办公室美食

没错。

That's right.

然后你在'本地广告'那集里有德怀特的火箭发射器。

And then you have Dwight's rocket launcher in local ad.

记得那集吗？德怀特在玩那个网游《第二人生》。

So remember in that episode, Dwight is playing that online game, Second Life?

噢，是的。

Oh, yes.

吉姆在里面也有个角色，德怀特在果冻0里找到了他的火箭发射器。

And Jim has a character in it too, and Dwight finds his rocket launcher in Jell 0.

最后还有德怀特在经理和销售员身份时的电话。

And then lastly, Dwight's phone in manager and salesman.

哦，是啊。

Oh, yeah.

所以那绝对是个贯穿始终的食物梗。

So that was definitely a running food gag.

嗯，还有好多呢。

Well, there are so many more.

我正在回忆往事，突然想到迈克尔对培根的热爱，这后来导致他烫伤了脚。

I was going down memory lane, and I thought of just Michael's love of bacon, which then leads him to burning his foot.

经典。

Classic.

然后，你知道，有些被删掉的场景又被加回到超级粉丝集里了，比如瑞安从加油站给迈克尔带的所有食物造成的伤害。

And then, you know, there's those scenes that were deleted that have been added back to the super fan episode for the injury of all the food that Ryan brings Michael from the gas station.

这简直太不可思议了。

It's pretty incredible.

然后我想到了德怀特为了把口香糖弄出来，不得不往迈克尔头发上抹花生酱，还有迈克尔带去大卫·华莱士派对上的商店买的土豆沙拉。

And then I thought of the peanut butter that Dwight has to put in Michael's hair to get the gum out or the store bought potato salad that Michael brings to David Wallace's party.

还有菲莉丝的微波爆米花打断了精致物品俱乐部的会议呢？

How about Phyllis's microwave popcorn that interrupts the finer things club meeting?

太棒了。

So good.

这些都是食物被用作剧情点的方式。

These are all ways that food is used as a plot point.

比如凯文的辣椒、安吉拉的布朗尼，还有安迪做的樱桃朱比利。

I mean, Kevin's chili, Angela's brownies, Andy making cherries jubilee.

当然，还有瑞恩引发火灾的奶酪皮塔饼。

And, of course, Ryan's cheese pita that started the fire.

是啊。

Yeah.

例子太多了，但我想我最喜欢的食物剧情线可能是让我们认识‘壁灯苹果酒’的那段。

There are so many, but I think maybe my favorite food plotline is the one that led us to meet sconcey cider.

哦，壁灯苹果酒啊。

Oh, sconcey cider.

而且你知道吗，我在准备这期‘美食特辑’时，特意去超级粉丝集里重温了命名那一段。

And, you know, lady, I went to the super fan episode for christening when I was prepping this episode of all about food.

我本来希望能看到更多关于壁灯苹果酒的内容。

I was just hoping there was more sconcey cider.

结果并没有。

There's not.

哦。

Oh.

就这样。

That's it.

你只能得到这些

You get what you

得到。

get.

你得到的。

What you get.

嗯。

Mhmm.

嗯，我在想所有的圣诞派对。

Well, I was thinking about too just all of the Christmas parties.

所有的派对。

All the parties.

嗯。

Mhmm.

食物。

The food.

是啊。

Yeah.

太多了。

So much.

当然，还有我们实际不得不吃的那些东西，比如梅雷迪思的冰淇淋蛋糕、椒盐脆饼日的脆饼。

And then, of course, there are all the things that we actually had to eat, like Meredith's ice cream cake, pretzels on pretzel day.

内莉不得不吃掉所有那些玉米卷。

Nelly had to eat all those tacos.

凯文吃了一根生西兰花梗，克里德的绿豆芽，克里德的生土豆，迈克尔的蛋黄酱橄榄，迈克尔的阿尔弗雷多宽面，呃，还有趣味跑步时德怀特吃的那个让大家反感的煮鸡蛋，当然，最后我们还在破产风波中一起吃了派。

Kevin ate a stalk of raw broccoli, Creed's mung beans, Creed's raw potato, Michael's mayo and olives, Michael's fettuccine Alfredo, ugh, and fun run, Dwight eating a hard boiled egg that made everyone sick, And then, of course, we all got to eat pie in Workbust.

哦，是啊。

Oh, yeah.

那个派太好吃了。

That pie was so good.

是啊。

Yeah.

我回想了一下办公室里我最喜欢的美食场景，那个派绝对是其中之一。

I was thinking back to some of my favorite office food scenes, and the pie is definitely one of them.

比如，我永远忘不了那个派。

Like, I'll never forget that pie.

我永远忘不了那个派，因为我们为了得到它经历了那么多。

I'll never forget that pie because of what we went through to get it.

我知道。

I know.

但你知道还有什么我永远忘不了吗？就是楼顶上的烤奶酪三明治。

But you know what else I'll never forget is the grilled cheese on the roof.

吉姆和帕姆的烤奶酪约会。

Jim and Pam's grilled cheese date.

那真是太棒了。

It was so good.

你提到过那个烤奶酪三明治。

You've talked about that grilled cheese.

我知道。

I know.

我觉得你一直在追寻那个特定的烤奶酪三明治。

I feel like you're chasing that one particular grilled cheese.

你吃过接近那种口感的吗？

Have you ever had anything come close to it?

这是个好问题。

That's a good question.

比如，

Like,

自从？

since?

是啊。

Yeah.

我吃过和那个烤奶酪三明治一样好吃的吗？

Have I had a grilled cheese like that grilled cheese?

我不确定有没有。

I don't know if I have.

我要告诉你一个我妈妈做的特别好吃的版本。

I'm gonna tell you one my mom made that was so good.

她用她的煎锅。

She had her skillet.

她在锅里放了一小块黄油。

She put a little pat of butter in there.

嗯哼。

Mhmm.

她准备了厚实的德州吐司，就像美式切达奶酪一样。

She got that thick Texas toast and just like American cheddar cheese.

嗯哼。

Mhmm.

她还给我做了烤奶酪三明治，面包烤得有点脆脆的。

And she made me a grilled cheese, and that bread got a little crispy and crunchy.

然后奶酪变得黏糊糊的，她是在煎锅里做的。

And then the cheese was gooey, and she did it in the skillet.

你知道吗，我儿子有个朋友。

You know, my son has a friend.

每次他去朋友家，朋友的妈妈都会做烤奶酪三明治，听起来跟你说的很像。

And whenever he goes to his friend's house, the mom makes some grilled cheese, and it kinda sounds like that.

嗯哼。

Mhmm.

我要大声喊出来

And I'm gonna shout

她的名字。

her out.

斯蒂芬妮，我在《办公室女郎》里提到你的烤奶酪三明治，因为它在我们家可是传奇。

Stephanie, I'm talking about your grilled cheese on Office Ladies because it is legend in our house.

对我儿子来说，斯蒂芬妮的烤奶酪三明治就像吉姆和帕姆在屋顶上吃的那份一样特别。

Like, Stephanie's grilled cheese is to my son what Jim and Pam's rooftop grilled cheese is.

我在想那天是谁给你做的。

I wonder who made it for you that day.

我很想知道。

I'd love to know.

可能只是菲尔·谢做的。

It might have just been Phil Shea.

很可能。

Probably.

我是说，对啊。

I mean, yeah.

他会为我们准备东西。

He would whip up stuff for us.

是啊。

Yeah.

为了那些场景。

For those scenes.

因为我知道是菲尔·谢在迈克尔公寓为梦之队做了我吃的法式吐司，同样非常美味。

Because I know that Phil Shea made the French toast that I ate in dream team at Michael's condo, and it was likewise delicious.

菲尔·谢给我做了花生酱果酱三明治。

Phil Shea made me peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

当我在背景里需要吃东西时，他会给我做最棒的花生酱果酱三明治。

When I would have to eat something in the background and I needed a sandwich, he would make me the best dang PBJ.

它有什么特别之处？

What was so good about it?

你知道，我觉得是面包的原因。

You know, I feel like it was the bread.

他刚买了很棒的面包。

He just got great bread.

是啊。

Yeah.

是白面包还是全麦面包？

Was it like white bread or wheat bread?

是比较厚的那种面包吗？

Was it like thicker bread?

给我描述一下。

Describe it to me.

他问我的。

He asked me.

伙计们，这简直变成了一集美食节目。

You guys, this is turning into, like, this is like food porn episode.

抱歉。

Sorry.

但请告诉我吧。

But tell me, please.

他列举了所有我可能想要的面包种类。

He listed all the breads I could possibly want.

我就说，菲尔，我其实就想要个普通白面包。

And I was like, Phil, I just like, you know, a basic white bread.

他买的那种，我都不知道是什么。

And the one he got, I don't know what it was.

它有点，怎么说呢，软软的。

It was, like, kinda squishy a little.

你知道的，不是那种湿漉漉的软，而是那种很棒的软。

You know, not damp squishy, like the good Yeah.

弹弹软软的，而且超级好吃。

Bouncy squishy, and it was so yummy.

你知道是哪个吗

You know what one

我另一个最喜欢的童年食物记忆是什么？

of my other favorite onset food memories is?

是奶酪泡芙。

Is the cheese puffs.

它们好吃吗？

Were they good?

不好。

No.

抱歉。

I'm sorry.

我应该说奶酪泡芙给我的生活带来了什么。

I should say it's what the cheese puffs brought to my life.

那很有趣。

It was a lot of fun.

它们有点不新鲜了。

They were kind of stale.

陈腐。

Stale.

我觉得你们好像把所有东西都染成了橙色，

And I think you guys like everything was stained orange,

就像你的指尖一样。

like your fingertips.

是啊。

Yeah.

但拍摄那段时我们玩得很开心。

But we had so much fun shooting that.

安吉拉，我有个问题要问你。

Well, I have a question for you, Angela.

你有没有遇到过必须吃自己讨厌食物的场景？

Did you ever have, like, a scene where you had to eat something that you hated?

倒不是说有多讨厌，

It wasn't so much that I hated.

是它突然让我反胃的时候。

It's when it turned on me.

好吧。

Okay.

事情是这样的。

Here's the thing.

我之前说过这事——我们在拍摄梅雷迪斯生日那集的冰淇淋蛋糕时（她根本不想吃乳制品），那天早上7点就开拍了。

I've talked about this before, but when we have that ice cream cake in the alliance for Meredith's birthday who didn't even want dairy, We started filming that at 7AM.

早上7点，有人递给你一大块冰淇淋蛋糕。

7AM, someone hands you a plate of a big slice of ice cream cake.

你什么都没吃，因为你不是吃早餐的人。

You haven't eaten anything else because you're not a breakfast person.

所以你吃的第一样东西就是一大块冰淇淋蛋糕，然后你花了三个小时才吃完那块蛋糕。

So the first thing you eat is a big honking piece of ice cream cake, And then you eat that piece of cake for three more hours.

是啊。

Yeah.

到最后，你这辈子再也不想吃冰淇淋蛋糕了。

And by the end of it, you don't ever want another piece of ice cream cake again in your life.

我是说，女士，那件事之后好几年，我都没法吃冰淇淋之类的任何东西。

I mean, for years, lady, for years, I could not eat, like, ice cream, anything like ice cream related after that episode.

它真的让我反胃。

It really turned on me.

他们不得不给我拿了个桶。

They had to get me a bucket.

哦，女士，我也是。

Oh, lady, same.

是啊。

Yeah.

一样。

Same.

那真的很艰难。

That was really tough.

然后你记得我试图找出那一集，派对策划委员会那集，我想是圣诞特辑，里面有各种巧克力和巧克力盒。

And then you remember I was trying to figure out the episode where the party planning committee I think it was a Christmas episode where they had all the chocolates and chocolate boxes.

哦，对。

Oh, yeah.

艾德·赫尔姆斯和敏迪这两个以偷吃道具食物出名的家伙开始翻找巧克力，结果有一盒里面居然有蛆。

And Ed Helms and Mindy, who were notorious for eating prop food, started digging into the chocolates, and one had maggots in it.

哦，没错。

Oh, yes.

我记得这事，因为那些巧克力本来就不是给我们吃的。

I remember this because they did not intend for us to eat them.

是的。

Yes.

那些本来只是气味装饰品。

It was supposed to be scent decoration.

结果敏迪和艾德就开始大吃特吃。

And Mindy and Ed started going into them.

然后我们...我懂的。

And we I know.

我的天啊。

Oh my god.

我们都吓疯了。

We freaked out.

我们当时都尖叫着'啊'。

We're like, ah.

哦，那真是太恶心了。

Oh, it was so disgusting.

嗯，这让我想起一件事，但我记不清具体是什么了。

Well, now that's bringing up a memory for me where I can't remember what it was.

我觉得是因为我和BJ在场。

I feel like because it was me and BJ.

BJ也特别爱吃道具食物。

BJ also loved to eat prop food.

当时就像有个大型自助餐。

And there was like a big buffet of food.

天啊，可能是...

Gosh, it might have been.

是排灯节那次吗？

Was it Diwali?

不，不，不，不是。

No, no, no, no.

是在会议室里。

It was in the conference room.

真希望能想起来，那是个会议室场景，摆满了食物。

Oh, I wish I could remember, but it was a conference room scene and there's tons of food.

但剧情设定是我们其实不想吃那些东西。

But like the storyline is that we're actually not wanting to eat it.

我记不清原因了。

I can't remember why.

这是什么。

What this is.

现在可能就有人在那边大声喊这个。

Someone out there is probably like shouting it out right now.

但因为那些食物要长时间摆放，他们喷了些东西保鲜，比如在灯光下防止变质发臭。

But because that food was going to stay out for a long period of time, they had kind of sprayed something on it to keep it safe, like under the lights so it wouldn't get super nasty and smell.

但你们本来就不该吃它。

But you were not supposed to eat it.

而BJ和我，在拍摄间隙，我们一直在自助餐区挑挑拣拣。

And BJ and I, like between takes, we were like picking at the buffet.

他们不得不跑过来阻止说，不行不行不行。

And they had to run over and be like, No, no, no, no.

别吃那个。

Do not eat that.

那甚至不是道具食品。

That is it's not even prop food.

那是装饰性食物。

It's like decorative food.

是啊。

Yeah.

他们就说，别吃装饰用的食物。

They're like, don't eat the decorative food.

他们还给它上了亮光漆

And they had shellacked it

用某种东西，就像那些巧克力一样。

with something, which is like what those chocolates were.

那些就像是装饰品。

Those were like decoration.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

嗯，

Well,

我觉得大部分时候，我都很幸运不用吃任何恶心的东西。

I feel like for the most part, I was really spared from having to eat anything gross.

比如，我想起你们在沙滩游戏上吃的那些热狗。

Like, I I think about you guys and those hot dogs on beach games.

我的角色是个素食主义者。

My character is a vegetarian.

嗯。

Mhmm.

当她需要的时候是。

When she needed to be.

我是说，我们讨论过这个。

I mean, we've discussed that.

有时候她是。

Sometimes she is.

有时候她不是。

Sometimes she isn't.

但我确实没吃那些热狗。

But so I did not eat the hot dogs.

我也没吃，因为我在认真做笔记。

I didn't either because I was taking my diligent notes.

是啊。

Yeah.

但有一大群人吃了，结果他们真的觉得恶心坏了。

But a bunch of people did, and they got real grossed out.

我记得食物变质的那一刻。

I remember when it turned on them.

嗯哼。

Mhmm.

A

A

热狗变质了。

hot dog turning on you.

在户外，大热天在烈日下吃那么多热狗。

Outside, and it was hot out there eating all those hot dogs in the hot sun.

在我们节目里吃得最多的人之一是雷恩·威尔逊。

Well, one of the people who had to do the most eating on our show was Rainn Wilson.

等等。

Wait.

我能打断你一下吗？

Can I just stop you right there?

怎么了？

What is it?

是不得不吃很多，还是选择吃很多？

Had to do a lot of eating or chose to do a lot of eating?

我觉得两者都有。

I think both.

绝对是两者都有。

Definitely both.

因为他一旦认真起来就会全力以赴，其实他本不必吃那么多的。

Because when he commits, he goes all out, and he didn't have to eat as much as he did.

我离城前和Rain共进了午餐。

Well, before I left town, I had lunch with Rain.

午餐后我们坐在车里，他和我分享了他在片场内外的饮食记忆。

And after our lunch, we sat in my car, and he shared his on and offset food memories with me.

真的很温馨。

It was really sweet.

我想让你们都听听。

I want you guys to hear it.

好的。

Okay.

嘿，办公室女士们，各位，听众们。

Hey, office ladies, people, listeners.

这是Rain。

This is Rain.

你好，Rain。

Hi, Rain.

是Jenna。

It's Jenna.

Jenna Fischer。

Jenna Fischer.

我和你一起。

I'm with you.

我们刚吃过午饭。

We just had lunch.

然后Jenna带了她的录音设备，一台非常高档的Tascom录音机，配了很多高档线缆和一个大麦克风，结果她忘了把

And and Jenna brought her sound recording equipment, this very fancy Tascom recorder with lots of fancy cables and and a big mic attached to it, and then she forgot to put

快。

Quick.

我想是没插SIM卡。

I guess the SIM card thing in it.

卡插进去。

The card in it.

所以我们现在用我的手机录音。

So we're recording it on my phone.

然后这是

And this is

是的。

Yes.

嗯，我们刚吃过东西。

Well, we just ate food.

我说，我们正在做一期关于办公室食物的节目，你有些好故事可以分享，因为你既经历过为你设计的疯狂食物剧情——不得不吃些古怪的东西，也主动做出过一些可能...

I said, we're doing an episode about office food, and you have some good stories because you had the very unique position of having both insane food storylines written for you where you had to eat crazy things, but then also you made some choices that you maybe

确实。

I did.

确实。

I did.

不得不应付。

Had to deal with.

但首先，我想说你今天午饭吃的是早餐。

But first of all, I want to say that you had breakfast for lunch today.

没错。

I did.

对。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

所以我们吃了午饭，然后珍娜点了牛油果吐司配水波蛋和培根。

So we had lunch, and then Jenna had the avocado toast with poached eggs and bacon.

我想要牛油果吐司上同时加鸡蛋和培根。

I wanted both eggs and bacon on my avocado toast.

在凌晨1点30分。

And At at 01:30 p.

她豁出去了。

She went for it.

那真是，真是，真是令人赞叹的景象。

And it was it was it was glorious to say to see.

我就喜欢这样有胃口的女人。

I love a woman with with that appetite.

我确实。

I yes.

我从不掩饰自己的欲望。

I've never denied my appetite.

我做不到。

I can't do it.

这个，我喜欢，我喜欢这样。

It I like I like it.

太过了。

Too much.

德怀特也有他的胃口。

And Dwight has his appetite.

没错。

Yes.

他确实如此。

He certainly does.

是的。

Yeah.

不是。

No.

你的问题问到了点子上，因为关键在于。

Your question was right on because here's the thing.

还有一件事让我对演员特别不满，就是看电影时你会发现，在用餐场景中演员们并不是真的在吃东西。

One other thing that really bugs me about actors is when you're watching a movie and you can see that the actors aren't really eating in a meal scene.

他们只是在盘子里拨弄食物。

They're, like, pushing the food around on their plates.

比如把豌豆拨来拨去之类的。

They're pushing the peas around or whatever.

因为你知道，拍摄一个场景需要反复拍很多条不同版本，可能要拍12遍。

Because, you know, when you're shooting a scene, you have to shoot, like, 12 different takes and lots of different versions.

这个我理解。

And, you know, and I get it.

演员们不愿意大口吃东西，毕竟拍12条就意味着要重复吃12次那么多口食物。

People don't wanna, like, be eating enormous mouthfuls of food because you if you do 12 takes, then that's, you know, 12 times however many mouthfuls of food.

但这确实是让我一直很在意的一点。

But that's one thing that's always bugged me.

所以作为演员，我一直以认真真吃为荣。

So I've always kind of, as an actor, prided myself on, like, committing to eating.

嗯，我很欣赏这一点。

Well, I appreciate it.

我是说，看那些伟大的演员在《好家伙》和《教父》里狼吞虎咽地享用意大利大餐和牛排，这多有意思啊？

I mean, how fun is it to watch all of those great actors and, like, Goodfellas and the godfather just, like, devour devour their big Italian meals and their steak?

看起来真是让人满足。

Like, it's so satisfying to watch.

是啊。

Yeah.

没错。

Yeah.

他们总在想办法让德怀特吃东西，因为他们发现我完全像饿狼扑食一样投入这个角色。

And they were always trying to think of ways to have Dwight eating because I think they saw that I fully committed kind of ravenously to the enterprise.

我觉得最难忘的美食记忆是和简吃早餐那次，当时我正在策划克伦蒂斯那集剧情，计划推翻迈克尔。

I think my favorite food memory was the breakfast that I had with Jan when I was planning to that the Crentiss episode when I was planning to overthrow Michael.

我吃了煎饼、鸡蛋、吐司和华夫饼，然后我把所有东西都浇上了糖浆。

And I had pancakes and eggs and toast and waffles, and then I cover the whole thing with syrup.

这可是你自己的选择。

Now that was your choice.

剧本里可没写你要把所有东西都浇上糖浆这么久。

That that was not in the script that you covered it all with syrup for a long time.

对吧？

Right?

还是说不是这样？

Or was it?

我们记不清了。

We don't remember.

我想那是在剧本里。

I I think it was in the script.

我还记得保罗·利伯斯坦跟我讨论过这个场景，就是那种四目相对然后倒糖浆的创意。

And I remember Paul Lieberstein talking to me about it, about the idea of, like, locking eyes with her and then just pouring syrup

为了

for

太久太久。

far too long.

但我觉得他并没有坚持要我像实际拍摄时那样吃那么多煎饼，不过我当时确实大快朵颐了。

But I don't think he insisted that I eat as much as I actually ate in the course of the scene, and I did dig in to those pancakes.

我永远忘不了那个味道。

I'll I'll never forget that flavor.

我很庆幸自己那么做了。

And I'm so glad I did.

那真是太有趣了。

It was so much it was so much fun.

我觉得玛劳拉当时肯定惊呆了，没想到我在那场戏里吃了那么多磅煎饼。

And I think Malaura, I think it kinda blew her mind exactly how many pounds of pancakes I ate during that scene.

但德怀特吃那些快变质食物的场景呢？

But what about the scene where Dwight is eating all of his, like, about to spoil food?

他所有的

All of his

没错。

Right.

是从那种防空洞还是他的避难所里拿的？

From, like, the fallout shelter or his survival shelter?

是啊。

Yeah.

那里有很多大罐头，本来装的应该是甜菜之类的，但我觉得他们往里面放了桃子。

There there were big cans, and I think they were supposed to be canned beets or something, but I think they put peaches in them.

我只记得我当时在吃那种糖浆罐头食品。

I I I just remember I was eating, like, syrupy canned goods.

好吧。

Okay.

不过话说回来，我吃了很多糖浆罐头食品。

But there again, I ate a lot of syrupy canned goods.

我最喜欢的德怀特台词之一就是：'经过一夜缠绵后我饥肠辘辘'。

And one of my favorite Dwight lines is, like, I'm ravenous after a night of of lovemaking.

我忘记桌上有什么了。

I I forget what was on the table.

我记得那场戏里，其实看不清我在吃什么，但我就是在猛吃薯条和汉堡之类的。

I think in the scene, you don't really see what I was eating, but I was just pounding french fries and and hamburgers, I I don't even know what.

但我很喜欢德怀特这个角色的一点是，他从不吝于展现自己面前堆满食物的样子。

But I I love that about Dwight's character that he he did not shirk committing to having a full plates of food.

那Offset呢？

And then what about Offset?

你有收到Sergio的早餐订单吗？

Did you have a breakfast order from Sergio?

你吃过早餐了吗？

Did you have a go to breakfast?

你今天早上吃早餐了吗？

Did you eat breakfast in the morning?

你要点早餐吗？

Would you order breakfast?

哦，是的。

Oh, yeah.

我吃过早餐了。

I had breakfast.

塞尔吉奥和他的餐车，简直超凡脱俗。

Sergio and his food truck, they were just otherworldly.

他们太出色了。

They were magnificent.

我们在《办公室》片场吃到的食物，说实话有点离谱。

The the food we got on The Office set was it was it was kind of ridiculous.

像第一季这种成功剧组的片场餐食，通常就是些老金枪鱼三明治、煮老的鸡蛋之类的东西。

The food that is on the set of a successful TV show, like season one of a TV show, it's kinda like some old tuna sandwiches and some hard boiled eggs and and stuff like that.

但等到第四五季真正盈利时，伙食就变成龙虾卷了。

But then when you get to, like, season four or five and it's really profitable, like, it's lobster rolls.

我只记得里面有火鸡培根、黑豆和牛油果。

And all I know is it involved turkey bacon, black beans, avocado.

没错。

Yeah.

我想就是这些了。

I think that was it.

但还有一些鸡蛋。

But and some eggs.

我不记得鸡蛋是怎么做的，但我清楚地记得在那档节目期间，我吃了超多的火鸡培根。

I don't remember how I had the eggs, but I remember I really truly, over the course of that show, I ate a hella lot of turkey bacon.

我吃了很多火鸡培根。

I ate a lot of turkey bacon.

我就是在那时发现了火鸡培根。

It's where I discovered turkey bacon.

没错。

Right.

我不知道是谁先点的，但它真的很好吃。

I don't know who ordered it first, but it was so good.

它几乎和普通培根一样美味，他们应该这样宣传。

It's almost as good as bacon, and that's how they should advertise it.

我今天吃了真正的培根。

I had real bacon today.

看起来不错。

It it looked good.

确实很好吃。

It was good.

你有提供

You did you offer

能给我点你真正的培根吗？

me any of your real bacon?

不行。

No.

不行。

Nope.

一口都不行。

Not even one bite.

不行。

No.

一小口都不行。

Not even one nibble.

好吧，谢谢你，Rain。

Well, thank you, Rain.

我吃了沙拉，因为我有点胖，我需要我需要

I had a salad because I'm chubby, and I need I need to

Wilson，要

Wilson, be

你一点都不胖。

you are not chubby.

我是个我是个胖家伙。

I'm a I'm a chubby guy.

没关系的。

It's okay.

我是个中年男人，这就是我必须背负的十字架。

I'm a middle aged man, and this is this is the cross that I bear.

你的新陈代谢在变慢。

Your metabolism is slowing.

它在逐渐放缓。

It's slowing down.

这个年纪，我们都会经历这些。

Age where it's happening to all of us.

是的。

It's.

对。

Yep.

对。

Yep.

对。

Yep.

唉。

Aw.

谢谢，弗兰克。

Thanks, Frank.

好吧。

Alright.

祝这期节目顺利。

Good luck with the episode.

爱你，珍娜。

Love you, Jenna.

爱你。

Love you.

太有趣了。

It was so fun.

你们刚才就在车里。

You guys were just in your car.

在我车后座。

In the back of my car.

要是，比如说有人...我是说，那个没发生的狗仔瞬间，就是你和雷恩在你车后座的场景。

What if, like, someone I mean, that's the paparazzi moment that didn't happen where it's like you and Rayne in the back seat of your car.

你是在跟谁说话呢？

Like, are you talking to?

麦克风。

Microphone.

太棒了。

That's awesome.

安吉拉，好笑的是我和他录那段视频的两天后，就发生了那个疯狂的酷玩乐队大屏幕时刻。

Well, what's funny about that, Angela, is that I recorded that with him, like, two days before that crazy, like, jumbotron cold play moment.

是的。

Yes.

然后你看到了吗？那件事发生后，人们开始给我发他们cos成潘和德怀特的照片。

And then did you see after that happened, people started sending me pictures where they had made it into Pam and Dwight.

我当时就想，天哪。

And I was like, oh my gosh.

两天前我和雷恩还在车后座呢。

Rain and I were just in the back of a car two days ago.

我告诉你，人们都疯了，因为他们做了那么多乱七八糟的表情包。

I'm telling you, people went off because they made so many whatever meme things.

是啊。

Yeah.

我是说，有一个场景，你知道的，就是菲莉丝发现德怀特和安吉拉的时候

I mean, there's the one where, you know, when Phyllis discovers Dwight and Angela

对。

Yes.

我看到那个了。

I saw that one.

你看到那个《权力的游戏》版的吗？就是兰尼斯特家兄弟姐妹那个？

Did you see the, Game of Thrones one with the Lannister brothers and sisters?

看到了。

Yes.

有很多呢。

There was a lot.

哦，你知道吗？

Oh, and you know what?

说到雷恩分享的早餐话题，我敢肯定火鸡培根是从拉希达开始的。

Speaking of Rain's share about breakfast, I'm pretty sure the turkey bacon started with Rashida.

哦，看，这真有意思，我还以为可能是约翰起的头。

Oh, see, that's funny because I thought maybe it started with John.

我就是这么想到的。

That's where I got the idea.

不过我们的通话时间很接近，而且我在他的车牌上看到了。

I but we had similar call times, and I saw it on his plate.

我当时就想，哦，我也想要那个。

And I was like, oh, I want that.

嗯，这倒是说得通。

Well, that would make sense.

嗯哼。

Mhmm.

是啊。

Yeah.

呃，我不确定啊女士，因为你早上总是和拉希达同时到。

Well, I don't know, lady, because you would be in at the same time as Rashida in the mornings.

对。

Yes.

所以可能是拉希达起的头。

So maybe Rashida started it.

要么是拉希达，要么是约翰。

It was either Rashida or John.

好吧。

Okay.

好吧，我们终于搞清楚了这件事。

Well, we got to the bottom of that.

哇。

Wow.

我们很好。

We're good.

事情是这样的。

Here's the thing.

当Rain谈到我们的食物以及我们有多幸运时，我不禁想起了我爸爸和他来片场的那次。

When Rain was talking, though, about our food and how lucky we were, I couldn't help but think of my dad and the time he came to set.

我的姐妹们问他，在《办公室》片场是什么感觉。

And my sisters asked him what was it like being on the set of The Office.

他能谈论的只有食物。

All he could talk about was the food.

这有点传奇色彩，所以我们今天要做一整期节目来讨论它。

It was kinda legendary, which is why we're doing a whole episode about it today.

好吧，伙计们，我联系了Creed Bratton，问他关于片场食物的回忆，以下是他的回答。

Well, you guys, I reached out to Creed Bratton and asked him his memories about food on the set, and here's what he had to say.

是的。

Yes.

有一场戏是大家都在办公室里呕吐，而我正用筷子吃着一碗面条，享受着整个过程，但这完全没让我感到恶心。

There was the scene where everyone was throwing up in the office, and I was eating a bowl of noodles, I believe with chopsticks and just enjoying the whole process but didn't make me sick at all.

塞尔吉奥。

Sergio.

是啊。

Yeah.

塞尔吉奥很棒。

Sergio was great.

到最后，我午餐基本上就只吃一块鸡肉和一些西兰花。

Toward the end, I basically ate at lunch just a piece of chicken and some broccoli.

早上我会吃蛋白、香肠和一片吐司。

In the morning, I'd have egg whites and sausage and a piece of toast.

我觉得约翰也很喜欢鸡肉和西兰花。

I think John was a big fan of the chicken and the broccoli too.

你得去问他。

You'd have to ask him.

我记得有几次注意到他也在吃同样的东西。

I recall a few times noticing that he was eating the same thing.

可以说是鸡肉对决了。

Dueling chicken as it were.

好吧。

Alright.

爱你们姑娘们。

Love you girls.

再见。

Bye.

那真有趣。

That's very funny.

约翰早上会在蛋白里放西兰花，味道特别难闻。

John would put broccoli in his egg whites in the morning, and it was stinky.

太难闻了。

So stinky.

他能把整个拖车房都熏臭。

He would stink up the whole trailer.

是啊。

Yeah.

嗯哼。

Mhmm.

不过这也让我想起人们吃蛋白的那些日子。

But this is also reminding me of all the egg whites people ate.

当时早上流行吃蛋白，大家都跟风。

Like, people we had a big, like, egg white trend in the mornings.

那些蛋黄都怎么处理了？

What did they do with all the yolks?

那么多蛋黄都去哪了？

Where'd all the egg yolks go?

我不知道。

I don't know.

难道我们当时存了一大桶蛋黄吗？

Did we just have a giant bucket of yolks?

我不知道该不该问塞尔吉奥这个问题。

I don't know if we should ask Sergio that.

真希望我们当时问了他。

I wish we would have asked him.

我知道。

I know.

你怎么处理所有的蛋黄？

What do you do with all the yolks?

你怎么处理所有的蛋黄？

What do you do with all the yolks?

好吧，剧透警告，我们已经和塞尔吉奥谈过了，但忘记问他关于蛋黄的事。

Well, you know, spoiler alert, we already spoke to Sergio, and we failed to ask him about the yolks.

也许下次

Maybe next

吧。

time.

下次再说。

Next time.

你知道，克里德在《办公室》时期最爱的美食记忆。

Well, you know, Creed's favorite food memory from his time on the office.

面条吗？

The noodles?

就是面条那一段。

Is the noodles one.

他讲的是尼亚加拉瀑布那场著名的呕吐戏。

And he's talking about that famous barfing scene in Niagara.

你知道吗？

You know?

但是，女士，你知道那个场景在网上有个名字吗？

But, lady, did you know that that scene has a name online?

它叫什么？

What's it called?

煮鸡蛋呕吐链。

The boiled egg vomiting chain.

什么？

What?

是不是很有趣？

Isn't that so funny?

是的。

Yes.

对啊。

Yeah.

不过，我很喜欢克里德分享的那个，那是让他印象深刻的一幕。

But, I love that Creed shared that one, and that's the one that stood out to him.

接下来这期美食节目我们准备了有趣的内容。

So we've got something fun coming up next in this food episode.

这是我在花絮内容里发现的真正宝藏。

It's the real gem that I found in the bonus content.

对于拥有DVD的观众，这是第三季的第二张碟片。

For those of you that have the DVDs, it is disc two season three.

女士，你想猜猜谁在Dunder Mifflin办过烹饪节目，或者谁曾试图办烹饪节目吗？

Lady, do you want to guess who had a cooking show at Dunder Mifflin or who tried to have a cooking show?

如果要我猜的话，我可能会说是迈克尔。猜得不错。

If I had to guess, I would say maybe Michael Good guess.

或者是凯文。

Or maybe Kevin.

叮。

Ding.

叮。

Ding.

叮。

Ding.

叮。

Ding.

凯文。

Kevin.

是凯文。

It is Kevin.

你准备好听他的烹饪节目名字了吗？

Are you ready for the name of his cooking show?

好的。

Okay.

很简单。

It's simple.

这很切中要点。

It's to the point.

他的节目叫《凯文烹饪秀》。

His show is called Kevin Cooks Stuff.

好的。

Okay.

我正在看那个节目。

I'm watching that show.

我特别想知道他做了什么菜。

I'm dying to know what he cooked.

整个片段大概五分钟。

So this whole bit is about five minutes.

我来分享一小部分。

I'm gonna share a little bit of it.

从厨房开始，他不断被打断。

It starts in the kitchen, and he keeps getting interrupted.

我们来听听看。

Let's hear it.

欢迎收看《办公室里的凯文烹饪秀》。

Welcome to Kevin Cooks Stuff in the Office.

我是主持人凯文。

I am your host, Kevin.

好的。

Okay.

有时候我的未婚妻斯泰西会忘记给我准备午餐。

So sometimes my fiance Stacy, she forgets to pack me lunch.

我该怎么办呢？

What do I do?

我不得不在办公室做饭。

I have to cook things in the office.

相信我，这并没有听起来那么糟糕。嘿。

And trust me, it is not as bad as it Hey.

什么？

What?

我正在做我的烹饪小节目。

I'm doing my cooking show thingy.

我要

And I'm going

去洗手间。

to the bathroom.

好的。

Okay.

这是我们的主要烹饪区。

So this is our main cooking area.

我们有一个烤面包机和微波炉。

We have a toaster and a microwave.

我们以前还有个搅拌机，但很确定是被梅雷迪思偷走了。

We used to have a blender as well, but we're pretty sure that Meredith stole it.

嘿，斯坦利。

And hey, Stanley.

-我该做什么？

-What am I supposed to do?

-你应该等我讲完。

-You're supposed to wait until I'm finished.

-我不这么认为。

-I don't think so.

-你洗手了吗，斯坦利？

-Did you wash your hands, Stanley?

我打赌你没洗。

I bet you didn't.

好吧。

Okay.

我们要去自动售货机收集食材，或者按我的叫法——‘只收25美分的超市’。

We will gather ingredients at the vending machines or as I like to call them, the supermarket that only takes quarters.