这些家伙是谁？

不一定是橄榄球俱乐部，任何社交俱乐部都可以，因为正如你所说，你一夜之间就能建立联系、交到朋友。

Doesn't have to be a rugby club, any sort of social club, because as you say, you're instantly overnight making contacts, making friends.

你出来的时候也得做一些社交，必须走出舒适区，加入俱乐部不一定容易，但最终总是会有好结果的。就像你说的，十有八九的人都会帮你，让你感到受欢迎，然后一切就几乎都是向上的趋势了。

You have got to do a bit of networking as well when you come away and you've to put yourself out of your comfort zone and joining the club is not necessarily easy, but it always works out anyway. Like you said, you know, nine times out of 10 people are gonna give you a hand and make you feel welcome and then it's almost an upwards one here.

是的。你那里有选择。你可以加入跑步俱乐部，可以加入普拉提俱乐部，或者可以加入咖啡俱乐部。是的。你有吗？

Yeah. You got options there. You can join a run club, you can join a pilates club, or you can join a coffee club. Yeah. Have you got one?

转场。总之，我们赶紧继续吧。我们本可以在这个介绍集里再多聊一会儿，但我想我们在Instagram上放了一个问题标签。好吧。是的。

Segue. Anyway, moving swiftly on then. We could we could have waffled on longer in this introductory episode, but I think we put a we put a question tab out on our Instagram. Alright. Yeah.

而且它已经疯了。我们收到了一些回复，对吧？所以我觉得我们可以直接跳到问答环节了。这些问题都算是PG级吗，Spotify上不行。哦，不行，它们...所以我们不能全问。

And it's gone mental. We've had a few responses, did we? So I think we could probably jump to question time here. Are they all sort of PG, Spotify No. Oh, there's No, they're So we can't ask all of them.

一开始我就能告诉你，会有一些劲爆的问题。

Straight off the jump, I can tell you there's gonna be some fruity questions.

我想我们可以把它们都收集起来，然后转到不同的剧集里，但总得有个开始。那今天先问哪个好呢？

I suppose we could collect them all and then segue into different episodes, but I suppose we got to start somewhere. So what's a good one today then?

嗯，我们可以问几个。不可能全部问完，因为该死的可能有30个问题。那就从咖啡主题开始吧。这其实是Tash，James，你的未婚妻提的。好吧。

Well, we can ask a few. There's no way we'll be able to go through all these because there's fucking probably 30 questions. Start off then on the theme of coffee. This is from Tash actually, James, your fiance. Alright.

是的。是的。你最喜欢的牛胸肉是哪种？

Yeah. Yeah. What's your favorite brisket?

嗯，你总有那些标准选择——你的四种安全饼干：蛋奶酥饼、巧克力消化饼、巧克力燕麦饼。我知道蘸点巧克力可能有点争议，但自从来到澳大利亚后，他们有那种圆形R零饼干，带点咸味，所以咸甜搭配确实很妙。中间还有点巧克力。不过我还是选Tim Tams。老式的Tim Tam猛吸法。

Well, you've you've always got your standard, your four safes, your custard creams, chocolate digestive, chocolate hobnobs. I know a bit controversial dunking a bit of chocolate, but since coming to Australia, they've got the r naughts, the little round r naughts, a little bit salty, so it does work salty and sweet. Bit of chocolate in the middle. But then Tim Tams I'm gonna go for. The old Tim Tam slam.

它们很好吃。

They are good.

和企鹅饼干很像，但比企鹅饼干好太多了。

Very similar to a penguin, but just way better than a penguin.

你吃了白色Tim Tam。

You had a white Tim Tam.

是的，我想...是的，我觉得确实是。

Yeah, think Yeah, I think I am. Actually.

我真是...我真是有点甜食上头了。

I'm real. I'm real bit of confectionery there.

你挑不出毛病，尤其是配上一杯茶。咬掉两端，通过饼干吸茶。

You can't fault it, especially with a cup of tea. Bite the ends off, suck the tea through the biscuit.

我不介意直接蘸着吃。不用担心咬的问题，只管让巧克力融化。是

I don't mind dipping straight in. Don't worry about biting. Just melt that chocolate. Is

吗？是的。但我觉得

it? Yeah. But I I think

那边玩的是危险游戏，对吧？你让它多蘸几秒钟，它就会掉进去。

they're It's dangerous game over there, isn't it? You let you leave it in a couple of seconds too long and it falls in.

是的。但然后

Yeah. But then The

茶就全洒了。

teas are right off.

你懂我意思吗？不过这也引出了另一个问题，因为按理说，你应该只把饼干蘸在茶里。哦，不是咖啡。蘸咖啡，我觉得行不通。

Know I'm saying? Does open up another question though because to be, you should only be dipping biscuits in tea. Oh, not coffee. Dipping in coffee, I don't think that works.

它流动得没那么好。我

It don't flow as well. I

不认为，不是。只是蘸茶吃。蘸咖啡的话，你会在饼干上尝到咖啡味，我不觉得这一定

don't think, no. It's only dipping in tea in it. Dipping in coffee, you're getting a coffee flavor on a biscuit and I don't think that necessarily

是的，并不总是有效。

Yeah, it doesn't always work.

这取决于你是否喜欢那个味道。

It depends if you like the taste there or not.

我想这是主观的。是的。我刚才有点固执己见了，不是吗？

I suppose it's subjective. Yeah. I've been I've been a bit opinionated there, haven't I?

是的。没错。你有权这样认为，但是？是的。是的。

Yeah. Right. You're entitled to that, but? Yes. Yes.

不。在这方面言论自由。你自己呢？你最喜欢的饼干是什么？该死。我还没认真想过。

No. Free speech on this What about yourself? What's your goat do biscuit? Fuck. I haven't really thought about it.

我觉得我好像从没见过你吃饼干。

I think I've ever seen you eat a biscuit.

你会穿PT的。是的。

You'll PT you'll wear. Yeah.

你能选一个特别突出的吗？因为对我来说，显然有几个值得一提的，但有一个饼干是

You can have one that sticks out? Because for me, like, obviously there's a few honorable mentions, but it is one biscuit that is

不，不。我有一个。必须是福克斯黄金脆饼。

No, no. I have got one. It's gotta be a Fox's Golden Crunch.

你抢先我一步说了。

You beat me to it.

那是你要说的吗？

Is that what were gonna say?

你已经抢先了，是罐头

You've beat it is Can

你能让他过来吗？我想是的。不，我没见过福克斯

you get him over here? I think so. No. I haven't seen Fox's

我的意思是，它有很多好饼干，就像你知道的那样，但这里最棒的是金脆饼。

in I the mean, it is loads of good biscuits, like it is, you know But a Golden Crunch is topped here.

我敢打赌。我不

I bet. I don't

知道吗，它里面有一点姜，对吧？是的，刚刚好。只是一点姜味。是的。这些是长条的那种吗？

know what, it's got a little bit of ginger in it, innit? Yeah, just enough. Just a hint of ginger. Yeah. Are these the long ones?

不，不。是小圆饼，中间有一点奶油。它就像是更好的奶油夹心饼。

No, no. Little round things, a little bit of cream in the middle. It's it's like it's like a better custard cream.

是的。那是一个很好的

Yeah. That's a In good

在我看来，让普通的奶油夹心饼有点多余了。我得试试

my opinion, makes a normal custard cream a bit redundant. I'll have to take that

看。我不知道是否

for a spin. I don't know if

我曾经 这很危险。

I've ever It's dangerous.

我一时想不起来。

It doesn't come to mind.

因为你在看关于...我不知道他们是否做了更小的包装，但以前一包大概有20多个。

Because you're looking at about I don't know if they've made a pack smaller, but it used to be about 20 odd in a pack.

好吧，是的。我会

Alright, yeah. And I would have a

再好好来一次至少16个。是吗？

good go again to at least 16. Is it?

哦对。你留下四个只是为了自我感觉良好，不，你会留下一个

Oh yeah. You leave four just to feel good about yourself, No, you leave a

我不会感觉良好，当我回去进行第二轮时只剩下四个，我会很恼火。

wouldn't feel good about myself, I'd be pissed off when I went back for a second round and there's only four left.

但我们都经历过这种情况，我是说，肯定都曾在 Dunkin' 喝完过一整杯茶。

But We've all been here though, I mean, surely we've all finished a cup of tea just from Dunkin'.

不，我通常喝到一半就，你知道，简直一团糟，对吧？因为说实话，以前我猛吃饼干的时候，好吃的部分总会掉下来。我超爱普通的消化饼干。多干净啊。干净的消化饼。

No, I usually get it halfway down and then, you know, it's just a mess, ain't it? Because, you know, realistically, back in the day when I was hammering the biscuits, a good food would fall off. I was a big fan of just a normal digestive. What a clean one. Clean digestive.

Rich tea 饼干太烂了。哇。健康选择，但你知道，还是普通消化饼好。问题在于

Rich teas are shit. Wow. Healthy option, but, you know, normal digestives. The problem

不，抱歉，但巧克力消化饼，是的。

is No, I'm sorry, but the chocolate digestives, Yeah.

是的。不同档次。普通的。

Yeah. Different levels. Normal.

哦，不。不。你看，你

Oh, no. No. See, you

能 什么？你能 你能 你能坐下来好好聊聊

could What? Get You could could you do sit and do a session on

那个？哦，是的。

that? Oh, yeah.

你最后能吃10个？

You could do 10 on the end?

是的，相当轻松。而且我的意思是，那在过去可是我的早餐。

Yeah. Quite easily. And I mean, that used to be breakfast for me back in the day.

蘸着吃还是直接吃？

Dipping then or just straight?

哦，不，换着花样来。我的意思是，有时候我有点，过去我有点懒散。所以如果我懒得泡茶，我就直接吃。如果是干的，你可能需要配普通的消化饼干。是的。

Oh, no. Mix it up a bit. I mean, sometimes I was a bit of a, I was a bit of a lazy so and so back in the day. So if I couldn't be arsed to make a cup of tea, I would just If it'd be dry, you might need in a normal digestive. Yeah.

但一旦你超过六七个，你知道，习惯了之后，你就只是

But once you get past about six or seven and, you know, just you're used to it, then you just

就是突破痛苦极限。是的。

Just going through the pain barrier. Yeah.

你知道，你抽到半包烟的时候会讨厌自己，等一个小时，回来再抽完它。

You know, you get halfway through a pack, hate yourself, give it an hour, come back and finish it.

我觉得我们需要一个治疗环节。我们改天再聊这个。哦，那都是过去的事了

I will have a I think we need a therapy session here. We'll have a chat about that, at a later date. Oh, it was all back in

那都是成长过程中的事了。

the day of growing up by that now.

美好的日子。好了，下一个。希瑟·玛丽亚问，你的头发是真的还是烫的？我甚至读不出来，我说不清楚。你的头发是真的还是烫的？我猜是

Happy days. Alright, next then. Heather Maria has asked, is your hair real or does I can't even read, I can't speak. Is your hair real or do you have a perm? I'm assuming that's

问你的？

For you?

可能是问你的，我想。但它是真的，是的。

Probably for you, I think. But It's real, yeah.

是吗，真的吗？

It is, is it?

是的，全都是真的。我从来没烫过头发。小时候我倒是会吃它。不过不，这不是烫的。

Yeah. It's all real. I've never ever had a perm. I used to eat it when I was younger. But no, it's not a perm.

是天然的。

It's genuine.

是天然的。你有没有试过

It's genuine. Have you ever had

全部长度都一样

it all the same lengths all

整个一圈？你是弄了个爆炸头吗？

the way around? You've gone for the afro?

是的。以前看起来很狂野。我有些当年很糟糕的照片。我简直无法想象，就像个疯狂的教授，

Yeah. Used to look wild. I had some minging photos of me back in the day. I can't imagine with the old It's like a mad professor,

像被电击了一样。先生。哦，我记得他。

like electrocuted. Mister. Oh, I remember him.

我记得他。

I remember him.

我想每个人都记得他。

I think everybody remembers him.

但是把他的名字哔掉。是的。

But bleep his name out. Yeah.

不然的话，那件事肯定会有官司缠身。

Definitely a lawsuit involved in that one otherwise.

我想我们会保留汤姆的问题，他问了我们关于澳大利亚的事。你觉得我们应该去东海岸还是西海岸？我们会保留这个问题。所以下一集我们会多聊聊澳洲。汤姆下周会回答这个问题，兄弟。

I think we'll save Tom off has asked us about Australia. Do do you reckon we should go you should go east or west? We'll save that. So the next episode, we'll talk more about Oz. So Tom will answer that next week, brother.

来自Benjie Harpy的问题。我猜这是问你的。詹姆斯，在新加坡的Caudy发生了什么，后来在电梯里又发生了什么？

Question from Benjie Harpy. I'm assuming this is for you. James, what happened in the Singapore Caudy and then further in the lift?

好吧。我觉得这绝对是那种'旅途中的事就留在旅途中'的事情。那是一次入会仪式，大约30个男孩挤在一个酒店房间里，都只穿着浴袍。按照橄榄球队的典型作风，最后事情有点失控了。是的。

Alright. I think this is definitely one of those ones with what goes on tour stays on tour. Was an initiation, there was about 30 boys in one hotel room, all dressed in nothing but a dressing gown. And typical rugby fashion, things got out of hand towards the end. Yep.

事情变得棘手了。还有一个电梯没及时开门的情况。所以我想剩下的可以留给大家想象，但我不想说太多细节，因为这非常尴尬。

Things became in hand. There's also also a lift situation which didn't open in time. So I guess I can leave the rest of the imagination, but I don't wanna go into too much detail because it is highly embarrassing

而且不正常。没有更多问题了，法官大人。雅各布·惠特菲尔德，阿尔特塔应该被解雇吗？不。不。

and not normal. No further questions, your honor. Jacob Whitfield, should Arteta be sacked? No. No.

就是一个小小的，我在找什么词来着？提示？哔哔声。给听众和观众们一个小小的备注。一个小小的脚注。

Just little little What's the word I'm looking for? Pointer? Beepity beep. Little note for the listeners, viewers. Little footnote.

索斯算是个阿森纳球迷。你可能会注意到他每期节目都会穿不同的阿森纳球衣。

Sauce is a bit of an arsenal fan. You'll probably notice he'll have a different arsenal jersey on in every episode.

是的，这将会是个主题。

Yeah, that is gonna be the theme.

不过，我倒真想有一天看到你穿一整套阿森纳装备呢？

I do wanna see you in a full arsenal kit one day, mind?

如果我们能见面，或者如果我们做到50期节目，我有——别人送的，不是我买的，是我20岁生日时别人送了我一整套阿森纳装备。如果我们做到50期，我就把它穿上。

If we ever meet you big for a fit well, if we get to 50 episodes, I have I was given, I didn't buy, I was given a full arsenal kit for my 20 birthday. And if we get the 50 episodes, I will chug it on.

你20岁生日的全套装备。

Full kit for your 20 birthday.

袜子什么的都有。背面是什么？

Socks and all. What was on the back?

你现在多大了？

How old are now?

背面是谁的名字？27号，不对。背面是我自己的名字。

Whose name was on the back? 27, no. My own name is on the back.

不，你背面没有伍德。伍德

No, you haven't got Wood on the back. Wood

伍德二十七号。

Wood twenty seven.

27号？是的。

27? Yep.

27.

27.

这绝对是你自己买的。

You definitely bought that yourself.

我绝对没有。

I definitely did not.

所以那是你20岁生日前的27号？

So was that '27 before your 20 birthday?

那是我20岁生日时的27号。

That was '27 for my 20 birthday.

在后面加上这个是个重要的里程碑。

Big milestone to add that there on the back.

是啊，你知道，我是说，能到27岁是个巨大的成就。所以还有什么比成为一个完整的（人）更好的庆祝方式呢？

Yeah, know, mean, getting to 27 is a big achievement. So what better way to celebrate than being a full

伙计，旺卡？我们得早点看到那个。不行，50集还要等好一阵子。

kid, Wonka? We need to see that sooner. No, 50 episodes is a while away.

我很乐意，你知道，我很乐意为了喜剧效果做点事情，但彻底变成小孩这种事是没法挽回的。

I'm happy to, you know, I'm happy to do a few things for comedic effect, but a full kid is something you can't recover from.

这事儿可没有回头路。好吧，那下一个问题。来自我表弟刘易斯·摩根先生的提问，我之前提到过他。好了。索斯，你能讲讲你在巴厘岛吃蘑菇的故事吗？

There's no coming back from Alright, that, next one then. A question from a cousin of mine, mister Lewis Morgan, who I mentioned earlier. Alright. Sauce, can you tell your story on taking mushrooms in Bali?

好的。先说一下，万一我奶奶真的听了这个播客，我只能道歉。我的意思是，当时发生了什么，老兄，我根本没意识到自己在吃蘑菇，我以为点的是营养奶昔。

Yeah. So just in case my nan does listen to this, I can only apologize. I mean, what happened, man, I didn't realize I was taking mushrooms at the time, I thought I was ordering a nutritious smoothie.

哦，你经常点蘑菇奶昔吗？

Oh, you'd often go for a mushroom smoothie,

呃，我当时没意识到，你知道，我那时候不知道那是蘑菇奶昔，我点的是菠萝口味。喝了所谓的菠萝奶昔，结果发现是蘑菇奶昔。我正躺在沙滩上，突然开始注意到天空变了模样，非常鲜艳的色彩朝我涌来。我完全沉浸在自己的世界里，感觉整个人都要融化在太阳椅里了。

do Well, I didn't realize, well, you know, I didn't realize it was a mushroom smoothie at the time, I ordered pineapple flavor. Drank said pineapple smoothie, turned out to be a mushroom smoothie. And I was lying on the beach when I started noticing the sky taking a different form, quite vivid colors moving towards me. I was melting into the sun lounger in an absolute world of my own.

我想我同意再拍一张那样的照片。

I think I agree with another photo of that.

想象一下，有一段视频和一张照片。然后不知为何，我也不知道自己为什么会这么做，但我当时嗨翻了，决定走进海里。我并没有完全迷失在海里，但有一股小水流把我往左边拖得比我想去的更远一些。结果，我基本上就困在了一堆岩石上。这时候水有多深？

There's a video and a photo, imagine. And then for whatever reason, and I don't know why I'd done this, but I was off my tits and I decided to walk into the sea. I didn't so much get lost in the sea, but there was a little current that dragged me a bit further left than I was intending to go. And, yeah, I ended up basically stranded on a bed of rocks. How deep is the water at this point?

不太深，真的只到小腿。我们

Not very deep, literally shin. We

喜欢小腿深的。是的。

love shin deep. Yeah.

我们说的是小腿深度，但显然就像是站在相当……就像是。

We're talking shinite, but obviously it was like standing on reasonably, it's like.

哦对，是的。

Oh right, yeah.

记住，这时候我完全不知道自己在哪儿，就像我实际上在太空中一样。我试图站起来。是的。站不起来，因为每次你踩下去，你知道，疼得要命。我就躺在一堆岩石上，被割得遍体鳞伤。

Bear in mind, I haven't got a clue where I am at this point, like I am in space for all intents and purposes. And I'm trying to stand up. Yeah. Can't stand up, because every time you put your foot down, you know, you're in fucking agony. And I'm just lying on a bed of rocks, getting cut the fuck.

这时候蘑菇有帮助吗？它们是

Are the mushrooms helping at this point? Are they

让它更容易，让它

making it easier, making it

更有趣？不，因为这时候恐慌开始袭来，因为你知道，我其实已经无法控制自己的行动了。是的，所以我踉踉跄跄的，所有男孩显然觉得这很滑稽。他们帮忙了吗，他们帮你了吗？

more fun? No, because at this point panic setting, because like, you know, I haven't really got control of my faculties. Right. So I'm, yeah, tripping, all the boys are obviously finding this hysterical. Not, are they helping, they help you?

不，不，不，我的意思是，你知道，他们算是一种帮忙吧。

No, no, no, I mean, you know, they're a form of help.

我得把手机拿出来，以防他摔倒或者发生什么意外。

I need my phone out just in case he fell over or something.

只是，你知道，指着水里那个出不来的傻瓜，那就是我得到的帮助。

It's just, you know, pointing at the prick in the water who can't get out, like That was the help I had.

如果你想帮忙的话，他当时在海滩大约200米外。是的。所以我会把视频配音到这个图表上，因为看他再次踮着脚试图走出来绝对是一种享受。摔倒的时候，你肯定摔得很疼。

If you wanted to help, right, he was about 200 meters down the beach. Yeah. So I I will dub the video over this chart, because it's an absolute treat watching him try and tiptoe out again. Falling When you fell, but I must have fucking hurt.

说实话，兄弟们，我无法向你们解释那种在海里失去平衡、似乎无法脱身的恐慌感。就像，就像深陷其中一样。

Honestly, boys, I cannot explain to you the panic of being off your net in the sea with seemingly no way of getting out. Like, like Shindeep.

如果你深陷其中，你是能召唤大海还是困在水坑里，

If you're shindeep, can you call out the sea or are you in a puddle,

就像你刚刚想到的

like you just figure

是啊。一块岩石。

it's Yeah. A Rock.

但就像，我试图，我拖着自己过去，只祈求能感受到一点沙子。

But like, I'm trying to like, I'm drag myself over just praying to feel a bit of sand.

是啊。你

Yeah. You

知道，记住，就像，我的脑袋现在他妈的是道彩虹，就像，你知道，真他妈，我我看到了这辈子从未见过的东西。试图他妈地从这个岩石池里爬出来，被割得遍体鳞伤。显然兄弟们本该支持我的。但这就是

know, bear in mind, like, my head's a fucking rainbow at this point, like, you know, it's fucking, I'm I'm seeing shit that I've never seen before in my life. Trying to fucking drag myself out of this rock pool, getting cut to fuck. And obviously the boys meant to be supportive. But that's how

你知道他们是你的哥们儿。

you know they're your mates.

是的。我的意思是

Yeah. I mean

幸运的是有一大群女孩，你就像大卫·哈塞尔霍夫那样从海里冒出来，所以她们应该会

Well luckily there was a big group of girls that you were kind of emerging out of the sea, like David Asselhoff in front of, so they would have

帮忙的。说实话，你知道，我觉得我当时经历的根本算不上《海滩救护队》那种场面，但最终我还是

helped Yeah. I gotta be honest, out of, you know, I I don't think we could call what I was going through at that point Baywatch, but, I mean, I eventually got

我们差点叫海岸警卫队来帮你一把。

We nearly called the coast guard, give you a hand.

是啊。他他妈的估计

Yeah. He he probably fucking

接起来。给他送个充气垫过去。

picked up. Send the Lilo over for him.

这么说倒是个好主意。不，他不会的，因为他妈的撞在岩石上了，不过，是的，那就是蘑菇园，看到你了。

That would've been a good shout saying that. No. He wouldn't have because he'd fucking popped on the rocks, but, yeah, that was that was the mushroom garden, saw you.

非常好。很享受。看起来很不错。

Very good. Enjoyed that. It was good to watch.

我很高兴。

I'm glad.

去他妈的这些问题，来点酱料。

Fuck all these questions, a few sauce.

那就继续吧。我们再玩一个。

Go on then. We'll have another one.

这是我们家乡一位好朋友亚当·考特先生的问题。我来给大家讲讲蝙蝠侠纹身的故事。

Question off a good friend of ours back home, mister Adam Court. So I'll talk us through the Batman tat.

好的。那么

Right. So

你能给观众们展示一下吗？

Can you show the show the viewers?

是的。我可以给观众们看看。我们确实有。你能拿着那个吗？

Yeah. I can show the viewers. We do. Can you hold that?

我可以。

I can.

谢谢。没有出局。

Thank you. Not out.

哦，我应该一直让你没有出局的。

Oh, I should've always had you Not out.

所以这就是蝙蝠侠纹身。是的。长话短说，大约三年前我在贝尼多姆喝醉了，然后去纹了身，这是我的第一个纹身，和我好朋友亚伦·戴尔一起。我一直想纹一个阿森纳的纹身。这可能告诉你不少事情，你知道的

So that's the Batman tattoo. Yeah. To cut the long story short, I I was pissed in Benadorm about three years ago and I went for a tattoo, my first tattoo with my my good friend, Aaron Dyer. And I always wanted to get an arsenal tattoo. This probably tells you quite a bit about, you know

你对阿森纳很有热情，算是阿森纳的粉丝。

You're passionate for arsenal, sort of You're an arsenal fan.

你喜欢阿森纳。总之，我走进纹身店说，哦看，伯特，他们有可能在我手臂上纹枪手大炮吗？他说，可以，50欧元。我当时想，哦，有点意思。于是我给他看了枪手大炮的样子，你知道，我以为会很顺利，就坐下来，在手臂上纹个枪手大炮。总之，完成了。

You like arsenal. So anyway, I went into the tattoo shop, said, oh look, Bert, any chance they're gonna have the gunner's Cannon on my arm? He said, yeah, €50. I was like, oh, something's So I showed him what the Gunners Cannon was, you know, I thought it was going be smooth sailing, just sit down, get a Gunners Cannon on your arm. Anyway, finished.

我和亚伦走了出去。我当时想，哦，真他妈公平。我喜欢他。你知道，我只是后来才觉得。我喜欢这个结果还不错。

Me and Aaron walked out. I was like, oh, fucking fair play. I like him. You know, I'm just after. I like this came out alright.

他说，是啊，是啊，还行。但你知道他方向装反了，对吧？我当时说，你什么意思？

He goes, yeah. Yeah. It's alright. But you know he's facing the wrong way, didn't he? I was like, what do you mean?

他说，是啊，炮口方向装反了。我低头一看，果然，他妈的炮口真的朝错了方向。所以，如果我当时没来澳大利亚，这大概是在五月份左右。我大概有一年没来澳大利亚了。

He said, yeah. The the cannon's pointing the wrong way. I looked down and, yeah, lo and behold, the fucking cannon was facing the wrong way. So I I so if I didn't come out to Australia at the time, so this would have been in the May, give or take. And I didn't come out to Australia for must have been about maybe a year.

所以我大概有六到十八个月的时间炮口是反着装的，然后我回家了，他当时开车很早。

So I went about six, eighteen months with a backwards can and I went home, and he was driving early.

但这是谁的错呢？我以为他之前会给你看过的

Whose fault is that though? I thought he would have shown you before

是啊，嗯，其实

Yeah, well really

你照过镜子，是啊，那里有很长的声音。

You've looked in the mirror and Yeah, there long sound.

知道。镜子里的景象。

Know. Sight in the mirror.

我是说，不是回头看。总的来说那真是太可怕了，但是

I mean, not looking back. It was fucking horrendous in general, but

但这甚至不像中心位置，对吧？就像是，你就那样，哦，他他多大了？大概，几岁？

But it won't even like central, was it? It was like, you just like Oh, he he How old was he? Like, years old?

哦，他他见过我进入我的生活。他想，去他妈的这家伙，我要把他的胳膊弄断，然后他就这么做了。总之，是的，十八个月过去了，我当时就想，你知道吗，我受够了胳膊上留着这该死的烂炮筒。所以我有点一时冲动。我不知道他在做什么。

Oh, he's he's seen me come into my life. He thought, fuck this prick, I'm gonna cock his arm up, and that's what he did. So anyway, yeah, eighteen months went by and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna be fed up by fucking having a shitty cannon on my arm. So I it was a bit of a whim. I don't know what he was doing.

我当时正在休一周的假。

I was on my week off from work.

我们刚才是在沙特，澳大利亚，不是吗？

We were just now Saudi, Australia, weren't it?

这是在澳大利亚，是的。那时候住在弗里曼特尔旁边。你你发短信给我。

This was Australia, yeah. Living living next to Fremantle at the time. You you text me.

是吗？你说我咬紧牙关挺过来了。我当时就想，天哪，他又干了什么？然后他接着，大炮没了。是的。

Did I? You said, I've bitten the bullet. And I was like, oh Christ, what's he done now? And then he then he put, the cannon is gone. Yes.

所以 然后

So And the

大炮消失了，但我决定，我也不知道当时为什么这么做。我觉得那是个好主意。公平地说，其他人都告诉我那看起来糟透了。我倒不介意，我想这才是最重要的。去他妈的其他人。

cannon went, but I decided, and I don't know why I did this. I thought it was a good idea at the time. And I to be fair, I mean, everybody else has told me it looks fucking horrendous. I don't mind it, which I suppose is the main thing. Fuck everybody else.

不过是的，我去把大炮盖住，然后我要了蝙蝠侠。

But yeah, I went to cover the cannon up and I asked for Batman.

那你喜欢蝙蝠侠吗，嗯？

Do you like Batman then, yeah?

老实说，我本来打算来个DC全家福，比如，你知道，弄个小丑，弄个蝙蝠侠，也许再弄个企鹅人。不过我以为你是漫威粉丝呢。我是漫威粉丝，确实是。但我认为蝙蝠侠是，蝙蝠侠是GOAT（史上最佳）。

Well, I'd be honest, I was going go full DC and like, you know, get a Joker, get Batman, maybe get Penguin on there. I thought you were a Marvel fan though. I am a Marvel fan, I am. But I think Batman is, Batman's a GOAT.

好吧，真的吗？

Right, okay. Really?

大话是这么说的。但是呢

Big statement. But like

是啊，但是超大的。

Yeah, but Huge.

是啊，但我说我喜欢蝙蝠侠，不介意蝙蝠侠，你知道，如果有新电影上映我会坐下来看，但是

Yeah, but I say I like Batman, don't mind Batman, know, I'll sit and watch a new one if it comes out, but

你刚才还以为我会弄个超大的

You just thought I'd get a massive

比如房间里有个蝙蝠侠之类的，你知道，我他妈又没有最新版的披风斗士或者类似的东西。是啊。我说，你看，但我胳膊上有个烂炮。我得把它盖起来。然后他就说，嗯，你想要什么？

Batman in the room or whatever, like, you know, I haven't got fucking the latest edition of the caped crusader or anything like that. Yeah. I said, look, but I got a crappy cannon on my arm. I need to get a covered up. And he was like, yeah, what do you want?

然后我给他看了张蝙蝠侠的照片。结果显然花了250美元。

And then I showed him a photo of the Batman. And obviously spent $250.

他说什么了？他是不是说，嗯，

What was he saying? Was he like, yeah,

选得好。他说得真他妈对。他叫来了所有人，你知道，我是说，纹身师们对自己的工作相当有热情，没错。大家都围过来，说，哇，牛逼兄弟，真牛逼。是啊，那看起来真高级。

good choice. He's fucking right. He had everybody, you know, I mean, tattoo artists, they're quite passionate about their work, and yeah. Everybody was coming over like, yeah, sick bro, sick. Yeah, that looks class.

我感觉自己牛逼坏了，心想，操，我现在要去给兄弟们看看我的新纹身他妈的什么样。总之，我记得那是个周五，我们去了飞行俱乐部，

I felt like the bollocks, was like, fuck, I'm going to show the boys now my new tattoo fucking looked like. And yeah, anyway, so I think it was a Friday and we went to flight club in

晚上去的，对吧？是的。

the night, didn't we? We did.

我们打算扔飞镖来着。

We had a throw going to throw through our ooze.

所以很明显，我把你的名字写成了布鲁斯，在

So obviously I put your name as Bruce on the

是啊。我是说，我给每个人都看了我的纹身，本以为就算得不到赞美，也不至于被嘲笑得那么惨，结果每个看到的人都笑得前仰后合。然后还有瑞索·奈特在那儿问，她在哪儿？

Yeah. I mean, I showed everybody my tattoo thinking I was gonna, maybe not get compliments, but not get ripped to fucking shreds and every person I showed pissed themselves laughing. And then I had Resaw Knight going, where is she?

他们在哪儿？我是蝙蝠侠。

Where are they? I'm Batman.

然后，是的，差不多就是这样。大家都说他看起来糟透了，所以后来我去了巴厘岛，又纹了更多。

And, yeah, that was pretty much it. Everybody said he looks fucking horrendous, so then I went to Bali and got more.

你纹了，没纹，那你为什么不遮盖起来呢？这是下一个你们

Did you get, didn't get, why didn't you get covered up though? Is that the next You guys

把它盖住了。天哪，耶稣基督。你跟他一样大。你得开始付房租了。

got that covered up. It's fucking Jesus Christ. You're a size of him. You have to start paying rent.

没人这么说。

No one says that.

我的意思是，

I mean,

我我操你们所有人。我觉得看起来还行。总之，一个蝙蝠侠的故事。所以我很高兴我们完成了问题，因为感觉这次比一开始我胡说八道的时候好多了。

I I fuck you all. I think it looks alright. Anyway, a Batman story. So I'm happy we've done the questions because they feel this feels like it's gone a little bit better than the fucking I was talking absolute shit at the start of this.

别担心。还有更多问题等着你呢，萨斯。继续吧。但我们还会回来的。还有一个问题给我，为什么你的头发这么卷？

Don't worry. There's more for you, Sass. Go on. But we'll come back. There's another one for me, why is your hair so curly?

马特·特鲁特。不错嘛，兄弟。我不知道。吃掉你的屏幕。我猜还有一个是来自亨德里克·杜埃的。

Matt of Matthew Trutt. Good one, bud. I don't know. Eat your screen. Another one for me, I'm assuming from Hendrik Duet.

这名字真有意思？南非的亨尼，对吧？是的。好家伙。很好的朋友。

What a name? South African heny, ain't he? Yeah. Good guy. Good good friend.

目前在德克萨斯待一会儿。也是个好球员。

Over in Texas at a minute. Good player as well.

是的。很扎实。他第一场比赛就拿了最佳球员。好样的。

Yeah. Solid. Man of the match in his first game. Good man.

是比赛最佳球员还是全场最佳？比赛之星。明星。他为此得了一颗金星。但亨德里克问的是，你的蛋蛋最蓝的时候是什么样子？

Player of the match or man of the match? Star of the match. Star. He's he had a gold star for that one. But he Hendrix asked, what's the bluest your balls have ever been?

所以我们不会——不是你想的那样。

So we're not gonna it's not what you think.

我们不会

We're not

可能会有点粗俗。我觉得内容还是相当生动的，但我会跳过这一段

gonna be crass. I suppose it is still fairly graphic but I'll sit this

因为最后我可能会说出不该说的话。

one out because I'll end up saying things I shouldn't.

是的，请别说了。不过这个赛季我们打进了几场橄榄球总决赛。我整个赛季大部分时间都在和腹股沟伤势作斗争。所以我原本是参加二级队决赛的，但一级队决赛在后面举行。我本该先打二级队比赛，然后在一级队替补席待命。

Yeah, please don't. But in So this season we got a couple of grand finals going to rugby. And I've been battling with a groin injury most of the season. So I was actually playing I was playing in the twos grand final but then the ones grand the the first grand final was on after. So I was supposed to play twos and then be on the bench for the for the ones.

我在总决赛的战绩很特别，因为去年总决赛时，我被撞晕了。开场十分钟就被撞成脑震荡被迫下场。今年呢，开赛大概三分钟，我在近底线处被擒抱时扭到了身子，腹股沟就感觉完全撕裂了，那种剧痛我知道完了。一瘸一拐地下场，妈的，显然我就这样报销了。当晚我们喝了几杯啤酒，然后回家了。

And I've got a great record in grand finals because last year's grand final, I got knocked out. I got concussed in the first ten minutes and had to come off. So then this year, yeah, about three minutes in, got tackled near the floor and I kind of twisted and my groin, I just felt it fully go like, and It I knew it was was so painful. Arbled off, fucking, obviously yeah, that was me done. We had a few beers that night, came home.

我记得凌晨早早醒来上厕所。摸着黑走去卫生间，没开灯。解手时自然会碰到身体部位，我就感觉：咦，好像不太对劲。当时

I remember I woke up early early hours for pee. I remember walking, didn't put any lights on. I went to the toilet. Obviously you have a feel of your general regions when you're around the piss and I was like, oh, something doesn't feel right. There was

是发现了什么不对劲的地方吗？

bit of a discrepancy here was there?

哦，但这个很难解释，不过

Oh but it's hard to explain but

比正常的大还是？

like Bigger than normal or?

不是那个，是下面一点，你知道，那个老的。哦，对了。Le Sac。对。是的。所以他感觉有点奇怪。

Not the, bit underneath, know, the old Oh, right. Le Sac. Right. Aye. So he's he's feeling a bit like strange.

看了一眼。我有点容易恶心。我当时就像，哦我的天哪。我能感觉到自己开始晕眩。我简直是一路扶着墙走回卧室。

Looked it. And I am a bit squeamish. I was like, oh my fucking God. And I could feel myself starting to faint. I literally walked back to my bedroom, like holding onto the wall.

几乎走不动路。但不管怎样，总算到了床上，又睡着了。早上醒来。我几乎动弹不得。我不得不在腿间夹个枕头才能翻身。

Could barely walk. But anyway, made it to bed, went back to sleep. Woke up in the morning. I couldn't couldn't really move. I was like, I had to put a pillow between my legs to like roll around.

但显然我醒来时，掀开被子一看，惊呆了。我心想，这他妈到底发生了什么？所以，我现在一点没夸张。你们几个都见过她，可以作证。Le Sac是黑色的。

But obviously I've woken up, taking the cut, the quilt off me and locked down. I was like, what the fuck has happened here? So like, I am not exaggerating now. Well you boys have seen her so you can Yeah. Vouch Le Sac is black.

不是深紫色，而是黑色。

Like, not like dark purple but black.

从上面看已经变得很严重了。

It went far off looking at the top.

看起来就是这样，而且可能也是按比例的。就像一个是那样，另一个也差不多大小。但没错，我当时就知道出了点问题，我做了件相当严重的事，但结果还好，其中一个伙计是兽医。哦对。三号位的一个伙计是兽医，他给我解释得很清楚。

It looked like that, it's probably to scale as well. Like that's one and then the other one was about the same size. But yeah, I thought that's what I knew something was, I'd done something quite serious, but it turns out and luckily one of the boys is a vet. Oh yeah. One of the boys in the third is a vet and he explained it very well to me.

他说，基本上情况是这样的，他用马举了个例子。他说，当我们给马去势时，由于重力作用，肿胀会下沉到阻力最小的区域。所以他就像说，我们切掉你的蛋蛋，然后肿胀就会顺着大腿往下沉。所以基本上，我是撕裂了腹股沟，撕裂了这里的导管，然后所有肿胀都下沉到了阻力最小的区域，也就是我的阴囊。所以今天所有血液都积聚下来，结果就成了一个巨大的黑袋子。

So he said, essentially what happens is he uses horses for as an example. He said, when we castrate horses, because of gravity that swelling will drop to the area of least resistance. So he was like, we take your bollocks off and then the swelling drops down their thighs. So basically, I've torn my groin, torn on the duct there up here and the swelling has all dropped to the area of least resistance which was my ball bag. So all the blood has fallen today and we've ended up with a massive black sack.

持续了大约一周。

For about a week.

持续了大约一周。你去

For about a week. You go

看了任何人吗，任何专家之类的？还是就？

see anyone, any specialists or anything or just?

没有，因为

No because

当我跟兽医谈过，告诉汤米兽医后，他们就让我安心了。好吧。因为他问，疼吗？然后一般来说那个区域并不疼。疼痛都集中在我腹股沟受伤的地方。

when I spoke to the vet, told Tommy the vet, they made put my heart to rest. Alright. Because he said, is it painful? And like generally that area wasn't painful. Was all localized to where I'd done my groin.

所以我当时还挺放松的，然后我跟另一个小伙子聊了聊，他伤得很严重，腹股沟撕裂，阴茎都变黑了。哦，是马什吗？哦，马什，对。所以你算是让我稍微冷静了点，因为看到那种情况你肯定会往最坏处想，你会觉得，我他妈完了

So I was like relaxed and then I spoke to one of the other boys and he'd done so many tore his groin and his penis went black. Oh, Marshy was it? Oh, Marshy, yeah. So like you kind of calm me down a bit because like obviously you see that and you just think the worst, you're like, I'm fucking

我记得你早上给我看的时候，我当时也这么说过，但我当时宿醉挺厉害的，结果这个直接把我的宿醉治好了。我我当时应该是坐在沙发上，我们正想看精彩集锦，他走进来，他说，但我觉得我出了点问题。我就问，什么意思？然后他说看看这个。接着他就掏出来了，很明显，那个那个像葡萄柚一样的东西，我他妈当时就，哇哦

I can remember when you showed me in the morning and I sort of said this at the time, but I was quite hungover, and like, it cured my hangover. I I I I was I think I was sat on a sofa, we're trying to watch highlights, and he walked in, he's like, but I think I got a problem. I was like, what do mean? So I a look at this. And he whapped out, obviously, the the grapefruit and I fucking I was just like, woah.

哇哦。那可是个

Woah. That's a

大那是蛋蛋，确实是。而且这是我第二次，第二次看到类似的情况了，因为我记得当时说，你知道，快速提一下

a big that's sack, that is. And it's the second time, second time I've seen something like that, because I remember saying, know, quick shout out to

你知道，你非得提他的名字，莱文

You know, you just have to drop his name, Levin.

我不知道

I don't know.

我不会

I won't

哔哔，不会哔哔，

bleep, won't bleep,

是啊。当时其中一个哥们，抱歉，对。我们去找的其中一个哥们，我想是赞蒂那边，是赞蒂的一家俱乐部，他们有个充气城堡。他和一个哥们上了充气城堡，喝醉了胡闹。其中一个哥们做了个前空翻，结果就像百万分之一的概率。

Yeah. One of the boys then, sorry, yeah. One of the boys we went to, I think it was Zanty, and it was one of the clubs in Zanty and they got a bouncy castle. And him and one of the boys went on the bouncy castle, pissed messing about. And one of the boys done a front flip and it was like a million to one.

他做前空翻的时候，他的脚跟，就是后摆的那只脚，居然踢中了另一个哥们的蛋蛋，显然伤到他了，他倒下了，你知道，他妈的，他有点麻烦，但他挺过去了，你知道，这种事难免，他就是被狠狠踢到了蛋蛋。是啊。他会没事的。

As he's done a front flip, his heel, like his trailing heel has managed to catch one of the boys squaring the fucking bollocks and obviously he's hurt him, he's gone down, he's taken any, like you know, he's fucking, he's in a bit of trouble, but he's sinking out, know, it happens, he's just been sackied fucking, Yeah. He'll get off.

蛋蛋受伤。是啊。

Sacky. Yeah.

大约过了一个小时，他说，不行，哥们们，我出问题了，但是啊，就像，情况跟你挺像的，但我想，显然，你当时是，你是那种，是两边都伤到了吗？不太记得了。对。两边都伤了。他那玩意儿真是惨，简直就是字面意思。

About an hour went by and he's like, nah, boys I'm in trouble, but yeah, like, and it was pretty similar to you, but I think, obviously, where did you, you was sort of went, did it go both sides? Can't really remember. Yeah. It went both sides. His was nuts, it was just like Literally.

双关语。它，它他妈的一边简直是黑的，另一边是亮的。但是，大小问题只在一侧，嗯哼。

The pun. It was, it was literally fucking black on one side, light on the other. But it was like, the the size was just on the one side, like Mhmm.

像个鸵鸟蛋，像哦，是啊。另当别论了。为什么都在互相看对方的蛋蛋？但哥们之间不都这样吗？是啊。

Like an ostrich egg, like Oh, yeah. Something else. Why are all looking at each other's balls? But that's what boys do, innit? Yeah.

但是，是啊。我老家有个哥们儿进去了，他好像有什么东西撞进去了，里面充满了液体，我从没见过

But like, yeah. One of the boys back home went in, he had like some sort of knock on in, filled up with fluid and I've never seen

这样的情景。哦，是啊。连一品脱的杯子都装不进去。不行。

anything like it. Oh, yeah. Couldn't get in a pint glass. No.

连一品脱的杯子都装不进去。装不进去

Couldn't get in a pint glass. Couldn't get

一品脱的杯子。哦，是啊。这不正常。再说，他当时就像在问，什么

in a pint Oh, yeah. It's not normal. Again, he was like, What

能装进一品脱的杯子？

can you get in a pint glass?

不知道他为什么要把它放进一品脱的杯子里？

Don't know why he was putting it in a pint glass?

哦，他只是为了对比展示一下，你知道，就是做个尺寸参考。

Oh, he was just showing for comparison, you know, just for size reference.

我没有

I don't

如果是一品脱玻璃杯里的冰块之类的。

if it was ice in a pint glass or something.

是啊。我也是你表弟。我记得小时候和刘易斯一起骑自行车的时候。哦，对。你那次摔得挺惨的。

Yeah. I'm your cousin as well. I remember after Lewis when we were younger on the bikes. Oh, yeah. You had a bad one.

没错。我不知道他是撞到了排水沟还是路缘。妈的。整个人往前飞出去撞到了车把上。

Yeah. I don't know if he hit a drain or a curb. Fuck. Flew forward onto the headset.

我有次从自行车上摔下来也很惨。刹车失灵了，直接撞上了一辆车，搞得一团糟。

I had a bad one when I fell off the bike. Brakes didn't work, got to crash into a car and it fucking caused all sorts of problems.

你那时多大？这是什么时候的事？

How old were you? When was this?

上周？

Last week?

我也是。三

Me. Three

周。不

weeks No.

所以我骑自行车的职业生涯持续了四年，然后在我12岁时放弃了。抱歉，是13岁。我13岁时买了另一辆，然后就把自行车彻底收起来了。

So I my career riding a bike lasted four years, and then I gave up there when I was 12. Sorry, 13. I brought my other one when I was 13 and then I put the bike away for good.

从那以后你就没骑过自行车了？不，我是

You haven't ridden a bike since? No, I learned when

大约九、十岁时学的，然后短时间内出了太多事故，于是决定，是的，从今往后四个轮子才是出路。

I was about nine or 10 and then I had too many accidents in a short space of time and decided, yeah, four wheels would be the way to go from here on out.

你在这方面也挺挣扎的，伙计。

You struggle with that as well, mate.

我开车技术不怎么样，确实。但我们以后会聊到的，肯定会的，我们会在后面的节目里聊开车的话题。

I'm not a brilliant driver, no. But we'll get on, sure I'm we'll get on the driving in a later episode.

我们会。好的。回到正题，我想大家有什么问题要问你。抱歉，吉姆。有几个吉姆的问题。

We will. Right. Back to I think there's any questions for you. Sorry, Jim. There's a couple of Jim.

我很高兴

I'm happy

那样的话。

with that.

别担心

Don't worry

关于 是的。

about Yeah.

这就告诉你所有你需要知道的。人们并没有在猛烈抨击他。需要再多挖点他的黑料。

That's that that tells you all you need to know. People are not ripping into him. Need to get some more dirt on him.

稍微体面点了，是吗？是的，

A bit more respectable, is it? Yeah,

我们会在中间找出一些东西来。

we'll find some stuff out the middle of.

是的，我们会深挖一下。下一个问题我会亲自问几个。关于刘易斯·詹金斯，这是个三部分的问题，因为太长了，关于酱汁的。你们这些小伙子有没有借个熨斗来熨香肠？我每次看到他穿的短裤都像是从健达奇趣蛋里掏出来的。

Yeah, we'll do some digging. I'll ask some questions myself for the next one. So off Lewis Jenkins, this is a three part question because it's so long for sauce. Have you boys gone an iron for sausage to borrow? Every pair of shorts I see him in look like he's pulled them out of a Kinder egg.

他肯定是在把它们收进抽屉前先折了个纸。

Must do origami with them before he puts them away in his drawers.

对。所以我觉得这是在暗讽我没有好好熨我的短裤。你知道

Right. So I reckon that is a slight at me for not for not properly ironing my shorts. You know

不过我现在知道我是谁了，我昨天给你做了个小教程。是的，你做了，公平地说，就像

who I am now though, I gave you a little tutorial yesterday. Yeah, you did, fair play, like

我有，你知道，这对我来说有点钻石般的控诉，但在我搬到这里之前我不会说我特别擅长熨衣服。但我已经变得更好了，不过是的，我有时确实会忽略短裤。我每发一张照片，只要短裤上有一丝褶皱，你可以保证路易·詹克斯会给我评论。

I have, you know, it's a bit of a diamond indictment to me, but I wouldn't say I was particularly good at ironing until I moved over here. But I've got gotten better, But yeah, I I do sometimes neglect the shorts. And every photo I put up, if there's the slightest crease on the shorts, you can guarantee Louie Jenks is gonna give me a comment.

直接上吧。

Go straight in.

就像，你能看出来，他根本不在乎照片的背景是什么。比如，他的短裤怎么了？有点小褶皱，就去撒个尿。所以，不是Lou，我会努力做得更好，以后你应该会看到我穿不那么皱的短裤。

Like, you you can just tell, like, he's he's he's got no interest in what's, like, any context of the photo. It's like, right, what's happening with his shorts? Small crease, let's take a piss. So, not Lou, I'll I'll endeavor to do better, but and going forward, you should see me in less creased shorts.

不过，它们是从奇趣蛋里拿出来的吗？还是

Are they do you get them out of a Kinder Egg though? Or

不，不是。我以前有过几个奇趣蛋，但我不记得从里面抽出过短裤。奇趣蛋在过去可是很流行的。

No. No. I used to have a few Kinder Eggs, but I don't think I've ever pulled a pair of shorts out of them. Kinder Eggs were the one back in the day.

是啊，挺不错的。他当时还挺会开玩笑的，对吧？

Yeah, very good. He had a good crack, wasn't he?

是啊，但回头想想，真他妈小气——哦，抱歉，不能说脏话。就像，巧克力有点少，巧克力不够。

Yeah, but then you sort of look back and think fucking tight Oh, sorry, I can't swear. Like, little bit lack of chocolate, Lack of chocolate.

它挺薄的，不是吗？是啊，就像，

It was quite thin, wasn't it? Yeah, like,

你知道，你得吃大概七个，甚至都不觉得满足。我的意思是，可能只是我这样，别误会。

you know, you need to have about seven, don't even feel satisfied. I mean, that could have just been me, don't get me wrong.

来自你妈妈的酱料问题。哦，梅尔。哦。绝对的传奇。

Question from your mom sauce. Oh, Mel. Oh. Absolute legend.

谢谢。向我的母亲致敬。谁

Thanks. Shout out to my mother. Who does

负责做饭？嗯，显然，你得

the cooking? Well, obviously, you'll have

为塔什的圣诞大餐热烈鼓掌，但总的来说，我想我们都自己做饭。

to give a big hand to Tash for the Christmas dinner, but generally, I think we all do our own cooking.

那是你个人观点，我觉得吉姆

Speak for yourself, I think Jim

做了很多。我不行。是的。我我不能接受这个。抱歉。

does a lot. I can't. Yeah. I I can't take that one. I'm sorry.

都是塔什做的。我我在负责打扫，但没错，全都归功于塔什。

Tash does it all. I'm I'm doing the cleaning, but yeah, it's all done to Tash.

嗯，这就是关键所在。这是一种伙伴关系，对吧？

Well, that's what it's all about. It's a partnership, isn't it?

就是互相付出和接受。

It's give and take.

是啊。但我的意思是，你一个月里只有一周在这里，另外三周都在外面吃免费餐。

Yeah. But I mean, you're on your one week of the month, was the other three weeks out getting free food.

没错。而且公平地说，当我在这里的时候，我做的全是鸡肉卷。

Yeah. And to to be fair, I mean, when I am here, that's all I cook is chicken wraps.

配上红酱。

With a red sauce.

你他妈简直像个炼金术士。就像走进切尔诺贝利四号反应堆一样。

You are like the fucking alchemist as well. It's like walking into Chernobyl Reactor 4

嗯，你知道，我就是喜欢尝试一些香料，仅此而已。

and Well, you're know, just like to experiment with some spices, that's all.

这简直疯了，真的。

It's mental, like.

确实是。

It is.

你眼泪汪汪，咳嗽，打喷嚏。这就像，他到底在搞什么？简直糟透了。

Your eyes are watering, you're coughing, sneezing. It's like, what the fuck is he doing in here? Breaking badly.

我喜欢在鸡肉上加点香料，然后，你知道的，卷饼很简单，就放一点奶酪，挤点番茄酱稍微抹一下

I do like to put a bit of spice on the chicken and then just, you know, the wraps are quite simple, just a little bit of cheese, sprinkling a ketchup just to rub a bit

挤点番茄酱，就加点 是的，在上面

of Sprinkling a ketchup, just add a Yeah, of on

所以我被说成番茄酱消耗过量，我个人不同意。我觉得我用量适中，但每个人都不一样。

so I get a huge of excessive ketchup consumption, which I personally dispute. I think I have a moderate amount, but everybody's different than me.

又主观了，不，这非常

Subjective again, no, it's very

每餐适量。是的，我

moderate amount each meal. Yes, I

意思是，大概每份里面是瓶子的六分之一左右，所以还不算太糟。

mean, it's probably about a sixth of a bottle per serving in it, so it's not too bad.

所以每个轮班休息喝一瓶，是吗？

So bottle each swing break, is it?

差不多吧。差不多。但这轮班还剩了一点，所以我应该...我应该还剩半瓶留着下次轮班喝。

Thereabouts. Thereabouts. But it was a little bit left over this swing, so I should have I should have one half left to come back to the next one.

你还记得他买了那一升装的番茄酱吗？是啊。超大瓶的，哦，为什么？我记得当时想，哦，这够他吃一阵子了。结果大概就撑了两个轮班。

Do you remember he bought that one liter bottle of ketchup? Yeah. Massive like Oh, why? And I I remember thinking, oh, that's gonna last him a while. I think it lasted about two swings.

是啊。嗯，所以，对，就撑了两周。

Aye. Well So, yeah, two weeks it lasted.

我要辩解一下，那不是我的本意。我本来想买正常大小的瓶子。但如果你记得，我回来他妈的就抱怨Coles超市，因为我差点被坑了买了——简单说下背景：只能买亨氏番茄酱，这是另一个问题。我同意。只能买这个，谁要是想用其他烂货糊弄你，那真是太差劲了。差劲。

In my defense, that wasn't by choice. I wanted to buy a normal sized bottle. But if you remember, I come back fucking complaining about Coles because I nearly got tucked up and bought, basically they brought out, so, quick backstory, you can only have Heinz ketchup, that's a separate issue. I agree. You can only have, anybody who tries to palm you off with some other shit is just poor Poor form.

不过总之，是啊，我去买一瓶番茄酱，结果拿了一瓶泡菜味的番茄酱。

But anyway, yeah, I went to buy a bottle of ketchup and picked up a bottle of pickle flavored ketchup.

哇，我都不知道他们还做这个。哦，那更好。

Wow, I didn't know they did that. Oh, it's nicer.

不，好吧，这意味着他们得用霓虹灯包装才行，因为没人想要这个。我拿起瓶子，以为是普通番茄酱，走到收银台，正要扫描时，我才看到上面写着泡菜？我当时，你知道，挺恼火的，所以我就回去了，结果他们只有那种超大号的Yiga瓶子。

No, well, what that means is they need to put that in neon packaging because no one wants that. And I picked the bottle, I think, and it was normal ketchup, got to the till, just about to scan it, and I thought, what's that say, pickle? I was, you know, pretty pissed off, like, so I went back and all they had then was, like, the big fuck off Yiga bottle.

嗯。

Mhmm.

然后，是啊，你知道，就在那儿一点点消耗掉了。我觉得它本应该比实际用得更久一点的。我敢肯定你们两个在我没注意的时候拼命护着它来着。

And, yeah, you know, just chipped away there. And I thought, and it probably should have lasted a bit longer than what it did. I'm sure you two were armoring the fuck of mind when I weren't you.

没有。我不碰它，但是

No. I don't touch it, but Do

你不碰吗？

you not?

不。我不像你。我不会随便拿别人的食物吃。总之，喵。

No. I'm not like you. I don't help myself to other people's food. Anyway Meow.

我们要把这个继续下去。

We're gonna carry this on off here.

我觉得不，我觉得我们会继续的，对吧？因为是的，我们有几个好问题。告诉我们你们初次见面时最无聊/愚蠢又搞笑的时刻。

I think No, I think we'll carry this on, aren't we? Because Yeah, we got a got a couple of good questions. Give us a dullest slash stupidly funny moment you had together when you first met.

你是在澳大利亚还是回国了，你在想什么？

Were you in Australia or back home, you thinking?

我不知道。伊恩·戴维斯也问了这个问题。给他一点喊话。

I don't know. It's it's Ian Davis has asked this as well. Give him a little shout out.

嗯，对你和我来说，吉姆，你可能得半参加水上运动之旅，对吧？那可能不是。你没有。你没有在前一周参加足球之旅，对吧？

Well, for me and you, Jim, you'd have to probably be semi on the water sports trip, wouldn't it? That's that that's probably no. Did you no. You wouldn't come on a football trip the week before, did you?

不。那是Coppercatloo吗？Coppercatloo，没关系。我喜欢那个。不，是水上剑之旅。

No. Was that Coppercatloo? Coppercatloo, That's alright. I love that one. No, the water sword trip.

那是我对Young Sauce最初的记忆。

That's my first sort of memory of Young Sauce.

是啊。有张照片——哦，其实是那次旅行里的两张。

Yeah. There's a photo of me well, that's two in here in that trip.

你当时穿的是什么？我穿了件露肩上衣。是露肩上衣对吧？没错。

Were you wearing what are you wearing? I was wearing an arseletop. Arseletop, wasn't it? Yeah.

真是意外。震惊。说实话，我在非洲那会儿可没穿得多体面。看起来像是他妈的需要绿色和平组织来救援的样子。可能还更惨点儿。

A surprise. Shock. And gotta I be honest, I wasn't looking my Sunday best in Africa. Looked like someone fucking Greenpeace would need to help her. Probably a bit farther.

不，那是

No, that was

不过那次旅行挺棒的。那时候你胖乎乎的，很可爱。我才——回想我们十二三岁的时候。活泼开朗。

a good trip though. That was you were cooped and chunky, let Lovable. Me just Back when we were 12, 13. Bubbly.

性格活泼。嗯，那可能是我们最早的一次了，你知道，没发生什么疯狂的事。我可能就是摔了一跤。对。

Bubbly personality. Yeah, that was probably our earliest one, I, you know, don't really think nothing crazy happened. I just probably fell. Yeah.

而我再也爬不回去了。但我必须回到船上。

And I couldn't get back on it. But I had to get back on a boat.

他妈的说得对。

Fucking right.

那时候也是，因为你上半身力量不够。

Back then as well, because you didn't have the upper body strength.

我上半身力量不够。柔韧性也不行。我当时就像

I didn't have the upper body strength. Didn't have the flexibility. I was It's

一只试图爬上冰山背部的海豹。

like a seal trying to get on the back

记得吗。人们试图拉你上去——哦，当时真的有七个人试图把我拉回船上。不行。最后他们可能放弃了，我当时想，去他的，你就掉回去吧。

of an iceberg. Remember. People trying to pull you Oh, it was literally about seven people trying to get me back on a boat. No. And then in the end, think they gave up, I was like, fuck him, you can fall back in.

但是，不，我觉得我和你之间——我们有过欢笑，但我觉得我们至今还没有太多，至少到目前为止。我们没有太多这样的经历。

But, no, I don't think me and you have had We've had laughs, but I don't think we've had any, to date anyway. We haven't had too many.

不。嗯，今天早上真是锦上添花。是的。

No. Well, this morning tops it off. Yeah.

是的。直到今天早上。

Yeah. Until this morning.

所有所有著名的中国人。

All all the famous Chinese.

哦，是的。著名

Oh, yes. Famous

中国人很好。是的。不过可能就留在那儿吧。我我有一个，不是当

Chinese was good. Yeah. Probably leave out there though. I I got one of it's not when

我们第一次见面的时候，但就像我们看到的，我们曾经非常亲近，那时我们通过橄榄球计划

we first met but like we were see, we've been quite close back when we through through the rugby plan

并通过

and through

共同的朋友。但我觉得我们变得比以往任何时候都更亲近的那天/晚上是我们最终一起外出了，对吧？所以我们住在一个酒店房间里。显然我和萨尔斯共用一个房间，不知为何他半夜起来，我们发现他是个梦游者，只有老萨尔斯才会这样。是的。

mutual friends. But I think the the day slash night that we got closer than ever was we ended up away together didn't we? So stayed in a hotel room. So obviously me and Sars share in this room for some reason he gets up in the night and he's a bit of a sleepwalker only old Sars we found out. Yes.

但他半夜起来，没有去房间的厕所小便，却不知为何去了前台，对吧？另外补充一下背景，他穿了件T恤但只穿着内裤。对。好吧。是的。

But he gets up in the night and instead of going for a pee in the toilet in the room, he goes down to reception for some reason, right? So for context as well he's put a t shirt on but he's in his undies. Right. Okay. Yeah.

所以就是内裤加T恤。他去前台小便了。这是什么时候的事，萨尔斯？大概凌晨四五点？

So undies t shirt. He's gone down to reception for a pee. What time was this sauce? Probably four 5AM?

差不多吧。是的，差不多。就当是五点半吧。

Give or take. Yeah. Give or take. Let's say half five.

所以显然，我在睡觉。他没带房卡就下楼了。去小便，出来后意识到需要钥匙才能通过门回到房间。哦，从前台那边。从前台回到房间。

So obviously, I'm asleep. He's gone downstairs without the room key. Goes for a pee, comes back out and then realizes you need a key to get through the door to get back in there. Oh, from reception. From reception to get back to the room.

不知道他在哪个房间。显然我睡得死死的，所以他联系不上

Don't know what room he's in. Obviously I'm flat out for the count so he can't get a hold

我。没有我的手机，联系不上

of me. Didn't have my phone to get a hold

你的。哦，你显然也没带手机。没有，所以我

of you. Oh you didn't have your phone either obviously. No, so I

完全在恐慌中醒来，就像你知道的，我从来没有这么急需小便过，抱歉，是小便。

just woke up in a complete state of panic where like you know I just never needed a piss like a, sorry pee.

如果那是我们这么称呼的话。你为什么酒店房间里会有厕所？哦，有的。

If that's what we're calling it. You Why was there a toilet in hotel room? Oh there was.

有的。我醒来

There was. I woke in

处于恐慌状态，决定他妈的一路冲出房间去前台，我知道那里肯定有厕所，就像我需要一个100%有厕所的地方。

a state of panic and decided to fucking leg it out of the room and go to reception where I knew there would be a toilet, like I needed a location that 100% had a toilet.

这很合理。

That's logical.

我不能到了那里却没有厕所。那根本不是一个选项。

I couldn't be turning up and having no toilet. It was like that wasn't an option.

是的。所以没错。

Yeah. So yeah.

是啊，因为酒店房间通常没有厕所。你从来

Yeah, because hotel rooms, classically don't have toilets. You never

没有厕所

have toilets

在酒店房间里，对吧？

in hotel rooms, do you?

我是说，没错。这是个失误

I mean, yeah. It's a cock up on

我的错。那你是怎么

my part. So how did you

进去的呢？

get back in then?

好吧，那就继续把它搞砸吧。

Well, go on and re spoil it.

抱歉。我想你和前台的那个女孩聊过了，对吧？

Sorry. I think you conversed with girl on reception didn't you?

是的。就像我说的，里斯已经给你介绍了一些背景。所以我穿着前一天晚上的衬衫和我的箱子。我看着她，试图尽可能多地表达歉意。我说，你看，我知道这是个棘手的情况，但我知道这是周日早上，我知道你刚换班。

Yeah. So like I said, Reese has given you a bit of context there. So I'm in the shirt from the night before and my boxes. I'm I'm looking at her, like, trying to convey as much apology as I possibly can. I'm like, look, I understand this is a fact situation, but I know it's Sunday morning, I know you've just started your shift.

有没有可能你能帮我一下，因为我有点麻烦。我在楼下酒店里没穿裤子。我完全不知道自己在哪个房间。她说，哦，那你记得你从哪个走廊下来的吗？我说，亲爱的，我一点头绪都没有。

Any chance you can give me a hand by her because I'm in bit of trouble. I'm downstairs in a hotel with no trousers on. I haven't got a clue which room I'm in. And she's like, oh, well, do you remember which corridor you've come down? I said, love, I haven't got a clue.

然后她说，嗯，我得等经理来了才能查监控。我说，没关系。你经理什么时候来？九点。说实话，早上五点半的时候，三个半小时的延迟可不是我想要的。

Like, she goes, well, I can't check the CCTV until my manager comes in. I was like, that's alright. When's your manager in? 09:00. Which I gotta be honest, at half five in the morning, three and a half hour delay wasn't what I needed.

所以她就在那儿看着我，像看个怪胎一样。我说，老实说，我承认这确实有损我的形象。但我别无选择。不过，我还是试着再打个盹，因为我他妈太累了。

So she's just there looking at me like this fucking weirdo. And I'm like, to be fair, all my hands up like this isn't a good reflection of myself. So I had no choice. But, I tried to get another hour's nod because I was pretty fucking tired.

等等，在前台？在前台。

Wait, in reception? In reception.

所以我就，我最后

So I just, I ended up

什么，就坐在椅子上？

What, just in a chair?

不，我想那是一个双人小沙发，我决定蜷缩在上面。要知道，人们进进出出酒店房间，显然这不是一个公开场合，正如你所料，而且你也见过，就像我得到的那些眼神，理所当然的，你知道，我自己也毫无知觉。最让人难受的是，当一个父亲带着他的两个孩子进来时。

No, think it was a little two seater set that I decided to curl up on. Bear in mind, people are coming in and out of the hotel room, obviously this isn't an out, as you'd expect, And you've met, like, the locks I was getting, and rightly so, like, you know, I got no sense of these myself. You got people the harrowing part is when a father came in with his two kids.

哦，不。是啊。然后我

Oh, no. And yeah. And I

我只是躺在一边。心想，真他妈见鬼。就像，这这情况不妙，这个。我记得我看着手机，我想大概是九点一刻左右，里斯下楼来了。而且我觉得他一开始没注意到我。

I was just lying on the side. Was like, fucking hell. Like, this this isn't good, this. And I remember looking at my phone and I think it was about quarter past nine when Reese come down the stairs. And I don't think he cocked me at first.

我我记得我当时在想，我就觉得，他他走了，就像，我就想，就像，他去哪儿了他他妈丢下我了

I I remember thinking, I was like, he's he's gone, like, I was like, like, where's he's he's fucking left me

在这儿，我一个人。他以为我他妈用富尔胡伯把他给耍了。

here, on my own. He thought I shafted him with a fucking Fulhuber on over.

是的。那就是我当时生气的地方。但我想，我以为他妈的他已经走了。所以，很明显，我换了衣服。我抓起所有东西，走出接待处，打开门，看到他坐在椅子上，他还在分享前一晚的事情。

Yeah. That's I was upset about there. But I thought, he's I thought he's fucking gone. So, obviously, I got changed. I grabbed all my stuff, walked out of reception, opened the door, saw us sat in the chair, and he's getting shared from the night before.

他只是说，哦，很高兴见到你，但我当时就想，搞什么鬼？他却说，别问了。

He just got, oh, so glad to see you, but I was just like, what the fuck? He was like, don't ask.

所以，是的，我赶紧跑上台，套上我的牛仔裤

So, yeah, I quickly ran upstage, choked my pair

然后溜了。从那以后我又去过那家酒店，我猜。

of jeans on and fucked off. I've been back to that hotel since, I'm assuming.

我觉得我再也回不去了，那是什么地方来着？是深渊吗？不。深渊是什么时候的事？

I don't think I can ever return to how was it? Was it? I abyss? No. When abyss was it?

天知道。是“长眠”之类的名字，但你不会再在那里抓到我了。如果我真去了，我会很有趣的。

God knows. The big sleep or something like that, but you won't catch me there again. And if I do, I will be funny.

我想我们下次还有更多问题可以回答，但我觉得我们刚刚超时了一个小时，不过可能也差不多了。现在可能已经无聊透顶了吧。是的。所以我们以每周的环节结束。这个每周的环节是：不要相信播客里听到的一切，因为我就是个噩梦，对吧？

I think we've more questions we can answer next time but I think we've just ticked past an hour over there, but I think that's probably enough. Was probably bored as fuck by now. Yeah. So we'll end on our weekly segment. So the weekly segment is gonna be don't believe everything you hear on a podcast because I'm a nightmare fair, right?

我会对别人说，哦，你在做播客吗？就是那个谁谁谁。但转念一想，谁他妈都能开个播客啊。就像看看我们，你也行。

I'll say to people, oh, are you on a podcast? That's so and so so and so. But then you think, well anyone can start a fucking podcast. Like, look at us. As you can.

那这些事实有多少是胡说八道？Jim，你来开场吧。你先解释规则，然后告诉我们别轻信听到的一切。对。

So how many of those facts are full of shit? So Jim, you're gonna kick us off. You can explain exactly what the rules are and then tell us you're don't believe everything you hear on a point. Yeah.

我就不剧透答案了，因为听完后我还特意查了查。你们可以先猜猜，下周我们再讨论。简单说，昨天我借了Tyrone的皮卡——哥们儿Tyrone和Oy oy shout out——他借我去Marketplace拉沙发。开车时，我车没蓝牙连不上，只能听收音机。

So I suppose I won't give away the answer because I have had to research the answer since listening to this. So you you you can make it out and we can look at it next week. But basically yesterday I borrowed Tyron's Ute, one of the boys, shout out to Tyron and Oy oy. So he lent me his Ute to go and pick up this sofa off marketplace. So as I'm driving, I just know my car, I don't have Bluetooth so I I can't connect so I'm allowed to listen to the radio.

我听了Triple J的Hottest 100，主持人在歌间隙瞎扯淡。他说：知道吗？Crocs鞋可以吃，真的能食用。他坚称这是真的，估计是从播客或社交媒体上看来的。

So I listened to Triple J's Hot Less 100, and as the presenters do in between songs they talk a bit of rubbish, bit of shit. And the presenter said, did you know you can eat Crocs, the shoe Crocs? They're actually edible. And he was adamant that it was true. I think he must have heard it possibly on a podcast, or he saw it on social media.

他直接告诉人们：没错，Crocs能吃。这就是我今天带来的话题。你们觉得真假？能信Crocs鞋可以吃吗？

And he basically said to people that yeah, you can't eat Crocs. So that's sort of one I'm bringing to the table today. Do you think that's true, false? Can you believe that you can eat a croc?

要我说，啥都能吃吧？但有些东西吃了不好，会要命的，不过……

I would I would say you could probably eat anything. Like some stuff is not a good idea, is it? Like it's gonna fucking kill you, like but.

我觉得你把问题拔高了。技术上来说，是的，可以吃。我不觉得有什么能阻止人吞下Crocs鞋。

I think you've grown our question right up on the way. Supposed technically, yes, you can. I don't I don't think there's anything stopping somebody swallowing crocs.

你放了足够的番茄酱在上面。这他妈的我也要来点

You put enough ketchup on it. It's also fucking I'll have

试试看，就像，你知道的，检查一下这里。那是什么东西？你的空气炸锅是什么？

a go, like, you know, checking in here. What's that thing? What's your air fryer?

空气炸锅。

Air fryer.

检查空气炸锅半小时，但给它不，我不认为这是推荐的。会说不行，估计就这些

Checking the air fryer for half hour, But give it no, I don't reckon it's recommended. Would say no, reckon that's all

我是说。

I'm saying.

是的，你刚才说有种可生物降解的营养物质

Yeah, you were saying there's some sort of biodegradable nutrients

在里面。如果你播种草的话，它不会杀死你。

in there. That it wouldn't kill you if you seed the grass.

这就是Triple J说的，如果你在收音机里听到

That's what Triple J is saying and if you hear it on

那肯定是真的。是啊。呃，我不能说话，我能吗？

the radio then Must be true. Yeah. Well, I can't speak, can't I?

我想我们可以把这个留给听众们，如果他们想辩论这个话题的话。

I suppose we can leave that to the listeners if they wanna debate that one.

我倒很想知道你到底能不能。我的意思是，我当然不会去尝试，但是，嗯，我确实很想知道。

I'm gonna be keen to find out if you can or not. I mean, I'm not gonna try granted, but I mean. Yeah. I would be keen to find out.

你要穿Crocs洞洞鞋吗？

You're gonna pair Crocs?

你把我当狗一样追踪了。我过去穿过Crocs，它们很棒，尤其是当你调到运动模式，四驱模式，当你想

You've tracked me as a dog. I've had Crocs in my time, they're great especially when you put them in sport mode, four by four mode, when you wanna go

飞快地跑起来。

fast as fuck.

是的。不过我现在正穿着Crocs。

Yeah. But now I'm gonna Crocs at the moment.

那个圆形的出现了吗？

And that round appear?

我没有。我没有。我得把它加到清单上。

I haven't. I haven't. I'd have to add that to the list.

把它列入清单吧。嗯，也许我们下周试试看？继续直播？

Get on the list there. Well, maybe we'll try what next week? Live on in?

是的。是的。继续吧。我们会玩抽签游戏。

Yeah. Yeah. Go on in. We'll be playing draw straw.

我们会有一辆车开走。哦，我输了。另一个怎么样？哦，《一个月的星期天》。是的。

We'll have a car go off. Oh, I've lost. How was the other one? Oh, A Month of Sundays. Yeah.

我需要对这个做一番研究。

I need to do a of research into that one.

是的。

Yes.

找到确切的

Find the exact

是啊。但你觉得呢？你的看法是什么？你认为这个说法的出处是那里吗？'一个月的星期天'？

you yeah. But what do you reckon of? What's your opinion? Do you reckon that's where the saying comes from? A month of Sundays?

听起来是很长一段时间。就是这个意思

Sounds like a long time. That's what it's

意思是。比如，你知道，举个例子，我会在上下文中这样使用，

meant. Like, you know, for example, you know, I would I use this in context like,

你就算等上一个月的星期天也见不到我吃那个陶罐。是的。

you wouldn't see me eat the crock in a month of Sundays. Yeah.

是的。或者我们可能会在这里待上一个月那么久的星期天。

Yeah. Or we could be here for a month of Sundays.

还是说他意思是那永远不会发生，因为你没有一个月都是星期天的日子？

Or was he saying that that would never happen because you don't have a month of Sundays?

那在一个月都是星期天的情况下永远不会发生

That would never happen in a month of

对吧？

Sundays, would it?

不会。也有可能。是的。我们得稍微研究一下这个问题。

No. Could be. Yeah. We'll have to do a bit of research into that.

老实说，我他妈也不知道，谁在乎呢。伙计们，出发前还有什么要说的吗？想想

I'd be Fuck knows and who cares, frankly. Anything before we depart, boys? Think

那是 不，我觉得那就是结束了。

that's No, I think that's end.

第一集。是的。谢谢大家的所有问题。

Episode one. Yeah. Thank you for all the questions.

是的。继续提问吧。我相信还会有机会的，

Yeah. Keep them coming. It'll be another opportunity, I'm sure, to

提出你的问题。是的。不，我

get your questions in. Yep. No, I

认为这已经结束了，结束得很圆满。那么

think that's ended, ended strongly. What's the

现在有什么计划？你，你之前在

plans now then? You, you worked for the

我，是的，我现在要去换衣服了，套件衬衫然后

I'm, yeah, I'm gonna get changed now, chuck a shirt on and

穿纵火犯主题的上衣吗？还是不穿？

Arson top or no?

不，我出去喝酒时不会穿纵火犯主题的衬衫。

No, I don't wear an arson shirt out on the piss.

你穿任何，任何裤子了吗？我要穿几条健达奇趣蛋短裤？

You put any, any bottoms on? I will put A couple of Kinder egg shorts on?

是的，嗯，我有一条熨好的。这是我之前做的一条。所以我这就穿上。

Yeah, well, I've got a pair pre ironed. Here's one I made earlier. So I'll chuck them on.

我会给你拍张照片发给路易·詹克斯，这样我们就可以，这样我们就可以点评一下。就这样。哈利，你现在洗澡的时候去把它们揉皱吧。不过不，谢谢你的加入。还有一个小小的点。

I'll take a photo of you and send it to Louie Jenks in so we can So we can critique it. That's it. Harry, go and crumple them up now while you in the shower. But no, thank you for joining us. Just a little, little point as well.

我们要设立一个，显然我们是一个小小的咖啡俱乐部。我们要设立一个周日俱乐部。所以我们会进行周日漫步。显然，如果你不在西澳大利亚的珀斯，可能会有些困难，但你可以虚拟参与。只需标记我们#周日漫步，并在Instagram上给我们一个@周日咖啡俱乐部的标签。

We're going to set up a, obviously we're a little coffee club. We're we're gonna set up a little Sunday club. So we're gonna be doing Sunday strolls. Obviously if you're not in Perth in Western Australia you might struggle so you can do it virtually. Just you can tag us hashtag Sunday strolls and give us a little tag at Sunday Coffee Club on Insta.

但本质上，我们只会挑选几个步行地点。所以每周日我们会选一个步行地点。我们会去散步。如果你想跑步，你可以去跑步，然后我们会喝杯咖啡。嗯，我想这就是我们的全部了。

But essentially we'll just pick a couple of walking spots. So we'll pick a walking spot every Sunday. We'll go for a walk. If you want to run, you can go for a run and then we'll have a coffee. And yeah, that's about us I think.

我们会寻找更多

We'll look for more

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details about that on the Insta, like I said it's sundaycoffeeclub. Don't forget to subscribe and leave us a review on Spotify or Apple Pods or YouTube. Like and subscribe. And yeah, we'll see you next week. How are gonna sign out boys?

再见啦。再见啦。奥斯卡·贝永·威尔士。油元音。油元音。

Ciao for now. Ciao for now. Oscar Bayonne Welsh. Oil Vowel. Oil Vowel.

元音。

Vowel.

酷。

Cool.

喜欢吗？在浴缸里看到了脏东西。

Enjoy that? Saw shit in the bath.