冒险地带皇家版：第6集

《Taz Royale》前情提要。

Previously on Taz Royale.

我最近刚完成了'仁慈的格拉孔'，他承认了我对其力量的赞美。

I very recently did Grakon of Kindness, which he admitted where I complimented his powers.

你失去意识了，但穿过了屏障。你没死，是格拉孔把你拉过来的。

You are unconscious, and you are through the barrier. You are not dead. Grakon has pulled you through.

好，我要触发地狱螳螂的致命后跟技能，同时退回到门后。

Okay, I'm gonna trigger one of Hellgrammets hit die heels, as I step back through the door.

请想办法拿到最后那把钥匙。

Try and get that last key, please.

抱歉，我没行动点了。

Sorry, I'm out of actions.

接着波比· dazzler、卡迈恩，连同外面的整个世界都被火焰吞噬。我不会决定其他哪些人在试炼中失败并丧生，这个选择权交给你们。欢迎回到《Taz Royale》，各位。我们刚完成第二项试炼——阻绝试炼，三位勇敢的英雄全部生还。

Then Bobby Dazzler, and Carmine, and the entire world outside is swallowed up in flames. I'm not gonna be the one who decides who the rest of the people are who failed and perished in this trial. I'm gonna leave that up to you guys. Welcome back to Taz Royale, everybody. We have finished up our second trial, the trial of abturation, and, all three of our brave heroes have survived.

勉强。勉强。勉强。

Barely. Barely. Barely.

其实，有没有

Actually, did

没事。我表现得挺

fine. I had a really good

不，你做得很好。

No, you did great.

你表现得非常出色。你稍微依赖了陌生人的善意，这里的陌生人指的是你势不两立的对手克拉·卡恩，但你不择手段地达到了目的，所有人都安全进入了金字塔。这就是——你们知道吗？

You did really good. You relied a little bit on the kindness of strangers, and not by strangers, I mean your sworn bitter rival, Kra Kahn, but you got there by hook or crook, and everyone has made it into the safety of the ziggurat. And that is You guys know what

在法国他们怎么称呼塔兹？

they call Taz in France?

他们怎么称呼它来着，

What do they call it,

特雷弗？

Trevor?

塔兹皇家堡。

Taz Royale.

不错。

That's good.

你知道如果你点一个芝士汉堡他们会给你什么。

You know what they get if you get a cheese cheeseburger.

等等，让我来一个，特拉维斯。你知道他们——你知道当法国有一集塔兹节目里有特拉维斯时，他们怎么称呼它吗？

Wait wait, let me do one, Travis. You know what they Do you know what it's called when there's a do you know what they call a Taz episode in France that has Travis on it?

什么？什么——一个皇家芝士堡。你你知道他们有什么吗？闭嘴。哦，那个——你知道呼吸，麦克。

What? What what's A Royale with cheese. You you know what they have? Shut up. Oh, that you you know what breathe, Mac.

让它透透气，让它舒展开来。单宁需要一点时间来释放，

Let it let it breathe and let it open up. The tannins need a moment to Mac,

让它透透气。这酒劲儿挺大。

let it breathe. It's a heady one.

那不错。

That was good.

这是

It's a

劲儿大的，老兄。你得让它透透气。

heady one, man. You gotta let it breathe.

现在，老爸，你把你的情绪发泄出来吧。

Now, dad, you get yours out of your system.

你你你知道在法国赌塔兹该怎么做吗？

You you you know what what you do if you're gambling on Taz in France?

那是什么，老爸？

What's that, dad?

去皇家赌场。

You go to Casino Royale.

酷。酷。

Cool. Cool.

酷。那个特雷弗，你的表现更棒，伙计。

Cool. That Trevor, yours was better, dude.

爸爸把车停在路边，把头伸进垃圾箱里。

Dad pulled over the car to put his head in a dumpster.

自从贾斯汀发表声明后，特拉维斯一直保持沉默。

Travis has been silent since Justin issued his

是啊，刚说了我不喜欢那奶酪。我确定他当时在按喇叭，

Yeah, just said I don't appreciate the cheese. I'm sure he was dinging,

知道。尖锐的斥责。我不确定这是否是压垮骆驼的最后一根稻草。

know. Stinging rebuke. I don't know if it was just the last straw.

所以，你们都进入了那座阶梯金字塔。格拉莫特，你是最后一个踏入地狱的。就在你进入后不久，前门外的火焰骤然肆虐，以帝王般的姿态用净化之火洗礼外界。随后，这些火焰又如同出现时一般突然消失无踪。当火焰褪去，你们发现外面的岛屿竟完好如初。

So, you all have made it into the ziggurat. You were the last one in hell, Grammot. Moments after you entered, the flames outside the front gate, just rage and royal baptizing the world outside in cleansing flame. And then, as suddenly as these fires appeared, they vanished without a trace. And as they pass, you all can see that the, the island outside has been, completely untouched.

看

See

哇哦。连鲍比· dazzler也？

the Wow. Even Bobby Dazzler?

花园未被焚毁，远处成排的小屋崭新如初。唯一不同的是那些刚才还在外界的人和尸体，地狱格拉米特。你带着最后一把钥匙跃入门内——他们全都消失了，包括

The gardens are untorched, The rows of cabins in the distance are spotless and new. The only thing that's different are the people and bodies who were outside moments before, hellgrammit. You leapt through the gate with the the final key. They are all gone, including

你是要告诉我

Are you telling me

那座金字形神塔甚至没有在冒烟？

that that the ziggurat is not even smoking?

没有。不。它

It is not. No. It

因为那对你不好。

Because that's bad for you.

是啊。你不应该对

Yeah. You shouldn't bad for

你的健康有害。

your health.

如果你是座金字形神塔，就不该抽烟或电子烟。塔内四十八

If you're a ziggurat, you shouldn't smoke or vape. Inside the ziggurat, 48

巫师们 等等老爸，是因为ziggurat听起来像cigarette（香烟）吗？对，但我们没让它透气。不。那才是问题所在，老爸。

wizards Sorry, hold on, dad. Was that because ziggurat sounds like it sounds like cigarette? Yeah, but we didn't let it breathe. No. That was the problem, dad.

四十八名巫师以小群体形式聚集在这座金字形神塔洞穴般的中央大厅里。这个房间类似豪华医院大堂或大学公共休息区，各式盆栽植物点缀着多个舒适座位区。石制楼梯盘旋而上，通向这座M.C.

48 wizards cluster in small groups around this cavernous central chamber of the ziggurat. It is a a room akin to sort of like a fancy hospital lobby, or a university commons. There's potted plants of all shapes and sizes, that that adorn several comfortable looking seating areas. There's stacks of stone staircases branching off to these eight floors in this M. C.

埃舍尔风格建筑的八层楼。晶莹水流从后墙缓缓流下七个银盆，最终汇入大厅中央的宏伟喷泉。审判结束后，整个房间陷入一片忙碌——装有发光液体的有意识坩埚在人群中穿梭，为伤者分发治疗药水。Louravith，你醒来时看见漂浮的勺子正温柔地将药水喂入你口中，当呛着恢复意识时，发现Helvetica匕首造成的伤口已消失，感觉完全康复了。

Escher esque fashion. There's there's crystalline water pouring slowly down these seven silver basins, emerging from the rear wall before splashing into a a grand fountain in the center of the chamber. And there is just a flurry of activity around this room as the trial ends. Sentient cauldrons filled with luminescent liquids slosh their way throughout the crowd, distributing healing drafts to those who are sporting injuries. Louravith, you awaken to a floating spoon lovingly feeding a tonic into your mouth, and as you choke back to life, you realize that the wound from Helvetica's knife has vanished, and you feel just right as rain.

火焰消退后，众人环顾这个房间确认谁通过了议会第二试炼，这正是我们要确定的。通过游戏，我们已确认十六名巫师中有九位在此次试炼中殒命，分别是：Bobby Dazzler、Tremorra、黄衣游侠、Powder Keg Kelly、地精Ignacio、红衣游侠、绿衣游侠、Zephyr gust of wind。游侠们艰难的一轮。没错。

And in the moments after the flames pass, everyone sort of takes a look around this this room to determine who survived the second trial of the Conclave, and that's what we're going to settle right now. So through playing, we have confirmed nine of the 16 wizards who died in this trial. Those wizards being Bobby Dazzler, Tremorra, the yellow ranger, Powder Keg Kelly, the goblin, Ignacio, the red ranger, the green ranger, Zephyr, gust of wind. A tough round for the rangers. Yep.

这个。四分之三。不太理想。我们在最终战役中失去了低语者、赫尔维蒂娅、雅典娜和卡迈恩。同时确认了八位幸存者，你们三位显然在内，还有格里坎、那只蜘蛛、那只体型巨大的蜘蛛、匆忙的简·詹宁斯、绝对零度，以及那位偷走你钥匙时冻结了时间的绅士。

This one. Three out of four. Not great. We had Whisper, Helvetica, Athena, and Carmine, who all perished in the final battle. And we also confirmed eight of these survivors, you three obviously, Grikaan, the spider, the spider who is a big spider, Hasty Jane Jennings, absolute zero, and the gentleman who, stole your key when he froze time.

嗯。

Mhmm.

那另外两只蜘蛛呢？

So How about the other two spiders?

另外两只蜘蛛，我们尚未确认它们是否成功进出。这些都是我们通过游戏过程大致确认的信息。目前还有七位已死亡的幸存者身份不明。

The other two spiders, we have not confirmed whether or not they have gotten in or out. These are all the things that we have sort of, confirmed through play. Right now, that leaves seven survivors who died that we do not know.

七位已死的幸存者？该死。他们今天可要糊涂了。

Seven survivors who died? Shit. They are going to have quite a confusing day.

七位试炼者。谢谢贾斯汀补充，是已故的试炼者。现在我来宣布挑选规则：你们每人需选出两位在第二轮试炼中殒命的试炼者，最后由我掷骰决定第七位人选。选择标准随意——或许你不喜欢他们角色的设定理念。

Seven aspirants. Thank you, Justin, who died. And here's how we're going to pick them. Each one of you are going to pick two more aspirants who perished in the second trial, and then I will roll on the table to see who the last one is for a total of seven. You can choose an aspirant for any reason you like, maybe you don't like the concept behind their character.

或许你觉得名字太俗气，不想和他们共演《冒险地带》新季。又或者你想让他们的法术加入可选法术池，方便日后收集。现在请各位打开试炼者名单，贾斯汀，从你开始。

Maybe their name is too corny for you to want to share a season of The Adventure Zone with them. Or maybe you want their spell to sort of join the pool of possible new spells you could, you know, gather later on down the road. So I would ask each of you to open up the list of aspirants here, and Juice, we can can start.

名单在哪儿？

Where's that list?

我刚发到家庭群聊里了。我们家的那个神圣的群聊。

I've just dropped it into the text chain. Our family's text thread. Our family text thread.

但那可是神圣的，格里芬。

But that's sacred, Griffin.

这他妈的一点都不神圣，老兄。这是给老爸的。

Is so not fucking sacred, dude. Is for dad

通知我们老牌明星去世的消息。

letting us know when old celebrities have died.

我得到了什么

What am I getting

或者当有什么精彩的拍卖会时 昨天是什么来着？我们的拍卖会是什么

Or when there's a great auction for What was the yesterday? What was our auction

昨天的事吗，老爸？

yesterday, dad?

是我们的

Was our

拍卖会 哦 回放

auction Oh back

天啊。那是...那是《抑制热情》里的墓碑道具。

gosh. It was the it was a tombstone was a tombstone from from curb your enthusiasm.

哦，那是来自一堆不同HBO节目的各种物品。

Oh, it was all kinds of things from a bunch of different HBO shows.

啊，好吧。我们没点进去看，就像往常一样。

Ah, okay. We didn't click through as is our want.

是的。当然，你没收到是因为我发的。不过，不，这里有，比如《嗜血法医》的道具，还有各种服装。

Yeah. Of course, you didn't because I sent it. But, no, there's, like, Dexter props and Okay. Costumes from all different.

所以有很多很棒的周边商品。对。好了，Juice。名单在你手上。干掉一个巫师。

So There's a lot of great merchandise. Yeah. Okay, Juice. You have the list. Kill a wizard.

我想认领臭虫的命。臭虫是

I would like to claim the life of Stinkbug. Stinkbug is

臭虫。咕哝的臭虫。臭虫。

Stinkbug. Grunting Stinkbug. Stinkbug.

带个d的是咕哝臭虫。而臭虫的传说，如果

With a d is a grunting stink bug. And Stinkbug the lore, if

我可以带大家了解一下臭虫的传说，一个基本不说话、只会咕哝和喷射的臭虫。可惜他在外面混不下去，掉进了峡谷。

I could take everyone inside, the lore of Stink bug, a largely nonverbal stink bug who speaks only in grunts and sprays. He couldn't cut it out there unfortunately, and he fell into a ravine.

对。我们闪回到第二次审判，臭虫们。好吧。

Yeah. We we flash back to the second trial, Spinkbugs. Okay.

不敢相信臭虫们。当然。对。我觉得，如果你干掉他，你应该能经常见到他。这似乎...对。

Can't believe Spinkbugs. Sure. Yeah. I think that I think if I I think if you kill him, you should get to see him often. That seems Yeah.

当然。

Sure.

然后他掉进了...好吧。哦，臭屁股。我们几乎不了解你。好了。这是我们第一个倒下的。

And then he falls into a Okay. Oh, stink butt. We hardly knew ye. Okay. That's, our first one down.

特拉维斯，你呢？

Travis, how about you?

我要干掉，我想干掉布雷斯中士。

I'm gonna take out, I wanna take out Sergeant Brace.

布雷斯中士？好吧。炼金军团里那个一丝不苟的中士，他死了。他怎么死的？

Sergeant Brace? Okay. Sergeant in the alchemical army buttoned up, he dies. How does he die?

他擦靴子擦得太多了。

He polishes boots too much.

只是忘了时间？

Just lost track of time?

不，呃不是，靴面反光映进他眼睛，打斗时眩光让他分神，被那种剑叶状的玩意儿当场劈成两半。要演出来吗？好啊，当然。行。

No, well no, it reflected in his eyes, and the glare distracted him while he was fighting, with one of those sword leaf things sliced him right in half. You gonna do Shall the we play it out? Yeah, sure. Okay.

谢谢。

Thank you.

老天你太差劲了 噢啊 我的眼睛 噢不 我的肠子

On God, you terrible Oh, ah. Oh my eyes. Oh, oh no. My guts.

噢我的肠子流得满地都是 里斯中士 啊我漂亮的靴子全毁了 我花了六小时擦靴子就为了让肠子毁掉吗 你们是我美丽的肠子啊

Oh, my guts have spilled out all over the ground. Sergeant Reese. Oh, my beautiful shoes are ruined. Did I spend six hours polishing my boots only to have the guts ruined? You're my beautiful guts.

我美丽的肠子

My beautiful guts.

需要说明的是，随着恶臭花苞的死亡，毒雾术加入了法术池；而随着布雷斯中士的倒下，火焰箭也加入了法术池。老爸，你想干掉谁？

We should point out, as StinkBud died, poison spray joined the pool of spells, and as Sergeant Brace goes down, firebolt joins the pool of spells. Dad, who who do wanna kill?

我要杀灼热射线。

I'm going to kill Scorching Ray.

够狠。你能念一下灼热射线的完整背景资料吗？

Brutal. Can you read Scorching Ray's, like, full bio here?

灼热射线的天赋就是灼热射线。

Scorching Ray whose talent was Scorching Ray.

嗯。那原型参考是谁？

Yeah. And what was the reference?

原型参考是雷·罗马诺。

Reference was Ray Romano.

好吧。

Yeah.

背景故事是...其实背景故事是...我完全彻底没灵感了，最后这个角色是硬凑的。

And the lore was And the the lore was I fully and completely ran out of ideas here at the very last guy.

感谢你干掉灼热射线。

I thank you for killing Scorching Ray.

给我

Give me

请说说灼热射线的死因。

Scorching Ray's death, please.

灼热射线的死因是，他终于抽空吃了妈妈准备的午餐。

Scorching Ray's death, he, finally got around to eating a lunch that his mom packed.

在这场长达一小时的审判中途。

In the middle of this hour long trial.

呃，他需要补充能量嘛。懂吧？可能因为施放火焰需要碳水化合物。总之那盘意大利面变质了。

Well, he needed the energy. Okay. You know, maybe because you gotta have the carbs for the fire. Okay. And, he, basically, and and the linguine was bad.

他就因此丧命了？

And he died from it?

他因此丧命，因为面条真的坏透了。

And he died from It was real bad.

好吧。灼热...糟糕透顶的意大利面。灼热射线这个法术就此加入死亡名单。好了，换你接话Juice。等等不是。

Alright. Scorching Really bad linguine. Scorching Ray's scorching ray joins the the pool of of spells. Alright, back to you Juice. Nope.

这是你第二次机会。

Your second time.

必须确认下，灼热射线有死亡场景吗？

Gotta hear, did Scorching Ray get a death scene or no?

算有吧，勉强算一个。

Yeah, mean he did one sort of.

哦，妈妈，这是意大利扁面。

Oh, this Linguine, mom.

为什么谢妈妈？谢谢你。

Why mom? Thank you.

哦，扁面味儿的。

Oh, Linguiney.

我觉得我们最近都表现得很好，应该都有机会假装雷·罗马诺临终的样子。

I think we should all we've all been so good lately. I think we should all get a chance of pretending to be Ray Romano dying.

是啊。哦，妈。

Yeah. Oh, ma.

这就是你模仿的雷·罗马诺？

That's your Ray Romano?

我正在练习呢，黛博拉。

I'm working on it. Deborah.

黛博拉。黛博拉。

Deborah. Deborah.

哦，刚才那个不错。等等，上次是你来的。该我了，黛博拉。

Oh, that was good. Wait. You did the last one. My vial, Deborah.

我想扮演贝蒂·福图纳，拜托了。贝蒂·福图纳。

I would like to do Betty Fortuna, please. Betty Fortuna.

让我在这64位巫师名单里找找贝蒂·福图纳。贝蒂·福图纳，'命运眷顾'的店主，基本上就是女版Lady Gaga。没错。浮夸的著名赌徒兼知名说书人。贝蒂·福图纳是怎么死的？

Let me find Betty Fortuna on this list of 64 wizards. Betty Fortuna, owner of Fortune's Favor, who is basically Lady Gaga. Yes. Flashy famed gambler and known raconteur. How does Betty Fortuna perish?

她当时正站在树下和朋友通电话，然后一根粗大的树枝掉下来砸死了

She's on the phone with her friend standing underneath the tree, and then a big heavy branch fell off and killed

她。哇哦。很多...所以给我那个？

her. Wow. A lot of was So give me that?

对，对。就像我刚才说的，我就是觉得其他种族不如我的种族优秀。哇哦。咔嚓，靴子，压扁。

Yeah. Yeah. Like I was saying, I just don't think the other races are as good as mine. Woah. Crack, boots, squish.

好吧。哇哦。

Alright. Woah.

你

Did you

知道贝蒂这回事吗？不知道贝蒂·福图纳是这样的人？她是个极端种族主义者？天啊伙计。天啊，我真高兴她

know that about Betty Didn't know that about Betty Fortuna? She's a huge racist? Damn, dude. Damn, I'm glad she

被砸了。肯定的，老兄。

got though. For sure, dude.

瞬间完蛋。她被压扁了。

Flashed. She got squished.

记不清上一次种族主义者之死让我

Can't remember the the last time the death of a racist made

我这么开心。不，等等。是的，我可以。

me this happy. No. Wait. Yes, I can.

好的。特拉维斯，请做你的第二个选择。

Okay. Travis, your second pick, please.

哦，谢谢你。

Oh, thank you.

名单上有一些名字，如果你选了它们，我绝对他妈的永远不会——

There's some names on there where if you pick them, I'll never I'll never fucking

是的我知道，这正是我想说的...但你会让它——

Yeah I know, that's what I'm trying to But will you let it

继续吗，格里夫？我是说，当然，我会让任何事发生。待会儿我要掷骰子决定谁...谁会死，所以我心爱的人里可能有一个要在这里领便当了。

play, Griff? I mean, yeah, I'll let anything happen. I'm gonna roll the dice later and see who who dies, so it could one of my beloveds could get the the axe here.

让我看看。

Let's see.

让我们选择，老兄，这感觉就像...就像你有64个动作人偶，然后你说，

The letting us choose, dude, it feels like it feels like you had 64 action figures, and you were like,

是啊伙计们，如果你们想玩会很酷...你们只管挑想扔进碎木机里的那些。我是说，也许——

yeah guys, if you wanna play that'd be cool if it You guys just pick which ones you wanna throw into the wood chippers. I mean, maybe

别选那个。

not that one.

不是那个，我真的很喜欢好吧，行，可以，继续吧。对，你...对，反正挺蠢的。我要把wink truefellow去掉。Wink truefellow，嗯，好吧。

Not that one, I really like Okay, yes, fine, go ahead. Yeah, you Yeah, it's stupid anyway. I'm gonna take out wink truefellow. Wink truefellow, yeah, okay.

基于那个假灵媒约翰·爱德华兹？

Based on fake psychic John Edwards?

对，用他的侦测思想法术。贝蒂·福图纳的法术...哦我已经删掉了。大概是类似扭转扭转命运之类的鬼话

Yes, with his spell Detect Thoughts. Betty Fortuna's spell Oh, I deleted it already. It was something about like twist twist fate or some shit

差不多。我记得是命运垂青。

like that. Thought it was fortune's favor.

命运...那个

Fortune's That

就是它。

was it.

谢谢。

Thank you.

Wing Truefellow看着同行的人说，我感应到...我感应到有把钥匙。有把钥匙？我现在强烈感应到钥匙就在...我要穿过这扇门，那里有把钥匙，结果他推开门，一头熊直接咬掉了他的脑袋。

Wing Truefellow looks at the person he's walking with and goes, I'm I'm sensing I'm sensing that there's a key. There's a key? I'm getting a key right in the I'm gonna walk through this door, and there's a key, and he opens the door, and a bear just eats his head off.

好，太棒了。侦测思想回归备选池。老爸，请做你的最终选择。

Okay, awesome. Detect thoughts rejoins the pool. And dad, your last pick please.

格拉斯女士。格拉斯女士。格...

Mrs. Glass. Mrs. Glass. Mrs.

玻璃。真见鬼。

Glass. Darn it.

那位受玛丽·波平斯启发的贵族中年女性，以隐形能力闻名。隐形者重返泳池。格拉斯夫人是如何香消玉殒的？

Is the, Mary Poppins inspired an aristocratic middle aged woman famed for her power of turning invisible. Invisibility rejoins the pool. How does Mrs. Glass perish?

以音乐的方式。她用音乐宣告死亡。

Musically. She announces it musically.

哦，谢天谢地。

Oh, thank god.

她快死了这件事？

That she's dying?

是啊。老爸快说，我准备好听

Yeah. Let's hear it, dad. I'm ready for

超级玛丽·波平斯

the Super Mary Poppins

这姑娘很脆弱。听听这灭绝通知。

gal is fragile. Listen to extermination notice.

天啊老爸。耶稣基督啊，这真的让我脊背发凉，倒吸一口

Wowzers dad. Jesus Christ man, that actually gave, sent a chill up my spine and took my breath

凉气。这正是本意。

away. That was the intent.

某个地方，怪人阿尔·扬科维奇刚刚宣布退休，他和克莱图斯·贾德一起。

Somewhere weird Al Yankovic just announced his retirement. Him and Cletus Judd.

好了，我现在要掷一个数字。

Alright, I am going to now roll a number.

等等，我们在这个名单里吗？

Now wait, are we in this list?

你在，但你是安全的，所以。

You are, but you're safe, so.

那可太疯狂了。

That would be wild.

那简直他妈的，

That would be so fucking,

那将是一种极其疯狂的——好吧。韦·唐特里斯以45号比尔·施雷德利的身份出场。老兄。比尔·施雷德利，基于斜杠吉他手的摇滚明星形象，拥有忠实粉丝群。他站在悬崖上俯瞰岛屿其余部分，当火球从天而降时，意识到为时已晚，便掏出吉他，弹奏起一首凄美的挽歌，火焰随之降临，吞噬了整个岛屿。

that would be such an insane Okay. Way of down the trees has 45 is Bill Shredley. Man. Bill Shredley based on slash guitar singing rock star with a devoted following. He he is standing on a bluff overlooking the rest of the island as the fireball comes down from the sky, knowing that he's too late, pulls out his guitar, plays a beautiful elegy as the fires come down, and consume the island.

他的法术‘雷浪’回归池中。好了，就这样。这是我们的第十六位。现在只剩48位巫师了。太棒了。

His spell thunder wave rejoins the pool. Alright, that's it. That's our sixteenth. We are down to 48 wizards. Amazing.

干得好。

Well done.

那真的很有趣，古夫。

That was really fun, Gurf.

谢谢你们让我们这么做。

Thanks for letting us do that.

是啊，当然。我不确定这种情况还会再发生。哦，那是

Yeah, sure. I don't know that it will happen like that again. Oh, that's

太遗憾了，因为我真的 真的吗？我喜欢 那简直是最好玩的部分了。我喜欢杀戮。只是

too bad, because I really Really? I liked That was killing like the most fun this has been. I like killing. It's just

杀掉和我共事的NPC们。

killing the NPCs that I work with.

当然，对，杀掉游戏里的NPC，我就是这个意思。

Sure, yeah, killing the NPCs in the game, that's what I meant.

当一切逐渐平息，你们在齐格拉特大厅被复活并治愈后，十六位陨落巫师的全息影像会出现在大厅四周。你们看到鲍比· dazzler的幽影正做着紧凑的翻滚动作。

After things sort of calm down, after you are revived and healed here in the the Ziggurat Hall, holographic depictions of each of the 16 fallen wizards appear around the the Ziggurat Hall. You see the spectral image of Bobby Dazzler just doing some tight rolls.

你们看到 所有人都在它面前尖叫着倒下，本该是地狱蚋的。

You see Everybody falls before it screaming, It should have been hellgrammit.

本该是地狱蚋的。

It should have been hellgrammit.

你们看到臭虫看着自己的手臂和钳子，困惑于自己已经死了，现在成了全息影像？太疯狂了。

You see Stinkbug looking at his arms, his pincers, confused that he's dead, and he's a hologram now? That's crazy.

我能和地狱蚋说话吗？

Can I talk to Hellgrammot?

好的，当然，没问题。

Yeah, sure, of course.

你想记住哪个小镇？

You wanna remember which town?

对，我是说，对，你有

Yeah, mean, yeah, you have

我想谈谈关于Bobby Dazzler的事。

one I wanna talk about the Bobby Dazzler thing.

好的。当然。

Yeah. Sure.

你做了一个艰难的选择，先生。

You made a difficult choice, sir.

是的。我确实做了。我想我们都做了很多艰难的选择。

Yes. I did. I think we all made a lot of difficult choices.

有些人比大多数坐在你身边的人做得更多。

Some more than most out sitting with you.

老实说，我有点内疚也有点矛盾。你没有帮助我，但Richthus帮了我。Richthus帮了我很多。而且，你知道，我想也许我已经看到了光明。我认为我需要改变我参加这次比赛的方式。

To be honest with you, I'm a bit convicted and a bit conflicted. I you didn't help me, but Richthus did. Richthus helped me quite a bit. And, you know, I think maybe I've seen the light. I think I need to change the way I'm approaching this contest.

哦，那真是太遗憾了。说实话，我非常喜欢你的表演。但当然，和平受到了伤害。

Oh, that would be quite a shame. Honestly, I enjoyed your show quite a bit. But of course, peace is hurt.

我 我想了解更多关于我的玩伴们。我的对手。我是说，我的我的太恶心了。太恶心了得走了。不。

I I want to know more about about my my my playmates. My opponent. I mean, my my so gross. So gross gotta go. Nope.

你搞砸了。我没有。不。告诉我这个。我不知道。

You messed up. I have no. No. Tell me about this. I don't know.

我 我进入的这个对话。一定曾希望过。你的梦想？你喜欢你的父母吗？

I this conversation I've entered into. Must have hoped. Your dreams? Did you like your parents?

我得问一下，Hellgrammett，你所感受到的矛盾是因为Richthus曾经救过你，然后又偷了你的钥匙进去吗？我不确定在录制完那期后的整整五个日历周里你是否忘了这事。

I have to ask, Hellgrammett, is the conflictedness you're feeling that Richthus did save you at one point, and then also did steal your key to go inside? I don't know if you forgot about that in the five full calendar weeks since we recorded it.

我记得。好吧。我记得。不。我只是但这是 这是你最近为我做了什么？

I remember. Okay. I remember. Nope. I just but it's it's what have you done for me lately?

是啊。当然。我是说，他最近做的事就是偷了你的孩子。不。

Yeah. Sure. Mean, the the most latest thing he did was steal your kid. No.

我偷完孩子后治好了他。

I healed him after I stole the kid.

哦，说得好。说得好。说得好。

Oh, that's a good point. Good point. Good point.

好吧。我 你还记得吗？嗯。公平。我记得。

Okay. I'm do you remember? Yeah. Fair. I remember.

真的，已经过去这么久了。

Really, it has been such a long time.

我大概已经死过第五次了，真的。如果不是

I would have died for like the fifth time True. If it

因为雷克特斯的话。九十年代的孩子们都记得。九十年代的孩子都记得。

hadn't been for Rectus. Ninety nineties kids remember. Ninety's kids remember.

也许我想了解雷克特斯。雷克特斯，跟我说说你的父母吧。

Maybe I wanna know about Rectus. And Rectus, tell me about your parents.

我...我宁愿不说。

I'd I'd rather not.

远在天边。他真是

Far away. He's so

是啊。

Yeah.

我现在不想谈这个。

I'd rather not right now.

好吧。也许我们待会儿再闲聊。行。

Okay. Maybe we'll have a nosh later. Okay.

突然，你们三人听到房间中央喷泉传来水花声，从那些银盆里，你们看见八度音阶的八位巫师，各自从七个银盆和房间中央的喷泉中现身。奥希姆从中央喷泉出现，就是上次试炼前对你们讲话的那位巫师，他清了清嗓子说道：

Suddenly, the three of you hear a splashing from the fountain at the center of the room, and from the basins, and you all see the eight wizards of the octave, each emerge from one of these seven silver basins and this fountain at the middle of the room. Oshim appears from the central fountain, the wizard who addressed you before the last trial, and he clears his throat, and he says,

祝贺各位候选者通过本次大会的第二项试炼。你们展现了勇气、机敏与审时度势的能力，现在距离奥术升华更近一步。无需哀悼陨落的同伴，他们的意志将永存于这座岛屿的石基之中。现在休会，两天后进行第三项试炼。每场试炼后，你们将有一日休整时间，可自由支配。

Congratulations aspirants for passing the second trial of this conclave. By demonstrating your courage, cleverness, and opportunism, you are now one step closer to your arcane ascension. Mourn not, your fallen fellows, as their will lives on within the very stone foundation of this island. We are now adjourned and shall proceed with the third trial in two days' time. After each trial, you will have a day to rest to spend how you please.

我们将按此流程进行：试炼后休息，如此循环，直至第十四日的最终试炼。你们将与我们共度两周时光。

We will proceed in this fashion, trial then rest and so on, until the final trial on the fourteenth day. You will be spending a fortnight with us.

他环顾房间四周。

And he looks around the room.

他环顾

He looks around

这个

the

房间，却无人认出他。好吧。那些钥匙

room and gets no recognition. Okay. The keys

不，我在场。我笑了。

No, I'm there. I laughed.

好的。你们获得的钥匙已赋予你们一种附魔，可通往岛屿南部指定的生活区。住所品质与内部奖励确实与你们所寻钥匙的价值相对应。趁闲暇之日，你们可休息研习，后天早晨我们在此重聚。

Okay. Good. The keys you all obtained have imbued you with an enchantment that shall grant you access to a designating living quarter on the southern realm of the island. The quality of your lodgings and the rewards waiting within do correspond to the value of the key you scavenged. You will rest while you may enjoy your day of leisure and study, and we shall reconvene here the morning after next.

现在宣布基本规则。第一，绝不可将法术书从手臂上取下，否则将立即取消大会资格。除非另有指示，不得攻击、伤害或直接危害其他候选者。所有人禁止接近位于

Now some ground rules. First, you must never remove your grimoire from your arm. Doing so will mark your immediate disqualification from the conclave. You may not attack, injure, or bring direct harm to another aspirant unless otherwise directed. You are all prohibited from approaching the crystallarium at the

抱歉，伙计。

Sorry, man.

我在问呢。

I'm asking.

好的。没问题。

Yeah. Sure.

由谁执导的？

Directed by whom?

由我们，按照审判的规则。如果有蛇或其他什么东西滑向你，

By us, by the rules of the trial. If a snake or something slithers up to you and

然后说，嘿，你应该去杀了豆子博士。豆子博士看着自己，心想，我？你为什么叫我的名字？

is like, hey, you should go and you you should go kill Doctor. Legume. Doctor. Legume looks at himself like, me? Why did you say my name?

为什么我是一只负鼠人？

And why am I a possumaton?

那条蛇是个骗子，它想欺骗

The snake is a trickster that's trying to trick

你。我

you. I'm

不是骗子。我不会给你任何错误。

no trickster. I don't give you no mistakes.

好吧。别听。我想，非官方规则，不要听任何蛇的话。

Okay. Well, don't yes. Don't listen. I guess, unofficial rule, don't listen to any snakes.

如果那位好医生让我伤害他呢？

If the what if the good doctor asked me to hurt him?

我想，为了帮助某人而伤害他们是有先例的。那么这就是残忍。

I suppose that there is some precedent for hurting someone to help them. Then that is Cruelty.

我认为应该是善良且适度。如果你有如果

To be kind and the right measure, I believe. If you have if

如果你需要对某个选择或考虑采取的行动进行澄清，可以在时间允许的情况下询问。

you require clarifications about a choice, course of action you are considering, may inquire If time allows.

你个人的如果时间允许。如果时间允许。如果时间允许，我们都能同意这一点。

Your personal If time allows. If time allows. If time allows, we can all agree on this.

如果时间允许。你的个人助手克里斯，住在你的魔法书中，将能够帮助你弄清楚这些。不要靠近岛屿北端顶部的大水晶。岛上其他区域你可以自由探索。尽情利用我们无尽的图书馆。

If time allows. Your personal assistant, Chris, who lives within your grimoire, will be able to help you suss those out. And don't go towards the big crystal at the top of northern end of the island. All other areas of the island are free for you to explore. Patronize our endless library.

我们被遗忘的历史遗迹。找到困扰你一生的神秘问题的答案。你会在这里学到很多。我可以向你保证。还有什么问题吗？

Our relics of history is forgotten. Find the secrets to the arcane questions that have plagued you your entire life. You will learn much here. I can promise you that. Are there any questions?

哦，我们能不能选择住哪里，你是这么说的吗？

Oh, do we get to choose where we will live, did you say?

不。我明确说过你们的住所是根据

No. I pretty much specifically said that you have been assigned lodging based on

你们获得的钥匙在

the key that you acquired in

我最后知道的是，但这是严格的位置、位置、位置，还是住所的舒适程度如何？

I the last know, but is it strictly location, location, location, or is it how how nice the domicile is?

我是说，我以为这已经很明显了，但你们看，每个住宿区域都有写着你们名字的门牌。

I mean, I thought it would be pretty self evident, but like, there's nameplates with your names over all the different places where you're going to be staying.

我能离我的新朋友们近点吗？呃我...我希望...希望能被安排在我那两个朋友附近

Will I be close to my my new friends? Well, I I would I would like to be placed somewhere near to my two

如果你们想和别人换房间的话，你们...

I suppose if you wanna trade rooms with someone, you

可以自己协商解决——能给我房间配个加湿器吗？我喜欢特别潮湿的环境。

could work that out with Can I get a humidifier in mine? I like it real dank.

你拿到什么颜色的钥匙？铜色。绝对不行。想都别想，老兄。绝对不行。

What color key did you get? Copper. Absolutely not. No way, dude. Absolutely not.

要是谁分到加湿器又不想要的话，请务必告诉我。

If anybody ends up with a humidifier and doesn't want it, please let me know.

好吧。那么，

Okay. Well,

那些...这里没有地方插我的呼吸机吗？当然有。我们不会...实际上我们有义务为你们提供所有呼吸机相关设备

those Is there not a place to plug in my CPAP? Of course. We wouldn't, we are actually required to provide you with any sort of CPAP accommodations

你提的要求。

you make.

呼吸机加加湿器？老兄你肺功能到底有多差？

CPAP and a humidifier, dude? What kind of pulmonary functions do you have?

我让他进退两难。

I'm getting him coming and going.

成为一名死灵法师非常复杂。好吧，这些问题并非我所期待的，毕竟你们都在参与一场致命的游戏，最终只能有一个胜者。食堂是积分制吗？还是我们有类似预算的金钱可以消费？

Being a necromancer is is very complicated. Okay. Well, you that is not the type of questions I was expecting, as you are all competing in a deadly game from which there can only be one winner. Is the cafeteria like a points thing? Or is it do we have like a budget of like money that we can spend there or what's the?

是的。如果你前往岛屿西北端的水晶兰花处，你的美食需求将得到及时满足。好吧，我想我们几天后再见。

Yes. If you if you make your way to the to the crystal orchid at the Northwest end of the island, your culinary desires will be catered to promptly. Okay. Well, I guess I'll see y'all in a couple days,

祝你好运。为下一场考验做好准备。休息、学习，按你的意愿安排时间。

and good luck. Prepare for this next trial. Rest, study, spend your time how you

祝大家晚安。

would like, and I wish you all a good evening.

好的，再见。

K. Bye.

我不是有意说得像

I didn't mean to say that like

吸血鬼那样，不过算了。奥希姆与其他七位八度法师分别沉入各自水池的水中，消失不见。法师们缓缓离开阶梯金字塔，你们所有人走向位于岛屿南端、排列成几排的住所。你们能看到一排两层的、非常非常漂亮的小屋。走近时，每间小屋上方都有金色的名牌，上面写着几个熟悉的名字：蜘蛛、格雷坎、绅士。

a vampire, but alright. And Oshim and the other seven wizards of the octave descend into the water of their respective basins, and they disappear. And slowly, the wizards file out of the ziggurat, and you all approach the lodgings, which are sort of arranged in a few different rows at the southern end of the island. You all can see a row of two story, really really really nice looking cabins. As you approach them, there are golden nameplates over each one, and on those nameplates, you see a few familiar names, the spider, Grecan, the gentleman.

实际上，他的名牌上写着‘来自惠斯伯里的绅士’，而洛拉维斯，你发现你的小屋就在格雷坎的隔壁，还有其他一些名字。我还没有分配其他颜色钥匙的获胜者，因为我不知道谁会死。所以我们稍后再处理这个问题。这些住所位于岛屿右下角，背后是位于住所与阶梯金字塔之间的巨大篝火，周围环绕着四颗漂浮的红色水晶。

It actually says the gentleman from Whisbury over his, and Loravith, you find your cabin, right next door to to Grekaan's, and a handful of other names. I have not assigned the other color keys of the winners, because I didn't know who was gonna die. So we'll settle that a little bit later on. These are the residences down at the bottom right corner of the island. They are behind this giant bonfire that's between these these residences and and the ziggurat that have these four floating red crystals surrounding it.

看起来非常神奇，篝火为这八间顶级小屋投下柔和美妙的光芒。下一排是16间较小的、几乎像复式公寓的工作室式住所，由浅色花岗岩材料建成，带有窗户，虽不是最豪华的住宿，但像你可能会住的酒店或汽车旅馆。赫格拉梅特，你在这里的其他房间中找到了你的住处。我们唯一知道的其他银钥匙持有者是匆忙的简，但这一排还住着其他14位法师。最后，在岛屿的最末端，有一排24间？

It looks really magical, and it casts a really sort of lovely soft light on these eight, you know, primo cabins that are closest to it. The next row features 16 smaller looking, almost like duplexes, sort of like studio apartments kind of set up. They are made out of this sort of light granite material with some windows, not like the fanciest lodgings, but like, you know, a hotel room, or a motel perhaps, that you might stay in, and you find your room assembled amongst the others here, Helgrammett. The only other Silverkey we know is Hasty Jane, but there's 14 other wizards here staying in this row as well. And finally, at the the very end of the island, we have a row of 24?

是这样吗？没错。24顶帐篷已经搭好了。我是说，这些帐篷大小适中，更像是你在REI能找到的那种高端帐篷，不是那种用一根棍子支起来的简陋防水布。

Is that right? Yes. 24 tents that are set up. They are I mean, they're decently sized tents. These are like sort of higher end tents that you might find at an REI, not like a stick holding up like a single tarp.

它们确实不错，但比起住宅区其他住宿设施，明显更小且安全性差得多。当你走过时，会看到一顶深蓝色帐篷上挂着写有你名字'瑞克特斯'的木制名牌。

Like, they are they are decent, but they are definitely much smaller, and much less secure than the other lodgings here in the residential block. And as you walk through, you find a wooden nameplate hanging over a dark blue tent that has your name on it, Rictus.

我想在这位先生进入住所前拦住他。

I would like to intercept the gentleman before he goes into his residence.

当然，他的帐篷在最末端。你可以看到他正走向门阶，迈向那宏伟的入口，而其他人则陆续经过，各自回到自己的房间。

Sure, his is on the very end, so you see him kind of like approaching the stoop, walking up to his grand front entrance, as the rest of the crowd kind of like files past, making their way to their individual rooms.

抱歉，打扰一下。

Sorry, excuse me.

天啊！真对不起。您叫什么名字？我...我没听清。

Yes! Oh my goodness, Sorry. What was your name? I I I didn't catch it.

我是瑞克特斯·雷文伍德四世。雷文伍德家族。

My Oh, Rictus Ravenwood the fourth. Ravenwood.

哇哦...这真是...能遇见如此显赫家族的成员真是太荣幸了。

One of the wow. I oh, wow. This is truly, it's nice to meet someone from such an esteemed family.

噢，谢谢。请问您是那位先生吗？我可以...

Oh, thank you. And what you're the gentleman, but may I

问个问题吗？

ask?

你可以称呼

You may call

我为来自低语之地的绅士，让我打断你一下。非常抱歉拿了你的钥匙。我只有一种能力，当你手中只有锤子时，看什么都像钉子。所以那一刻，拿走你的金钥匙是我唯一的选择。为了生存，你一定能理解这一点。

me the gentleman from Whisperry, and let me cut you off. I am so sorry about taking your key. I have but one power, and when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And so the the that moment, your taking your golden key was the only option that was available to me. In order to survive, certainly, can understand that.

当然，瑞克特斯。

Certainly, Rictus.

好吧，我本想给你机会把它交换回来。

Well, I I wanted to give you the opportunity to trade me back.

交换？哦，交换回钥匙。嗯，我...我不确定，因为钥匙在我们踏入金字塔门槛时就赋予了我们某种魔法加持，这不是能实体交换的东西。

Trade you? Oh. Oh, trade you back keys. Yeah. Well, I I I I'm not sure because the keys have bestowed us with a, you know, an enchantment as soon as we cross the threshold of the ziggurat, so it's not a physical thing that I can trade you.

或许我们可以问问克里斯是否有转移的方法，但这似乎违背了比赛精神，瑞克特斯，这非常重要。这样吧，我...

Suppose we could speak to Chris and ask if there's any way to transfer, but it just doesn't seem like it's in the spirit of the competition, Rictus, and that's that's very important. I tell you what, I

我累垮了，瑞克特斯。

am so beat, Rictus.

我实在太疲惫了。年岁不饶人啊。噢，我们先休息吧。今晚睡一觉，明天再...

I am so so tired. I am advanced in years. Oh, let's get some sleep. We'll sleep on it tonight. Tomorrow we'll

我只是想说，哦，谢谢...

I just wanted to say, Oh, thank

谢...谢什么？

for for what?

哦，当初我参加这个比赛时，其实只是随波逐流，你知道的，就像是为了获得家人认可之类的。但你赋予了我真正的目标——现在我真心渴望胜利。

Oh, so when I kind of joined in to this competition, I was just kind of doing it, you know, like, because it seemed like a thing to do and kinda earned my family's approval and all that. But you you have given me purpose in it so that I I now really want to win.

啊，太棒了。

Oh, wonderful.

这样我就能用新获得的力量和死灵法术来惩罚你。当心点。

So I can use my newfound power and my necromancy skills to punish you. Careful.

当心点，里希特斯。没必要威胁我。显然——

Careful, Richters. There's no need to threaten me. Obviously Oh,

这不是威胁。哦，这可不是威胁。

it's not a threat. Oh, it's not a threat.

说实话这感觉就是威胁，里希特斯。我知道我冒犯过你。

It felt threatening if I can be honest with you, Richters. Yes, I know that I have slighted you.

我是

I am

心知肚明的，我向你道歉，里奇。在地面上时，我并非刻薄之人——只是这个比赛场合使然。我欢迎我们之间良性的竞争。或许未来我们会以同事、共谋者的身份相遇，但若要在战场上兵戎相见，那便届时再说吧。

not ignorant of that, and I do apologize, Rich. This is not, I am not a nasty man down on the terra firma. It's just this place. It a competition, and I So do intend to I welcome this healthy rivalry between the two of us. Perhaps our paths will cross as colleagues, as co conspirators from time to time, but if those crossroads should meet on a battleground, I suppose we will figure that out as well.

恕我先行告退。又累又老啊。说着走向船舱，关门离去。

I must bid you a good evening though. So tired, so old. And he makes his way in the door of his cabin and shuts it behind him.

所以洛拉维斯拿了金牌

So Loravith is in the gold

洛拉维斯住金色区，赫尔格拉米特你在银色区，就是那种复式公寓，而里克特斯住帐篷。

Loravith is in gold, Helgrammit you are in silver, the silver sort of like duplexes here, and Rictus is in a tent.

里克特斯朋友。里克特斯，我的朋友，在听吗？我？该死该死，格拉莫特。我觉得欠你个人情。

Friend Rictus. Rictus, my friend, Hello? Me? Hell hell hell, Grammot. I feel like I owe you Oh.

毕竟你救了我的命。如果你愿意交换住所，我很乐意和你调换。我觉得自己更习惯风餐露宿亲近自然。或许...或许我住帐篷会更开心，而你住在比帐篷高档些的居所也会更舒适。我想报答你。

For for basically saving my life. Would I would be happy to swap with you if you would like to switch domiciles? I think that I am more used to roughing it and being close to the earth. I think I think perhaps I would be happier in a tent, and you would be happier in a residence that was a little bit more high class than just a tent. And I I would like to reward you.

你愿意考虑这个提议吗？

Would you would you consider that?

嘿朋友，嘿格里芬。

Hey, friend. Hey Griffin.

嗯。

Yeah.

我能对另一位玩家进行察言观色检定吗？

Can I make an inside check against another player?

当然可以。老爸你要是愿意，可以发消息告诉我，这样我就知道你的动机是否真诚，或者能分辨你是在进行欺瞒检定还是实话实说。

Yeah, certainly. Dad, if you want to, text me, I guess, if your motivations here are, on on the level or not, or we can have that way I know if you're rolling a deception check, or if you are sort of telling telling the truth here.

我想探查是否有隐藏动机。

I'm trying to get ulterior motives.

完全没问题。崔维斯，你来投个洞察检定如何？

Yeah, absolutely. Travis, why don't you roll the insanciation?

我们先看看情况如何发展。这是个五，所以并不意味着我希望你们这些家伙搞砸。

We'll see how that goes first before it. It's a five, so it doesn't mean I hope get the fuck guys.

是啊，我想这其实不重要，Death。我猜你的意图是老爸给我们所有人发了短信，这就违背了初衷。

Yeah, I guess it doesn't really matter, Death. I suppose your intentions here are dad texted all of us, which defeats the point.

我甚至都没看。

I didn't even look.

老爸只是说了些奉承话，这挺好的。好吧，通过你的五点洞察检定，你感觉到他在奉承你，Travis。

Dad just said buttering, which is which is great. Okay. With your five insight check, you get the sense that he's buttering you, Travis.

这地方够大让我们当室友吗？

Is it big enough for us to be roommates?

不，那完全是——Griffin，

No, that is straight- Griffin,

我真的在认真考虑这里的可能性。

really thinking about the possibilities here.

嗯，我——让我补充一下，我希望——我希望我们的住所能排成一排。你知道，就像Loriveth住金的，你住银的，我住铜的或青铜的，就我们三个整齐地排着。像是我们自己的

Well, I'm- let me add, I would- I would like to have, our domiciles in a row. You know, like, Loriveth in the gold, and you in the silver, and me in the bronze of the copper, and just the three of us in a nice line. Like, our own

他有什么理由要想到我们？我想知道他为什么嘴里会提到我的名字。说真的，我们之间——为什么

Is there a reason he's even thinking about us? Like I wanna know why you even have my name in your mouth. Like we had like seriously, why are

你们——你们确实背靠背站着，你知道，就像——在战斗中？合作无间。

you- You all did stand back to back as, you know, as- In battle? Cooperative.

这很合理，因为我和你曾一起共事，Louravith，后来我救了他的命，

And it makes sense because you and I were working together, Louravith, and then I saved his life and

还拿走了他的钥匙。是的，这取决于你，Traf。你想交换吗？

took his key. Yeah, it is up to you, Traf. Do you want to trade?

那我要加入他们了。我能过来吗？

I'm gonna join them then. Can I come over?

因为我们在讨论住哪儿的问题。

Because we're talking about where we're living.

是啊，

Yeah,

当然。请拿我的吧。五月一日？哦，你们看过金子里面了吗？

sure. Please take mine. May 1? Oh, have have you looked inside the gold?

我会给他们开门，让他们看看里面。

I'll open the door to them so they can look inside.

这是...哦，天哪。太不可思议了。

It is Oh, shit. It's incredible.

你有PS6吗？

You a PS six?

里面有一台PS6，连接着71英寸的等离子屏幕。等离子屏幕？没错。是的。哇哦。

There's a PS six in there hooked up to a 71 inch plasma screen. Plasma screen? Yep. It's a Yeah. Woah.