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性爱很美妙，但想象现在是凌晨3:45，天气微凉。

Sex is cool but imagine it's 03:45 in the morning It's slightly cold.

你正裹着被子在床上翻身，突然感觉有人环抱住你的腰际，将你拉近。你调整了姿势，对方的额头轻轻抵住你的前额。

You know, you're under the blanket and you're currently shifting in the bed only to feel someone grab your family close-up either waist because you felt you switch your positions, then continue the, you know, by casing your forehead.

此刻你假装仍在熟睡，实则正试图重新进入梦乡。

And at this point, you're pretending to be resting whilst you find a way to drift off back to sleep.

终于，你听见颈后传来轻柔的低语。

Finally, you hear the soft whisper against your neck.

‘你睡着的样子真他妈迷人’。

Look how fucking beautiful you are just sleeping.

一句赞美让你的身体不由自主地发烫。

Your body naturally becomes hotter from a compliment.

你只是蜷缩起身体，双腿与他交缠，再度沉入睡眠。

But you just curl the taper, wraps your legs around yours and drift back off to sleep.

但真相是——男人说这种甜言蜜语时，往往只是想来个温馨的贴背后入罢了。

But this actually happens is men men actually give this compliment when they just want a nice spoonie and get a dick inside of you.

嗯。

Yeah.

不过这不是我今天来的目的。

So But that is not why I'm here today.

我今天之所以在这里，是因为很多人都在问如何告诉对方——我会按顺序回答所有问题。有人问如果对方不懂正确的抚摸方式该怎么办。首先我想告诉所有女性，你们必须对自己的身体充满自信。

The reason why I'm here today because a lot of people are asking that how do you tell someone I'm gonna ask I'm gonna answer all the questions accordingly Someone is saying that how do you ask someone like if they don't know how to stroke right First thing I want to tell women out there is that you ought to be very confident in your body.

如果你对自己的身体不自信，那永远只会是单方面的付出。

If you're not confident in your body, it's going to always be a one way street.

我见过很多女性想要主动时却害羞退缩，可能是因为觉得自己肚子太大，或者不知道如何正确扭动背部等等。

I've seen a lot of women like you're trying to have your way with them and they all shy and all of that because maybe you find out that maybe your stomach is bigger, you don't know how to hack your back properly and all of that.

你必须非常自信，这就是为什么我要强调你穿的内衣款式非常重要。

You have to be very confident that's why I'll list it that the type of lingerie you wear is very important.

男人喜欢红色。

Men love red.

男人喜欢红色。

Men love red.

男人喜欢若隐若现的透视装，但又不喜欢完全透明的。

Men love anything see through not to see through.

男人喜欢能看见的东西。

Men love things that they can see.

这让他们觉得非常美妙——想象一下半透明蕾丝下的曲线，若隐若现的朦胧感会让人浮想联翩'这下面到底是什么呢'。但你们有些人真的不懂如何制造情趣，记得我曾打电话对某人说'我现在没穿内裤哦'，他立刻就欲火焚身迫不及待想见我。

It makes them it makes it look very beautiful like imagine a cleat on a see through like something see through you just see it's not all of it so now you're like you're wondering like what could this be yeah and some of you you don't really know how to spice stuff up you don't know how to spice stuff up I remember I used to tell someone that I go to this place and be like I'm not wearing any panties like on the phone and he's he's just so fucking turned like he's so turned on like he can't wait to see me.

你能看到他不停给我打电话。

You see him keep calling me.

你他妈到底在哪？

Where the fuck are you?

你他妈到底在哪？

Where the fuck are you?

就像'我要见你，我现在就要'，虽然车还没到但他已经欲火难耐了。你觉得我到了之后会发生什么？

Like I wanna see you, I wanna like I mean I mean the car coming but he's already like you know charged up When I get there what do you think will happen?

他会直接把我推倒开始办事。但首先该怎么告诉男人'你的手法不对'？有些男人有耐力但没节奏，能操三小时却让你毫无快感，只会浑身酸痛回家喊疼。他们有体力能马拉松式做爱，但如果不了解你的身体，整个过程就会糟糕透顶。

He would just bend me over and just start getting like you know getting the deal done but first of all how do you tell a man that okay the way you were stroking is not good some men they've got stamina but they don't have rhythm some men can fuck you for three hours and nothing is gonna like all you all what is gonna happen to you is that you're just gonna be sore you're not gonna like you're not gonna feel any type of like fun or anything you're just gonna be tired when you get home you'll be like oh my god my body hurts and all of that yeah some men they've got strength they've got stamina they could go for hours like they could go for hours hours hours hours they could go a marathon with you but if this person doesn't know your body if this person doesn't have freedom about your body all what you guys are doing is just gonna be shitty.

所以你才会说‘这人把我腰都搞断了’，明白吗？

That's why you say oh this person broke my back you understand?

当我听到‘腰都搞断了’这种话，是不是意味着对方把你当荡妇一样整夜折腾？

When when I hear the word broke my back, does that mean that the person was fucking you like a slut all night?

作为女人，你不会允许别人把你当荡妇一样对待。

Because as a woman, you're not gonna let someone fuck you like a slut.

我不是说被当荡妇荡妇一样对待。

I'm not saying being fucked like a slut.

我喜欢被当荡妇一样对待。

I like to be fucked like a slut.

被当荡妇一样对待并不好受。

Being fucked like a slut is not nice.

但被当荡妇，我觉得其实很享受，特别是当对方了解你的身体时。

Being like a slut, I feel like it's it's nice especially when the person knows your body.

当对方了解你的身体时，甚至不用你开口，他们就能把你摆弄成各种姿势。

When the person knows your body, there's some kind of like when they toss you around without you even when they toss you into the next position without you even saying that, pull me on this position.

你知道，就像人们觉得，哦，传教士体位就是传教士体位。

You know, like people feel like, oh, doing missionaries like missionaries.

不，传教士体位其实超级有趣。

No, for missionaries, so fucking fun.

就像当你作为男人压在女人身上时，你要不断问她问题。比如当你们在有镜子的地方做爱，你从背后进入她，同时通过镜子看着她，观察她的反应。这种时候你会有种掌控感。你可以问她问题，虽然这听起来很下流，但越是她越种情况下的情况。

Like when you as a man, you're on top of the woman, you have to be asking her questions like like There's always like when there's a mirror and where you're fucking and you're giving her that back shot through the back and you're looking at her through the mirror like just seeing how she's taking it there's some kind of like power that is when you take your power like that is when you ask her this is very nasty but you the more she delays the more you want to stroke her harder like when you're when you're inside of her you want to ask her like questions like so what do you think and she's so like this thing is so nice for her like she's holding back her answer so you got to put the dick inside more like till you get that answer and when you get that answer you spank her to the never delay never delay an answer from me again So most of time most of the time most of the time most of the not a lot of men do this.

我见过很多男人在做爱时根本不说话。

I've I've seen men that during sex, they don't even talk.

我不是说要一直说话。

I'm not saying that be talking.

问问对方。

Ask the person.

哦，舒服吗？

Oh, is it nice?

爽不爽？

Is it sweet?

哦，我这个怎么样？

Oh, how is my this thing?

比之前的大吗？

Is it bigger than?

有人像你这样操过你吗？你真是个缺乏安全感的人。

Anybody fucked you like You're just an insecure person.

我觉得只有缺乏安全感的男人才不会问别人这种问题，比如'你前男友像这样操过你吗？'

I feel like only an insecure man wouldn't ask somebody that, oh, did your boyfriend fuck you like this?

不

No.

不该问那种问题。

It shouldn't be that kind of questions.

你应该问她'叫我爸爸'。

You ask her, like, call me daddy.

就像你见过的那样。

Like, you've seen it.

你喜欢吗？

Do you like it?

想象一下在性爱时用‘公主’这样的称呼，就像说‘宝贝，你是为我而来的’。

Like, imagine calling someone in princess like during sex like you just come for me baby.

那种感觉就像带着某种张力，你看着她的身体在你的触碰下微微颤抖。

Like that kind of that kind of there's some tension on it like you see her you see her body just vibrating to the to the to the touch.

别去问别人‘你喜欢吗？’这种问题。

Don't be don't be asking people like, oh, do you do you like it?

你喜欢这样吗？

Do you do like this?

你喜欢...我觉得这非常愚蠢。

Do you do like I I feel like it's I feel like it's very stupid.

我觉得这是我见过最没意义的事情之一。

I feel like it's it's one of the most useless thing I've ever I've ever come across.

当你压在我身上问问题时，我只想说：你是想做爱还是想让我开始答题？

When you when you're on top of me and you're asking me questions, I'm like, do you want to fuck or do you want me to start answering questions?

因为我随时可以停下，而他们只会坐在那里开始问我这些愚蠢的问题。

Because I could stop this and they will sit and you start asking me these stupid questions.

是啊。

Yeah.

所以回到正题，很多男人有力量却没有自由。

So back to a lot of men have strength but they don't have freedom.

这就是为什么你会发现自己约会时无法真正触及对方的灵魂。

That is why you see like you will be dating somebody you're not able to really penetrate into their soul.

当人们说什么'和多人发生关系时恶魔会缠上你'，那些人的恶魔会找上你。

When people be like oh you know sex when you fuck multiple people demons are gonna like demons are gonna come demons from those people.

我不知道该怎么形容这种现象。

I don't know there's a word for that.

这就像...有种力量在推动着这个说法。

There's there's a like a whole like pushing on that.

和不同的人发生关系会招来不同的恶魔。

Different people you fuck with invite different demons.

如果你没有和那个人发生激烈性行为，他们的恶魔就会找上你。

When you don't fuck the person so hard, their demons gonna come to you.

因为你们很多人多年来一直在滥交，只是单纯地发生关系。

Because a lot of you a lot of you have just been fucking people over the years and and and you're just fucking.

哦，甚至...甚至一个小家伙，那个有点大又有点小的家伙，我该怎么说？

Oh, even even a little dick person, someone who has a little big a little dick, a little what do I say?

我妈妈说过'有点大的小家伙'。

I do my momma saying a little big dick.

一个小家伙可能比大家伙创造更多奇迹。

A little could do wonders than someone who has a big dick.

我见过这种情况，关于大家伙的问题是当它硬起来时确实很硬。

I've seen situation whereby someone the thing about the thing about big dick is that when it's hard, it's hard.

但当它完事后，就是真的结束了。

And when it's done, it's it's done.

没有什么能让它再振作起来。

There's nothing that is gonna bring it up.

无论怎么，呃，无论怎么，你知道的，抚摸。

No amount of, like, no amount of, like, you know, stroking.

无论怎么，无论怎么尝试用手刺激，都没法让它再起来。

No amount of no amount of when you try to jack it off, like, during nothing is gonna bring it up.

但我其实有个技巧能确保你的大东西保持状态。

But I have a technique actually to make sure that you're big dick.

就把它夹在你胸部中间，你知道的，按摩它。

Just put it in the middle of your boobs like you know massage it.

有些女孩真的不够性感。

In some of these girls you don't really you're not sexual enough.

我不是在说想象有人用手指插你的下面。

I'm not talking about like imagine somebody fingering your pussy.

想象有人把手伸进你下面，你却不舔那只手尝尝自己的味道，却指望别人给你口交。

Imagine somebody putting their hand in your pussy and you don't take that hand to lick it to see how you taste but you want somebody to be eating you out.

我还发现一点，当男人告诉你——特别是阿克拉男人，非洲男人说'至于我，我知道怎么，我知道怎么，我对付女人很有一套'的时候。

And another thing I've realized is that when a man tells you that, when an Accra man, an African man tells you that, oh as for me, I know how to, I know how to, I know my way around the pussy.

当他们在阿克拉说舔阴时，他们并不是指口交。

When they say lick, lick pussy in Accra, they don't mean they eat pussy.

舔阴的人和真正口交的人是有区别的。

There's a difference between somebody who lick pussy and somebody who eat pussy.

你明白吗？

You understand?

舔阴时你会把口水弄得到处都是，就像在舔什么东西——我不知道该怎么形容——就像不是在咳嗽。但当你真正在口交时，天呐，整个嘴都贴在上面，就像...不知道你有没有那样舔过橙子，那种力度，整个嘴都陷在橙子里，把每一滴果汁都榨出来，能看到果汁顺着你的胡子往下滴。光是说着这些，我脑子里已经开始浮现画面了，好吧这例子举得不错。

When you're licking pussy you put spit all over the place like you're licking it like I don't know it's like you're not coughing but when you're eating that pussy my goodness like your whole mouth is just on this it's like I don't know if you've ever licked an orange before like that that that force like your whole like your mouth is just there in that orange like you just you just squeezing every juice out of it Like you could see like the whole juice dripping down your beard or whatever thing like just you know just oh my goodness just talking about this I'm just thinking about the scenarios I'm like okay that was a good one.

你要好好口交，好好舔肛，诸如此类。

You eat pussy, you eat ass properly and all of that.

我的天。

My goodness.

告诉我那个人会不会主动联系你。

Tell me if that person is not gonna call you.

而你依然想和女人厮守。

And you still want to abide with women.

当你给我们美好约会时，我们不就停止那些叮叮当当的吵闹了嘛。

When you give us good date, don't we stop being all clinking and all of that.

我们想每天都来见你。

We want to come and see you every day.

现在突然之间，我们从每天没时间变得有时间了。

Now all of a sudden we've got time from not having time every day now.

我们现在有时间了。

We've got time.

我们现在有时间了。

We've got time.

你明白吗？

You understand?

而且你们大多数女人，在卧室里需要变得非常放荡。

And and most of you women, you need to be very nasty in the back in the in the bedroom.

我说的是放荡。

I'm saying nasty.

我不是说你应该让那些到处滥交的男人进入你的口腔。

I'm not saying that you should be allowing niggas to come in your mouth, people who who have been sharing their dick all over her crap.

那样你会感染淋病的。

That is how you'll be leaking gonorrhea.

性爱时要小心你吮吸的东西，因为有些男人正在治疗淋病，你肯定不想吸到淋病菌。

And be careful what you what you what you suck during sex because some of these guys are treating gonorrhea, and you don't wanna be sucking gonorrhea.

所以你必须非常小心放进嘴里的东西，相信我。

That's why you ought to be very careful the kind of thing you're putting in your mouth because believe me.

我可不想舔到那些散发着恶臭的分泌物，还以为是喷发的爱液。

I'm gonna be licking a a a making substance that are that are that are that stinks, thinking that you you you you you a spray come.

明白吗？

You understand?

男人们，我来了。

And men to men to I'm coming.

我还会回到这个话题的。

I'm gonna come back to this topic.

男人们要注意饮食。

Men to be careful of what you eat.

就像我们女性吃得好时头发会健康生长一样。

The way what we eat, we women when we're eating very well our hair grew properly.

告诉我，如果你吃得好，你的精液味道不会差。

Now tell me if you're eating very well your your kam is not going to taste nice.

我知道精液不该像糖一样甜，但有些精液尝起来确实不错，健康且气味怡人，明白吗？

I know kam is not supposed to taste like sugar but there are some kam you're going to taste like it tastes very nice it's so healthy it smells good you understand?

为什么还有些精液闻起来很糟糕？

Why there are also some other kams who say like in some way, like it smells very bad.

你怎么知道精液会是好的？

How do you know that a cum is going to be nice?

通过预射液就能判断。

From the pre cum.

很多女人根本不懂如何口交，当你舔的时候就能感觉到。

When you just lick like when you like and a lot of women you don't know how to suck dick.

不知道怎么口交。

Don't know how to to suck dick.

你正在口交。

You're sucking dick.

对方甚至害怕你会把它咬掉。

The person is even scared you're gonna bite it off.

我总是告诉人们，当你口交时，请藏好你的大牙齿。

I always tell people when you're sucking dick, please hide your big teeth.

藏好你的大牙齿。

Hide your big dick.

阴茎是非常敏感的部位。

The dick is a very delicate matter.

它需要小心对待。

It's something that needs to be attended to with care.

我觉得当你口交时，你必须保持，你知道，非常冷静。

I think it's something that like when you're sucking it, you have to be all, you know, calm too many.

你得享受这个过程。

You have to enjoy.

告诉你一个男人的心理，当你给他口交时，你要让他知道你乐在其中。

A man thing I will tell you, when you're sucking dick, you want the man to know that you're enjoying it.

就像你吃到美味食物时的表情，比如清晨舔冰淇淋时那种‘天啊’的陶醉感。

I see when you eat something that is nice, when you're licking an ice cream that is nice, say in the morning you get, oh my God.

这个男人必须知道你嘴里的东西让你欲罢不能。

Like this man has to know that what you put in your mouth, this thing is nice.

对。

Yeah.

这就是你和其他女人的区别。

That's why this is the difference between you and the other woman.

别的女人给他口交时，你能从她的动作里感受到满满的爱意和甜蜜。

The other woman when she's sucking this dick you could see all the like all the love all the all the all the sweetness from how she's sucking it.

她品尝这根‘肉棒’时流露出的那种甜蜜感你懂吗？这就是区别——那个女人穿着性感内衣（抱歉重复了），她总是穿着撩人的内衣，所以男人会不断找她。而你可能还在家里忙着打扫卫生，穿着毫无情趣的棉质内裤。

How she's taking this steak like just some sweetness that comes with it you understand yeah that is your that is the difference the other woman has very nice lingerie very nice lingerie sorry the other one has very nice nice lingerie and he's gonna keep calling that woman regardless and you could be there doing all your white fishy trying to clean the house and your lingerie is not nice.

她们不是没有内衣。

They don't not have lingerie.

就拿我来说，我的内衣收藏——天哪，我每种场合都有对应的内衣。

I for example, I'm not my lingerie collection my goodness, my lingerie I have every lingerie for every activity.

我他妈每种活动都有专门的内衣。

I have every fucking lingerie for every activity.

别来这套。

Do not come.

在涉及我内衣的问题上别跟我开玩笑。

Do not play with me when it gets to my lingerie.

我可不吃这一套。

I don't fuck with that shit.

我的内衣分得很清——想穿奶奶裤时，就是那种宅家周六只想舒服窝着的感觉。

My lingeries are so When I want to wear granny panties, feel like I'm home alone and it's Saturday and I just want to, you know, feel all cozy, comfortable.

就连这种偶尔穿一次的也是精心挑选的。

And I'm even that one is it I feel like it's once in a while.

我觉得这种情况偶尔才会发生。

I feel like it's once in a while.

可能是在我生理期的时候，我就想穿些...怎么说呢，几乎不存在的。

Maybe when I'm on my period and I just wanna, you know, wear something that is well, hardly.

几乎不存在。

Hardly.

生理期时我就穿丁字裤，就这样。

I wear tongues when I'm on my period and yeah.

管他呢。

Fuck it.

那样就对了。

That way yeah.

所以在我穿奶奶内裤之前，你从没见过我穿奶奶内裤。

So before I wear granny panties, think you never see me wear granny panties.

你从没见过我穿奶奶内裤。

You never see me wear granny panties.

你们有些人内裤都破了。

Some of you, your panties are torn.

你们有些人连合适的胸罩都没有。

Some of you, you don't have the right bra.

你这是要去约炮。

You're going you're going for a dick appointment.

就像，我也不知道怎么说。

Like, I don't know.

你你你都没闻到自己身上的味儿。

You you you don't smell that.

你浑身都是外面的味道。

You smell like outside.

这就是我常跟别人说的。

You have that's what I always tell people.

姐妹们，别喷这种香水，男人一见到你就开始头疼。

Girls, don't spray this this, colon whereby when a man sees you start feeling headache.

我就是这种人。

I'm this kind of person.

我会退缩。

I shrink.

当香味太浓时，我就会退缩。

When the when the scent is too much, I shrink.

你得用些非常、你知道的、非常清淡的东西。

You have to you have to use something very, you know, very very light.

你得用些不那么...我也说不上来。

You have to use something very, you know, not too not too, I don't know.

所以我总告诉人们要选香草味的，类似香草的东西。

That's why I always tell people to always go for vanilla, something like vanilla.

香草有点像...该怎么说呢？它是种非常非常...

Vanilla is kinda like it's something that is very, very like, how do I put it?

香草是种极其温和的味道，当你涂在身上时，男人靠近就会想吃了你——有时候男人想吃了你，甚至不是因为别的，就是因为你闻起来太诱人让他们想尝尝。

Vanilla is something that is very very very very mild like when you put it on your body it's like this man is coming he wants to eat you sometimes the reason why men eat you is not it's not even because it's because of the way you smell and now they want to taste you.

是啊，看看你，你身上一点香味都没有。

Yeah, and look at you, you don't smell anything.

你闻起来就像刚从外面回来一样。

You smell like outside.

你身上有股味道，不知道是不是来之前吃了K和K。

You smell like, I don't know, you ate K and K before coming.

去做美容前要特别注意你吃的食物，因为味道会沾满全身，相信我。

Be very careful with the kind of food you eat before going to going for a deco point because you just smell all over you and believe me.

没人想闻到你进门时呼出的饭菜味。

Nobody want to smell warmantizen on your on your breath when you come in.

女士们，女士们，我求你们了，去做美容时千万别穿运动裤。

And women, women, women, women, women, I beg of you, when you're going for a decapointment, do not wear gym trousers.

这样太不合适了。

It doesn't make sense.

你得穿那种能被撕开又能事后修补的衣服。

You have to something that could be ripped apart and could be fixed after.

你不想穿得像现在有人要来和你发生关系似的牛仔裤。

You don't want to be wearing jeans like someone's coming to have sex with you now.

现在我们正费力地帮你脱牛仔裤，而你的脚踝又特别粗。

Now we're struggling to put down your jean and you know your ankles are very wide.

现在这样会破坏整个氛围，我去做深层护理时穿裙子不代表约会时你就能用那种'天啊她穿裙子就是想给我'的眼神看我，事情不是这样的，实际上我得先对你有感觉。

Now we're trying to like will ruin the whole mood that's all it's telling me I'm going for a deep appointment I wear a dress this doesn't mean that when you take me on a date now you just like you look at me like oh my gosh she's wearing a dress now she want to give me this pussy no it doesn't work like that actually yeah I have to feel you before.

我得对你有感觉，得了解你，得非常喜欢你才行。

I have to feel you, I have to know you, I to really like you very much.

对，然后你懂的。

Yeah, then you know.

但当我想给你的时候，你绝对会知道的。

But when I want to give you some pussy, know, you know definitely.

所以男士们也要注意，你们的饮食对精液质量影响很大。

So in men also, men, back to the issue of what you eat matters a lot with your cum and your sperm and all of that.

你们的饮食非常重要。

What you eat matters a lot.

你吃的东西非常重要。

What you eat matters a lot.

一个男人如果不吃健康食品。

A man does not eat healthy.

你什么都吃。

You eat every kind of thing.

这是我朋友。

This is my friend.

天啊。

Oh my god.

这家伙吃得超级健康。

This guy eats super healthy.

我知道他的...他的...他的精液尝起来会像天堂般美妙。

I know his know his know his cum is gonna be tasting like heaven.

你明白吗？

You understand?

没人想尝那种，比如精液的味道会让人惊呼天啊。

Nobody wanna taste some, like, some sperm be like, oh god.

精液有异味。

Sperm smells.

你明白吗？

You understand?

当它滴在床单上，空调一吹过来，我们简直无法呼吸。

When it when it falls on a sheet now, like, and the AC comes on it, we can't breathe.

你明白吗？

You understand?

你的部分精子就是这样的。

Some of your sperm, that is how it is.

还有各位，你们做的另一件毫无意义的事就是有些男人完事后直接把避孕套扔地上。

And guys, guys, guys, another something that you guys are doing that is so useless is those men after sex, you just leave the condoms on the floor.

这太不合理了。

It it doesn't make sense.

比如，你们就把用过的避孕套丢在地上。

Like, then you leave the condoms on the floor.

你们爽完了就把避孕套扔在地板上。

You feel it fucking the person then the condom is on the floor.

为什么就不能捡起来拿到浴室去冲洗一下呢？

Why can't you just pick that condom and just take it into the bathroom and just and shower?

还有件事，女士们先生们，不管你们那晚做了多少次。

And one thing, ladies and gentlemen, I don't care the number of sex you have that night.

做了几次就得去洗几次澡。

You need to have that you need to take a shower that number of times.

哪怕做了12次也得洗。

I don't care if it's 12 times.

去洗澡。

Go shower.

赶紧去洗澡。

Go and shower.

去洗澡。

Go and shower.

没人会在乎什么'哦那是给我的'。

Nobody gives a fuck if oh, that's for me there.

我身上没味道。

I don't smell.

我甚至没法做爱时告诉男人。

I can't even fuck when I tell guys.

我的身体还是会那样。

My body will still be like that.

闭嘴。

Shut the fuck up.

去洗澡。

Go shower.

去洗澡。

Go and shower.

去洗澡。

Go and shower.

因为这些姑娘们，你去男人家里，连澡都不想洗。

Because most of these ladies, you come to a guy's house, you don't even wanna shower.

你不想洗澡。

You don't wanna shower.

你必须洗澡。

You have to shower.

所以大概这个时候我正在录播客。

So around this time I'm recording the podcast.

当你和一个没有异味的人清晨做爱时，感觉就是不一样。

There's something about when you're having an early morning sex with someone who doesn't have a smell.

有些姑娘身上有臭味。

Some of these girls, they stink.

如果你想知道一个女人有没有体味，就在清晨和她做爱。

If you wanna know a woman stinks, if you wanna know a woman stinks, fuck her in the morning.

我说的是凌晨4点。

I'm talking about 4AM.

直接上她。

Just fuck her.

你会觉得根本不可能。

You would there's no way.

一个有异味的女人，天啊，因为那时候阴道还在沉睡，却有东西要进入这个阴道。

A woman who stings, my goodness, because there, the pussy is asleep and all of that and something's coming to go inside this vagina.

那味道太臭了。

It was stinks.

整个房间都是臭味。

It the whole room.

我记得那时候大概十六七岁，站在一群三四十岁的年长男人中间，听他们说昨晚带了个妓女，那女人的下体味道很好闻之类的。

I remember then I think I was like I think I was I I was probably 16, 17 and don't know, I was standing around some older guys, they were like in their 40s, 30 and they were saying that men, I carried some prostitute last night so when I carried a fine Her cream was very nice and all of that.

她看起来很优雅。

She looked posh.

天哪。

Oh my goodness.

所以我当时只是假装要买东西站在那里，心想，我想听听自己说了什么，我的天。

So I was just there pretending to buy something and I was like, I wanted to hear what I said, my goodness.

当我们进房间时，我只想把老二塞进这女孩身体里，结果她一张开腿，他说风扇就开始倒着转。

When we go to the room, I wanted to just put my dick inside this girl, when this girl opened her leg, he said the fan started rotating backwards.

我大笑起来，然后他们问我，我是不是有什么毛病？

I started laughing and then they were like, what is wrong with me?

就像，离不开这里似的，一个小姑娘。

Like, can't get out of here, a small girl.

我当时就说，不行。

I was like, no.

就像他描述的那样。

Like the way he said it.

他说风扇开始倒着转。

He said the fan started rotating backwards.

你知道那是什么意思吗？

Do you know what that means?

意思就是这些东西。

It means these things.

而且对你们来说，大多数男人觉得只要是花哨的东西，只要是花哨的，你们就会去追那种不自然的女孩。

And most of these men to you guys like felt like anything that is flashy, anything that is flashy, you go and carry the girl, somebody that that is not even a natural.

有些美白霜闻起来很糟糕。

And some of these bleaching cream, they smell bad.

有些美白霜会让你浑身发臭，就像化学品的气味和我们身体自然散发的体味混合后，出汗时闻起来特别难闻。

Some of these bleaching cream, they will have you all smelling bad, like the chemicals and the scent that comes and our natural smell that comes out of our body and when we sweat and all of that it makes it smell so bad.

有些正在美白的女孩，你们必须停止这种行为。

And some of these girls that are bleaching like you have to stop.

真正爱你的男人不会在意你用什么霜。

A man that is gonna love you is gonna love you regardless of the cream.

有些男人根本不在乎这些。

Some of these men, they don't even care.

他们根本注意不到我们什么时候换了新发型。

They don't know when we when we had a new hair.

他们只关心——天啊，你剃了阴毛。

All they care about is that, oh my god, you shaved your pussy.

我觉得这是他们最先注意到的事。

I think that's the first thing they recognize.

天啊，你剃了阴毛。

Oh my god, you shaved your pussy.

如果你是女性，或者你是喜欢女性剃毛的男性。

And if you're a woman also, if you're a man who also like a woman to get a shave.

因为关于阴毛的问题是——你今天剃了，我们今天就得吃。

Because the thing about pussy is that when you shave it today, we have to eat it today.

而不是你让人家来找你。

Not you telling somebody to come for you.

还有件事，那些因为临时有事就取消约会的男人。

And another thing, those men that cancel dick appointment because something comes up.

你们这样评价女性，可当我们去赴约时，我们做了大量准备工作。

You say this about women, when we're coming to Foki, we do a lot of research.

我们会反复试穿衣服，练习造型，喝很多水。

We repeat, we test our clothes, we practice our style, we drink a lot of water.

有些人甚至还会提前吃水果。

Some of us even go ahead to eat fruit.

我不相信靠吃水果能让私处变甜这种说法。

I don't believe in eating eating fruit to get the pussy sweetener.

只要你身体健康，相信我，味道自然会好。

If if you're healthy, believe me, it's gonna it's gonna taste nice.

没错。

Yeah.

你们根本不知道我们背后付出了多少努力，就为了来见你们这一面。

You don't know the amount of things that have gone into us actually just, you know, don't know the amount of things that goes into into us coming to see you.

有人买新内衣，有人买新文胸，有人买新裙子，还有人剃净私处毛发——结果男人却在家里躺着当大爷。

Some of us even buy new lingerie, some of us buy new bras, some of us buy new dresses, some of us you know we shave our pussy and all of it then you just got a babe a man in the house.

你疯了吗？

Are you mad?

你疯了吗？

Are you mad?

你脑子有问题吗？

Are you crazy?

这种事情女人会非常反感。

Like that is something that women will hate.

你知道我们为这次准备付出了多少吗？

Do you know what has gone into that preparation?

你知道为这次约会准备付出了多少吗？

Do you know what has gone into that preparation for that dick appointment?

女人是要和你上床的，明白吗？

A woman is gonna fuck you, you know.

女人第一天就会和你上床，懂吗？

A woman is gonna fuck you on the first day, know.

她会直接和你上床，就是单纯想和你发生关系。

She'll just fuck you, she'll just have sex with you.

你明白吗？

You understand?

不是因为她便宜或怎样，她就是有感觉想和你做，然后就这么发生了。

Not because she's cheaper or anything, she's just like a vibe and she want to have sex and she'll just have sex with you and all that.

而你根本不会在意这些。

And you're not gonna look at it.

这是我发现的非洲文化的一个特点。

And it's something I've realized about Africanism.

当你真正深入时，当你用正确方式满足她们时，她们就会开始问：谁教你的这种技巧？

When you're digging, when you're putting this pussy on them properly, then they will start asking, so who taught you this style?

谁教你的这种技巧？

Who taught you this style?

所以我猜你前男友或现男友技术一定很棒。

So I guess your boyfriend or I guess your ex boyfriend was really fucking well.

你他妈太缺乏安全感了，因为你非常、非常不自信。

You are so fucking insecure because you are very, very insecure.

问别人这种问题，比如你的性伴侣数量？

Asking somebody that could say, is your body count?

所以基于我的个人经历，我对性爱的所有认知都来自言情小说。

So because of the way the person is me, all what I learned about sex, I learned them reading romance novels.

我大概12岁左右就开始看言情小说了。

I started reading romance novels when I was like around age 12.

我那时偷偷把小说带到学校去看。

I was I was sneaking them to school to go and read.

那就是我学到的关于性的一切。

That was all what I learned about sex.

我是通过阅读言情小说学到的。

I learned them reading romance novels.

我不是从任何男人那里学来的。

I didn't learn it from any man.

没有任何男人能教会我在性爱中学到的东西。

No man could ever teach me what I learnt during sex.

你明白吗？

You understand?

关于男性身体的一切知识，我都是通过阅读浪漫小说学到的。

Everything I learnt about a man's body, I learnt it by reading romance fictional novels.

甚至都不是从色情作品里学的。

Not even in porn.

甚至在色情片里也是。

Even in porn.

色情片就像是，你知道的，好吧，我明白了。

Porn is just like, you know, okay, I've okay, I see.

我说，好吧，这就是书里那个女人说的。

I said, okay, this was the woman was saying in this book.

这就是我所学到的一切。

So this is what all what I learned.

我所学到的一切。

All what I learned.

我所学会表达的一切。

All what I learned to say.

我通过学习浪漫小说学会了浪漫。

I learned I learned and do romance, like reading romance novels.

所以当一个女人给你极致的性体验时，就别问'你身体能行吗'这种蠢问题了。

So when a woman is putting good pussy on you, this is not the time to be asked this stupid question of what is your body can?

所以你想了解某人的身体扫描。

So you wanna know somebody's body's body scan.

比如，有什么身体我感觉这很蠢，因为问别人你的身体是什么？这人难道没有头吗？

Like, what has body I feel like that's very stupid because ask somebody what is your body Does the person have head?

难道你也没做过爱吗？

Haven't you also had sex?

是啊。

Yeah.

因为我记得我有个前任会说，一把钥匙应该只配一把锁。

Because I remember one of my ex would be like, A key is supposed to have one lock.

当它有多把锁的时候，当法国佬动手时，就会把把手弄坏。

When the when when it has multiple lock, when the Frenchie cut, then it destroy the handle.

操。

Fuck.

去你的。

Fuck you.

去你的。

Fuck you.

一把在阿克拉到处流传的钥匙可不安全，因为现在你正身处某处。

And a key that has been shared all over Accra is not safe because now you are in you you are somewhere.

别人随时可以来打开你的门偷东西。

Somebody can just come and open your door and steal your stuff.

这算什么钥匙？

What kind of key is that?

也就是说你在到处分享你的钥匙。

Whereby you are sharing your key.

你现在大概有50把钥匙了。

You have like 50 keys now.

你在整个阿克拉到处分发，让每个人都能拿到。

You are sharing it all over Accra so that everybody can have access.

你明白吗？

You understand?

每个人都能分到一把钥匙。

Everybody can have a pair of vacay.

你明白吗？

You understand?

钥匙本该只有一把的。

The key is supposed to be one.

抱歉，我这么说。

Sorry, I'm saying this.

我现在本该参加一个Zoom团契会议，但我想快点录下这个。

I'm supposed to be on a Zoom fellowship right now, but I want to record this fast.

所以这只是第一部分。

So this is just a part one.

这只是第一部分。

This is just a part one.

我还不打算结束我所有的谈话。

I'm not going to finish all my conversation yet.

问题是当一个女人给你优质性爱时，这不是让别人介入的时候。

The thing is that when a woman is putting good pussy on you, this is not the time to be accessed to people.

所以是谁教你这样的？

So who taught you this, that?

是谁教你母亲这样的？

Who taught your mother this, that?

因为看你妈妈的样子，她非常单纯。

Because looking at your mom, looking at your mom, she's very innocent.