男孩间的对话：我发现了一封情书... 但不是写给我的

抱歉，宝贝。我在练习三点掉头，所以我不会 嗯，

Sorry, babe. I'm practicing my three point turn, so I won't be having Well,

不是有很多男孩喜欢出去在超市停车场玩甩尾吗？嗯，他们以前常做

don't those like, there's lots of boys that like to go out and do donuts in supermarkets. Well, they used to do

在尼泽菲尔德零售公园。

it at Netherfield Retail Park.

是的，尼泽菲尔德那帮男孩们。对。是的。起初我没多想，只以为他和朋友们更亲近了，但后来开始频繁提到某个女孩。天啊。

Yes, the race of boys around Netherfield. Yeah. Yes. I didn't overthink it at first, just assumed he was getting closer with his friends, but then a certain girl started being mentioned. Oh, God.

有个在酒吧工作的女孩。我们称她为酒吧女侍一号吧。我见过她几次，因为我们在那里庆祝他毕业，也是他执教的足球队赛后聚会的地方。哦，教练。是特洛伊·博尔顿。

There's this girl who works at the pub. Let's call her Barmaid One. I've met her a few times because we celebrated his graduation there, and it's also where the football team he coaches hangs out after the games. Oh, the coach. It's Troy Bolton.

她

She

看起来挺可爱的。

seemed sweet.

起初我对她没太在意。但随着时间的推移，他不断提起她，总是说她有多可爱，大家有多喜欢她，

And I didn't think much of her at first. But over time, he kept bringing her up and constantly saying how lovely she is and how everyone loves her,

听起来也包括你，

including you by sounds of things,

我只是不必要地频繁提起她。是的。然后你在想

my Just bringing her up way more than necessary. Yeah. And you're thinking

这个 你有一个 是

this You've a is

暗恋。是的。那样不对。而且你知道当你就是能感觉到一些事情 一些背后的 是的，某人的 你知道。然后你就是觉得

a crush. Yeah. That's not right. And you know when you can just feel something something behind yeah, someone's you know. And you just feel like the

氛围有点变了。是的。

vibe's changed a little bit. Yeah.

你就是知道。是的。他还提到他会和她开玩笑，会把她的雨刷抬起来当作一个玩笑。哦。那太有趣了。

You just know. Yeah. He's also mentioned how he'd have a banter with her and would pull her pull her car's wipers up as a joke. Oh. That is so funny.

并且和他的朋友在酒吧待到关门，这样她就不用一个人收拾打烊了。你不在那儿工作，宝贝。你不工作 她不

And stay in the pub with his friend until it's closed, so she wasn't on her own closing up. You don't work there, babes. You don't work She doesn't

甚至不在酒吧工作。

even work at the pub.

没有。而且只是普通的调情，不是调情行为。我开玩笑说这事，他总是会立刻制止。同样是过度解读，而他天生健谈。公平地说，他确实是这样，但氛围绝对不对劲，我的直觉告诉我有些问题。

No. And just general flirty, not flirty behavior. I joke about it, and he'd always shut it down. Same overthinking, and he's just naturally chatty. Which to be fair, he is, but still the vibes were definitely off, but my gut was telling me something.

知道，

Know,

比如你的，你知道，直觉

like You your know, gut

现在她这周回大学了，他真的很沮丧。我要吐了。哦天哪，你说明显沮丧是什么意思？哦天哪，沮丧是因为她不会在身边了。还在不停地说她有多棒。

Now she's gone back to uni this past week and he is really gutted. I'll be sick. Oh my What do you mean visibly gutted? Oh my Gutted that she wasn't gonna be around. Going on about how amazing she is still.

到了这个时候，我脑子里警铃大作，但我还是什么都没说。

At this point, alarm bells are going off in my head, but I still haven't said anything.

他暗恋得很厉害。

He's got a massive crush.

是的，然后昨天发生了。好吧，我需要缓一下。

Yeah, then yesterday happened. Right, I'm gonna take a second.

对了，昨天到底发生了什么鬼事情？

Right, what the hell happened yesterday?

所以你觉得这家伙有点可疑，在胡说八道是吧。

So you're thinking this guy is, you know, being fishy, saying nonsense.

不太对劲。

Being off.

抱歉，今天发生了点事。

Sorry, today happened.

为了不让她一个人锁门就待到这么晚，太离谱了。

Staying late so she doesn't have to lock up on her own is wild.

这和上周的情况一模一样，当时他把外套给了那个女孩而不是我这个女朋友。完全一样。就像是说'不，我在家等你。来看看你女朋友啊'，而他却说'我只是陪莎拉确保她不是一个人'。

Well, it's the same as what did we have last week, where it was like, he gave that girl his jacket and not me, his girlfriend. It's exactly the same. It was like, no, I'm waiting for you at home. Come and see your girlfriend. I'm just staying with Sarah to make sure she's not alone.

我一个人啊。我一个人。好吧。

I'm alone. I'm alone. Right.

然后昨天发生了。他住在我家，早上让我去他车里拿点东西。哦，天哪。

Then yesterday happened. He stayed at mine, and in the morning asked me to grab something from his car. Oh, God.

哦，我的天。你在里面发现了什么

Oh, my God. What did you find in

我出去，打开车门，副驾驶座上放着一张告别卡，没有信封。自然地，好奇心占了上风。他是写给我们的。他写了

the I went out, opened the door, and there was a goodbye card sitting on the passenger seat, not in an envelope. Naturally, curiosity got the He wrote that for us. He's wrote

一张卡片。卡片上写着，我...我确定我爱你。

a card. Does the card say, I'm I love you in sure.

自然地，好奇心战胜了我。打开它，姑娘们，我震惊到了骨子里。

Naturally, curiosity got the better of me. Opened it and girls, I was shook to my core.

哦。

Oh.

我可能会建议先读接下来的两段，然后再读卡片。哦，她附上了卡片的照片。这绝对是

I'd be I'd maybe recommend reading the next two paragraphs and then read the card. Oh, she's attached the pic of the card. This is absolutely

太惊人了。我们爱你，

amazing. We love you,

莎拉。所以她说，我建议先读接下来的两段，然后再去看卡片，理解里面的措辞。他是写给酒吧女招待一号的朋友的，也是他相处得不错的一个人，同样要离开去上大学，在同一家酒吧工作。他之前也跟我提过这个女孩，再次说她人很好。开头都很单纯，感谢她在酒吧的陪伴，祝她大学生活顺利。

Sarah. So she said, I recommend reading the next two paragraphs and then going up to read the card, to understand the wording in it. He'd written it to the friend of the barmaid of barmaid one, someone he also gets on with, who's also leaving for uni who works in the same pub. He's also mentioned this girl to me before, again, stating how she's lovely. It started off all as innocent, thanking her for her company at the pub and wishing her well at uni.

所有这些，但接下来才是重磅炸弹。在卡片的后半部分，他居然坦白说他喜欢她的朋友，酒吧女招待一号，还说希望她给过他机会，因为他们本可以拥有真实的感情。这是原话。然后以这个签名结束。来自布莱恩，括号里写着，未来朋友的丈夫。

All that, but then came the kicker. In the second half of the card, he literally confesses that he likes her friend, barmaid one, and says he wishes she'd given him a chance because they could have something real. That's a quote. Then signs off with with this. From Brian, in brackets, future friend's husband.

你以为你是谁啊？我简直无语了。好吧。我们去读读看。

Who the fuck do you think you are? I was gagged. Right. Let's go read it.

哦，我很抱歉。你能想象吗？这是你交往五年的男朋友。五年啊。结果发现他在给自己找下家，

Oh, I'm sorry. Can you imagine? This is your boyfriend of five years. Five years. And you find He's trying to line up his next seat,

你的朋友。不。

his of Your friend. No.

不。我会立刻吐在那部分上。

No. I would vomit all over that part immediately.

我们就开始吧。

Let's just start

先从座位上开始擦拭。

off with And rub it to the seats.

对。刚开始的时候，让我先把这个放下。这字迹看起来像是两岁小孩写的。看起来像蓝莓字体。他的书法怎么样？

Right. Just to start off with, let me just put this down. Handwriting looks like it was written by a two year old. It looks like a blueberry writer. What's his calligraphy?

看看这个。

Look at this.

不，那不是你丈夫写的，莎拉。

No, that's not your husband, Sarah.

就像，你丈夫不会那样写字。不。好吧，但我们要读一下。所以，我们还需要先说明一件非常重要的事情。我简直不敢相信。

Like, your husband don't write like that. No. Okay, but we're gonna read it. So, also, we just need to preface this very important thing. I can't believe it.

他两个词都拼错了。他写了'boov'。应该是'booth'。意思是'both'，对吧？是的。

He can't spell both. He's put boov. To booth. Means to both, no? Yes.

他写了“致两人”。致两人。致两人。两人。两人，兄弟。

He's put b o o t h. To both. To both. Both. Both, bro.

天啊。致两人。所以这是一张给两人的卡片。但他肯定是直接交给了朋友。是的。

Oh my god. To both. So this is a card to both of them. But he must have just handed it to the friend. Yeah.

而且显然知道消息会传回给第一个酒吧女招待。致两人。致两人。致致两人。只是一张简短的卡片，祝你们第二年一切顺利。

And obviously, knew that the word would get back to barmaid one. To both. To both. To To both. Just a quick card to wish you all the best in your second year.

另外，我读这个很费劲。我好像在使出浑身解数。在你的第二年，感叹号。感谢你的服务，哦，得了

Also, I'm struggling to read this. I'm, like, using all my strength. In your second year, exclamation mark. Thank you for your service the Oh, get

得了，别想了。

in the Get over it.

我想是这个夏天的酒吧。你每周一次的轮班对顾客的快乐产生了负面影响。笑脸。

I think the pub this summer. Your one shift a week has been detrimental to the customer's happiness. Smiley face.

这根本说不通。

That doesn't even make sense.

这根本说不通。你知道detrimental是什么意思吗？免责声明。这是笔迹从这里开始脱落的时候。看起来像是他的喉咙坏了。

That doesn't even make any sense. You know what detrimental means? Disclaimer. This is when the handwriting is falling off here. Like, it looks like he's broken his throat.

你觉得他是不是在匆忙中写的？

Do you think he was writing it in a rush?

在恐慌中？很严重。他只写到这里，然后丹尼尔总是这样

In a panic? Severe. He's it's only up here, then Daniel is always like

就像考试结束时，你写得越来越潦草，逐渐收尾。

It's like the end of an exam when you're like, trailing off.

免责声明，这不是一张浪漫的卡片，也不是调情的卡片。纯粹是柏拉图式的，因为什么...因为有什么用途来做奇怪、美好...那是什么？不，美好的事情。因为阿尼莎，那写的是什么？因为某些东西有用途来做奇怪美好的事情。

Disclaimer, this is not a romantic card, nor flirtatious card. Purely platonic, because what the because have uses to do weird, nice, what is that? No, nice things. Because Anisha, what does that say? Because something have uses to do weird nice things.

让我试试看。纯粹柏拉图式因为它使用纯粹柏拉图式奇怪美好的事情。他把'奇怪'放进了'奇怪美好的事情'里。对。好吧。

Let me have a go. Purely platonic because it uses Purely platonic Weird nice things. He's put weird into the weird nice thing. Right. Okay.

抱歉。胡言乱语。好了。下一页。希望我能再次见到你。

Sorry. Gobbledygook. Right. Next side. Hopefully, I will see you again.

而你那位了不起的朋友睁开她美丽的，什么？等等，等等，等等。

And your amazing friend opens her beautiful, what? Wait, wait, wait.

你从未见过我。

You're never seen me.

等等，等等，等等，等等。希望我能再次见到你。

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hopefully, I will see you again.

希望，我

Hopefully, I

会见到你。而你那位了不起的朋友睁开她美丽的橄榄色眼睛。意识到如果我们让好奇心战胜恐惧，我们会很合拍。

will see you. And your amazing friend opens her beautiful olive eyes. And realises we'd be great together if she let the curiosity beat the fair.

好奇心战胜了

The curiosity beat the

并让我们尝试一些真实的东西。什么？这说不通。如果不是，那么也许我将不得不荣幸。哦，哦，如果不是现在，那么也许我将有幸让你在圣诞节拿出我的芝士蛋糕。

and lets us try something real. What? This makes no sense. If not, then maybe I will have to honor. Oh, oh, if not if not now, then maybe I will have the honor of having you bring out my cheesecake Christmas time.

那是什么意思？等你回来时打开。什么？有什么东西砸了。不，是放砸了。

What does that mean? Open your upon your return. What? Something smash. No, it's put smash.

砸它。来自别人。瑞安，未来朋友的丈夫。希望你的朋友睁开美丽的橄榄色眼睛，认出那奇怪的幸福

Smash if. From Someone else. Ryan, future friend's husband. Hopefully, your friends opens up beautiful olive eyes and recognizes the weird happiness

这一切的。芝士蛋糕。

of all that. Cheesecake.

我可以拿出我的芝士蛋糕圣诞节。这到底是什么意思？你是不是

I can bring out my cheesecake Christmas. What does that even mean? Do you

意思是

mean do

意思是圣诞芝士蛋糕，布莱恩？

mean Christmas cheesecake, Brian?

说对了。

Get it right.

小苹果酥还是什么。

Little apple crumble or what.

说对了。如果不是的话，也许我有幸让你在圣诞节时端出我的芝士蛋糕，等你回来就打开。其实是

Get it right. If not, then maybe if I have the honor of having you bring out my cheesecake Christmas time open upon your return. It's actually

莎拉，你得把那八只小猫给你，老兄。来吧。

Sarah, you've gotta give you the eight kittens, man. Come on.

去一个摊位。连拼写都不会。橄榄a

To a booth. Can't even spell. Olive a

眼睛。

eyes.

如果你害怕直接打开，它会

If you're afraid to just open, it'll be

这是一张柏拉图式的卡片。

This is a platonic card.

不是浪漫的那种，只是快速拍张照片，莎拉。

Not a romantic done for snapping a real quick picture, Sarah.

哦，拍完了，莎拉。

Oh, done, Sarah.

是的。免责声明。这不是一张浪漫的卡片。不是一张调情的卡片。它是

Yeah. Disclaimer. This is not a romantic card. Not a flirtatious card. What it is

嗯，它就是。实际上，它正是那样的。

Well, it is. It's exactly that, actually.

但也是，就像，真人版的绝对，我们的请。站在沙滩上，穿着全套夹克，衬衫扣到最上面，没打领带，穿着夹克。什么鞋子？沙滩上的布洛克鞋。哦，不。

But also, like, in the flesh of Absolutely, our please. Stood on the sand with a full jacket on, a shirt buttoned up to the top, no tie, jacket on. What shoes? A brogues in the sand. Oh, no.

肯定是在康沃尔之类的地方。

Must in Cornwall or something.

这是布莱恩和美丽的莎拉。莎拉，你看起来美极了。是的，不喜欢

This is Brian with beautiful Sarah. Sarah, you look gorgeous. Yeah, don't like

你的布莱恩。我也不是。他给人一种毛骨悚然的感觉。是的。我知道。

your Brian. Me neither. He's giving creeperscreen. Yeah. I know.

尤其是在我们看过他的信之后。

Especially after we've witnessed his letter.

是的。还有他的书法和他的拼写能力。

Yes. And his calligraphy and his spelling ability.

希望你是朋友。希望它会很美好。会建议的。太嘘了。

Hopefully, you're a friend. Hope it's gonna beautiful. Will advise. Too boo.

因为还有莎拉，我希望我们已经

Because also Sarah, I hope that we've

得到了更多

got more

你在车里收到大段文字吗？没有。在你的...你在圣诞节收到大段文字吗？

to Do you get a massive paragraph in your car No. On your Do you get a massive paragraph at Christmas?

他以为他和祂一起吃饭了

He thought he ate with He

认为这是有史以来最盛大、最浪漫的情书

thought this was the biggest, most romantic love letter of all time.

牙齿。你能拼写吗？

Tooth. Can you spell?

你能拼写吗？

Can you spell?

你不会拼写。牙齿。牙齿。我当时都惊呆了。没错。

You can't spell. Tooth. Tooth. I was gagged. Right.

回头再看那封邮件。我难以置信地笑了。

Looking back into the email. I laughed in disbelief.

是的。

Yeah.

这太疯狂了。我把卡放回去，然后像什么都没发生一样走了进去。但当我回去时，我能看出他意识到自己把卡落在外面了。

That's mental. Put the card back and went inside like nothing had happened. But when I got back in, I could tell he realised he'd left the card out.

是啊，你知道的。他自己闭嘴了。

Yeah, you know that. Shut himself.

两个和胸部。两个和砰。他的胸部？他的表情说明了一切。他开始表现得格外友好。

Two and boobs. Two and boom. His boob? His face said it all. He started acting extra nice.

是的。

Yeah.

我敢肯定他确实如此。

I bet he did.

这不像他最近的样子。一直问我是否还好。你应该去

Which is unlike him lately. Kept asking if I was okay. You should've gone to

厨房，拿两个橄榄然后去

the kitchen, got two olives and gone

嘘。嗨，我是Boo。是的。

Boo. Hi, I'm Boo. Yeah.

嗨，酒鬼。拜托，找点正经事做吧，Brian。找点正经事做。找点正经事做。而且字典问你了，Ryan。

Hi, booze. Like, get a life, Brian. Get a life. Get a life. And a dictionary asked you, Ryan.

给酒鬼。没错。我只上了大学，Brian。

To a booze. Right. I only went uni, Brian.

是啊。我甚至没

Yeah. I didn't even

知道那个词是什么意思。肯定是个否定词。他的表情说，哦，他开始表现得特别友好，这最近不像他。一直问我是否还好，超级体贴和关心。就好像，你现在心虚得很。你知道自己有多心虚吗？

know what word get Surely a no. His face said, oh, he started acting extra nice, which is unlike him lately. Kept asking if I was okay, being super affectionate and attentive. It's like, you're so guilty right now. You know how guilty you are?

你真恶心。

You're so icky.

就像，他知道，我也知道。

Like, he knew, I knew.

他知道，所以。但他们俩都没有。他开枪自杀了。

He knew, so. But neither of He shot himself.

我们俩都没说什么。

Neither of us said anything.

我喜欢，我喜欢你在这个情境中掌握主动权，这太棒了。

I love it, I love how you've got the power in this situation, it's fantastic.

确实很棒。另一个故事已经被讲述给了整整一代人，亲爱的，嘿，嘘。嘘。他甚至问我为什么表现得奇怪。现在，轮到你了。

It is fantastic. Another story's been told to the entire generation, Dear Hey, boo. Boo. He even asked why I was acting weird. Now, flip it on you.

拜托。拜托。括号，我没有。但我只是说我没事。从那以后，他变得话多了很多，渴望一些好吧。

Please. Please. Brackets, I wasn't. But I just said I was fine. Since then, he's been so much more chatteled craving some Okay.

所以你没有，我想要

So you didn't I would like

我们俩都应该。今晚我们该不该喝杯马提尼，配着蛋壳？我们该不该坐

both of Should we have a martini tonight with eggshells? Should we sit

在书里？还是会有害处？我喜欢橄榄。我是什么颜色的冰？它们是海洋色还是橄榄色？

in the boo? Or would it be detrimental? I fancy the olives. What color am I ice? Are they ocean or are they olive?

橄榄色。你会说它们是绿色还是橄榄色？我可能会穿我的橄榄色衣服。杰克，他肯定喜欢我今天的穿搭，对吧？他他妈的爱死了

Olive. Would you say they're green or olive? I might wear my olive. Jack, he definitely like my outfit today, wouldn't Yeah. He fucking loves

今天。

it today.

我爱死那件橄榄色了，姐妹。要是她能拉开她的橄榄色夹克就好了。

I'm in love with that olive, girl. If she could just unzip her olive jacket.

我爱你们两个。

I'm in love with both of you.

实际上害怕。哇靠，蠢货。我其实害怕我们真的需要给这个男人起个名字。我们需要给他命名，就像我真的觉得我们需要在这里公开，比如，进到你的隔间里。比如，你怎么敢说了很多

Actually fear. Woah, twat. I actually fear we actually need to name this man. We need to name him, like I actually feel we need to out here, like, into your booth. Like, how dare you said a lot

比如怎么去采访

like How get to interview

先为你写。对。所以她没事。她什么都没说。不过她说，从那以后，他变得健谈多了，也热情多了，几乎像是在试图弥补什么。

to write for you first. Right. So she's alright. She's not said anything. Still, she said, since then, he's been so much more chatty and warm, almost like he's trying to fix something.

现在我卡住了。我该不该跟他摊牌，试着谈谈？我是说，你是个比我强的女人，换作是我可能连看都不敢看他一眼。我早就爆发了。因为，他写那封信，不管你怎么称呼那张明信片，不管你怎么称呼那个愚蠢的小东西，他一直在想，你知道，他已经想了几个月又几个月又几个月了。

Now I'm stuck. Do I confront him and try to talk it through? I mean, you're a better woman than would not be able to even look in his direction. Would've exploded. Because also, for him to write that letter, whatever you would call that postcard, whatever you would call that silly little thing, He's been thinking, you know, he's been thinking about that for months and months and months.

是啊。就像，那是...你给过女孩们这张卡片吗？就像，我们还留着它。

Yeah. Like, that was And do all you ever give the girls this card? Like, we still have that.

哦天哪，是的。所以他甚至临阵退缩了。他退缩了，甚至都没给

Oh my god, yes. So he even chickened out. He chickened out and didn't even give

她们卡片。我甚至都没想过这点。我压根没考虑过。

them the card. I didn't even think about that. I didn't even think about it.

所以，我们有胆量写了它，然后甚至都没

So, we had all the balls to write it and then didn't even

或者给出去...忘了或者落下了，是的。

Or give it to forgot or left yeah.

不，他太害怕了。

No, he was too he's scared.

他太害怕了。

He's too scared.

他当时甚至没胆量向那位未来的妻子——酒吧女招待表白。而且他为什么会觉得把戒指交给朋友也是个好主意呢？太他妈奇怪了。这人根本没什么好主意。你要真爱上酒吧女招待一号，就该用浪漫的方式好好表白。

He didn't even have the balls to confess his love then To to the barmaid the future wife. And why would he think giving it to the friend was a good idea as well? So fucking weird. This man's got no good ideas to Like, know that he's got no good ideas. Like, if you are genuinely in love with barmaid one, go and confess it romantically in a nice way.

是啊。比如带着漂亮的玫瑰去大学宿舍敲门，还有橄榄。橄榄。橄榄。你的眼睛让我想起了这些。

Yeah. Like, go show up to a uni dorms, knock on with some lovely roses and, you know Olives. Olives. Olives. Your eyes remind me of these.

如此美味。对吧。所以她在问，我该不该找他谈清楚？莎拉是不是意识到这段关系可能结束了？完蛋了。

So delicious. Like, right. So she's saying, do I confront him and try to talk it through? Does it seem like Sarah is realizing the relationship is potentially over? Kaput.

抱歉，不知为何。我以前从没说过这个词，对吧？完蛋了。还是我该直接甩了他？哦，所以她是在纠结该谈谈还是直接分手。

Sorry, I don't know why. I've never said that before, am I? Kaput. Or do I straight up dump him situation? Oh, so she's wondering whether we should talk about it, or I should just dump him.

我们在一起五年了，虽然并非完美，但我真心相信他心地善良。我最不愿做的就是伤害——他已经伤害了你。

We have been together for five years, and while it hasn't always been perfect, I genuinely believe he has a kind heart. The last thing I'd ever want is to hurt he's already hurt you.

他已经伤害你了，莎拉。

He's already hurt you, Sarah.

别把这件事

Don't put this

怪在自己头上。别把这件事怪在自己头上。

on you. Don't put this on you.

你必须把自己放在第一位。他已经伤害你了。是的。她说，我不想伤害他，也不想看到他难过。他已经难过了，他已经

You have to put yourself first. He's already hurt you. Yeah. She's saying, I don't wanna hurt him or see him upset. He's already upset He's already

让你难过了。

upset you.

那我们为什么还要保护这个男人？我们不需要这样做。我们太善良了。你太善良了，莎拉。他已经伤害你了。

So why are we then gonna protect this man? We don't need to do that. Like, we're too nice. Like, you're too nice, Sarah. He has already hurt you.

那我们为什么还要试图保护他？我们不需要这样做。这让事情变得更难了。我想看他哭，莎拉。我也是。

So why are we then gonna try and protect him? We don't need to do that. Which makes this even harder. I wanna see him cry, Sarah. So do I.

说实话，我想看他求饶，我想看你转身离开。说实话。就像朝他扔橄榄一样把他打晕。在他车里留一大堆橄榄。蒜香橄榄。

I wanna see him beg for I wanna see you walk away, to be honest. To be honest. And like chuck lob like olives at his Knock him out. Leave loads of olives in his car. Garlic stuffed olives.

对。放些墨西哥辣椒橄榄进去。是的。这让事情更难了，因为我的心真的碎了。没错，他已经伤透了你的心。

There. Put them in his Jalapeno stuffed olives. Yeah. Which makes it so harder because my heart is honestly broke. Exactly, he's already broken your heart.

我很喜欢他。我一直在他身上看到了某种特别的东西。我们拼写不行啊，莎拉。

I adore him. I've always seen him, seen something so special in him. We can't spell, Sarah.

显然不是他的拼写赢得了你的心。是的。一部分

It's clearly not his spelling that's won you over. Yeah. Part of

我在想，万一这是那种经典的命中注定要在一起的故事，最后他们真的在一起了呢？是不是放手让他们拥有电影般的时刻更好？我觉得他是在妄想。说实话，我觉得这个女人甚至从没正眼看过他。我觉得他是在妄想。

me thinks, what if this is one of those classic they were meant to be stories and they end up together? Would it be better to just let it go and let them have their movie moment? I think he's delusional. I think this woman has never even looked in his direction, to be honest. I think he's delusional.

我觉得她在想，什么？那个怪胎

I think she's thinking, what? That freak's

那个整晚晃来晃去的怪胎。天啊，100%同意。

That on the freak that hangs around all night. Get me Oh, 100%.

但与此同时，我们已经在一起五年了，如果他真的想要我，为什么还要给别人写浪漫的台词？

But at the same time, we have been together for five years, and if he really wanted me, why is he writing romantic cast to someone else?

不，莎拉。没错。完全正确。

No, Sarah. Exactly. Exactly.

但这绝对无法辩解。不要找借口。这太疯狂了。我还没说一句话呢。我只是在循环播放莎宾娜的新专辑。

But there's no way you can justify this. Do not excuse this. This is crazy. I haven't said a word yet. All I've done is play Sabrina's new album on repeat.

不错。挺好的。我们开始吧。有点希望这部分能上节目，所以

Nice. It's a nice Let's get it. Kinda hoping this gets on the part so

我可以直接用它来播放

I can just play it with

在车里看他的反应。如果那是你想做的，莎拉，我想。

car and see his reaction. If that's that's where you wanna go, Sarah, I suppose.

哦天哪，小心点。

Oh my Just be careful.

他是他脾气暴躁还是他开始生气了？是的，也许是被激怒了。我们正在揭露

Is he is he got a hot head or he starts getting angry? Yeah, maybe be parked. We're exposing

他。是的，我们正在向他展示真相。

him. Yeah, we're showing him the truth.

我们正对他照镜子。就是这样。针对他的拼写和其他各种问题。附上了我和他的照片。在前面也看到了。

We're holding a mirror up to him. There we go. For his spelling and all other sorts. Attached a pic of me and him. Seen it on the front too.

成交，谢谢

Deal Thank so

提前感谢。莎拉，我觉得这太可怕了。虽然我们在笑这件事，但是，他也，这有很多事情，对吧？首先，在我看来，他一直在情感上与别人建立联系。他一直被困扰，因为他总是待在这个酒吧到很晚，总是谈论这个女孩，说她多么可爱，就像他对这个女孩有迷恋。

you in advance. Sarah, I think this is horrendous. Know we're laughing about it, like, he Also, this is a lot of stuff, right? First of all, he has been, in my opinion, emotionally forming an attachment to someone else. He's been disturbed by Staying super late at this bar, always talking about this girl, how lovely like, he has a crush on this girl.

他表现得非常明显。他太蠢了，

He's made that very obvious. He's so stupid,

他搞得好像外面的草更绿似的。

He made it so the grass is greener.

是啊。他还说，哦，她真可爱。

Yeah. And he's like, oh, she's so lovely.

是啊。那双橄榄色的眼睛。

Yeah. Those olive eyes.

比如，她在工作。她是被雇来那里的。你不是被雇去那里的。是啊。她可能只是想要一笔不错的小费。

Like, she's at work. She's paid to be there. You aren't paid to be there. Yeah. She probably just wants a nice tip.

比如，她被雇来服务这个走进酒吧的男人，

Like, she's being paid to serve this man who's coming into the pub, of

当然，是啊。他正在锻炼

course, Yeah. He being works

说话

out talking

跟她说话。当然，她只是出于礼貌。没错。他觉得别人的草更绿，不是吗？而我觉得这太可怕了。

to her. Of course, she's being nice. Exactly. He thinks the grass is greener, isn't it? And I think it's horrendous.

在我看来，他这基本上就是写了一封情书。没错，他就是。署名‘她未来的丈夫’太疯狂了，而且对你太不尊重了，莎拉。这一切都不是你的错。是他毁了这段关系。

Like, he's literally basically wrote a love letter, in my opinion. Yeah, he is. Signing it her future husband is wild and so disrespectful to you, Sarah. Like, none of this is on you. He has ruined this relationship.

你瞧，是他搞砸了。是他让你难过。是他不尊重你。这完全不是你的责任。这一切都是他的问题。

You are like, he's ruined it. He's upset you. He's disrespected you. This is not on you at all. Like, this all him.

而且我认为，是他的行为导致了这段关系的结束。

And I believe, like, he's ended the relationship because of his actions.

是的。因为我知道你可能会感到内疚，觉得这结局不够好。但事实上他已经做尽了一切来结束这段关系。是他搞砸了。是的。是他

Yeah. Because I know you feel guilty for maybe This is not having to good. End He has done everything to end this relationship. He's broken Yeah. His

他一直暗恋着别人。没错。他一直处于那种状态——他整晚都想坐在那个酒吧里，看着那双橄榄色的眼睛，然后才回家和你在一起。是啊。你可是他交往了五年的女朋友，而他根本不像个男朋友的样子。

He's had a crush. Yeah. He's been in that He's wanted to sit in that bar all night and look at these olive eyes before coming home and hanging out with you. Yeah. That you're his girlfriend of five years and he's not acting like it.

没错。他写那辆车时说，如果她能克服恐惧，看到我们在一起有多好——但我觉得，在整个酒吧对话中，你一次都没被提到过。我甚至不觉得那一号和二号女酒保知道你的存在。

Yeah. He's wrote that car saying, if she could just get over the fear and see how good we are together, like, I fear you've not been mentioned in this bar conversation once. I don't think these barmaids number one and two even know you exist.

没有。

No.

我觉得他们根本不知道他有女朋友。我认为他去这个酒吧，扮演他的小角色，就像是他的另一个自我，哦，这是我单身的时候，我可以和这些尝试者混在一起

I don't think they know he has a girlfriend at all. I think he goes to this bar, has his little, like, alter ego, like, oh, this is when I'm a single guy and I can, like, float with these Tries

试图自信起来。

to be confident.

试图变成这种全新的个性。我觉得这完全是胡扯。我认为你绝对应该和他分手。在我眼里他已经造成了太多伤害。我觉得他是个失败者，而且我认为你可以找到好得多的。

Tries to be this, like, all new personality. And I just think it's bullshit. I think you should absolutely break up with him. He has done so much damage in my eyes. I think he's a loser, and I think you can do way better.

你连字都拼不对。

You can't even spell.

我觉得给他发那张该死的卡片照片，然后说，我再也不会见你了。你这辈子再也见不到我了。然后你播放Sabrina Carpenter的《Goodbye》。放出来。然后你，你化身那首歌，然后摆脱这个家伙。

I think send him a picture of that fucking card and say, I'm never seeing you. You will never see me again in your life. And then you play goodbye by Sabrina Carpenter. Hit it. And you and you embody that song, And get rid of this guy.

我知道他过去表现得非常棒。是的。

I know he's been acting amazing the past Yes.

因为他慌了，因为他内心有愧

Because he's shitting because he's in guilty as

妈的，也许他确实后悔了。好吧，行。你后悔了。但你仍然做了。还是做了。

fuck and maybe he does regret it. Okay, fine. You regret it. You still did it. Still did it.

这能抹去你让我感受的一切吗？你伤透了我的心。我想看你哭，我也想让你心碎。我要你意识到你本不该那样对待我，因为你已经永远失去我了。

Does it take away the fact how you've made me feel? You've broken my heart. I wanna see you cry, and I wanna break your heart too. And I want you to realize that you should never have treated me that way because you've lost me now forever.

是啊。结束了。是的。天啊，莎拉，谢谢你这么说。

Yeah. The end. Yeah. God, Sarah, thank you for that.

我每晚都要看着那个“坚强起来”，然后嘲笑这个男人。对不起，莎拉。

I'm gonna look at that Be strong every night and just laugh at this man. Sorry, Sarah.

但你需要达到那种状态，那就是你需要的能量。就像，你需要做到，笑出来。真丢人。就像，我不想和你在一起。你太丢人了。

But you need to get you to that's the energy that you need. Like, you need to be, like, laughing. Embarrassing. Like, I don't wanna be with you. You're embarrassing.

就像，你怎么敢？

Like, how dare you?

他妈的谁啊

Who the fuck

你以为你是谁？你觉得

do you think you are? Do you think

你是吗？

you are?

比如，你拥有我，一个美丽、不可思议的女士，然后你却跑去

Like, you have me, a beautiful, incredible lady, and you've then gone

而且你还能做得更好。

and You done can do better.

不。不。你怎么敢？我要去找一个能拼写对两个词的好得多的人。

No. No. How dare you? I will go find someone much better who can spell both.

谢谢，也许我会去找一个

Thank Maybe I'll go find a

我自己找个有橄榄色眼睛的男人。

man myself with olive eyes.

你知道吗？还有一件橄榄色的夹克。对。恐怕这周我们又有一个疯狂的故事了。我男朋友和另一个女人订婚了，而我当时还以为我是他的女朋友。

You know? And an olive jacket. Right. I fear we have another crazy story this week. My boyfriend got engaged to another woman whilst I still thought I was his girlfriend.

闭嘴。好吧。双重生活。我们锁定目标。我甚至不知道从哪里开始说。

Shut up. Okay. Double life. We're locking in. I don't even know where to begin.

我和一个从八岁就认识的男人开始了恋情。天啊。我们这些年并没有一直保持联系，各自有过其他感情，但在2020年，我们约会了，他成了我的第一个男朋友和初恋。我们有过一些激烈的争吵，别误会，但我们疯狂地相爱。90%的时间里，他都很完美，给我买最喜欢的礼物，带我出去吃饭，开车带我去任何地方，他在各个方面都是我最好的朋友。

I got into a relationship with a man I've known since I was about eight. Oh my. We hadn't kept in contact all that time, had other relationships, but then in 2020, we went on a date, and he became my first boyfriend and my first love. We had some explosive arguments, don't get me wrong, but we were madly in love. 90% of the time, he was perfect, buying me my favorite gifts, taking me out for dinner, he would drive me everywhere, He was my best friend in every single way.

不过，一直有一个大问题。什么？我从没见过他的家人。哦，天哪。我知道他这样做有他的理由，主要是因为他和我的宗教信仰不同。

There was always one big problem, though. What? I never met his family. Oh, God. I know he had his reasons for not doing so, namely because he was a different religion to me.

所以我理解并同意我们可以等到结婚后再做这件事。好吧。我当时太爱他了，觉得值得妥协。另外，你在想，我从你八岁就认识你了，

So I understood and agreed we could wait until marriage to do this. Okay. I was so in love with him that it was worth the compromise. Also, you're thinking, I've known you since you were eight,

就像，是的，她是新来的。她认识这家人。我理解如果我们只是学校朋友，那也许还行。

like Yeah, she's new. She's known the family. I get if we're just school friends, then maybe.

快进到2023年9月，大约两年前的这个时候，我得到了梦寐以求的工作，成为一名警察，我们的关系发生了巨大变化。我们变得疏远、爱争吵，这不再是我熟悉和喜爱的那种关系了。总之，我们努力克服了问题，变得比以往更好。然而，2024年7月，我们都同意这样行不通。在一起四年了还没同居，我开始变得焦躁不安。

Fast forward to September 2023, so about this time, two years ago, I got my dream job as a police officer and our relationship drastically changed. We became distant, argumentative, and it just wasn't the relationship I knew and loved. Anyways, we worked through it and became better than ever. July 2024, however, we both agreed this wouldn't work. I was becoming agitated that we hadn't moved in together after four years.

嗯哼。他觉得我好像变了个人，于是我们友好地结束了恋爱关系，但保持了朋友关系。从那时起，我们分分合合。我们会约会、一起过夜、外出度假，我真的以为我们会复合。无论发生什么，我们总是会互相吸引。

Uh-huh. He felt as though I changed as a person, and we amicably ended our relationship and remained friends. From this point, we were on and off. We would go on dates, we would sleep together, we'd go on nights away, and I truly thought we were gonna get back together. No matter what happened, we always gravitated towards each other.

快进到现在，2025年9月，我们从5月开始正式重新交往。好吧。我们谈过这次一定要成功。我们讨论了订婚、结婚、带孩子去迪士尼，告诉彼此我们多么相爱，没有对方活不下去。最近我生病时他还照顾了我。

Fast forward to now, September 2025, we had begun seeing each other again properly since May. Okay. We spoke about how this time we would make it work. We discussed getting engaged, marriage, taking our children to Disney, told each other how much we loved each other and we could not live without each other. He looked after me recently when I was really unwell.

当我们争吵时，我们会处理问题，并为成功解决而互相称赞。我们甚至买了一只泰迪熊并给它取名，为我们新的开始祈求好运。

When we had arguments, we dealt with it and said how proud of each other we were for resolving it. And we even bought and named a teddy for good luck for our new fresh start.

所以听起来有很多积极的发展

So it just sound like there's a lot of positives coming from

这次我终于再次坠入爱河并感到幸福。天啊，迫不及待。不，我感觉

this I final was so in love and happy again. Oh my God, can't wait. No, I feel

有点恶心。

a bit sick.

我周四晚上见了他。不。他陪我坐着看我洗澡，我们一起笑闹。我们一起看了电影。我蜷缩在他怀里睡着，第二天去上班。

I saw him Thursday night. No. He sat with me whilst I showered, and we laughed and joked together. We watched a movie together. I slept curled up in his arms and went to work the next day.

啊。我们本来今天有计划的，所以我当时很期待见到他。周六晚上，他告诉我他周日一早必须去伦敦处理家庭紧急情况。我说，感觉有点奇怪，但没关系。他周日早上给我发了消息，然后周日晚上7点左右又发了一次。

Aw. We had plans for today, So I was excited to see him then. Saturday night, he told me he had to go to London early Sunday morning for a family emergency. I said, Seems a bit weird, but that's fine. He messaged me in the morning, and then again around 7PM on Sunday.

周日我在上班，我的朋友突然给我打FaceTime。她通常不会这样，所以我有点担心她是不是出事了。我接了电话，她告诉我做好心理准备，接下来会看到一些东西。

I'm at work on Sunday and my friend FaceTimes me. She doesn't normally do this, so I was a bit worried if she was okay. I answer and she tells me to prepare myself for what I'm about to see.

我全身都起了鸡皮疙瘩。是的，我全身都是。

I just got full body chest. Yeah, my full body.

她把摄像头转过去，给我看了一张我男朋友和另一个女人在他订婚派对上的照片。

She turns the camera around and shows me a photo of my boyfriend with another woman at his engagement party.

我从来没有这么心碎过。天啊。就在这个周末

I've never been so heartbroken. Oh my God. This past weekend

家庭紧急情况，哦，原来是你的订婚，我的天。两天后，我现在，这真是太...什么？新鲜，妈的，这正在

in Family emergency, Oh it's your engagement my God. Two days later, and I am, this is so What? Fresh, Fuck, This is it's going through

这个男人的脑子里闪过。我们有这个男人的照片吗？

this man's head. Do we have an image of this man?

是的。感谢上帝。两天过去了，我彻底崩溃了。他没有给我任何解释。当我质问他时，他告诉我不要干涉他的生活，说他要和她一起搬走，并把我从所有联系方式中删除了。

Yes. Thank God. Two days later, I am beyond devastated. He has not given me an explanation. When I confronted him, he told me to stay out of his life, that he's moving away with her and deleted me from everything.

好吧，说实话，那他妈的真是谢天谢地。太好了，你浪费了我的时间，浪费了三年。把垃圾清理出去吧。

Okay, good fucking riddance then, to be honest. Good, You've wasted my time, you've wasted three Take the trash out.

我再也没有他的消息，也觉得永远不会有了。我每五分钟就要哭一次。我无比困惑，心碎到难以置信。我不知道该怎么办，也不知道如何从中恢复过来。任何建议都将不胜感激。

I haven't heard from him and don't think I ever will. I can't go five minutes without crying. I am so confused and heartbroken beyond belief. I don't know what to do or how to recover from this. Any advice would be appreciated.

我会附上照片。

I'll attach pics.

哦，谢天谢地，谢天谢地。

Oh, thank God, thank God.

这就是那个恶心的男人。

This is the disgusting man.

哦，我的天啊。呃。他居然以为自己能逃脱这一切，还有脸说‘别管我的事，别插手’

Oh my God. Ugh. The way he thought he was gonna get away with that, and then the cheek to say, stay out of my business, stay out

我生命中的。什么？我们刚买了一只泰迪熊。

of my life. What? We just bought a teddy.

你这两天晚上刚抱着我入睡。

You just cuddled me to bed two This nights

就是他。

is him.

咻，咻，咻。邪恶的眼神。是的。

Zoom, zoom, zoom. Evil eyes. Yeah.

邪恶，邪恶。飞车手埃维尔。与此同时，莎拉。

Evil, evil. Evil Knievel. Meanwhile, Sarah.

让我们看看莎拉完全孩子气，哦，莎拉，宝贝。

Let's see Sarah all kid out, oh, Sarah, babe.

PC莎拉，看起来美极了。全都打扮得很漂亮，那是

PC Sarah, looking gorgeous. All fancy you, that's

当然。

for sure.

天啊，是他们。什么，还有更多？

Oh my God, this is them. What, there's more?

放大，放大，放大。莎拉，你需要删除所有

Zoom, zoom, zoom. Sarah, you need to delete all

这些图片。他穿着空军制服和睡袍。

these It is. Images from He's got air force on with the dressing gown.

穿上拖鞋，布莱恩。穿上拖鞋。

Get some slippers, Brian. Get some slippers on.

莎拉，我很抱歉。对不起。

Sarah, I'm so sorry. Sorry.

你需要删除所有东西。不过你可以做得更好，你

You need to delete everything. You can do way better though, you're

绝对惊艳。你

absolutely gorgeous. You

能找到一台性感的电脑。

can find a sexy PC.

事实上他已经从你的生活中消失了，我认为这是一种福气。想象一下如果他试图表现得像是，哦不，这只是为了我的家庭和面子，我仍然爱你。那就会像是，这到底是怎么回事

The fact that he has removed himself from your life, I think it's a blessing. I think imagine if he was trying to be like, oh, no, this is just for my family and for appearances and I still love you. That would be like, And the hell is going

然后他说，我要和她结束关系，但并没有。没有。然后已经三年过去了。

then he was like, I'm I'm gonna end it with her and then doesn't. Doesn't. And then it's been three years.

从长远来看，你实际上会想，你知道吗，我有点庆幸他就那样，是的，那种完全的人格转变太可怕了。你说什么滚出我的生活？我不认识你。我和你在一起这么多年了。这到底是怎么回事？

Like, think in the long run, you're actually gonna be like, do know what, I'm kinda glad that he just had that, yeah, that complete personality change is terrifying. What do you mean get out my life? I don't know you. I've been with you for years. What is going on here?

我认为这个人一直是你生活中时有时无的存在。显然你对他有非常真实的感情。从长远来看，他就这样基本上从地球上消失了是一种福气。我也让他走吧。但这需要很多思考和处理，就

And I think this was always someone who was very on and off in your life. And I think you obviously had very real feelings there. And I think in the long run, it's a blessing that he has just basically like deleted himself from the planet. I also Let him go. But that is a lot to think deal with in terms the

忘记他而言，他向你展示的那个人，那不是他。不。就这样想，那不是他。那些美好时光，那些欢笑，都不是他。不是。

of getting over him, the person he showed you that he is, that's not him. No. Just be like, that's not him. Like those good times, the giggles, that's not him. No.

真实的他就是这样：鬼鬼祟祟、偷偷摸摸、藏着秘密、计划着第二人生，明知自己在对你做什么，也明知这事一旦暴露会伤害你，却依然我行我素。这才是他的本性。他是个邪恶至极的男人，根本不是那个看起来友善、风趣、爱开玩笑、搂搂抱抱的家伙。那些欢乐时光、笑声、玩笑、拥抱，都不是真正的他。

The real him is like getting up to no good, sneaking around, keeping secrets, planning a second life, knowing what he's doing to you, and knowing that he will hurt you when this does come out, and still doing it anyway. Like, that's who he is. He's a evil, evil man. Not this nicey, nicey, funny, funny, you know, guy. Good times, laughing, joking, cuddled, That's not him.

把你手机里所有关于他的照片全删掉。然后改变你脑海中对他的印象。他是个邪恶的男人。他骗了我好几年。而你

Delete every single image you've ever got of him on your phone. And then switch how you see him in your head. He's an evil man. He lied to me for years. And you've

算是幸运脱身了。

got a lucky escape.

是啊。总算摆脱了。我现在反倒同情他妻子了。心想，谢天谢地我不是他老婆。

Yeah. Good riddance. I feel sorry for this wife now. Be like, thank God I'm not the wife.

谢天谢地。

Thank God.

因为什么是谢天谢地他主动

Because what are Thank God he removed

离开了我的生活。因为我当时深陷其中根本不会主动离开。所以，谢天谢地是他自己选择了离开。

himself from my life. Because I was never gonna remove him because I was kind of in it. So, thank God he removed himself.

现在一切肯定都说得通了，比如他为什么不想搬进来住，还有，也许这就是为什么我们会有那么多激烈的争吵。也许他在家开心的时候，对我也很满意，但当他对另一个不满意的时候

And surely everything is making sense now, like why he didn't wanna move in after Also, four maybe why we had all these explosive arguments. Maybe when he was happy at home, he was happy with me, but when he was not happy with his other

我的女朋友，你不会知道他跟这个女孩在一起多久了吧？这肯定得有几年了。绝对是的。他和她住在一起吗？这太疯狂了。肯定有好几年了。

I girlfriend, wouldn't you how long he's been seeing this girl for? Like how long is It's this gotta be years. It's got to be Does he live with her? Like, it's crazy. It's got to be years.

是的。肯定是。肯定是。而且他是个骗子，邪恶的操纵者。反正你也不想和他在一起。

Yeah. It has to be. It has to be. And he's a liar, evil manipulator. You didn't wanna be with him anyway.

莎拉，你经历了这些我真的很抱歉。这真是你能遇到的最糟糕的那种人。他不在了是你的福气。你可以重新开始。是的，现在确实很痛苦，因为它刚刚发生，但时间真的是最好的疗愈者。

I'm so sorry you've been put through this, Sarah. This is just the worst kind of person you ever could have come across. And it's a blessing that he's not in your life anymore. And you can start fresh. And yeah, it is so raw right now because it's just happened, but time honestly is such a great healer.

是的，确实是。就一天天过，日子会一天天过去，看看你喜欢的剧，就在家待着，叫上朋友，叫上家人。吃你最喜欢的食物。你知道，让自己忙起来，做你想做的事，但他离开你的生活是件好事。确实是的。就顺其自然，你有好日子，也有坏日子，但想想六个月后的你。

Yeah, is. And just get through each day, the days will keep ticking by, get your comfort shows on, just hang out at home, get your friends around, get some family around. Eat your favorite food. You know, keep yourself busy, just do what you feel like doing, but this is a blessing that he's out of your life It is. And just take each day as it comes, you have good days, bad days, but think about you in six months.

哦，想想明年这个时候的你。时间是最好的疗愈者，但这过程很艰难。他拖了你

Oh, that's Think about you this time next year. Like, time is a great healer, but it's rough. He's strung you along for

好几年，真是个邪恶的男人。真的邪恶。邪恶。但确实是邪恶。

years as an evil man. Like, actually evil. Evil. But actually evil.

并希望你永远不会遇到我

And hope you never come across someone I

能... 谢天谢地我们发现了。本来还打算继续隐瞒下去。是啊。他原本计划去结婚然后直接回来

could Like, thank God we found out. Was planning on keeping this going. Yeah. He was planning on going and getting married and coming straight back

我在想你朋友是怎么知道的。也许她在派对上有共同认识的人。是的。

to I wonder how your friend knew. Maybe she had a mutual at the party. Yeah.

但他居然认为这事能继续下去还一切太平，不可能的。

But for him to think that this would go on and it'd be all hunky dory, like, no.

也许他觉得已经瞒了五年都没事。天啊。也可能才一年。我们根本不知道具体时间。但也不需要知道。

Well, maybe he's thinking I've got away with it for five years. Lord. Maybe it's been one year. Like, we have no idea. But we don't need to know.

不。无知是福。我们不需要知道这事持续了多久。你不在乎。嗯嗯。

No. Ignorance is bliss. We don't need to know how long this has been going on for. You don't care. Mm-mm.

我们只需要把这事交给耶稣，就此翻篇。

We just gotta put this behind Jesus.

别再想他了，他很邪恶，他不是我们所说的那种人，就是这样。

Don't yearn for him anymore, he's evil, he's not who we said he was, that's what it is.

对不起，莎拉。

Sorry, Sarah.

我知道，我真的很抱歉，多么邪恶、邪恶的男人。刻薄，我觉得我们需要警告他的妻子，老实说。但也许，哇，也许问题在于等你恢复得更好一些，不那么痛苦的时候，你或许可以联系那位女士，真的。

I know, I'm so sorry, what evil, evil man. Mean, feel we need to warn the wife, to be honest. But maybe, woah, Maybe problem with once you're a bit more healed and it's not so raw, you can maybe contact the lady, truly.

我会让你最好的朋友去做这件事。

I would get your best friend to do it.

是的，让你最好的朋友去做

Yeah, get your I'll best friend to do

让你的朋友去

get your friend to

做这件事。

do it.

是啊，那个给你看

Yeah, the friend who showed you

截图的朋友。凭什么他能进去然后幸福快乐地生活？不，不。他需要...该怎么说？承担他行为的后果。

the screenshot. Why does he get to go in and live happily ever after? No, No. He needs to What's the word? The consequences of his actions.

没错，行为总有后果。就像他

Yeah, actions have consequences. Like he

不能逍遥法外。就像，他妈的凭什么。你以为你是谁啊？对了，我们有句经典台词，索菲亚，这句经典台词是'我们在冷静期'。所以莎拉在这里说，救命。我们当时在冷静期。

can't get away with it. Like, fucking chance. Who the hell do you think you are? Right, we've got the classic line, Sofia, and the classic line is were on a So Sarah here is saying, help. We were on a break.

嘿，姐妹们。超级喜欢你们节目上的表现，现在急需一些正经建议。我遇到了罗斯和瑞秋那种'我们在冷静期'的情况，不知道该怎么办。天啊。五月份的时候，我开始和南方一个叫布莱恩的人约会，我是北方人。

Hey, girlies. Absolutely adore you both on the part and need some serious advice. I'm having a Ross and Rachel, we were on a break situation, and I don't know what to do. Oh, gosh. Back in May, I started dating a Brian down south, and I am from the North.

异地恋。算是异地吧，但我们立刻就看对眼了。我不断南下见他，我们在一起度过了最美好的时光。我们真的非常合拍，感觉就像童话故事。哇。

Long distance. It was long distance ish, but we hit it off immediately. I kept going down to see him, and we had the best time together. We truly hit it off, and it felt like a fairy tale. Wow.

他表示以前经历过异地恋，但没成功，不过愿意再试一次。我们尝试了，真的努力了，但随着夏天来临，生活变得忙碌。我坐在家里胡思乱想，他再怎么安慰也没用。我们的相处模式开始改变，蜜月期在一个月后就彻底结束了。经历了两个月分分合合的争吵，我们在八月份决定彻底分手。

He expressed he had done long distance before, and it didn't work for him, but he was willing to try again. We tried, we really did, but it but with it coming into summer, life got busy. I sat at home overthinking, and no amount of reassurance from him could help. Our dynamics started to change, and the honeymoon period was well and truly gone after a month. Two months of off again, on again arguing, we decided to call it quits for good in August.

棘手的是，尽管他的城市离我有四个小时车程，但我总是因为各种原因去那里。这为我提供了见他的机会。我又见了他两次，我们一起出去吃晚餐、喝酒、喝咖啡，你知道，有些约会比其他的要好。这就引出了我的困境。九月份，我和一个朋友去他的城市看演唱会，我们约好见面聊聊。

The tricky thing is, is I was always coming to his city for various reasons, even though it was four hours away from from me. This open This opened up the opportunity to see him. I continued to see him two times, where we went out for dinner, drinks, coffee, you know, some dates better than others. This brings me to my dilemma. In September, I came to his city with a friend for a concert, and we agreed to meet and talk.

与此同时，我们已经分手了。我们在八月份分的手。我们之间的气氛很明朗，但我们想叙叙旧。我犯了个错误，问他在这三周里有没有和别人上过床。我只是，嗯，我会，是的。

And meanwhile, we have, we are broken up. We broke up in August. The air between us was clear, but we wanted to catch up. I made the mistake of asking if he had slept with anyone in the three weeks. I would just, yeah, I would, yeah.

无知是福。

Ignorance is a bliss.

在我们分手后的这三周里，他承认和两个人发生了关系。他从哪儿找到这些人？但他声称他的心仍然在我这里，他无法走出来。这真的伤害了我，因为分手后我压根没想过要和别人发生关系。

In the three weeks that we had been over, he admitted to sleeping with two people. Where did he find these people? But stated that his heart was still with me, and he couldn't move on. This really hurt me, as I never thought about sleeping with anyone else at all after that breakup.

是你问的问题啊，莎拉。

You did ask the questions, Sarah.

我知道，但是，我们想听到的是，

I know, like, but what we wanna hear is,

当然没有。我知道。

of course not. I know.

我每晚都因为想你而生病，持续了八周。我怎么可能去想别的女人？而他却说我和两个女人上过床。

I've been up sick every night thinking about you for eight How could I even think of another woman? Meanwhile, he said I've slept with two women.

是啊，我和两个女人上过床，我是什么？

Yeah, I've slept with two, I'm what?

那太残忍了。

That's He brutal

听到这个真是令人心碎，莎拉。

told to to hear, that's soul crushing, Sarah.

我消化了这个信息，但最后因为我们都单身，我就放下了。他问我有没有和别人睡过，我说没有，然后他说，谢天谢地。真是操蛋。

I sat with the information, at the end of the day, let it go since we were both single. He asked me and replied no, to which he said, thank God. Fuck me.

不，这太不公平了。你不能

No, that's so unfair. You can't

说不。而他说，因为如果他真的做了，他觉得我无法从中恢复过来。

say no. And he said, because if he did, I don't think would recover from that.

没错，这就是你的答案，莎拉。抱歉，你不会和这个男人复合了。这太厚颜无耻了，简直是双重标准。你已经和两个

Right, there's your answer, Sarah. You're not getting back with this man, sorry. The cheek, the double standard of that. You've slept with two

女孩睡了，你知道这是什么意思吗？

girls, You know what it you've was is?

你简直是在开玩笑。

You're actually taking the piss.

他趁机想了想，我们可能一个月后就会复合。让我先和几个女人睡一睡

He took the opportunity to think, we're probably gonna get back together in a month. Let me just sleep with a few of the women

是啊。

Yeah.

在我被束缚几年之前。

Before I get locked down for a couple of years.

绝对是这样。

Absolutely.

那真恶心。太恶心了。

And that is disgusting. Disgusting.

我们还有一些单身之夜

And we have some single nights

是啊，不如好好利用一下

going Yeah, may as well make the most of

不如好好利用

May as well make the

让我联系一下苏珊，她总是愿意的。她总是愿意的。他还想，让我放纵几晚，因为一个月后我就会离开你，然后我们再复合。

most Let me hit up that Susan, she's always down. She's always down. And he thought, let me just have a couple wild ones, because I'll mess you in a month and we'll get back together.

不，他真厚脸皮。他居然说谢天谢地，因为如果我们复合了，我没想到会和你重归于好。但你还是需要回到你身边。

No, the cheek. The cheek of him to say, thank God, because if we did, I didn't think I'd get back with you. But you still need to get back with you.

是啊。你脑子进水了。是啊。但你指望我跟你复合？不可能。

Yeah. You hit your head. Yeah. But you expect me to get back with you? No.

不。她直接无视了那条评论，没有理会。我们继续保持着时断时续的联系。上周末，我和别人睡了。

No. Brush brushing that comment No, So she just brushed that comment off. We continued on and have been in on again, off again contact. Last weekend, I slept with someone else.

太棒了，莎拉，干得好。我们都为你感到高兴。

Fantastic, Sarah, well done. We're all chuffed.

一个醉酒的失误。不，不是。这件事一直在我脑海里挥之不去。我不知道什么时候才能再见到我的布莱恩。不过，他不是你的布莱恩吧？

A drunk mistake. No, no. That has been playing on my mind since. I don't know when I will see my Brian again. Is he's not your Brian, though?

他不是你的布莱恩。但我们还在联系。他可能会问我是否和别人睡过，这让我快疯了。说是的，拜托。是的。

He's not your Brian. But we still talk. And the possibility of him asking me if I have slept with anyone is driving me crazy. Say yes, please. Yeah.

拜托。让他也尝尝

Please. Give that a taste of

同样的滋味。说是的。

his own medicine. Say yes.

哦，我没有……我没有收到你的消息。就像，我不知道我们会不会复合。

Oh, I didn't I've not heard from you. Like, I don't know we're gonna get back together.

我们没有复合。好吧，你在和别人睡觉，所以是的，我当然也在。

We're not back together. Well, you're sleeping with people, so yeah, of course I am.

是的。你一直在。我敢肯定你从那以后一直在。

Yeah. You you have been. I'm sure you have been since.

我确定。我确定。我确定。

I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure.

我是否应该对他诚实并说是，知道这可能会毁掉一切？是的。说是。说是。因为这个男人的双重标准太恶心了。

Am I honest with him and say yes, knowing that it could potentially ruin everything? Yes. Say yes. Say yes. Because the the double standards on this man is disgusting.

是的。这很普遍。或者我撒谎，知道他们是两个完全不相识的人，住在不同的国家，永远不会相遇。是的。提前感谢，非常困惑的Sarah附上了我们的照片。

Yeah. It's rife. Or do I lie, knowing that they are two fully separate people that don't know each other, and live in different countries, and will never cross paths. Yes. Thanks in advance, a very confused Sarah picture of us attached.

我敢说是一对迷人的情侣。你在开玩笑吧。Sarah太美了。他看起来很友好，天哪，作为一对情侣很般配。是的。

Dare I say a gorgeous couple. You're joking. Sarah is so beautiful. He looks friendly and quite my god, nice as a couple. Yeah.

哦，

Oh,

莎拉，你

Sarah, you

看起来你容光焕发。

look so you're radiant.

她抬头凝视着他，仿佛整个世界都围绕着他转。你绝对会说好的。所以，我也这么认为。而且我想让他想象你和另一个男人在一起，因为拥有很棒

She's gazing up at him like he'd the wool revolves around him. You're absolutely gonna say yeah. So, I think so. And I think I want him to imagine you with another guy Because having great

与此同时，当我们分分合合，而他没有任何行动再次锁定你，我知道。当然，你会走出去，展现你的

meanwhile, while we're on again, off again and he's not making any moves to lock you down again I know. Of course, you're gonna go And out there and sit your

我的天，你在外面和所有人睡觉。是的。不。不。就像，他需要

my mum, you're out there sleeping with everyone. Yeah. No. No. Like, he needs a

尝尝他自己的苦果。就像，如果他足够成熟，他会说，好吧，我们合作过，我也做过同样的事。但我想借此机会请你做我的女朋友。是的。我我想要你属于我自己。

taste of his own medicine. Like, if he's mature enough, he'll say, okay, we worked together, I've done the same. But I'd like to take this opportunity to ask you to be my girlfriend. Yeah. I I want you for myself.

因为听到这个对我来说很难受。

Because hearing that is hard for me.

是啊，这真让人心碎。

Yeah, it's heartbreaking.

这并不意味着我永远不想，比如我想和你在一起。是的。而且我不想让任何其他人有机会和你在一起。

It doesn't mean I don't ever wanna be, like I wanna be with you. Yeah. And I don't want anyone else to have a chance to get to be with you.

是的。我很抱歉把我们带到了这个地方。我承担全部责任和问责。

Yeah. I'm sorry that I've taken us to this place. I take full accountability and responsibility. That

这是我唯一能接受的答案。比如，如果他以愤怒、沮丧回应，我们就不会在一起。你可能已经和大概四个女人睡过了。嗯。我只和一个男人睡过。

is the only answer I will accept. Like, If he responds with anger, frustration, we're not together. You've slept with probably four women at this point. Mhmm. I've slept with one man.

好吧。

Okay.

也许我已经睡了六个。是的。我会留给你去想象。我不会给你具体细节，因为是的，我觉得你不配知道细节。

Maybe I've slept with six. Yeah. I'll leave that to your imagination. I'm not gonna give you specifics because Yeah. I don't you don't think you deserve specifics.

所以你可以随便想象。是的。

So can imagine whatever you want. And yeah.

我也不会，比如说，拼命去挽回这个男人。

I also wouldn't be, like, fighting to get this man back.

不会，你知道，不会像，哦，我需要

Wouldn't, you know, be like, oh, I need

尽一切努力去挽回这个男人。比如，如果我们本来就分分合合，那当然，如果他愿意认真回头，然后说，你知道吗？比如，我受够了这样。经过这次分分合合，让我意识到我有多想和你在一起，以及我犯的错误，我想让这段关系继续下去，等等等等，那好吧，我们可以试试。但我也觉得我们现在分分合合这么久了，你和别人睡过了，我现在也……我还能像以前那样看你吗？

to do everything to get this man back. Like, if we're on and off anyway, like, sure, if he wants to come correct and be like, do you know what? Like, I'm sick of this. After this on and off, it's made me realize how much I wanna be with you and the mistakes that I've made and I wanna make this work, blah blah blah blah, then like, yeah, let's go for it. But I also think we've been on and off now, you've slept with other people, I now have, can I look at you the same?

你还能像以前那样看我吗？这段关系还能回到从前吗？比如，你知道，说实话，上次我们复合，你说蜜月期只持续了一个月。是啊。我真的不确定这是不是你的灵魂伴侣，你的幸福结局。

Can you look at me the same? Is the relationship ever gonna be what it was? Like, you know, let's face it, last time we got together, you said the honeymoon phase lasted a month. Yeah. I'm not really sure if this is your soulmate, your happy ever after.

我觉得也许这个人我们可以留在过去，我们可以去享受生活，趁年轻看看外面还有谁。

I feel like maybe this is just someone that we can leave in the past and we can go and have fun and be young and see who else is out there.

但听起来像是对这个男人的幻想让我们还藕断丝连。是啊。但现实是，没错，那时候我们有一个月过得糟透了。我们当时过得糟透了。

But it sounds like the fantasy of this man is what's keeping us attached. Yeah. But the reality of it was, yeah, we were having a shit time one month then. We were having a shit time.

我可以拥有那种关系，但我不需要被束缚在

And I can have that one and like, I don't need to be tied down to

现在没有任何人。

anyone right now.

你还有整整一生可以和某人绑定在一起。真的。如果这个人不合适，你现在完全没必要这样。

You've got your whole life to be tied down to with someone. Literally. You don't need to have that right now if this guy is not

尤其是当我们连单身时都在挣扎着

like Especially when it's ever like, in a single we're struggling to even

是啊，维持着，就像，

Yeah, maintain Like,

我们在挣扎。是的。我们意见不合，我们在争吵，就像

we're struggling. Yeah. We're butting heads, we're arguing, like

而且现在，

And also now,

你说过，我们是异地

you've said, we're long

距离，好吧，你周六不出去，哦，你碰到了两周前和你睡过的那个女孩，现在会发生什么？现在我满脑子都是这些，哦，什么？

distance, okay, you're not going out on Saturday, oh, you've bumped into that girl that you slept with two weeks ago, what's gonna happen now? Now I've got all these like, oh, what?

嗯，是的，我只是觉得他做得不对。

Well, yeah, I just think he's not coming correct.

不。不要打架。

No. Don't Is fight

这就是我们伟大的爱情故事吗？

this our big love story?

我不这么认为。不。不。而且，

I don't think so. No. No. And like,

他抓住了第一个机会就和两个女人睡了。他一点时间都没浪费。这已经说明了一切。是的。我想。

he took his very first opportunity to sleep with two women. He wasted no time. And that says it all. Yeah. I think.

我觉得玩得开心。

I think have fun.

是的，同意。不要后悔和那个人睡了。不，你做了。

Yeah. Agree. Don't regret sleeping with that guy. No. You did it.

坦然接受。你玩得开心。

Own it. You have fun.

是的，别后悔。如果他问想不想做，

Yeah. Don't regret it. And if he asks want to do it,

所以你

so you

就不能后悔。

can't regret it.

如果他问你，哦，如果他说，是的，我做了。是的，我做了。我是单身，你也是。是的。

And if he asks you, oh, if he said, yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I'm single, and you are too. Yeah.

如果他看不到这一点

If he can't see that

他非常不成熟。是的。你能行的，莎拉。就一次机会。为你骄傲。

He's very immature. Yeah. You got this, Sarah. One chance. Proud of you.

好的，我们是否该以我们的明星

Right, should we end on our star

来结束本周？

of the week?

是的，请吧，夫人，我想

Yes, please, missus I think

那会

that would

很棒。我们最近为了新工作从德文郡搬到了剑桥，并第一次开始同居。这是一个很大的调整，新城市，新角色。他是医生，我是兽医。一对情侣。

be lovely. We recently moved from Devon to Cambridge for new jobs and started living together for the first time. It's been a big adjustment, new city, new roles. He's a doctor, I'm a vet. A couple.

大家。而且这段时间很紧张。但尽管压力很大，他还是不遗余力地支持我。夜班后做早餐，在橱柜里给我留零食。零食？

Guys. And it's been intense. But despite the stress, he's gone above and beyond to support me. Breakfast after night shifts, leave me treats in the cupboard. Treats?

工作后的按摩，用舒适的衣物和温馨的家居装饰给我惊喜。所有这些小事都意义重大，尤其是在他事务繁忙的时候。然后，我们奇迹般地一起休了五天假，我发现一封邮件说他为我们预订了去土耳其的五星级惊喜之旅。但听我说，各位，最精彩的部分来了。这就是为什么他是真正的明星——在飞往那里的航班上，机上广播紧急寻找医生。

Post work massages, surprise me with snuggly clothes and cozy home decor. All the little things that make a big difference, especially with everything on his plate too. And then, we somehow got five days off together, a miracle, and I find an email saying he's booked us a surprise five star trip to Turkey. But listen to this, guys, this is the best part. This is why he is true star On of the the flight there, a call goes out for a doctor mid air.

机上有医生吗？我在这里。布莱恩毫不犹豫地站出来，冷静地帮助了一名癫痫发作的乘客。即使在休假期间，他也如此善良、镇定、能干。我真是佩服不已。

Have we got a doctor on board? I am here. Brian steps up without hesitation and calmly helps a passenger having a seizure. So kind, calm, and capable, even on his time off. I was in awe.

我为他感到无比自豪。太迷人了。他的心地如此纯净，能被像他这样的人爱着，我感到非常幸运。亲爱的马特，非常感谢你让我们成为幸福的莎拉。

I am just so proud of him. Sexy. His heart is so pure, and I feel so lucky to be loved by someone like him. Mean Matt, thank you so much for making us a happy Sarah

在

at the

在我们的航班上救了别人的命。

saving someone's life on our flight.

我的意思是，看到他工作的样子可能真的很吸引人——

I mean, It's seeing him in work mode was probably just so attract-

您女儿在飞机上吗？是的。能干、冷静、一点也不慌张。

Have you got a daughter on board? Yes. Capable, calm, not Not stressed.

并且实际上拯救了生命。

And actually saved the life.

拯救生命，太不可思议了。还拯救了心灵。哇。非常感谢大家今天来到这里。谢谢各位的到来。感谢大家的光临。我们下周三再见。

Saving lives Incredible. And saving hearts. Wow. Thank you so much for being here today, everybody. Thank you, everyone, for being Thank you for being here We will see you next Wednesday.

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If you have a dilemma or a star of the week submission, you can email it to hello@thegirlsbathroom.com,

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and you can follow us on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, The Girls Bathroom.

如果你在群聊里，我们周一会在特别节目中见。如果不在，那我们下周三在这里再见。拜拜。

If you're in the group chat, we'll see you on Monday for your bonus episode. If not, we'll see you back here next Wednesday. Bye.