LG快讯：重温我们的首期节目

是时候来个快速节目了。

It's time for a quickie.

播客一号为您带来女子帮派，好莱坞女孩帮派与女子帮派快闪节目。

Podcast one presents the lady gang, the Hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie.

这里是凯尔蒂·奈特、贝卡·托宾和杰克·瓦尼克。

Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanick.

我们速战速决吧。

Let's make this quick.

你好。

Hello.

你好。

Hello.

你好。

Hello.

欢迎来到女子帮派快闪节目。

Welcome to Lady Game Quickie.

我和杰克·凯尔蒂又回来了。

I am back here with Jack Kelty.

你好。

Hello.

这周是我们十周年纪念。

It is our tenth anniversary this week.

为了纪念这个日子，我联系了我们的长期制作人史黛西·佩拉。

And in honor of that, I have reached out to our longtime producer, Stacy Perra.

我当时说，嘿，我没有保存。

And I was like, hey, I don't have it.

但你那里有《Lady Gang》的第一期节目吗？

But do you have the first episode ever of Lady Gang?

她说，你问得真巧。

And she was like, it's so funny you should ask.

我有保存，但不得不深入搜索我的文件，因为当时节目命名为《Fempire》。

I have it, but I had to search deep and dot deep into my files because it was named Fempire.

当我搜索Lady Gang时，没有正确显示出来。

When I when I searched Lady Gang, it didn't come up properly.

我当时就说，好吧。

And I was like, okay.

所以我找到了它。

And so I found it.

我们找到了。

We found it.

我觉得让我们听听这个节目，并对我们的开场白、讨论内容等等做出反应会很有趣。

And I thought it would be so fun to have us listen to it and react to our open, what we're talking about, all that stuff.

你们准备好了吗？

You guys got it?

我有点紧张。

I'm nervous.

我也很紧张。

I'm nervous too.

真的会震撼你的世界。

Gonna actually, it's gonna rock your world.

开始啦。

Here we go.

欢迎。

Welcome.

欢迎。

Welcome.

欢迎。

Welcome.

贝卡·托宾正在开香槟。

Becca Tobin is popping that champagne.

杰克正在调制含羞草鸡尾酒，我们非常高兴你能加入我们的Fempire播客。

Jack's mixing up some mimosas, and we're so excited you're joining us on the Fempire podcast.

你可以在podcast1.com上找到我们。

You can check us out at podcast1.com.

最重要的是，如果你没在iTunes上找到我们，就去你的iTunes。

And most importantly, if you didn't find us on iTunes, go to your iTunes.

每个人都有iTunes。

Everybody has an iTunes.

订阅这个播客。

Subscribe to this podcast.

你根本不知道你会收获什么。

You don't even know what you're in for.

给我们留言。

Leave us comments.

给我们留个五星好评。

Leave us a five star review.

我简直是在求你们

I'm just begging for your

我们太渴望了。

We're so desperate.

是啊。

Yeah.

我们确实如此。

We really are.

没错。

Yeah.

好吧。

Okay.

首先，我已经打过招呼了。

First of all, I did the hellos.

对。

Yeah.

我记得一开始是你做的开场白，但后来几期我们意识到因为你也负责采访嘉宾

I remember because in the beginning, you did the intro, but then we realized a couple episodes in that because you were also, like, conducting the interview with the guest

根本没人说话。

No one ever talked.

你话太多了。

You talked too much.

而且杰克总是负责读听众提问的那个。

And Jack was always the one that read the questions from listeners.

是的。

Yes.

哦，对。

Oh, yeah.

没错。

Yeah.

我们各自都有自己负责的小环节。

We each had our own little section.

是啊。

Yeah.

我好奇我们什么时候改成'你好，你好，你好'的。

I wonder when we changed it to Hello, Hello, Hello.

也许是下一集？

Maybe the next episode?

我想大概是在我接手的时候吧，我也不确定。

I think when I I don't know, when I took over, maybe.

哦，那太搞笑了。

Oh, that's so funny.

当然，Kelty一上来就直接要五星好评。

And of course, Kelty, right off the bat, just asking for five star reviews.

你甚至都还没听完这期节目呢。

You haven't even listened to the episode yet or anything.

而且我也在想，谁会听这个啊？

And I'm also like, who would listen to this?

说真的，谁会一开始就听这个？

Like, literally, like, who would listen to this if right off the top?

但这招确实管用。

But it worked.

你还用了播音腔之类的。

And you used your announcer voice and everything.

绝对不随便。

Like, definitely not a casual.

不。

No.

我就说，拜托。

And I'm like, please.

然后我就想，每个人都有iTunes。

And then I was like, everyone has an iTunes.

去iTunes上，然后，就那样那样。

Go on the iTunes and, like, blah blah blah.

太搞笑了。

That's so funny.

时代啊。

Times.

好的。

Okay.

我们继续吧。

We shall continue.

就爱我们吧。

Just love us.

爱我们。

Love us.

爱我们。

Love us.

爱你们。

Love you guys.

我们和你们在一起。

We're with you guys.

我们创办这个播客是基于含羞草鸡尾酒的早午餐灵感。

We created this podcast based on boozy mimosa brunches.

你和闺蜜们聚在一起，喝着含羞草鸡尾酒，聊着各种话题。

You get together with your girlfriends, you drink mimosas, and you talk about stuff.

我们想要一个可以...我是说

And we wanted a place where we could I mean

哇哦。

Wow.

含羞草鸡尾酒。

Mimosas.

含羞草鸡尾酒。

Mimosas.

烈性的含羞草鸡尾酒。

Boozy mimosas.

我们会...我会宿醉得特别厉害，因为我们边吃糖果边喝香槟。

We would get I would get the worst hangovers because we would be eating candy, drinking champagne.

然后大概两小时后，我就会头疼得要命。

And, like, two hours in, I'd have a terrible headache.

而我们还在继续录制

And we'd still be recording.

不过挺有趣的

Fun, though.

就像我们刚开始做播客时，会去比佛利山庄的这个录音室

Like, when we started the podcast, we would go to this studio in Beverly Hills.

没有摄像头，我们是真的在喝酒

There was no cameras, And we would really drink.

我们点着蜡烛，放着冰桶，嗯哼

Like, we had a a candle, an ice bucket Mhmm.

还买了红酒之类的

A bought like wine.

那里甚至有红酒龙头

There would be, like, wine on tap.

还有各种糖果

Got like candies.

一瓶瓶的葡萄酒

Bottles of wine.

他们会去

They'd go

吃糖果

and eat candies.

然后

And

我们每次就这样持续大约两个小时

that's all we would do for like two hours at a time.

我们甚至都没想过要拍照，比如和嘉宾合影

And we didn't even have like the fact that we didn't even think about a camera, like taking a photo with our guests.

我们会带他们去三楼洗手间，在糟糕的灯光下对着镜子拍张难看的自拍

We would take them to the bathroom on that floor, Floor 3, and take a bad selfie in the mirror with them in the bad lighting.

那时候环形补光灯这种东西存在吗？

Like, did ring lights even exist?

没有。

No.

嗯嗯。

Mm-mm.

用的是iPhone 10。

On like an iPhone 10.

是的。

Yes.

环形补光灯根本不存在，这就是我们所有的宣传手段。

Ring lights didn't exist, and that's all we had to promote it.

我记得我们去做Lady Gang TV时，他们用的还是Leah和其他人在播客里讨论某件事的片段剪辑作为宣传片。

Like, I remember even when we went to go do Lady Gang TV, they were like, we were using, like, a clip of Leah and a clip of someone else talking about something on the podcast and, like, as our sizzle reel.

还记得吗？

Do you remember?

是啊。

Yeah.

贝克斯？

Becks?

他们当时说，这要怎么展示啊？

And they were like, how do we even show this?

比如，你们没有他们谈话的视频吗？

Like, you guys don't have video of them talking?

我们说，视频？

We're like, video?

这是个播客啊。

It's a podcast.

是播客。

It's podcast.

好吧。

Okay.

我们继续。

We continue.

一起来聚聚吧。

Come hang out with each other.

还能与好莱坞一些最具影响力的女性共处并畅谈。

Also hang out with some of the most influential women in Hollywood and and chatted up.

我们非常高兴你能加入我们。

So we're so excited that you joined us.

欢迎，欢迎，欢迎来到女性帝国。

And welcome, welcome, welcome to the Fempire.

好的。

Alright.

你觉得女性帝国的女士现在在做什么？

What do you think Fempire Lady is doing now?

我哦

I Oh

我的天啊。

my god.

我无时无刻不在想她。

Think about her all the time.

那个女人拥有'Fempire'商标权，找到我们说：'付3万美元就能用这个商标'。

The woman who owned the trademark Fempire and came to us and said, you can use it for $30,000.

然后我们确实...

And we did

那群贱人差点儿就付那笔钱了。

bitches were two seconds away from paying that money.

我们确实差点儿。

We were.

我们确实差点儿。

We were.

不。

No.

我当时就说：'不行'。

I was like, no.

不。

No.

不行。

No.

不要。

No.

没门。

No.

不。

No.

不行。

No.

呃，就像我们已经完成了拍摄。

Well, it's like we had done the photoshoot.

我们已经把它挂上去了。

We had put it up.

就像，他们不会起诉你，直到你成功为止。

Like, they don't sue you till you and it was successful.

所以我们当时就想，天啊。

And so we were like, oh my god.

我们要不要这么做？

Should we do it?

就像，我们发现了什么不得了的东西。

Like, we're onto something.

而且，你知道，那时候你就觉得，我们要把这个生意做起来。

And, you know, at that time, you're like, we're gonna build this business.

我们要赚几百万美元。

We're gonna make millions of dollars.

那区区3万美元又算得了什么？

So what's $30,000 that you're up in the puck?

我们确实这么做了。

We did.

所以我们确实这么做了，你知道，我很高兴我们没做那件事，但我要说这就像押注在自己身上。

So it we did you know, as a I'm glad that we didn't do it, but I will say it's like you bet on yourself.

我们最终确实成就了一番大事业。

We did end up being a huge thing.

是啊。

Yeah.

所以我们当时是要赌一把自己。

So we were going to bet on ourselves.

我为咱们感到骄傲。

I'm proud of us.

呃，我不...我本来会更热衷的，但回头看看这个名字实在太糟糕了，如果是个好名字而我们错过了，我可能会更懊恼。

Well, I don't I I would have been more gung ho for it, but the name retrospectively is so bad that like, I'm if it was like a good name that we lost, I would be like more upset.

但你想啊，'Lady Gang'和'Fempire'相比，'Lady Gang'简直是为我们量身定制的完美名字，而'Fempire'会显得多蠢啊。

But I'm like, when you think about Lady Gang versus Fempire, it's like so crazy how perfect Lady Gang is for us and how stupid Fempire would have been.

没错。

Yeah.

这真有趣。

It's so interesting.

简直太疯狂了。

Then like So crazy.

当我们改名后，下载量就上升了，因为人们以为这是个真正的女权主义节目。

When we changed the names, the downloads went up because people thought it was, like, a real feminist thing.

而我们当时想的是，我们只是个小团体。

And we were like, we're just a gang.

你

Do

还记得吗？

you remember?

我记得当时躺在老房子的床上，拿着记事本，我们互相发短信，急着想出新名字，因为必须尽快改名。

Like, I can remember laying in bed in my old townhouse with, like, a notepad and us, like, texting and being, like, trying to figure out the next name because we had to change it so fast.

当时我们是投票决定的。

Well, we voted.

我们让女孩们投票决定的

We had our girls vote on it.

确实如此

We did.

记得当时还有其他选项，我在想那些选项都是什么

Remember there was, like, other options, and I'm, like, wondering what those were.

我也是

Me too.

真希望我们能想起来

I wish we could remember.

我在想Facebook上会不会有记录

I wonder if it's in the Facebook.

那时候我们还没有Facebook群组吧？

Well, we didn't have a Facebook group at that point, did we?

没有

No.

但我记得是在我们的Instagram上，不过要翻回去可能得花上好几年。

But I remember it was on our Instagram, but probably it would take years to even get back there.

天啊。

Oh my god.

真有意思。

So interesting.

你知道吗，我确实看到她把商标卖给了时代电视台，因为他们推出了一档名为'女性帝国'的节目，结果惨败。

You know, I did see I think that she sold the trademark to Time TV because they had, like, a whole programming slate called Fempire, and then it bombed.

是啊。

So Yep.

懂我意思吧？

You know?

生活就是公平的。

Life's fair.

生活就是公平的。

Life's fair.

我们开始吧。

Here we go.

聊聊我们每周在女性帝国都要做的事情。

Talk about something we're gonna do every week here at the Fempire.

这个环节叫'一周回顾'，我们会围坐在一起分享这周的高光和低谷。

It is called good week, bad week, where we go around the table and we say the highs and lows of our weeks.

那么，杰克，你想

So, Jack, do you want to

先开始吗？

kick us off?

哦，好的。

Oh, yes.

我来吧。

I will.

我的生活基本都围绕着食物打转。

So my life kind of revolves around food.

不知道有没有人注意到这一点。

I don't know if anybody has realized that.

但我这周的好事是，有一款三明治以我的名字命名了。

But my good week, my high of my week is I had a sandwich named after me.

哇。

Wow.

你还记得这事吗？

Do you remember that?

这太有趣了，我清楚记得这期节目的'本周好坏'环节内容。

It's so funny as I remember exactly what my good week, bad week was for this episode.

这件事一直让我记忆深刻。

It's stuck with me.

只是因为我还记得'杰克三明治'，那确实是我每周必吃的食物。

Just do because I remember the Jack sandwich and it was what I eat literally every single week.

你这周有什么不好的事情吗？

What was your bad week?

让我想想。

Let's see.

我糟糕的一周是因为过去一周我一直在过敏。

My bad week was so I've been suffering from allergies over the past week.

而且上周我还来了月经。

I also got my period over the last week.

所以我在CVS药店买卫生棉条和一些抗过敏药。

So was at CVS getting some tampons, getting some allergy medicine.

我排队时打了个喷嚏，结果把棉条掉地上了。

I'm like sitting in line and I sneeze and drop my tampons on the ground.

不知怎么它们就爆开了——毕竟是我嘛——飞得到处都是。

They explode somehow because it's me, fly everywhere.

排在我前面那个特别帅的男生看着我，就像我是世界上最恶心的人一样，直接退出队伍，用衬衫捂着鼻子，像看黑死病患者一样盯着我。

And the guy in front of me who is super hot looks at me like I'm the most disgusting person in the world, goes out of line, puts his shirt over his nose, and just, like, stares at me like I have the black plagues.

告诉我你是在开玩笑。

Please tell me you're joking.

不是。

No.

他13岁吗？

Was he 13?

不是。

No.

他大概40岁。

He was, like, 40.

呃。

Ugh.

我确实想念单身的杰克。

I do miss Jack's single Jack.

那段时光多美好啊

It was such a fun time

哦，看着你

to Oh, watch you

不，我知道。

no, I know.

我想念我的约会故事。

I miss my dating stories.

不，我在想可能是因为记得我们第一次录制节目时，是和雪莉·伯克一起，后来我们又和阿里录了一期，但之后我们调整了播出顺序。

No, I thought it was the maybe because remember when we did, we recorded our first episode, I think was with Sheryl Burke and then we recorded the one with Ali, but then we switched how we aired them.

但我认为我最糟糕的那段日子是当我服用安眠药后，会给我手机里每个曾经约会过的男人发短信。

But I thought my bad week was when I used to take Ambien and then I would text every guy in my phone that I have remotely ever dated.

给大约20个男人发了类似'嗨。'这样的短信。

Texted like 20 guys just like, hi, period.

然后第二天醒来，发现要么被拉黑了，要么别人以为我是想约炮之类的。

And then the next morning I woke up with like either being blocked or people thinking it was a booty call or whatever.

我怀念...我是说，我并不怀念单身的日子，但我确实

I miss, I mean, I don't miss the single days, but I do

怀念那些故事。

miss the stories.

哦，

Oh,

天啊。

God.

这真的会让你很兴奋，你知道的，那种评判高低起伏的感觉。

It really gives you a high, you know, judging kind of highs and lows.

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They'll search across all of Macy's brands to curate the right thing or even a little combo.

如果你需要送货上门，他们也能搞定，而且首次造型师服务可享购物8折优惠。

And if you need it shipped, they can handle that too, And you'll get 20% off your purchase from your first stylist session.

没错。

Yep.

8折优惠。

20% off.

此外，梅西百货亲友特惠活动正在进行中，精品珠宝7-5折，美妆香氛额外85折。

Plus Macy's friends and family event is happening now with 30 to 50% off fine jewelry and an extra 15% off beauty and fragrance.

现在就行动吧。

Go now.

在梅西官网或实体店选购。

Shop at macy's.com or in store.

未来的你会非常满意。

Future you will be very pleased.

姐妹们，我是凯尔蒂。

Lady gang, it's Kelty.

听着。

And listen.

你知道我们现在正处于精致女孩时代，我得跟你聊聊脱毛这件事。

You know we are in our smooth girl eras, and I need to talk to you about nare.

我以前总是那种临出门前两分钟才慌慌张张抓起剃刀的女孩。

I used to be the kind of girl that would grab my razor in a panic two minutes before I left the house.

结果总是把脚踝刮破，最后只能贴着创可贴或者垫着纸巾，穿着高跟鞋狼狈地去派对，简直尴尬死了。

I would end up cutting up my ankles, and I would have, like, a Band Aid or a little bit of tissue with my pump as I freaking went to the party, and I'd be so embarrassed.

不

Nope.

这不是我们想成为的那种女孩

This is not the kind of girl we want to be.

我是一个全新的女人

I am a new woman.

我是个有准备的女人，一个平和的女人，一个在别人慌乱时还能去角质的女人，这都多亏了NARA产品

I'm a woman of preparation, a woman of peace, a woman who exfoliates while everyone else spirals, and that is because of these NARA products.

新配方简直不可思议，温和又舒适

The new formulas are incredible, gentle.

它们闻起来很香

They smell good.

能让我们的皮肤保持柔软、光滑、无刺激，而且效果比刮毛持久得多

They keep our skin soft, smooth, and irritation free, plus it lasts days longer than shaving.

现在我最喜欢的产品是沐浴乳

Now my favorite product is the shower cream.

我必须实话告诉你。

I have to be honest with you.

这简直是连凯尔蒂都能轻松使用的。

This is, like, even Kelty proof.

你只需涂抹它。

You put it on.

你只需要等待淋浴水温热起来。

You literally wait for the water to warm up in your shower.

然后走进去。

You go in.

用小块毛巾冲洗掉，皮肤就会变得光滑。

You rinse it off with a little washcloth, and you are smooth.

快去你最喜欢的商店或网上购买Nare产品吧。

Go pick up Nare at your favorite store or online.

记住，现在你必须在Instagram上关注NareCare账号，因为我们正在'十二天光滑'活动期间赠送一整年的Nare产品。

And remember, right now, you gotta be following along at NareCare on Instagram because we're giving away a full year of Nare during our twelve days smooth campaign.

所以赶快行动起来，访问NareCare，关注我们，说不定你就赢了。

So head on over, visit NareCare, and follow along because you might just win.

嘿。

Hey.

大家好啊？

What's up, y'all?

凯莉·克莱森与Wayfair合作。

Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair.

我最喜欢的节日活动就是装饰整个房子。

My favorite thing about the holidays, decking out my whole house.

这不是比赛，但如果是的话，我肯定能用Wayfair赢下这个季节。

It's not a competition, but if it was, well, I'd win the season with Wayfair.

户外充气圣诞老人？

Outdoor inflatable Santa?

在Wayfair上买的。

Got it on Wayfair.

圣诞树、彩灯和装饰品？

Trees, lights, and ornaments?

装饰品？

Ornaments?

Wayfair。

Wayfair.

待客必备品如餐桌椅、床具、床单和毛巾？

Hosting must haves like dining sets, beds, sheets, and towels?

Wayfair。

Wayfair.

想要快速免费配送各种符合你风格的物品，请访问wayfair.com或下载Wayfair应用，赢得节日季。

For everything in your style delivered with fast and free shipping, visit wayfair.com or the Wayfair app to win the season.

不过再说一次，这不是比赛。

But again, it's not a competition.

Wayfair，万千风格，万千家庭。

Wayfair, every style, every home.

名媛帮。

The Lady Gang.

我确实想聊聊

I do wanna talk

关于我糟糕的一周。

to about my bad week.

说吧。

Go.

嗯哼。

Mhmm.

听着。

So listen.

我大约凌晨4:15就去上班了。

I go to work at about 04:15 in the morning.

天啊。

Oh my god.

你还记得我那些年沉迷讲故事让人受不了的日子吗？

Do you remember the insufferable years of me embracing stories?

在凌晨4点15分。

At 04:15 in the morning.

那曾是我的全部人设。

It was my whole personality.

是啊。

Yeah.

好吧。

Okay.

我要跳过这段，因为说实话那甚至不算太糟。

I'm skipping that because I, like, can't even it wasn't even that bad.

我糟糕的一周是这样的：我下车时头发还裹着头巾，结果撞见凯文·弗雷泽，当时尴尬得要死，觉得自己这样邋里邋遢地上镜太不专业了。

My bad week was that, like, I got out of the car and I had my like, turban on my hair and was, like, saw Kevin Frazier and was, like, all embarrassed that I wasn't being professional and showing up to set looking like shit.

我当时就想，你们应该...十分钟后我又觉得，天啊我绝对是片场最丑的人。

And I was like, you guys should have like, 10 later, I'm like, oh, I'm the ugliest person when I go to set.

算了吧。

Like, forget about it.

其实真的不怎么样。

So really not that good.

所以我一直都是这个播客里的Excel表格。

So I've always just been the Excel spreadsheet to this podcast.

贝卡，你还记得你的吗？

Do you remember yours, Becca?

是那次猫过敏发作吗？

Was it the cat allergy attack?

我本来想匿名的，因为这事发生在我一个好朋友家里。

Now I was gonna keep this anonymous because it happened at one of my good friend's houses.

周日晚上我和她共进晚餐时，我告诉她我要把这个故事用在播客里。

And I had dinner with her on Sunday night, and I was telling her, I'm using this story for the podcast.

我说我会保持匿名的。

And I was like, I will keep it anonymous.