《现代爱情：播客版》隆重推出

面对现实吧，你什么时候经历过一段按计划发展的感情？

Let's face it, when have you ever been in a relationship that's gone as planned?

有时我会想起二十八年前我和妻子对彼此许下的誓言。我们已不再是当年的自己。

Sometimes I think about the vows my wife and I made to each other twenty eight years ago. We're different people than we once were.

我甚至不喜欢他，我擦着眼泪说。他是个骗子。我不能把余生都浪费在他身上。

And I don't even like him, I said, wiping my tears. He's a liar. I can't spend the rest of my life with him.

像这样被推进手术室，旁边还躺着个穿性感裙子的女人，简直就是在昭告天下这是性爱事故。

Being wheeled into surgery like this alongside a woman in a sexy dress pretty much screamed sex injury.

《现代爱情》是《纽约时报》的热门专栏，现在将以播客形式呈现。要如何向新交往的男友坦白自己即将失明，这真是个难题。

Modern Love, a popular New York Times column, is coming to you as a podcast. There is no good way to tell a new guy in your life that you're going blind.

在这两位优雅的南方淑女之间，我们家就像西部老片里的小镇——根本容不下她们俩同时存在。

Between these two genteel southern ladies, our family became an old West town. It just wasn't big enough for both of them.

由一些熟悉的声音主演。嘿，我是艾美·罗森。

Starring some familiar voices. Hey, this is Emmy Rossum.

嗨，我是杰森·亚历山大。

Hi, this is Jason Alexander.

嘿，我是詹纽瑞·琼斯。

Hey, it's January Jones.

嘿，我是贾德·阿帕图。

Hey, it's Jud Apatow here.

现代爱情会让你开怀大笑。

Modern love will make you laugh.

上面一切都还好吗？

Is everything alright up there?

它也会让你流泪。

It'll make you cry.

我开始给医院打电话，然后是停尸房。

I started calling hospitals, then morgues.

这会让你思考。我们不能一直叫你爸爸，他说，如果你要成为一个女孩。那太奇怪了。我是玛格娜·丘克罗巴迪，我将担任你的主持人。《现代爱情》这个播客是《纽约时报》与波士顿NPR电台WBUR的合作项目。

It'll make you think. We can't keep calling you daddy, he said, if you're gonna be a girl. That's too weird. I'm Magna Chukrobardi, and I'll be your host. Modern love, the podcast, is collaboration between The New York Times and WBUR, Boston's NPR station.

关于爱、失去与救赎的故事。你解脱了，我说。不必愧疚。我爱你。我也爱你。

Stories of love, loss, and redemption. You're off the hook, I said. No guilt. I love you. I love you too.

《现代爱情》，每周四更新一集。立即在iTunes订阅，一听倾心。

Modern Love, a new episode every Thursday. Subscribe today on iTunes and fall in love at First Listen.