额外预览：口交技巧

伙计们，你们知道劳伦和我有多爱我们的Patreon社区。

Guys, you know how much Lauren and I love our Patreon community.

我们在那边有很多活动。

We have so much going on over there.

我们有竞赛、赠品活动、群聊功能，还会上传照片，也会写博客，对吧？

We have competitions, giveaways, we've got a group chat, we put pictures in there, we do blogs as well, don't we?

没错。

We do.

非常热闹有趣

It's very bing bong

他们。

them.

哦，那边可热闹了。

Oh, there's a lot going on in there.

你还能收听无广告的剧集，每周五还有额外福利内容。

You get to listen to ad free episodes and you get the bonus episode on a Friday as well.

各位，试试Patreon吧。

You guys, give Patreon a go.

我们保证你一定会爱上它。

We promise you will absolutely love it.

这真的就像一个大型女生群聊。

It really is one big girls group chat.

所以我们想和大家分享本周加更片段。

So we wanted to share a little snippet of this week's bonus episode with you guys.

加更啦，宝贝。

Bonus, baby.

哦。

Oh.

这就是加更内容，宝贝。

This is the bonus, baby.

刚才你们听到我们聊到同居了。

So you heard us talk about shacking.

是啊。

Yeah.

现在我可得他妈的小心了，因为Ed的同事都在听。

Now I've gotta be fucking careful because people from Ed's work listen.

所以如果你以为我在那种情况下会闭嘴，不，别担心。

So if you thought I shut up in that situation, no, don't worry.

我是个下贱的荡妇。

I'm a filthy whore.

所以我现在和闺蜜们在一起，希望没有家人在场，这样我就能

So I am with my close friends and hopefully no family here, so I can

跟你聊聊：你妈妈有Patreon账号吗？

talk to you about Does your mom have Patreon?

懂那种婊子类型吧。

Know the type bitch.

不，我很庆幸她没有。

No, I'm glad she doesn't.

不。

No.

我不想让贝丝听到这些。她每周都听，还会给我反馈。

I don't want Beth listening to this She listens every week and she gives me feedback.

她每周都听。

She listens every week.

是啊。

Yeah.

她说关于生育能力的那期很棒，

She said the The fertility one, she said it was amazing and

她很喜欢。

she loved it.

那她有没有说过'太恶心了，我不想听这些'之类的话？

About, does she ever say that's disgusting, I didn't wanna hear that?

没有。

No.

因为她知道我会直接说

Because she knows I'd just go

滚开。

fuck off.

你爸爸会听吗？

Do your dad listen?

想想当

Think when

妈妈不会，我也不能。

mom No, and I I can't.

我妈妈绝对不会听，我也不想让她听，她没必要听这些。

It my mom absolutely doesn't and I don't want her to, she shouldn't need to hear that.

对，我们现在在讨论口交。

Right, we are talking now about blowjobs.

你还记得第一次给人做口交吗？

So do you remember giving your first blowjob?

因为我肯定把那段记忆屏蔽掉了，那一定是个创伤性经历，因为你会想，

Because I must have blocked that out of my head, it must have been a traumatic experience because you're like,

这东西该怎么处理？

what do you do with this?

我有个相关的故事。

I've got story about this.

对着它吹气。

Blow on it.

什么？

What?

比如，为什么叫吹箫（口交）呢？

Like, why is it called a blow job?

我有个关于这的故事，这就是我失去...我觉得我之前说过，老实说我都忘了我们聊过哪些没聊哪些。

I've got a story about this, and this is how I lost, I think I've said it to be fair, I forget what we've said and what we haven't.

这就是我失去童贞的经过。

This is how I lost my virginity.

因为对方要求我口交，我太害怕了，所以选择了坐上去

Because I was asked to give a blow job and I was that frightened that I chose to sit on

阴茎上。

the penis instead.

合理。

Fair.

这样更容易。

It's easier.

那是我的第一次，我就是这样失去童贞的。

It was my first time, that's how I lost my virginity.

因为对方问，能给我口交吗？

Because the person was like, can I have a blowjob?

我当时想，我完全不知道该怎么处理那个。

And I thought, I do not know what to do with that.

或者不是在学校的迪斯科舞会上吗？

Or wasn't it at school disco?

看着那阴茎，我看着那阴茎心想，我完全不知道该怎么办。

Looked at the penis I looked at the penis and thought, I've got no idea.

所以我就直接坐了上去。

So I just sat on it.

这就是我有多害怕口交。

So that's how frightened I was of blowjobs.

我不记得——在

I don't remember- At

至少你没把它放进屁股里。

least you didn't put it in your ass.

放进我屁股里。

In my ass.

我不记得第一次给人做口交——我也是。

I don't remember giving my first ever blowjob- Same.

我记得第一次被用手指插入的感觉。

I remember getting fingered for the first time.

那是在曼彻斯特的AMC影院。

It was in the AMC cinema in Manchester.

我不记得被指交过，而且我当时穿着第一条Miss Sixty牛仔裤。

I don't remember getting fingered And I was wearing Miss for first 60 jeans.

知道。

Know.

但那确实很紧身，对吧？

But that was a tight fit, yeah?

我不记得我的第一次口交。

I don't remember my first blowjob.

我不记得我的第一次指交。

I don't remember my first finger.

这类事情我全都不记得了。

I don't remember anything like that.

真的完全不记得。

I really don't.

好吧，我们这里有男性写的关于口交的建议。

Right, well, we've got tips for blowjobs written by a man.

那让我们看看他们怎么说。

So let's see what they're saying.

好的。

Right.

慢慢开始，劳伦。

Start slowly, Lauren.

好的。

Okay.

即使它变硬了，也别以为已经完全勃起。

Even if it's hard, don't assume it's a full erection.

啊，好的。

Ah, okay.

所以我们慢慢开始。

So we start slowly.

我们不会一开始就直奔主题。

We don't go all straight in.

慢慢来，让血液流动起来。

Get glowing slow and like, get the blood moving.

用手指轻拍。

Tap with your fingers.

哦。

Oh.

用舌头挑逗并轻轻捏几下。

Tease with your tongue and apply some light pinches.

捏？

Pinches?

沿着阴茎上下移动。

Up and down the shaft.

我们正在捏阴茎的

We're pinching the shaft at

我们正在捏住轴部。

this We're pinching the shaft.

对。

Right.

这些，我是说，没错。

These, I mean, yeah.

所以它说当变硬时要用更大力度开始吸吮。

So it's saying start sucking with more force when it's got hard.

等我们准备好的时候。

When we're ready.

结合使用手和嘴。

Use a combination of hands and mouth.

我觉得这相当明显。

I think that's quite obvious.

我觉得这样挺好的。

I think that's quite okay.

因为你也需要休息一下。

Because also you need a break.

是啊。

Yeah.

会疼的。

It hurts.

如果需要

If need a

休息，就用手吧。

break, just use your hand.

谢谢你，双手。

Thank you, hands.

你省去了动作。越湿越好 越好。

You've saved moving The wetter, the better.

我觉得那是

I think that's

我认为，这是我的最佳建议。

That is, I think, my top tip.

是的，我会说越湿越好。

Yeah, the wetter, I would say.

你觉得呢？

What do you say?

我认为这很明显。

I think that's obvious.

就像我们之前说过的，如果你喝了酒，可能不是最佳时机，附近最好准备些低度水。

And I think you, like we've said before, if you've had a drink, maybe not a great time to And have have some some low drop water if nearby.

你是

You're

模仿你伴侣自慰的方式，但用你的嘴。

Emulate how your partner masturbates, but with your mouth.

在他自慰或你们做爱时多加留意。

Pay attention when he's masturbating or when you're having sex.

公平。

Fair.

没错，确实是这样。

Yeah, that's right actually.

我做过那种事。

I've done that.

当他快要

When he's about

到达高潮时，他会像兔子一样加快速度吗？

to climb, does he go faster like a rabbit?

他会全程保持稳定的节奏吗？

Does he keep a steady tempo throughout?

但如果是一次性的情况，你可能没有

But if it's a one off or a situation, you might not have

见过那种情况。

seen that.

你还注意到什么？

What else do you notice?

他动作慢吗？

Does he go slow?

他的手动得快吗？

Does he move his hands quickly?

快得都看不清了。

They become a blur.

而其他人只专注于阴茎头部，完全忽略了茎干部分。

Whereas others solely focus on the head of their penis, ignoring the shaft entirely.

你要用嘴和手模仿他们大师级的节奏。

You want to copy their master butchery rhythm with your mouth and hands.

所以基本上，就是看他自慰然后

So basically, watch him having a whack and then

然后模仿。

And then copy.

用上你口腔里的所有触感。

Use all the textures in your mouth.

提供不同角度和感觉。

Provide angles and sensations.

你不需要一直吸吮。

You don't need to suck the whole time.

再回到手的动作上。

Goes back to the hands.

你不需要一直吸吮。

You don't need to suck the whole time.

不需要。

No.

我们

Are

真的在吸吗？

we actually sucking?

我确实在吸。

I do suck.

是啊。

Yeah.

有点，因为这样会让...或者

Bit because then it makes makes Or

一个客人来创建频道。

a guest to make a channel.

去

To go

进入另一个空间，我的引擎室。

into the other dime, my engine room.

为了让火车进入

For the train to go in the

嗯，那就会创造一个

Well then it creates a

对，是的。

right, yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

因为否则隧道就会像

Because otherwise a tunnel, like a

风洞一样，就像伦敦地铁穿行的那种管道。

wind tunnel, like the tube London going through.

没错。

Right.

是的。

Yeah.

别忘了睾丸和会阴部。

Don't forget the testicles and the perineum.

我们要对睾丸和会阴部做什么？

What are we doing with the testicles and the perineum?

会阴部我习惯称之为'股沟'。

The perineum is what I would call a gooch.

什么

What

我们要怎么处理它们？

are we doing with them?

对，基本上有些男性不喜欢你快速触碰他们的睾丸，所以你觉得

Right, so basically some men don't like you touching their balls fast So do you think

你就

you just

先试试看反应如何？

give it a go and see the reaction?

只要让他们感到安全就行，也许。

Just make them feel safe, maybe.

也许吧。

Maybe.

要

Do

我们要观察反应吗？

we gauge the reaction?

确保你的手能上下滑动。

Make sure your hand can slide up and down.

这里也写着。

It says on here as well.

尝试不同的口交姿势，蜘蛛侠式。

Try different blowjob positions, Spider Man.

现在谁他妈还用69式啊？

Who the fuck does 69s now?

不。

No.

不。

No.

乱七八糟的事情太多了，应接不暇。

There's too much shit Too much going on.

你刚才说什么？

You're like, what?

比如说，别怕用力吸。

Like, don't be afraid to suck hard.

哦，好吧。

Oh, okay.

边缘控制。

Edging.

边缘控制？

Edging?

什么是边缘控制？

What's edging?

你难道不知道什么是边缘控制吗？

Do you not know what edging is?

是啊。

Yeah.

什么是边缘控制？

What's edging?

你会戏弄他们吗？

Do you tease them?

就是当他们快要高潮时，他们会说'我要来了'，你就说'不行'。

So when they're about to come, they're like, I'm gonna come, you go, No.

对，但如果你这样做太多次，确实。

Yeah, but if you do that too many times, Yeah.

显然这非常危险。

So apparently it very risky.

如果是第一次的话我是不会尝试边缘控制的

I would not be edging if it's a first time My

我朋友在约会快结束时，她真的很讨厌那个男的。

friend got to the end of seeing someone and she like really hated him.

所以每天他准备做饭时，她就会说‘对，加入前列腺’

So every day he's about to cook, she'd be like yeah, incorporate prostates

对我来说。

to me.

没错，我对这个很感兴趣。

Right, I'm interested in this.

所以这就是

So this is

古驰区和混蛋就这样进去了

the Gucci area and the arsehole So going in the

这是另一回事。

this is another thing.

如果你给某人吹箫，但你们关系没那么熟，或者熟到可以做这个，你会用手指插入吗？还是

If you're giving somebody a blowjob and you don't know them that well, or you know them well enough to do that, do you put the finger in or is

就那样不插？

that just not?

嗯，这里说，劳伦，很多男性会用前列腺刺激器或类似的东西来自慰。

Well, says here, Lauren, many men masturbate with a prostate stimulator or a Yeah.

它被叫做Pokemonk。

It was called a Pokemonk.

是啊。

Yeah.

但前列腺刺激器是什么？

But what's a prostate stimulator?

我猜就是塞进屁股的东西吧。

I guess just something that goes up your bottom.

如果你有elixir bummer的话。

If you have elixir bummer.

对。

Yeah.

那东西又叫什么来着？

What's that called again?

Rimin。

Rimin.

边缘和舔肛。

Edge and rimming.

用振动棒。

Use a vibrator.

我猜那是个舒适点。

I'm guessing that's a peace spot.

它小小的，上面有个东西防止被吸进去。

It's like a little, and it's got a thing on it so it can't get sucked up.

不过我有个问题。

I've got a question though.

如果我们处于恋爱关系但未完全确立，且有性行为，在给对方口交时，是否要把手指伸入他们后庭

If we are in a relationship but not a full on relationship and we're sexual and we're giving them a blow job, are we putting a finger in their bottom

是啊，或者那也算一种测试。

Yeah, or is that way test too it.

不，你应该试试看。

No, you should test it.

我的意思是，这取决于你。

I mean, it's up to you.

你做

You do

我认为这是个因人而异的事情。

your I think it's a personalized thing.

不知道你是否应该直接尝试。

Don't know if you just go for it with that.

你会吗？

Would you?

你需要试探一下，因为有些人可能会非常生气

You test the water because some of them would absolutely be mad

你肯定有像Cardi B那样的夸张指甲。

sure you've got like fucking Cardi B nails.

在他即将达到高潮时施加更多压力。

Apply more pressure as he starts to reach an orgasm.

在整个高潮过程中保持刺激。

Keep stimulation throughout the orgasm.

所以当他快射的时候，你不能直接停下。

So when he's coming, you don't just stop.

是啊。

Yeah.

但你必须知道何时停下，因为他可能会持续太久，然后他

But you have to know when to stop because then he can carry on for too long and he

就会，哇哦。

go, woah.

对啊。

Yeah.

詹姆斯有时候就会这样。

James will do that sometimes.

他会说，哇哦。

He'll go, woah.

既然今天我们聊到了性和各种话题，如果你有什么随机的怀孕故事，也请告诉我。

So given the topic of sex and all sorts of things we've been talking about today, also do tell me if you've got any random pregnancy stories.

没错，我有一套很风骚的衣服。

Right, I've got a slutty suit.

嗨姑娘们，超爱这个播客，请继续关注我哦。

Hi girls, love the pod, please keep me an on.

所以在我和男友刚约会那会儿，我决定开始尝试蘑菇松露。

So in the early days of dating my boyfriend, I decided to start experimenting with mushroom truffles.

哇。

Wow.

不，听我说。

Not, listen to this.

如果你还没试过这个，我强烈推荐。

If you've not tried this, I highly recommend it.

做爱时，感觉就像你们的灵魂相连，合为一体。

It feels like your souls connect and turn into one body when you have sex.

什么？

What?

谷歌搜索‘蘑菇松露’。

Google's mushroom truffles.

总之，在这些美妙的性觉醒体验后，我们决定加大剂量来提升体验。

Anyway, after these amazing sexual awakening experiences, we decided to take it up a notch by upping our dose.

哦，不。

Oh, no.

又加了半块松露。

With another half a truffle.

哦，不。

Oh, no.

大错特错。

Big mistake.

哦，不。

Oh, no.

我们彻底完蛋了。

We were absolutely fucked.

与我们平常安静、感性而亲密的体验不同，我们喝着酒，在房间里飞来飞去，墙壁都在移动摇晃。

Rather than our usual quiet, sensual, and intimate experience, We were drinking alcohol, flying around the house as the walls were moving and shaking.

我们决定更进一步，试试看吸着气球做爱会是什么感觉。

We decided to take it up a notch and see what it would be like to have sex while doing a balloon.

为什么不呢？

Why not?

你是怎么拿到那个的？

How did get that?

是啊，但当你这么做的时候

Yeah, but then when you do

吸气球时，你会感觉自己脱离了

a balloon, you feel you're outside of your

对，这就是重点。

Yeah, that's the point.

沉浸其中。

In it.

就像是

It's like Have

你以前试过吗，克里斯蒂娜？

you done one before, Christina?

哦，糟糕。

Oh, shit.

比如什么？

Like, what?

我喜欢搞笑的东西。

I like laughing stuff.

至少第五天晚上你还有精力出去玩。

That you have on nights out at least day five.

我爱它们。

I love them.

我喜欢它们。

I like them.

其实没什么感觉。

Don't really feel anything.

而你，你那些Poppers之后会让你头疼欲裂。

And you you Poppers are gonna give you crippling headache after.

是啊。

Yeah.

她被逮到吸食高级货了。

She's caught high grade.

知道这个会让人头疼欲裂，我记不清我童年的那些事了。

Know this is giving crippling I can't remember butch of my childhood.

想知道为什么。

Wonder why.

我弯着腰趴在沙发上，一边被干一边吸着气球。

I was bent over the sofa, Being shagged while sucking on a balloon.

我们看起来可能就像你在暗巷里会见到的那种场景。

And we probably looked like something that you might see down a dark alley.

然后我骑到上面上下晃动，同时还在玩气球。

I then got on top and was bouncing up and down and doing a balloon.

我的肌肉可能因为气球放松了，因为我放了个超响的屁。

And my muscles must have got loose from the balloon because I let out the biggest fart No.

我试图继续装作无事发生，但那味道实在太臭了。

I tried to carry on and pretend it didn't happen, but it really stunk.

蘑菇肯定会导致臭屁，那味道直接把我熏清醒了。

It soaked, mushrooms must give you smelly farts, and it sobbed me right up.

我立刻清醒了过来。

I snapped out of it immediately.

我们都默默起身穿好了衣服。

We both got up and got dressed silently.

我们上床时又亲热了一次。

We had a piece when we went to bed.

我们至今从未提起那个屁，但我们现在还在一起。

We never ever mentioned the fart, but we're still together now.

哦。

Oh.

但从那件事中我得到的是，我现在对蘑菇鲨鱼有点兴趣了。

But what I've taken from that is I'm quite interested now in a little mushroom shark.

现在人人都在追捧蘑菇。

Everyone's on the mushroom hype.

我挺感兴趣的

I'm interested

关于蘑菇这玩意儿。

in the mushroom thing.

就像我们上次聊过大麻之类的，对吧？说到我对什么都特别敏感，所以我真的不...

Like we spoke about weed and stuff, didn't we, last time, and how sensitive I am to everything, so I'm No, really

我昨晚服用了蘑菇，但这些都是合法的，合法的蘑菇，因为西耶娜·米勒说‘试试这个’，不过我当时已经喝了几杯葡萄酒。

I took mushrooms last night, but these are legal, legal mushrooms, because Sienna Miller was like, take these, but I'd had a few glasses of wine.

我已经服用它们大约一周了，我给你发过消息，说它们真的很不错，而且我睡得很好，因为我在尝试戒掉褪黑素。

And I've taken them for like a week, I sent you them, and I was like, they're really good, and I had a really nice sleep off them because I'm trying to get off the melatonin.

你觉得

How did

醒来时感觉如何？

you feel when you woke up?

还好。

Fine.

有点迷糊。

Bit foggy.

不过

But

昨晚我喝了大约半瓶葡萄酒。

last night I had about half a bottle of wine.

我们那天压力很大，对吧。

We'd had a stressful day, hadn't Yeah.

我需要放松一下。

And I needed to unwind.

总之，我在为自己找借口

Anyway, justifying my

听着，这没什么大不了的。

Listen, it doesn't matter.

如果你想喝半瓶酒，亲爱的，那就喝吧。

If you wanna drink half a bottle of wine, hon, you do that.

我昨天喝了一杯，平时不这样的，所以

I had a glass yesterday and I don't normally, so

所以我吃了那些蘑菇，做的梦可不妙。

So I took the mushrooms and the dream I had was not okay.

所以我觉得人们说得对，你可以吃蘑菇，但别碰酒。

So I think that people are right in saying you can do the mushrooms but don't go near the alcohol.

就像我们之前讨论大麻时说的那样。

It's like what we were saying with the weed.

所以你不能碰它。

So you can't have it.

好吧，你梦到

Well, you dreamt that

你是杰玛·柯林斯的替补舞者，所以没错。

you were Gemma Collins' backup dancer, so Yeah.

嗯，我当时在她的节目上。

Well, I was on her thing.

杰玛需要做心肺复苏，还有个长着时钟脸的男人。

Gemma had to have CPR, and there was a man with a face that was a clock.

他们还试图偷我的手提包。

And they tried to steal my handbags.

我的膝盖真的很疼。

My knees are really sore.

你知道吗

You know

当你醒来时想着，我没睡觉是因为一直在做这些疯狂的事。

when you wake up and you think, I didn't sleep because I was doing all these mad things.

是啊，因为我是Gemma Collie的伴舞，所以没睡觉。

Yeah, because I was Gemma Collie's backing dancers, I didn't sleep.

老实说，不过我认识一些抽THC电子烟的人。

Honestly, but yeah, I know people that do the THC vape.

不。

No.

害怕。

Scared.

在美国很多人都因为害怕而抽这个。

A lot of people in America do them as Scared.

对，基本上就是大麻里的那种成分。

Yeah, it's basically like the bit of what's in weed.

是真的，我跟你说过我拿错东西的故事。

It's real I've told you the story when I took the wrong one.

电子烟。

Vape.

胶囊。

Capsule.

胶囊。

Capsule.

大麻胶囊。

A weed capsule.

听着，我之前告诉过你。

Listen, I've told you before.

真有这种东西吗？

Is that a thing?

我想我以前用过烟弹，但我可以再告诉你一遍。

Had pod before I think, but I'll tell you again.