《裤装精选：L字头回顾》- 第1季第5集 - “合法”

我真想穿过屏幕掐住那家伙的脖子。

I just wanna jump through the screen and grab the guy's neck.

对啊。

Like Yeah.

这简直让我感到恶心，从某种层面上来说。

It's it, like, disgusts me on a, like, level.

他希望她能够，而她正准备签斯巴鲁的合同，那就是他们要去参加的派对。

And he wanted her to be and and she was up for the Subaru contract, and that was the party they were going to.

这就是为什么他想要她，你懂吗？

And that's why she he wanted her to you know?

带上哈里森，她的幌子男友。

To bring Harrison, her beard.

带上哈里森。

To bring Harrison.

没错。

Exactly.

他们期待你们一起出现。

They expect you to show up together.

他是你搭档的搭档。

He's your partner's partner.

你们管这叫什么？

What do you call it?

你的网球搭档。

Your tennis partner.

是啊。

Yeah.

好吧，就这样。

It's just Okay.

但你知道，我们明白整件事的重点在于你不会以双打搭档的身份公开关系。

But, you know, we know the point of the whole thing was you're not gonna come out as doubles partner.

谢谢你，梅丽莎。

Thank you, Melissa.

你不会公开出柜的。

You're not gonna come out as gay.

所以继续藏在柜子里吧，亲爱的，就是这种感觉。

So keep it in the closet, honey, was the vibe.

恶心。

Gross.

好吧。

Okay.

等我们搞定的时候。

When we get Alright.

现在我们到星球了。

Now we're at the planet.

是啊。

Yeah.

你和我对你来说也一样。

You and I same for you.

你和我就像两个小玩偶。

You and I are like two baby moppets.

不过，我们还没...我们还没长大呢。

Still, it's we haven't we haven't aged yet.

我们还很年轻。

We're still very young.

我只是看着我们，带着一种

I'm just looking at us with a

带着一点...就像我看着我们然后想，那是哦，那就是我们。

with a little It's like I look at us and I'm like, is that oh, that's us.

我能等吗？

Can I wait?

这是冻住的吗？

Is this frozen?

我在想，是不是呢？

I'm like, is it?

这就是我的感受。

This how I feel.

我甚至感觉不到自己在看这个

I don't feel like I'm even watching myself watching this

现在。

right now.

我想说的是。

What what I mean.

看看这个，那是我吗？

Look at it like, is that me?

他们是谁？

Who are they?

这些小小的布偶娃娃。

These little baby muppets.

它们看起来有点眼熟。

They look vaguely familiar to me.

那就是曾经的我们吗？

Was that who we were?

当我照镜子时，看到我们就是这样移动的。

I that's how we're moving on the see when I look in the mirror.

完全不是。

At all.

真希望我只是个旁观者。

I wish I was like, watching.

讲个有趣的故事。

Here's a funny story.

一个朋友的朋友告诉我女朋友说，我开始看《拉字至上》是在你们在一起之后，我就一直在追剧。

A friend of a friend told told my girlfriend, like, I started watching the the the l word after, you know, you guys got together, and I was, like, watching it.

这是上一季的内容。

This is last season.

她说，我当时正在看这部剧。

She's like, I was watching it.

我当时反应是：我的天啊。

I was like, oh my god.

他们怎么找到长得这么像年轻版米莎的女孩的？

How did they find a girl that looked so much like young like a young Misha?

这也太离谱了。

Like, that's crazy.

她完全被震撼到了，觉得选角太绝了。

Like, she her mind was blown that they cast it so well.

结果发现她不小心看的是原版剧集。

And then it turns out she was accidentally watching the original show.

可见她压根没觉得我长得像我自己。

But that's how much she didn't even think I look like me.

哇哦。

Wow.

但我看起来像是被别人扮演的自己。

But I look like me played by someone else.

艾丽西娅，要是你眉毛还在的话，她就不会认错了。

Alicia, if you had your eyebrows, she wouldn't have Yeah.

这一切本可以避免的

It could have all been have

就是这样。

been that.

我们认为是因为眉毛。

We she it's the eyebrows.

就是因为眉毛。

It's the eyebrows.

完全同意。

Totally.

好吧。

Okay.

所以这是件大事。

So this is a big deal.

所以我们讨论你，然后我接着说对。

So we talk about you and I go over yeah.

什么？

What?

爱丽丝简直不敢相信谢恩真的和...睡了

Alice is is is so beside herself that Shane actually slept with

你们没一起睡。

You didn't sleep together.

你们没一起睡。

You didn't sleep together.

哦，我们亲热了。

Oh, we made they made out.

你们亲热了。

You made out.

是啊。

Yeah.

冷静点。

Calm down.

是啊。

Yeah.

别真的惹我生气。

Don't make me really upset.

我很尊重Shane对此毫无意见的态度。

I respect how Shane doesn't find any problem with this.

你当时在笑，我觉得特别可爱，真是个可爱的反应。

You were laughing, which I thought was very cute, a very cute choice.

你就像在说，冷静点。

You're like, calm down.

你怎么回事？

What's wrong with you?

对啊。

Yeah.

因为她就像，她是个漂亮女人。

Because she was like, she's a beautiful woman.

你知道的，就让她玩得开心点。

Like, you know, let her have some fun.

如果你可能会介意的话我很抱歉，但事情就是这样发生的。

Sorry if you would may, but that's what happened.

没错。

Right.

她活得好好的还很漂亮，确实。

She's alive and well and beautiful and yeah.

所以我就想，我可不能再变回同性恋了。

So then I'm like, I can't be gay again.

然后好吧。

And then okay.

突然间，你们就有了这个大家伙。

So all of sudden, you had this is big.

我们得好好研究下这个。

We need to really dive into this one.

呃，这是两个男人。

Well, this is Two guys.

两个男人在咖啡馆的另一边互相盯着看，然后其中一个走了过来。

Well, two guys are, like, staring off the other side of the at the cafe, and then one of them comes over.

我认为这又是，我们稍微有点...

And I believe it's again, we get a little bit

不。

of No.

不。

No.

不。

No.

不。

No.

别跳过我想谈的内容。

Don't skip over what I wanna talk about.

我想谈的是那两个年长的男人正盯着我们这边，我注意到了。

What I wanna talk about is these two older men staring over towards us, and I notice.

对。

Yes.

我说

I say

是的。

Yes.

有两个人正看着我们。

There's these two guys looking at us.

你会说，哦，那是某某。

You go, oh, that's so and so.

他以为我是个男的。

He he thinks I'm a dude.

你和我，萨姆丘克。

You and I Samchuk.

我们一刻不停。

We don't skip a beat.

就是这个让我笑了。

Like, this is what made me laugh.

我们一刻不停，凯特。

We don't skip a beat, Kate.

我当时就想，哦，好吧。

I was like, oh, okay.

总之，如果在现实生活中发生这种事，你会想，哦，这两个人在看这边，他以为我是

Anyway, so, like, if that happened in real life and you're like, oh, these two guys are looking over it, they he thinks I'm

哦，我们我们会讨论个二十五分钟。

Oh, we we we would we would talk about it for, like, twenty five minutes.

没错。

Exactly.

你说他以为你是个约会对象是什么意思？

What do you mean he thinks you're a date what?

这会是个话题。

Like, it would be a conversation.

当时你和我就像，我甚至觉得我几乎没怎么回应。

And you and I were just like, I I don't even think I responded much at all.

没有。

No.

你确实没有。

You didn't.

然后你说，算了，我要去打会儿台球。

And you're like, anyway, I'm gonna go get some go play some pool.

我就说，好吧。

I'm like, okay.

酷。

Cool.

所以我们就这样

So we just go

继续过我们的日子。

about our day.

确实。

True.

太真实了。

It's so true.

好吧。

Okay.

我猜我知道你遇到过那种事。

I guess I knew that that happened to you or something.

我记得那家伙的名字是角色名Harry Samchuk。

I believe that guy's name is the character's name is Harry Samchuk.

而且我觉得剧情暗示了，是的，你知道Shane的过去，所以我们不需要花二十五分钟讨论这个。

And, yeah, I think you I think it's alluded to the fact that, yes, you know about the Shane's past, so we don't need to discuss it for twenty five minutes.

尽管，它就明摆在你面前。

Although, it's right in your face.

你们本该进行那次对话的。

You would have that conversation.

我同意。

I agree.

这故事有点奇怪，不过好吧。

It's a bit of an odd story, but okay.

然后，然后我们遇到了克莱夫。

And then, and then we meet Clive.

这是关于肖恩历史的一个小片段。

This is a little tidbit of, Shane's history.

克莱夫是肖恩的老朋友，

Clive is an old friend of, Shane's that

以前在肖恩旁边的林荫大道工作。

used to work the boulevard next to Shane.

对。

Right.

所以按他们的说法，你曾是个嫩模。

So you were a twink, as they say.

所以你曾是...什么是嫩模？

So you were you were What is a twink?

嫩模，我认为是指长相非常年轻的男同性恋者。

A twink, I believe, is a very young looking gay guy.

年轻、看起来天真无邪的男同，我想。

Young, innocent looking gay guy, I think.

我是说...确实如此。

I mean, I And that's right.

而Shane和Shane能够，就像，完全地，为了钱。

And Shane and Shane was able to, like, fully like, to money.

所以她当时就像，你知道吗？

So she was she was like, you know what?

人们相信我是个男的。

People believe I'm a guy.

我打算就这么演下去。

I'm gonna go with it.

我会，你知道的，我会给他手活。

I'll, you know, I'll give him hand jobs.

我们能电击它吗？

Can we shock it up?

这曾是你过去的重要剧情线。

Is such major storyline in your past.

那你对此有什么感受？

What how do you feel about this?

或者当时你对这事是什么感觉？

Or how did you feel about it at the time?

我不记得当时是什么感觉了。

I don't remember how I felt about it at the time.

我想我能理解那种黑暗过去和那种，街头智慧、自力更生的背景故事，但我总觉得如果她能这么轻易被当成男性有点脱离现实——我是说，看看她。

I guess I can understand the dark past and the sort of, like, street smart, I raised myself sort of, backstory that this person would have, I always found it a little removed from reality that if she could pass as a guy so easily, I mean, look at her.

就像，是啊，你知道，我这辈子总被人说中性化，那个角色当然也是。

Like, yeah, like, you know, like, I've always been called androgynous as as you know, my entire life and certainly that character is.

但要说是个男的，我不知道。

But as a guy, I don't know.

懂吗？

You know?

那是

It was

有点太极端了。

a little a little extreme.

我们真的要深挖这段过去吗？

Do we go really into this past?

我是不是现在不该提起你？

Should I not even be bringing you up yet?

好吧。

Okay.

我们有点沉重了。

So we get kinda heavy.

不。

No.

但不是。

But no.

但，这就是了。

But, like, this is it.

这就是，那个开端。

Like, this is, like, the beginning of it.

我觉得更多是发生在下一集。

I think it hap more happens in the next one.

但

But

但这并不是秘密。

But it's not a secret.

我知道。

I know.

我真的很喜欢演克莱夫的那个家伙。

I really like the guy who played Clive.

我记不起他的名字了。

I can't remember his name.

不过确实。

But Yeah.

我们以前经常一起在停车场玩滑板。

We used to skateboard together out in the parking lot.

他以前常教我玩花样。

He used to teach me how to do tricks.

总之，我很喜欢那个人。

Anyway, I love that I love that guy.

真希望我能想起他的名字。

I wish I can remember his name.

而且我们长得像兄妹。

And we look like siblings.

我当时就觉得，我们可以演兄弟

I was like, we could have played brothers

和姐妹。

and sisters.

兄妹。

Siblings.

绝对的。

Definitely.

好的。

Okay.

那我们稍后再深入探讨你的卖淫团伙问题。

So we'll go bit we'll go more into your prostitution ring later.

是啊。

Yeah.

我们不妨，嗯，看看接下来会怎样发展。

Let's, like, see what happens further down the line.

但基本上，你就像那个角色，你已经出局而他还在局中，而你不得不，呃，对他保持友善。

But, basically, you're like the character you're out and he's still in, and you're, like, having to, like, be nice to him.

没错。

Yeah.

现在关键是克莱夫之间的互动关系。

Right now, it's about the dynamic with Clive.

克莱夫想和谢恩在一起，而谢恩觉得这简直太棒了。

And Clive wants to stay with Shane, and Shane's like, this is the best.

谢恩说，我们四个室友挤在一间卧室里。

Shane's like, I have four roommates in a one bedroom.

还记得吗？

Remember that?

那是最棒的时光。

That was the best.

简直太美妙了。

It was amazing.

哦，我们都挂了。

Oh, that we died.

那是另一个难忘时刻。

That was another moment.

就挤在一间卧室里。

In one bedroom.

你能想象吗？

Could you imagine?

是吗？

Are they?

没错。

Exactly.

他们是谁？

Who are they?

你们有上下铺吗？

And do you guys have bunk beds?

也许吧。

Maybe.

你不是个成功的理发师吗？

Aren't you a successful hairdresser?

不是。

No.

她现在并不成功。

She's not successful right now.

你不是吗？

You're not?

你看起来有点像。

You seem like you're a little bit.

好吧。

Okay.

我的记忆在这里完全混乱了。

My memory is just all out of whack here.

马修·柯里·霍姆斯饰演克莱夫。

Matthew Curry Holmes played Clive.

真是个可爱的家伙。

Really sweet guy.

肖恩就像德雷克那首歌里唱的一样。

Shane is like the Drake song.

我们曾从底层起步。

We started at the bottom.

如今我们已功成名就。

Now we're here.

她最初也是

She started at

从底层开始。

the bottom.

然后

And

现在我们身处当下，她拥有的财富多到可以肆意挥霍，简直富可敌国。

and here we are present time, and she has more money than god to toss around in an outlandish way.

这就是我的意思。

That's what I mean.

没错。

Yeah.

你现在都坐私人飞机了。

You're flying private now.

为什么即使你每件事都做得'正确无误'，却仍然感觉不好？

How come even when you're doing everything quote unquote right, you still don't feel great?

你饮食健康，按时服用营养补充剂，但肠胃还是不适，精力不济，皮肤也缺乏光泽。

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或许现在我们都该尝试牛仔初乳了——因为开始服用的人都坚信它对肠道健康、头发生长、免疫力和恢复力有奇效。

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初乳是我们出生时获得的第一份营养，富含人体至今仍渴求的所有生长因子和营养素。

Colostrum is the first nutrition we get at birth, and it's packed with all the growth compounds and nutrients that your body still craves today.

这就是为什么初乳被称为液体黄金。

That's why colostrum is called liquid gold.

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好的。

Okay.

我们现在在CU大学。

So we're at the CU.

整个游泳队都上了大巴。

The whole swim team gets on the bus.

还是有个女孩总在跟Tim调情。

There's still that one girl who always flirts with Tim.

而Tim忘记带他的幸运秒表，这将改变他近期的人生轨迹。

And Tim has forgotten his lucky stopwatch, which is going to change the trajectory of his immediate future.

没错。

Yes.

我当时就想，哦他忘了手表，但直到后来我们在沙发上相处时才意识到这件事的意义。

So I was like, oh, he forgot his watch, and it hadn't occurred to me yet until another moment we had on the couch together.

回到正题，我需要谈谈这件事。

We're back at oh, I need to talk about this.

我得说我有事要谈。

I need to say I need to talk about something.

我需要谈谈

I need to talk

关于某件事。

about something.

先说。

Goes first.

我来。

I do.

我想谈谈玛丽娜和珍妮的事。

I wanna talk about Marina and Jenny.

我想谈谈玛丽娜给珍妮笔记的事。

I wanna talk about Marina giving Jenny notes.

玛丽娜是在她的读书俱乐部学到这个技巧的吗？

Did Marina learn this technique at her at her reading club?

从什么时候开始她成了那个能

Since when is she the one who can

用笔记的人？

use notes?

突然变成老师了。

Teacher all of a sudden.

没错。

Exactly.

而珍妮真的把它当成，哦，我有几位教授站在我这边。

And Jenny's really taking it like, oh, I'm getting some some, you know, professors in my side.

这就是珍妮。

This is Jenny.

你需要在这方面做得更好。

You need to work on this better.

你得明白，不能只看第一个想法就指望...就是这类事情。

You need to you know, you can't just read the first idea and expect you know, it's like stuff like that.

珍妮看着她，一脸震惊。

Jenny's looking at her like, wow.

你说得太对了。

You're so right.

就好像，那个...

As if, like, that's

不像

not like

写作课上的第一课。

rule one zero one in a writing class.

就像，朱利安·桑兹难道不会在...告诉她这个吗？

Like, wouldn't Julian Sands wouldn't Julian Sands tell her that in, like,

两集之前？

two episodes ago?

给出了更好的建设性批评。

Given better constructive criticism.

呃。

Ugh.

总之好吧。

Anyway Okay.

现在继续

Now go

说吧。

ahead.

总之

Anyway

你真是热情高涨。

You're very enthusiastic.

你的什么什么东西是什么？

What's your what what is it?

好的。

Okay.

事情是这样的。

Here's what it is.

做好准备。

Get ready.

在那个场景里，他们穿着些衣物，这是很正常的状况。

In that scene, they're wearing something, which is a very normal situation.

就像运动裤配T恤，或者像玛丽娜在星球上穿的那种。

Just like sweatpants and a T shirt and maybe like a something Marina had on at the planet.

当蒂姆回家拿他所谓的秒表时，你我倒吸一口气，因为我们完全忘了这茬。

When Tim comes home to get his so called stopwatch where you and I gasped, we were like, because I forgot all about this.

当他撞见玛丽娜为珍妮口交的场景时。嗯哼。

When he walks in on them where Marina is going down on Jenny Mhmm.

他们俩看起来就像刚在半小时内匆忙上了车。

The two of them look like in the last thirty minutes, they got in the car.

他们冲去维多利亚的秘密。

They ran to Victoria's Secret.

买了些近乎捆绑风格的黑色情趣内衣。

They got some black almost touching on bondage wear.

蕾丝黑色内衣套装搭配成套，回来换上后立刻开始办事，就在他拿着秒表进来前。

Lacey black lingerie sets matching, came back, put it on, and then got to business right before he walked him with a stopwatch.

要我说，我不认为他们在前个场景里真穿的是这些。

And I'm gonna say, I don't think that that's what they were really wearing under those outfits in the scene prior.

你说得可能没错。

You're probably right.

我特别喜欢蒂姆走进珍妮房间或撞见珍妮和玛丽娜那一幕的全程死寂。

What I really liked about Tim coming into Jenny's or catching Jenny and Marina in the act is the dead silence for the entire scene.

没有任何对白。

There's no dialogue.

太棒了。

Great.

没有人试图用任何声音填满房间。

No one's trying to fill the room with any sort of noise.

玛丽娜站了起来，这需要很大胆量。

And Marina stands up, and this was ballsy.

她转过身，镇定地站起来，捡起衬衫。

She turns around, calmly stands up, picks up her shirt.

蒂姆就站在那里，嘴巴张得老大。

Tim's just standing there like his mouth hanging open.

然后她转过身，

And she turns around,

她基本上就是在用眼神压制他

and she's basically just staring him down

同时系着裤扣穿好衣服。

as she's buttoning her pants and getting dressed.

我知道。

I know.

还有她挤过他身边的方式。

And the way she squeezes by him.

米娅吓坏了。

Mia's horrified.

她被吓坏了。

She's horrified.

但导演手法非常出色，因为

But it's so well directed because

还有她一言不发重新穿上丝袜的方式。

And the way she puts her tights back on without saying anything.

没有人说一句台词

Nobody says a line

就像什么都没发生。

like nothing.

我无法相信你，也无法理解这里发生的一切，任何陈词滥调都显得多余。

I can't believe you or what's going on here or anything cheesy.

完全没有类似的表达。

Nothing like that said.

需要说出来。

To say.

在那种情况下，确实无话可说。

There's in that in that circumstance, there's really nothing to say.

还要感谢罗丝·罗奇和丹·梅内汉敢于相信这种留白就足够了。

And credit to Rose Roche and Dan Menehan for trusting that that would be enough.

这沉默。

The silence.

我知道。

I know.

因为沉默比任何台词都更有分量，更具力量。

Because it spoke more volumes and had more power than any dialogue would have had.

是啊。

Yeah.

然后他拿起她的剧本，上面写着类似'诱惑我的恶魔'这样的话，他没有直接扔到她脸上，但基本上是扔回给她，然后离开了。

Then he picks up he picks up her script that says something like the the the demon that tempts me, and he throws it in not her face, but basically back at her and leaves.

而这是

And this is

你注意到凯特抱歉。

Did you notice that Kit sorry.

我要直接跳到下一件事。

I'm gonna jump jump to the next thing.

你注意到凯特是从前门走进来的吗？

Did you notice that Kit walked through the front door?

我注意到了。

I did.

所以那不算数。

So that doesn't count.

是的。

Yeah.

凯特是从房子的正门进来的。

Kate came in the proper part of the house.

好的。

Okay.

现在我们回到贝蒂和蒂娜这边。

So we're back at Bette and Tina's.

嗯。

Mhmm.

显然，蒂娜已经选好了要穿的衣服。

Obviously, Tina had picked an outfit to wear.

她已经换好衣服了。

She had changed.

我觉得这里让我感觉像是她在表演，或者他们所有人都在某种程度上这么做，就像她已经怀孕六个月了。

I think this is where I feel like they were she was playing it or they were they were everyone was kinda doing it like like she was six months pregnant.

我认为实际上是在这个场景里。

I think it was actually in this scene.

也许他们确实跳过了时间。

Maybe they did jump ahead.

我们怎么知道呢？

How are we supposed to know?

这可能是几个月后的事了。

This could be months later.

我觉得她没有显怀。

I don't think she's showing.

我不认为她显怀了。

I don't think she's showing.

我理不清这里的时间线。

I can't track time on this.

老实说，

Anyway, I'll be honest.

我完全被Marina、Tim和Jenny的那场戏搞懵了，以至于没太注意Bette在抱怨什么。

I was so tripped out over the scene with Marina and Tim and Jenny that I was I wasn't fully paying attention to what Bette was bitching about.

Bette到处抱怨很多事情，因为她压力太大了。

Bette's walking around bitching about a lot of things because she's so stressed out.

她很紧张。

She's nervous.

这个我倒不知道。

That I didn't know.

她当时在担心

She was nervous about

她父亲的事情让她积怨已久，现在她把所有情绪都发泄在蒂娜身上。

her father and so just didn't lot of things having and she's taking it all out on Tina.

她对自己穿的衣服不满意。

She's not happy with what she's wearing.

是啊。

Yeah.

你就穿这个吗？

Are you gonna wear that?

你能把标签拆掉吗？

Can you take the tags off?

显然，她父亲...我是说，这表明她非常渴望得到父亲的认可。

Well, clearly, her dad I mean, this is signifying that her father she really seeks her father's approval.

这非常重要

It's really important

对她来说。

to her.

整个故事就是这样。

And whole story is that.

没错。

Yeah.

你漏掉了一个重要情节，就是基特出现的时候。

You skipped over something important, which was when Kit showed up.

她给怀孕的蒂娜带了些维生素。

She brought Tina some vitamins for her pregnancy.

嗯哼。

And Uh-huh.

蒂娜...这里让我觉得，什么情况？

Tina which this is where I was like, what?

她应该知道他们关系不好。

She would know that they don't have a good relationship.

她就像在说，哦，我要和你...你知道的...和你爸爸出去吃饭。

She's like, oh, I'm going out to dinner with your, you know, your dad.

嗯哼。

Uh-huh.

而基特整个人都崩溃了。

And Kit is, like, destroyed.

她说，我爸在城里，你知道的，因为他们已经十三年没说过话了。

She's like, my dad's in town, you know, because they haven't spoken in, what, thirteen years or something.

然后蒂娜就只是说，是啊。

And then Tina is just like, yeah.

为什么？

Why?

什么？

What?

对啊。

Yeah.

她要出去吃晚饭。

She's going out for dinner.

整个对话都充满了'是啊'这样的回应。

It was all very like Yeah.

你说得对。

You're right.

为什么蒂娜会知道？蒂娜应该知道吗？

Why would Tina Tina would know?

你是

You're

你说得对。

You're right.

总之，这是另一个让贝蒂在你们刚才讨论的场景中恼火的事情。

Anyway, this is another thing that pisses Bette off in the scene you were about to that you were talking about.

基特还提到她收到了信，当时正在给儿子写信。

Kit also says that she received, she was writing a letter to her son.

我说得对吗？

Am I correct?

大卫。

David.

是的。

Yes.

大卫。

David.

因为在上一集里，她已经收到过他的信了。

Because in the previous episode, she had received a letter from him.

我是说，我知道蒂娜怀孕了这是她的首要大事，但至少对你嫂子有点尊重吧。

I mean, I know Tina is pregnant and that's her priority, but have a little respect for your sister-in-law.

别装作不知道发生了什么。

Don't act like you don't know what's going on.

没错。

Right.

或者他们根本没意识到蒂娜应该知道这会伤害基特。

Or And when I they just forgot to realize that Tina must know that this would hurt Kit.

总之当贝蒂叫醒蒂娜时，更像是...你知道的，'你为什么穿这个？'

Anyway, when Kit when Bet wakes Tina up, it's more, you know, why are you wearing that?

把标签摘掉。

Take the tags off.

天啊，然后她就说，有个Kit的未接来电。

Oh my and then she's like, a missed call from Kit.

哦，Kit来过吗？

Oh, was Kit here?

她做了你没告诉她的事，对吧？

She did you didn't tell her, did you?

是的。

Yes.

我说了。

I did.

这很严重吗？

Is that a big deal?

然后那个就突然爆发了。

And then that's just, like, popping off.

她今天受够Tina了，满脑子都是她爸爸的事。

She's she's done with Tina today, and she's it's all about her dad.

当我们见到她父亲时，居然是Ozzy Davis先生。

And when we meet her dad, it is mister Ozzy Davis.

又一位客串明星，我都不知道我们怎么请到的。

Another guest star that I don't know how we we got.

真是荣幸。

What an honor.

我是说真的。

I mean Seriously.

太不可思议了。

Unbelievable.

我都不知道他参演了第一季。

I didn't realize he was in the first season.

我知道他出演了第二季。

I know he was in second season.

我记得这事，但我不知道他这季也在。

I I remember that, but I never knew that he was in this season.

多么高贵、精致、优雅的男人啊。

And what a regal, sophisticated, elegant man.

呃。

Ugh.

完美地变得更优雅了。

Perfectly get more elegant.

天哪。

My goodness.

我们看到奥兹了。

We see Ozzy.

他的名字，嗯，他叫梅尔文，那位父亲。

His name is, well, his name is Melvin, the dad.

他的名字是

His name is

梅尔文。

Melvin.

波特。

Porter.

于是他们去酒店接他，蒂娜立刻钻进了后座。

So they pick him up at his hotel, and Tina instantly gets in the back.

你能感觉到他非常有礼貌。

And you can sense that he's very polite.

他总是称呼她肯纳德夫人，你知道的，非常绅士，但你能感觉到他对她以及她在他女儿生活中所代表的一切毫无兴趣。

He always calls her missus Kennard and is, you know, very much a gentleman, but you can sense that he has zero interest in her and what she represents in his daughter's life.

这是否认。

It's denial.

我知道你在她的生活中，但我会假装你不在。

It's I know you're in her life, but I'm gonna pretend you're not.

所以我不会介入，我会一直把你当作工作上的朋友对待。

So I'm gonna I'm not in I'm gonna treat you like you're a work friend the whole time.

这太不尊重人了。

It's so disrespectful.

我不是来见你的。

I'm not here to see you.

我是来看我女儿的。

I'm here to see my daughter.

问题就在这儿。

That's the thing.

我不是来见你的。

I'm not here to see you.

我是来看我女儿的。

I'm here to see my daughter.

很高兴见到你。

Lovely to see you.

是的。

Yes.

让开。

Move along.

我想和我女儿说话。

I wanna talk to my daughter.

你能想象吗？

Can you imagine?

如果我有那样的家人，他们就不会出现在

If I had a family member like that, I they would not be in

我的生活中。

my life.

就像，你能在车里感受到那种氛围。

Like, you can sense it in the car.

我知道。

I know.

而蒂娜就随它去了。

And Tina rolls with it.

她的态度就是，好吧，这就是梅尔文。

She's like, well, this is Melvin.

贝特，你知道的，也感受到了。

Bet, you know, is feeling it.

虽然没有太多对话，但它就是能建立起那种氛围，让你知道晚餐会是什么样子——显然不会太愉快。

There's not a lot of dialogue, but it just it just sets up the dynamic so you know what dinner is gonna be like, which is not terribly pleasant.

咱们实话实说吧。

Let's face it.

没错。

Right.

那顿晚餐糟透了。

It's a terrible dinner.

他们还让服务员不断打断，这简直是最糟糕的安排。

They have the waiter keep interrupting, which was Which is the fucking worst.

我当时就想，好吧伙计。

I was like, okay, guy.

识相点吧。

Take a hint.

这张桌子简直太火爆了。

This is a very like, this table's on fire.

稍等片刻。

Give it a minute.

但他真的很想告诉他们今日特餐。

But he really wanted to tell them about the specials.

现在我们回到停车场，游泳队在这里迷路了。

So we're back at the parking lot where the swim team is lost.

巴士就停在那里。

The bus is parked.

珍妮从黑暗中走出来。

Jenny comes out, like, of the dark.

超级神经质。

Super spazzy.

别提蒂姆了。

Forget Tim.

请原谅我。

Please forgive me.

原谅我。

Forgive me.

原谅我。

Forgive me.

我是说，她还能怎么为自己辩解呢？

I mean, what can she even say in her defense?

她就说，听着。

She's just like, listen.

我知道她是想确保他不会离开她。

I know she's trying to make sure he's not gonna leave her.

我的身份和我的言论正在崩溃。

What I'm and what I'm saying meltdown.

我想说的是，你到底能拿出什么作为辩护？

And what I'm saying is, what in the world are you gonna say as a defense?