得是。
I think it is.
但我说的是通过把时钟调快，让太阳提前升起这样的做法。
But I'm saying this is like acting like by setting the clocks forward, sun Bring forward.
对。
Yeah.
所以这是不对的。
So that's not right.
比如，我就搞不清秋天那个叫什么。
Like, I'm confused what the fall one is in fall.
我觉得应该叫同一个名字。
I think it's called the same thing, though.
让早晨有更多日照时间。
Get more daylight in the morning.
这个做法最初是在一战期间为了节能而实施的，通过在人们通常最活跃的傍晚增加日照时间——但这又说不通，因为这只适用于春季。
It's not the practice was first implemented to conserve energy during World War one by adding more daylight during the evening when people were tech typically most active, which again isn't making sense because that's only I can't that's only like for the spring.
我
I
不知道。
don't know.
我不
I don't
知道。
know.
总之，是啊。
Anyway, yeah.
我现在不太喜欢这样。
I'm not loving this at the moment.
就像，这让我突然意识到，天啊。
Like, it's kinda just making me realize, holy fuck.
就像，我们还有很长的路要走。
Like, we have so long to go with this.
这才刚开始，而且我们离一年中最短的白昼还有，大概两个月吧。
It just started and it's not even we're still, like, what, two months from the shortest day of the year.
所以这真的不是什么值得期待的事，因为那将是我们的最低谷，之后只会缓慢回升。
So that's really not fun to look forward to because then it's like that's our peak low and then it's only, like, slowly goes up from there.
嗯，之后情况会好转的。
Well, it goes it gets better after that.
我明白你的意思了。
I see what I mean.
但接下来的两个月情况只会变得更糟。
But it's gonna only get worse for the next two months.
我就想，这怎么可能变得更糟呢？
I'm like, how can this only get worse?
现在才下午5点，天就已经这么黑了。
Like, it's already 5PM and so dark.
在纽约市区里，我觉得天黑得更早，因为不像在房子里，你能从各个角度看到天空，不知道这样说是否清楚。
And in New York, I just think it in the city, it it feels darker a lot earlier because, like, typically, you're not getting like, I feel like at a house, you can see, like, the air from all angles, if that makes sense.
但在我公寓里，我只能看到北面或我正对的方向。
But in, like, my apartment, I only have a view of, like, north or wherever I'm facing.
所以一旦太阳被建筑物挡住，从我窗户看出去基本就是一片漆黑，尽管实际上并非如此。
And so, like, once it starts to the sun goes behind the buildings, like, it looks pitch black to me basically out my window even though it's like not.
你懂我意思吗？
You know what I'm saying?
嗯。
Yeah.
冬天确实很难熬。
Winter is like it's rough.
但我觉得这让我更珍惜夏天和春天，还有
But I feel it makes me appreciate like summer and spring and
夏天。
summer.
不。
No.
我只喜欢圣诞节期间，也喜欢雪，虽然我们这里几乎从不下雪。
I only like Christmas time and I like the snow, which it never even really snows here.
但是，那个，就是那种可爱的冬天感觉。
But, like, that that is, like, cute winter.
是的。
Yes.
爱了。
Love.
除此之外，我讨厌冬天。
Other than that, I hate the winter.
比如我觉得冬天的穿搭都很丑。
Like, I I think outfits are uglier.
我在户外简直生不如死。
I'm miserable outside.
我就是不喜欢。
I just I don't like it.
说实话，我其实不喜欢四季分明。
And I honestly I don't like having all four seasons, to be honest.
天啊。
Oh my gosh.
我需要完整的四季。
I need all four seasons.
我觉得还因为，在阿拉斯加的时候，冬天基本上就是全年的主旋律。
I I feel like also because, like, being in Alaska, like, winter was, like, your entire year.
对我来说，待在这里感觉没那么漫长。
Like, it doesn't feel like as long to me being here.
好吧。
Okay.
是啊。
Yeah.
感觉真的很久。
It feels really long.
我是说，我也不确定。
I mean, I I don't know.
弗吉尼亚的气候基本上和这里一样。
Virginia has the same climate as here, basically.
但我真的...天啊。
But I just oh my god.
我在想去年冬天有多糟糕。
I think how I'm thinking of how bad last winter was.
真的，我会随便订个旅行。
Like, I literally would book, like, a random trip.
我有次就这么做了，因为一月份实在太难熬，我就随便订了个行程。
I did this one time, but I booked a random trip because I was, like, so miserable in the January.
当时就觉得，这个周末我实在没法待在这儿了。
Was like, I physically can't be here at, like, this weekend.
最近的加勒比海岛是哪里？我只想晒晒太阳暖和暖和。
What is the closest Caribbean island where I can just be warm and in the sun?
你知道吗？
And you know what?
我完全没做任何研究，全凭感觉。
I just found no research, just vibes.
说实话，感觉棒极了。
And honestly, it was great.
你玩得很开心啊。
You had a great time.
是啊。
Yeah.
我完全站在TikTok这边。
I am so on the side of TikTok.
其实我不太清楚莉莉·艾伦和大卫·哈伯之间发生了什么，就是演《怪奇物语》那个。
I don't really fully understand what's happening with Lily Allen and David Harbour or whatever who's from Stranger Things.
哪个？
Which one?
我记得他们大概2020年左右在Raya上认识的。
I guess, like, they met on Raya at some point in, like, 2020, I think.
然后他们好像是开放式关系，至少他是这么说的。
And then they had, like, a open relationship that he I believe.
重申一下，我对这事了解不多。
Again, not super on this.
具体细节我不清楚，但我觉得他们应该是开放式关系。
Like, I don't know the full details, but I think they had an open relationship.
然后因为她不得不搬到伦敦。
And then because she had to move to London.
然后他其实是在欺骗她，因为他基本上在开放关系状态上撒了谎。
And then he was, like, cheating on her because he was, like, essentially lying about the the status of the open relationship.
我想她以为只是和其他人发生关系而已，仅此而已。
I think she thought it was simply just, having sex with other people and that was it.
但我认为他和另一个女人有情感关系，并且对此向她撒谎之类的。
But I think he had, like, an emotional relationship with another woman that and, like, was lying to her about it and stuff.
后来她抓到他出轨之类的。
Then she caught him, like, cheating on her and everything.
所以，再次声明，我对所有细节并不完全了解，但这确实让我对《怪奇物语》有点幻灭，因为我想，天啊。
So, again, not fully up to date on everything, but definitely ruined stranger things for me a little bit because I'm like, oh my god.
比如，最后一季即将播出，我显然已经看完了之前所有季。
Like, the last season's about to come out, and I've obviously watched the past all the other seasons.
而他就像是剧中的英雄人物。
And he's, like, kind of the hero of the show.
所以想到剧中的英雄在现实中并不是个坏人...这实在不是我喜欢的设定。
So to think that the hero of the show is not actually, like, a bad guy in person Just isn't my favorite thing.
所以这并不太有趣。
So that's not super fun.
但她专辑里的歌真的很棒，我一直在听。
But her songs are really good on the album, and I've been listening.
而且，就像是一个完整的故事。
And, like, it's it's like a full story.
她正在讲述所有细节，老实说，我为此而活。
She's giving all the details, and I'm honestly living for it.
她真的堪称传奇。
She's really iconic.
在那之前我从未听说过她。
I've never heard of her before that.
但我知道她还有其他一些歌曲，我想我应该听过。
But which I know is like she has some other songs that I guess I have heard.
我只是对她个人不太了解。
I just like didn't know of her personally.
但现在
But now
有点像从地球上消失了，至少对我来说是这样。
Kinda like fell off the face of the earth, at least like to me.
比如，我觉得在两千年代初，我还挺迷她的作品。
Like, I feel like early two thousands, I was like into her shit.
然后我就完全不知道她后来怎样了。
And then I was like, don't even know what happened to her.
是啊。
Yeah.
老实说，我以前对她一无所知，但现在我迷上她了。
I I didn't ever know honestly anything about her, but now I'm I'm into it.
而且她真的很漂亮，很酷，所以我完全支持她。
And she's really pretty and she's cool, so I'm rocking with it.
我特别讨厌现实生活中的演员出事。
I hate when something happens to like a real actor or actress in real life.
他们一搞事情，就会毁掉整部剧给我的观感。
They do something, then like, I ruins the show for me.
真的很难受。
Like, that is very tough.
是啊。
Yeah.
我现在正在看《梅特克》这部剧，结果主演之一因为性侵同剧演员被踢出剧组了。
I'm watching a show called Matlock right now, and like the main one of the main guys, like, in the show, he got kicked off the show because he, like, sexually assaulted costar.
现在他们得重写剧本了。
And, like, they have to, like, rewrite the show now.
我就觉得
And I'm like
这也太糟心了。
That's so worse.
但剧里他和被他侵犯的女演员演的是最好的朋友。
I'm, watching, but he's, like, best friends with the girl he assaulted in the show.
现在我看得特别膈应。
So now I'm like, this is now a tough watch for me.
确实。
Yeah.
对啊。
Yeah.
比如《欢乐合唱团》，
And, like, Glee,
有个演员因为儿童色情指控自杀了。
like, one guy was like, child pornography, meaning killed himself.
这种内容对我来说也很难看下去。
Like, that's also a tough watch for me.
但很多剧集都会出现这种情况。
But like, a lot of shows that happens.
我就觉得，没法像以前那样看这些剧了，
And I'm like, I can't watch this the same way I used to and
是啊。
Yeah.
挺难受的。
Difficult.
对。
Yeah.
米莉·博比·布朗好像也提起了骚扰诉讼，对方在剧里演她父亲。
Millie Bobby Brown also, I guess, like filed a harassment, which he's like her father in the show.
她起诉霸凌和骚扰什么的，真的很糟心。
So that's like really upsetting that she filed, like, bullying and harassment or something.
我就想，天啊，他们合作时关系得多差。
So I'm like, oh, they, like, hated working together.
这也太糟心了。
Like, this sucks.
随便吧。
Like, whatever.
那时候我完全不知道这些，因为我从头到尾追完了《欲望都市》，然后大家都说，金·凯特罗和莎拉·杰西卡·帕克其实互相讨厌之类的。
And when when I I didn't know anything because I was I watched Sex and the City all the way through, then everyone's like, oh, like, Kim Petrall and Sarah Jessica Parker, like, actually hate each other and all this.
她们之间有过节。
They had all this beef.
做。
Do.
我就觉得我
I'm like I
我就想，啥？
was like, what?
她们不是最好的朋友。
They're not best friends.
就像我现在回看这部剧。
Like I'm watching it back.
我在想，能看出来她们不喜欢对方吗？
I'm like, can I like, you tell if they don't like each other?
不。
No.
说实话她们演得很棒。
They did a great job, honestly.
我觉得她们她们
I'm like, they they
这就像演员的处境，因为我无法想象明明讨厌某人却还得假装爱他们，就像那些前任情侣，比如麦德琳·克莱恩和蔡斯·斯托克斯之类的。
That shows like how actors because I can't imagine fucking hating somebody and having to, like, be in love with them, like, or like, like, exes who then are, like, like, Madeline Klein and Chase Stokes or whatever.
我是说，也许他们只是和平分手了，但他们依然...
Like, I mean, maybe they just ended really cordially, but, like, they still
那确实会很困难。
That would just be difficult.
是啊。
Yeah.
我永远当不了演员，原因太多了。
I could never be an actor or actress for so many reasons.
首先我没天赋，其次...
I mean, I'm not talented one, but two.
嗯。
Yeah.
我曾经以为自己能当演员。
I used to think I could be an actor.
就像，曾经幻想过，但说实话我真的不行。
Like, was like, oh, but no, I couldn't honestly.
我就是觉得...我觉得我做不到。
I just I don't think I could I don't think I could do it.
但我曾经真的很想当演员。
But I really wanted to.
可我唯一擅长的就只有说话。
But all I could all I could do is really talk.
那根本不算是在演戏。
That's not being an actor.
就这样。
Period.
我们的朋友里没人跑马拉松。
None of our friends run marathons.
是啊。
Yeah.
我甚至从没看过马拉松比赛，但我觉得是因为我不想看，毕竟我认识的人里没人参加过。
I've never even watched the marathon, but I think because I don't want to because I've never had anybody I know run it.
所以
So
但我总觉得我总会认识某个要去看比赛的人，但从没有人能让我愿意去看，因为我们朋友里没人跑马拉松。
But I feel like I always, like, know someone who's going to watch someone, but I never have anyone who's like who would, like, get me to go watch because none of our friends run.
是啊。
Yeah.
我个人就是没兴趣看，因为觉得不过就是一群人跑过去而已。
I just don't think I care to watch it personally just because I'm like, okay, just people running by.
不过我倒是喜欢看视频里人们和认识的人拥抱之类的场景。
Like, I like watching the videos of people, like, hugging people they know and stuff.
那真的很可爱。
That's really cute.
但如果我们有朋友参赛，我本来以为我们会去的，但是，呃，并没有
But If we had a friend who ran, I thought we would go, but, like, no
一、是的。
one Yeah.
不。
No.
当然。
For sure.
我没有。
I don't.
我是说，对啊，我感觉我所有的朋友都在外面喝酒狂欢。
I mean, yeah, I feel like all of my friends are, like, fucking going out drinking.
他们又不是在跑马拉松。
They're not running a marathon.
这太疯狂了。
It seems crazy.
你还得考虑，这个时间安排真的很不公平。
You have to also, that's, like, really unfair timing.
我的意思是，我猜那些跑马拉松的人可能本来就不喝酒。
I mean, I guess, like, those people probably the marathon runners probably aren't drinking anyway.
每年都是同一时间吗？
Is it the same time every year?
我觉得大概是在那个时间段。
I think it's, like, around that time.
可能不是完全同一天——我是说，肯定是在周六或周日，所以可能会相差一周左右，但我觉得时间应该差不多。
Maybe it's not on that exact I mean, it's on a it's definitely on a Saturday or a Sunday, so it might just fall, like, a week after or whatever, but I believe it's, like, similar timing.
但我得承认，我知道他们可能不喝酒也不出去玩，因为他们正在为马拉松训练。
But I'm like, granted, like, I know they're not, like, drinking and going out probably because they're training for a marathon.
但同时我又觉得，天啊，你都不能好好庆祝万圣节了。
But at the same time, I'm like, damn, you, like, can't celebrate Halloween really.
我是说，你或许可以提前庆祝，但你不能真的出去疯玩，因为你得早起跑马拉松，这太疯狂了。
I mean, you, like, could maybe, like, early, but it's like you can't really go out and, like, go crazy because you gotta wake up and run a marathon, which is just crazy.
我简直无法想象这种事。
Like, I cannot imagine doing that.
我理财能力很强，但说实话。
I am very good with my money, but I'll be honest.
有时候我有点乱，会忘记付款导致错过还款。
Sometimes I'm a little unorganized and I've missed payments because I kind of forgot to pay them.
但Chime明白每一分钱都很重要。
But Chime understands that every dollar counts.
这就是为什么当你通过Chime设置直接存款时，你可以享受免手续费服务，比如隔夜透支保障、直接存款最快提前两天到账等等。
That's why when you set up direct deposit through Chime, you get access to fee free features like overnight draft coverage, getting paid up to two days early with direct deposit, and more.
Chime让银行业务变得简单可靠。
Chime is banking done right.
开通一个没有月费和维护费的支票账户。
Open a checking account with no monthly fees and no maintenance fees.
我觉得年轻时的我真的很需要这个，因为那时候我也很混乱，就像你现在这样，但Chime确实是最好的。
I feel like my younger self really would have benefited from this because I was really unorganized back then as well and kind of how you are now, but Chime really is the best.
截至目前，Chime已为会员节省了超过300亿美元。
To date, Chime has spotted members over 30,000,000,000.
开设一个免月费、免管理费的支票账户。
Open a checking account with no monthly fees and no maintenance fees.
更不用说，这才是最棒的部分。
Not to mention, this is the best part.
他们可以使用超过47,000台免手续费的ATM机。
They have access to over 47,000 fee free ATMs.
我讨厌在ATM机上支付手续费。
I hate paying a fee on an ATM.
这真是太棒了。
This is so nice.
我觉得年轻时我为此挣扎了很久，因为那时我根本没有足够的资金
I feel like I struggled with that so much when I was younger because I simply did not have the funds to be able
来支付ATM手续费。
to pay for an ATM fee.
是啊。
Yeah.
这特别烦人，尤其是当你需要在不同ATM机上多次取款时。
It's super annoying, especially when you're taking out multiple different amounts through different ATMs.
手续费真的会累积不少。
It can really add up.
这就是为什么我们推荐Chime。
And that's why we recommend Chime.
今天就通过Chime来实现你的财务目标吧。
Work on your financial goals through Chime today.
两分钟内在chime.com/diaries开通账户。
Open an account in two minutes at chime.com/diaries.
网址是chime.com/diaries。
That's chime.com/diaries.
Chime。
Chime.
感觉像在进步。
Feels like progress.
Chime是一家金融科技公司，并非银行。
Chime is a financial technology company, not a bank.
银行服务和借记卡由Bank或Bank NA或Stripe Bank NA提供，成员FDIC，需满足资格要求及透支限额规定。
Banking services and debit card provided by the Bank or Bank NA or Stripe Bank NA, members FDIC, spotting eligibility requirements, and overdraft limits apply.
到账时间取决于支付文件提交时间。
Timing depends on submission of payment file.
非合作网络ATM将收取手续费，银行排名及ATM数量依据《美国新闻与世界报道》2023年数据。
Fees apply at out of network ATMs, bank ranking, and number of ATMs according to US News and World Report 2023.
需开通Chime支票账户。
Chime checking account required.
伙计们，秋天是我最爱的季节。
Guys, fall is my favorite season.
我超爱套上件舒适毛衣的感觉，尤其喜欢Quince家的款式。
I love being able to throw on a cozy sweater, and I love the ones from Quince.
是啊。
Yeah.
我觉得拥有几件自己喜欢的基础款毛衣非常重要，这样你可以搭配任何服装。
I feel like it's super important to have a couple good basic sweaters that you love so you can pair it with really any outfit.
而Quince应有尽有。
And Quince has it all.
50美元的木兰牌羊绒毛衣适合日常穿着，永不过时的牛仔单品，为造型增添精致感的丝绸上衣和裙子，以及专为应对季节打造的羽绒外套。
$50 magnolian cashmere sweaters made for everyday wear, denim that never goes out of style, silk tops and skirts that add polish, and down outerwear built to take on the season.
无论是送礼还是升级自己的衣橱都完美。
Perfect for gifting or upgrading your own wardrobe.
去年去蒙特利尔前我在Quince大采购了一番，因为要去很冷的地方，他们有很多优质选择。
I did a big Quince haul last year before I went to Montreal because I was going to a very cold place, and they had so many good options.
是啊。
Yeah.
他们确实什么都有。
They really have everything.
非常棒。
It's very nice.
整个节日季期间，这里成了我购买叠穿服装的首选地。
They become my go to place for layers the whole during the holiday season.
没错。
Yeah.
说实话，Quince的意大利羊毛大衣是我这个季节的首选。
Honestly, Quince Italian wool coats are at the top of my list this season.
它们有着设计师品牌的感觉，品质不输高端品牌，却没有高端品牌的溢价。
They feel like designer, and the quality rivals high end brands, but without the high end markups.
那就走进
So step into
这个节日季，穿上Quince精心打造的层次感服饰，舒适、精致又耐穿。
the holiday season with layers made to feel good, look polished, and last from Quince.
无论是送礼还是自留都完美。
Perfect for gifting or keeping yourself.
访问quince.com/delusional，享订单免运费及365天无忧退货。
Go to quince.com/delusional for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty five day returns.
现已登陆加拿大市场。
Now available in Canada too.
登录quince.com/delusional即可享受免运费和全年无休退货服务。
That's quince.com/delusional to get free shipping and three hundred and sixty five day returns.
网址：quince.com/delusional。
Quince.com/delusional.
昨天我们飞往亚特兰大，当天往返只待了一天。
Yesterday, we flew to Atlanta for one singular day and flew back within the same day.
说实话，这让我意识到，有时候我觉得，好吧——
And, honestly, kinda makes me realize, like, sometimes I'm like, okay.
其实坐飞机和开车差不多，如果你真的这么想的话。
A flight is, like, kind of the same as just, like, a drive depending like, if you, like, really think about it that way.
因为到亚特兰大只要一个半小时航程，可能一小时四十五分钟。
Like because it was, like, only an hour and a half flight to Atlanta, maybe an hour forty five.
真的可以当天往返。
And, like, you really can do that in a day.
但对我来说，在真正实践之前，那感觉就像，天哪。
But to me, that see, until I actually did it, that seemed like, oh my god.
就像是，那简直太疯狂了。
Like, that's just, like, so crazy.
你要一路南下然后再折返回来。
You're, like, going down all the way to the South and like coming back up.
但我们显然没带任何托运行李或任何东西。
But because we obviously didn't bring like any checked bags or any anything.
我们真的就是直接上下飞机，这让机场体验好多了。
We literally just like walked on and off the plane, which was like made the airport experience a lot better.
我当时就想，该死，也许我该停止过度打包和托运行李了，因为这感觉太棒了。
I'm like, damn, I maybe should stop over packing and stop checking bags because this was so great.
但如果你遇到任何延误或机场状况，那就不好玩了，肯定会毁了整个行程，不过我们确实没遇到。
But if you had any delays or any airport situation, that would not have been fun and would have obviously really ruined it, but we actually did not.
整个过程非常快捷顺利。
And it was very quick, easy.
我们去了SCAD，就是萨凡纳艺术设计学院，我记得。
And we went to SCAD, which is Savannah College of Art and Design, I believe.
其实我之前考察过SCAD。
It was I actually looked at SCAD.
那里就像是集设计、时尚、艺术、电影于一体的地方。
It's like a it's like a design, fashion, art, film.
他们应有尽有。
They have all of it.
大学。
College.
我确实考虑过去那里上学，虽然很勉强，但后来我想，呃，我还是想去纽约，随便吧。
And I considered going there, like, barely, but I was like, ugh, I wanna move to New York, whatever.
但在参观之后，
But after, like, touring it,
我离开时感到深受启发。
I'm like walked away so inspired.
是啊。
Yeah.
说真的，那太棒了。
It was honestly sick.
那所学校拥有最不可思议的技术资源，还有为学生提供的各种设施。
Like, the school, they had the most insane, like, technology and, like, just resources for the students.
这真的不是广告。
Like, this is literally not an ad.
但如果你
But if you are
这让我都想报名了。
It made me want to, like, enroll.
没错。
Yeah.
如果你考虑重返校园学习那些领域的知识，真心建议你考虑这所学校。
If you were considering going back to school in any of those fields, like, genuinely consider it.
而且我甚至不觉得亚特兰大校区是他们最大的，我觉得萨凡纳校区才是他们最大的完整校区。
And I don't even think the Atlanta campus is, like, their biggest I think the Savannah one is their biggest, like, whole campus.
亚特兰大校区当然很棒，设施一流，但我简直无法想象萨凡纳校区是什么样子。
The Atlanta one is great, obviously, and they had amazing things, but I can't even imagine, like, what the Savannah one is.
他们在法国拉科斯特还有个校区，听起来也非常非常酷。
They also have a location in Lacoste, France, which also sounds very, very cool.
不过真的很有意思。
But it was really fun.
同时也让我意识到，和这些学生比起来，我他妈就是个又蠢又没天赋的废物。
Also, just made me realize how, like, I'm like, I'm so fucking stupid and not talented compared to these students.
还有。
Also.
他们离开时都充满灵感，我就只能感叹哇塞。
They were walked away inspired, I was just like, wow.
这个真的要恭喜你。
Like, congrats on that.
我知道。
I know.
我们当时参加了一个设计草图课之类的。
It was really like, we went into a designing, like, sketch class or whatever.
我看着所有学生的草图，你知道的，就是服装投入生产前要画的那些设计图。
And, like, the we I was looking at all the students, like, sketches that, you know, before the garments would go into production, it's like sketching it.
他们当时都在做这个。
That's what they were all doing.
我简直永远都做不到。
And I could literally never.
他们都觉得每样东西都画得特别好。
They all just like everything was drawn so well.
他们在解释为什么选择那些东西时都充满了热情。
They all had so much like passion around their explanations of like why they chose what they chose.
是啊。
Yeah.
他们用了某种特定的方式。
They did something a certain way.
我就想，我到底对什么有热情呢？
I'm just like I'm like, what am I passionate about?
我懂。
I know.
除了那个
Like Besides the
酸酱。
sour sauce.
我知道。
I know.
没多少。
Not a lot.
我当时就觉得，哇。
And I was like, wow.
就是，我需要，那个，找个新爱好。
Like, I need to, like, find a new interest.
不。
No.
我知道。
I know.
我知道这很疯狂，那里人才济济，而且幕后投入也特别大。
I know that it's crazy how much talent there is and, like, how much goes into behind the scenes stuff.
而且，我相当确定SCAD的毕业生就业率高达99%，这很惊人，但细想也合理，因为那里的资源简直太丰富了。
And, like, also, I'm pretty sure the SCAD employment rate after college graduating is ninety nine percent, which is crazy, but honestly makes sense because it is so, like, insane, like, what they have there.
说实话，如果你去了那里毕业还找不到工作，我觉得那是个大问题，因为你已经拥有了全世界所有的资源。
I'm like, honestly, if you go there and you graduate and you can't get a job after, I think that's a huge problem because you get were given, like, every resource in the world.
太疯狂了。
It was crazy.
是啊。
Yeah.
所以如果你想上大学，强烈推荐SCAD。
So if you're looking to go to college, highly recommend SCAD.
非常酷。
Very cool.
真的很酷。
It was really cool.
他们这个参观项目里有几个小博物馆是对公众开放的。
This tour they're like they have this one little they have a couple of museums that are like open to the public.
比如说，如果你在亚特兰大，那里的东西真的很有意思。
And like, if you're in Atlanta, like, were they were very interesting.
是啊。
Yeah.
不，他们确实做了。
No, they did.
那个时尚博物馆真的超级酷。
The the fashion museum was like really, really cool.
没错。
Yeah.
老实说，满分10分我打10分推荐。
Like, 10 out of 10 recommend honestly.
没什么可抱怨的。
No complaints.
然后我们就直接上了飞机，回来后就睡觉了。
And then we just got on a plane, came back, and went to bed.
我们航班上所有人都在狂喝酒。
And everyone on our flight was, like, getting hammered.
确实。
They were.
我也不知道为什么。
I don't really know why.
我是说，
I mean, like
我当时就想，这是...这是...
I was like, it's it's
像是周一晚上。
like Monday night.
傍晚。
Evening.
是啊。
Yeah.
但你知道吗？
But you know what?
我没有在评判。
I'm not judging.
我理解的。
Like, I get it.
但我们前面的每个人，我听到他们点单时都在要金酒之类的各种东西。
But every single person in front of us, I heard them ordering, like, Jin, all of this stuff.
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